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So who will be collecting Oak gall wasp nests this spring.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Anyone in need of a little tightening?

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip


"Anyone in need of a little tightening?"

Pardon?

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Anyone in need of a little tightening?

Pardon? "

Crushing up Oak gall wasp nests into a paste and inserting the paste, tightens the vagina, thought everyone knew that.

In our sleepy town/village we have a beauty therapist who offers this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh good lord no thanks

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Oh good lord no thanks"

Can’t help wondering if it works on men.

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax

Buzz off

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Buzz off "

Wonder if it stings?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my word learn something new every day x

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Oh my word learn something new every day x "

I know, what keeps life so interesting.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I checked it out on google, and the professionals don’t like it.

Suspect they will be calling for the ducking stool to be reintroduced.

As with most things.

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

You have to wonder however did someone discover this?

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"You have to wonder however did someone discover this?

"

Got the same problem with Brussel sprouts

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By *oneyjule65Couple
over a year ago

Halifax


"Buzz off

Wonder if it stings?"

Lol.....

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By *inky SpiceWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"Oh good lord no thanks

Can’t help wondering if it works on men."

To tighten their vaginas?

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Oh good lord no thanks

Can’t help wondering if it works on men.

To tighten their vaginas? "

Got to have some method to insert it into lady’s.

Just so happens we have a large amount of Oak trees close by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh good lord no thanks

Can’t help wondering if it works on men."

Haha I wont try, I will close up completely

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Got an idea, oak gall wasp coated condoms.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Got an idea, oak gall wasp coated condoms."

What if it tightened too much, could end up stuck together for days

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Got an idea, oak gall wasp coated condoms.

What if it tightened too much, could end up stuck together for days "

Sounds fun.

Shopping at Sainsbury’s might be a tad of though.

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By *ffanotdykeCouple
over a year ago

Telford

We know of one lady who smeared horse liniment on all of her partners Y fronts when she found he had been playing away.

Apparently the red rash it produced glowed in the dark.

I know its not nice but the advice is sniff your pants before pulling them on.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Is this another Gwyneth Paltrow thing?

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Is this another Gwyneth Paltrow thing?"

I’m just worried about the ecology around wasps.

However, suspect you’re right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh good lord no thanks

Can’t help wondering if it works on men.

To tighten their vaginas? "

Some trans men have vaginas.

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By *ecretlivesCouple
over a year ago

FABWatch HQ


"Is this another Gwyneth Paltrow thing?"

Apparently she makes her own, just pops an acorn in every morning and takes and out a gall every night.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Oh good lord no thanks

Can’t help wondering if it works on men.

To tighten their vaginas?

Some trans men have vaginas. "

Lost me at the men bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh good lord no thanks

Can’t help wondering if it works on men.

To tighten their vaginas?

Some trans men have vaginas.

Lost me at the men bit."

You’ve not heard of trans men ?

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Oh good lord no thanks

Can’t help wondering if it works on men.

To tighten their vaginas?

Some trans men have vaginas.

Lost me at the men bit.

You’ve not heard of trans men ? "

Thought they were meant to be women.

Gosh I so need to catch up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh good lord no thanks

Can’t help wondering if it works on men.

To tighten their vaginas?

Some trans men have vaginas.

Lost me at the men bit.

You’ve not heard of trans men ?

Thought they were meant to be women.

Gosh I so need to catch up."

You really do.

Trans men are men.

Trans women are women.

It’s not overly complicated.

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By *icentious OP   Couple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills


"Oh good lord no thanks

Can’t help wondering if it works on men.

To tighten their vaginas?

Some trans men have vaginas.

Lost me at the men bit.

You’ve not heard of trans men ?

Thought they were meant to be women.

Gosh I so need to catch up.

You really do.

Trans men are men.

Trans women are women.

It’s not overly complicated. "

‘ Tis if your not interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh good lord no thanks

Can’t help wondering if it works on men.

To tighten their vaginas?

Some trans men have vaginas.

Lost me at the men bit.

You’ve not heard of trans men ?

Thought they were meant to be women.

Gosh I so need to catch up.

You really do.

Trans men are men.

Trans women are women.

It’s not overly complicated.

‘ Tis if your not interested"

Blimey. That’s some extreme disinterest to find that complicated

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By *etwifeandhim69Couple
over a year ago

Darlington


"

Crushing up Oak gall wasp nests into a paste and inserting the paste, tightens the vagina, thought everyone knew that.

In our sleepy town/village we have a beauty therapist who offers this."

Nurse! She's out of her bed again!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh good lord no thanks

Can’t help wondering if it works on men.

To tighten their vaginas?

Some trans men have vaginas.

Lost me at the men bit.

You’ve not heard of trans men ?

Thought they were meant to be women.

Gosh I so need to catch up.

You really do.

Trans men are men.

Trans women are women.

It’s not overly complicated.

‘ Tis if your not interested

Blimey. That’s some extreme disinterest to find that complicated "

Well I'm confused by this. Are we saying a trans man is a man that used to be a woman and vice versa? At what point are we declaring that someone has transitioned? Is it when all the operations have been successfully completed, when the person has decided that they want to change sex or at some other point?

The strange thing is is that this isn't even the most baffling thing on this thread. I've never understood the need for a tight vagina. I had a very tight girl once and it was like trying to squeeze a golf ball through a hosepipe. Not particularly sexy. For men that complain that being with some women is like waving their willy in a bucket I would suggest they are doing it wrong or have the wrong equipment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't risk a stray wasp

Not that I need it anyway.

Mrs

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Oh good lord no thanks

Can’t help wondering if it works on men.

To tighten their vaginas?

Some trans men have vaginas.

Lost me at the men bit.

You’ve not heard of trans men ?

Thought they were meant to be women.

Gosh I so need to catch up.

You really do.

Trans men are men.

Trans women are women.

It’s not overly complicated.

‘ Tis if your not interested"

That's really dismissive of someone's situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh good lord no thanks

Can’t help wondering if it works on men.

To tighten their vaginas?

Some trans men have vaginas.

Lost me at the men bit.

You’ve not heard of trans men ?

Thought they were meant to be women.

Gosh I so need to catch up.

You really do.

Trans men are men.

Trans women are women.

It’s not overly complicated.

‘ Tis if your not interested

Blimey. That’s some extreme disinterest to find that complicated

Well I'm confused by this. Are we saying a trans man is a man that used to be a woman and vice versa? At what point are we declaring that someone has transitioned? Is it when all the operations have been successfully completed, when the person has decided that they want to change sex or at some other point?

The strange thing is is that this isn't even the most baffling thing on this thread. I've never understood the need for a tight vagina. I had a very tight girl once and it was like trying to squeeze a golf ball through a hosepipe. Not particularly sexy. For men that complain that being with some women is like waving their willy in a bucket I would suggest they are doing it wrong or have the wrong equipment. "

Well not wanting to take up too much space by going off on a tangent.... but you did ask:-

Trans men were assigned female at birth.

When they choose to reveal their true gender to the world and start presenting as male they are now described as men.

As with someone like me; I am a woman. I present as such and kinda look a bit feminine. I’m due my final surgery in a few weeks so some insensitive, ill informed people may insist I’m not female. But then those same people would still probably make that argument after the op too.

So back to my original point in response to you quip reference men tightening their vaginas; yes, some men still have vaginas.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make ink out of them x

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By *irm hand LukeMan
over a year ago

Berkshire/West Oxfordshire

Another reason I'm glad to be a bloke

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By *ipvanwinkieMan
over a year ago

out of town!

This thread should be condemned now.

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight

Do you need to smoke them out first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh good lord no thanks

Can’t help wondering if it works on men."

It does

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By *ifty grades of shadyCouple
over a year ago

Carisbrooke, Isle of Wight


"Is this another Gwyneth Paltrow thing?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Anyone in need of a little tightening?"
I have other things to insert to create a safer buzz

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