FabSwingers.com forum: Funny status / profiles

By *arkhorse12345 OP Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

What are the funny statuses / profile texts you came across

Few to start with

- any couples want to watch us right now?( yes - what you plan to do as it will be boring to just watch you both ??)

- anyone fancy wanking over my wife's video which I can record and show to my missus ( surprised that he got 4 verifications ..fooled 4 guys wanking while he watch - full marks for deception)

- looking for 9 inch plus ( will you be carrying measuring tape )

- must be heavy cummer ( are you going to write complain to fab customer services)

- no profile pic yet profile says we won't reply until first message with face pic ..

- must be repeater - are you going to put gun to my head to repeat? ??

-verification: This is fab is all about .. please respect her blah blah blah..

- Profile : no time wasters please and - status : just chatting ..

- who want to fuck my hubby right now..: usually posted by jerk hubby himself

- status : can't wait to go home and fuck my xx ( wife)- why don't you text her instead of letting whole fab world know who don't give a shit how you fuck your wife

- Status :In metrocehtre shopping ( this is not Facebook ??)

- How big is your cock ( need to measure do you have measuring tape .. when erected measuring is the last thing on my mind ??)

- I will check with her and let you know ( then why the hell you been chatting for an hour collecting my cock pics having a wank )

- BBC only .. luv the patriot ??

- No Asian or Pakistanis ( I am British is it okay if my great great granddad was from Pakistan)

- She is gorgeous- This is fab is all about.. no it is not.. its like mining a diamond in coal mine ??