FabSwingers.com forum: If I was to offer you...

By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

a six pack of 4-ply toilet roll, would it improve my chances of a social?

Or would I just get the bum's rush?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

4-ply?

You smooth talker, op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if it was Shea butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"4-ply?

You smooth talker, op

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

Is it quilted

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

Only the best. Deluxe Quilted and Soft.

Fancy one?

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

"Only the best. Deluxe Quilted and Soft.

Fancy one?"

Only the best for my derriere

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By *rMrsMorningstarCouple
over a year ago

near bridgend

Throw in a bottle of hand sanitiser and we may negotiate something...

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Throw in a bottle of hand sanitiser and we may negotiate something...

maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its puppies on a roll or nothing.

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By *urls and DressesWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere near here

Throw some hand sanitiser in and you can marry me

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

I wouldn't give a shit if I was you...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It really as we have loads and the shelf’s here are full.

Food I understand panic buying but bog roll I really don’t understand.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Throw some hand sanitiser in and you can marry me"

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Throw some hand sanitiser in and you can marry me"

I hope you haven't got expensive tastes as the Ebay scalpers are charging £1300 for some gel.

(sic) ANTIBACTERIAL HANG GEL CAREX HAND SANITISER 50ML SANITIZER MOISTURISER

That's the honeymoon gone for a burton then

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

"a six pack of 4-ply toilet roll, would it improve my chances of a social?

Or would I just get the bum's rush?"

It wouldn't work with us. We buy in bulk anyway. We have about 30 rolls in the cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a six pack of 4-ply toilet roll, would it improve my chances of a social?

Or would I just get the bum's rush?

It wouldn't work with us. We buy in bulk anyway. We have about 30 rolls in the cupboard. "
so 3 weeks worth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would need to show the goods OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could safe paper on your pussy, maybe not other areas though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't give a shit if I was you..."

He's not offering it used is he?

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Still plenty in the shops here, sorry mate.

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

Probably. I am down to the last roll at home and local supermarket is sold out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a six pack of 4-ply toilet roll, would it improve my chances of a social?

Or would I just get the bum's rush?"

Tempted.. But have you got tons of beans too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Probably. I am down to the last roll at home and local supermarket is sold out! "

Rinse.. Reuse... Recycle... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hotels have plenty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"a six pack of 4-ply toilet roll, would it improve my chances of a social?

Or would I just get the bum's rush?"

Only a 6 pack

You cheap skate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ladies can drop dry and we can all rinse in the shower it's only toilet paper lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t move for packs of bog roll.

Do you have pasta tho?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Micro noodles are going for a bomb down my way

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"I wouldn't give a shit if I was you...

He's not offering it used is he?

FFS, nearly spat my drink out on the keyboard!

Nope it's factory sealed i.e it's not been opened yet.

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By *orny PT OP Man
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Still plenty in the shops here, sorry mate."

Still safe to have a ruby on a Thursday then? Mmm, Naan bread and chutney

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you throw in a bottle of bleach too we could have something to talk about

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