FabSwingers.com forum: So Fella's, What's The Stangest Thing You've Stuck Your Cock In??

By *obey Dick OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

Just to lift spirits a little bit. Guys, be honest, what's the strangest thing you have fucked??

I've got a thermal flask that I fuck now and again.

Who's tried a vacuum cleaner??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to lift spirits a little bit. Guys, be honest, what's the strangest thing you have fucked??

I've got a thermal flask that I fuck now and again.

Who's tried a vacuum cleaner??"

Never heard that before , a thermal flask , you must have a thick cock

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By *obey Dick OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Just to lift spirits a little bit. Guys, be honest, what's the strangest thing you have fucked??

I've got a thermal flask that I fuck now and again.

Who's tried a vacuum cleaner??

Never heard that before , a thermal flask , you must have a thick cock "

Never thought of it like that. All I know is, it fits in nice. Its better to put your cock in it soft and let it go hard inside it.

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

This could be interesting

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Debbie from accounts. That was rather strange!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to lift spirits a little bit. Guys, be honest, what's the strangest thing you have fucked??

I've got a thermal flask that I fuck now and again.

Who's tried a vacuum cleaner??

Never heard that before , a thermal flask , you must have a thick cock

Never thought of it like that. All I know is, it fits in nice. Its better to put your cock in it soft and let it go hard inside it. "

You don’t use it the next day to put your coffee in , on the way to work

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By *ornybobBuilderMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

Sorry just got to say it

A WOMAN

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By *rindiMan
over a year ago

chester

A husbands mouth as his horny wife ordered the pathetic loservto clean her cum from me...he was strange lol

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By *obey Dick OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Just to lift spirits a little bit. Guys, be honest, what's the strangest thing you have fucked??

I've got a thermal flask that I fuck now and again.

Who's tried a vacuum cleaner??

Never heard that before , a thermal flask , you must have a thick cock

Never thought of it like that. All I know is, it fits in nice. Its better to put your cock in it soft and let it go hard inside it.

You don’t use it the next day to put your coffee in , on the way to work "

I dont use it at all now, only to fuck it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely my ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex boss.....freak

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By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

My hubby has stuck is cock upa blow up sheep

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By *obey Dick OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

"My hubby has stuck is cock upa blow up sheep

Ha ha. Love it. What objects have you had up you??

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By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

You know what i'm like, bottles,cuecumers, bananas, hair brush and more than a few cocks.

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By *rindiMan
over a year ago

chester

"You know what i'm like, bottles,cuecumers, bananas, hair brush and more than a few cocks.

But no sheep ????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably my girlfriend of the times best friend. Whilst my girlfriend kept encouraging me to cum in her friend. That was odd, fun though

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

I one time made an ex gf a cup of tea, took it to her, told her 'oh wait, I forgotten to stir it'. I got my dick out infront of her and stuck it into the cup and stirred it with my dick.

That move got me laid. I also couldn't cum because of it.

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By *obey Dick OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

"I one time made an ex gf a cup of tea, took it to her, told her 'oh wait, I forgotten to stir it'. I got my dick out infront of her and stuck it into the cup and stirred it with my dick.

That move got me laid. I also couldn't cum because of it.

Its a wonder you didnt burn your cock!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had an ex who encouraged me to try various friut and veg. One time she enjoyed a cucumber while I fucked a melon.

Licking each other clean afterwards was a tasty, healthy treat too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yoghurt.

Which was ok till I felt her teeth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Never heard that before , a thermal flask , you must have a thick cock "

I have to admit this occurred to me and let out a chuckle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cut a through and orange and used that to see what it'd be like haha

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By *urvy Girl 79Woman
over a year ago

Near Bourne

I like this thread... come on.. more guys divulge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glory hole was it for me was meant to be a couple woman would use my covk while hubby watched I'm still not 100% convinced it was just the wife using my cock but a strange yet fun experience

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By *obey Dick OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

"I like this thread... come on.. more guys divulge

Yea, I thought there would have been more of a reponse, unless a lot of guys are holding back!!

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By *obey Dick OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

"A glory hole was it for me was meant to be a couple woman would use my covk while hubby watched I'm still not 100% convinced it was just the wife using my cock but a strange yet fun experience "

Love glory holes but never had a woman on the other end, its always been men sucking!!!

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

A orange if you hollow out the middle!!

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By *abbit_Lover777Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

I was recommended a jam-jar full of liver was a good alternative to the real thing. Never tried it though I hasten to add...

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

A little basket, I was taking it to a country show.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm afraid I can't say on here, VERY bad!

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By *urvy Girl 79Woman
over a year ago

Near Bourne

"I'm afraid I can't say on here, VERY bad!"

You can't do that!you have to confess.... Go on

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *en_Dover79Man
over a year ago

Oswaldtwistle

only a woman... I class myself as normal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm afraid I can't say on here, VERY bad!

You can't do that!you have to confess.... Go on

I want to know too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"only a woman... I class myself as normal"

So 2019

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

"I one time made an ex gf a cup of tea, took it to her, told her 'oh wait, I forgotten to stir it'. I got my dick out infront of her and stuck it into the cup and stirred it with my dick.

That move got me laid. I also couldn't cum because of it.

Its a wonder you didnt burn your cock!!"

I did. It was really painful.

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By *atureandhornyCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

My mate used a hoover and ended up in hospital. I phoned up to ask how he was they said he was picking up well ??

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By * Lexi xWoman
over a year ago

stockport

I once courgetted myself for my ex husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Debbie from accounts. That was rather strange! "
great response haha haha

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

a watermelon when I was about 15 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was recommended a jam-jar full of liver was a good alternative to the real thing. Never tried it though I hasten to add... "
cooked or raw?? Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was younger I tried the sofa cushion thing...all I got out of it was friction burn!!

Since then, only dipped in a glass of wine pre blow job!

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By *abbit_Lover777Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

Raw, if cooked you'd need bacon too.

I once worked on the Deli counter at Sainsbury's and got the sack for putting my cock in the bacon slicer. What happened to the bacon slicer?...she got a final written warning lol

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By *eviationMan
over a year ago

Brynamman

Vacuum cleaner more times than i should lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I cut a through and orange and used that to see what it'd be like haha"

One way to your Vitamin C

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I one time made an ex gf a cup of tea, took it to her, told her 'oh wait, I forgotten to stir it'. I got my dick out infront of her and stuck it into the cup and stirred it with my dick.

That move got me laid. I also couldn't cum because of it.

Jees did that not burn?!

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By *ust ClareTV/TS
over a year ago

Settlewick!

Janet Street Porter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just to lift spirits a little bit. Guys, be honest, what's the strangest thing you have fucked??

I've got a thermal flask that I fuck now and again.

Who's tried a vacuum cleaner??"

Oh so that's why they end up in Hubby's shed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a watermelon when I was about 15 lol

So what, did you make a hole in it and off you went? Or was it like a piece your mum gave you...

(just wondering if that's why one of my sons says he loves watermelon)

....

Got the giggles now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably my girlfriend of the times best friend. Whilst my girlfriend kept encouraging me to cum in her friend. That was odd, fun though"

Fuck that’s every guys dream!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I one time made an ex gf a cup of tea, took it to her, told her 'oh wait, I forgotten to stir it'. I got my dick out infront of her and stuck it into the cup and stirred it with my dick.

That move got me laid. I also couldn't cum because of it.

Its a wonder you didnt burn your cock!!

I did. It was really painful."

PMSL

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr has done a Henry hoover

His spunk made the bag go soggy and it burst a few days later

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By *stoppMan
over a year ago

Durham

Toilet roll tubes

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

"Mr has done a Henry hoover

His spunk made the bag go soggy and it burst a few days later

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By *essyphilMan
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

A tub of Betty Crocker buttercream....

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By *orkmalewithPAMan
over a year ago

York

A friend told me years ago that he used to have sex with his sister's teddy when he was about 13/14 (she would of been about 16/17 at a guess)

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By *nkforthekinkMan
over a year ago

london/fareham/brighton

My tattooist is a freaky fucker,

He still swears to this day you can’t beat soaking a flannel in warm water wrapping it round your cock and sandwiching it between the toilet seat!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tattooist is a freaky fucker,

He still swears to this day you can’t beat soaking a flannel in warm water wrapping it round your cock and sandwiching it between the toilet seat! "

Nooo! That made me laugh so much, I totally got why he would want to put a warm flannel round it, but nooo not in the toilet. Hahahaha. I love that he told you that. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tattooist is a freaky fucker,

He still swears to this day you can’t beat soaking a flannel in warm water wrapping it round your cock and sandwiching it between the toilet seat! "

Ah the old ,"my friend" thing. * Taps side of nose!

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By *r and Mrs 81Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Just to lift spirits a little bit. Guys, be honest, what's the strangest thing you have fucked??

I've got a thermal flask that I fuck now and again.

Who's tried a vacuum cleaner??"

Think I require photographic evidence or even a video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My tattooist is a freaky fucker,

He still swears to this day you can’t beat soaking a flannel in warm water wrapping it round your cock and sandwiching it between the toilet seat!

Ah the old ,"my friend" thing. * Taps side of nose!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

This thread is hilarious

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

I'm going to save this thread for when I need a giggle

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By *r and Mrs 81Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

"I cut a through and orange and used that to see what it'd be like haha"

Was it not stingy !!!??

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By *r and Mrs 81Couple
over a year ago

Leicester

"When I was younger I tried the sofa cushion thing...all I got out of it was friction burn!!

Since then, only dipped in a glass of wine pre blow job! "

My kind of blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm afraid I can't say on here, VERY bad!

You can't do that!you have to confess.... Go on

I can't I'll get chucked off!! X

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By *rthangMan
over a year ago

calderdale

A gloryhole

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By *ockbone1Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

I was a horny teenager thinking of new ways to wank, all I can say is I once ended up wrapping my dick in bread, took a while to get all the crumbs off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say it was another man's bumhole (safely) but it was while my wife sucked him off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If anyone is interested, I’m selling my vacuum cleaner.....it’s just gathering dust.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Uncut loaf stuffed with a pound of lard , felt quite nice x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is a lass on utube makes a vagina using a latex glove a cloth and two elastic bands.Admit I did make one and use it in the garden last summer.

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By *otnew16Man
over a year ago

Dartford

My ex mother in law!!

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By *voncouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

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By *voncouplexxCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Jar of warm (not hot) earthworms is apparently a delight! For fishermen, warm bait could be an alternative but you might catch something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Debbie from accounts. That was rather strange! "

I know; she was telling me too

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By *abbit_Lover777Couple
over a year ago

Norwich

That was on Blue Peter several years ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jar of warm (not hot) earthworms is apparently a delight! For fishermen, warm bait could be an alternative but you might catch something

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By *obey Dick OP Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Mr has done a Henry hoover

His spunk made the bag go soggy and it burst a few days later

Lol, love this one. Good ole Henry!!!

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