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By *ifferentClass OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

1. Her nickname should be Dyson....

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Pictures don't do her justice

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By *ifferentClass OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Guys - seriously! Calm it down with the messages FFS! Only been on 20 mins and 33333333300000 messages!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This site is a waste of time! Only had 3 meets this week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Guys - seriously! Calm it down with the messages FFS! Only been on 20 mins and 33333333300000 messages!"

hahahahaha oh I love seeing that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He made me cum and cum and cum

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

can breathe through my ears

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

not a wham bam thank you kinda guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im just here to make new friends ....im blind and dont know the meaning of swinging .....im straight but i will let a man suck me off n maybe suck him as well but im not gay or bi

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By *illow PimpMan
over a year ago

Midlothian

Im not here to fuck my way through fab, please excuse the 50 verifications in 2 months

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By *lackboaWoman
over a year ago

greenock

'treat her with respect'.......really annoys me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would keep this man to myself if I could

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

genuine lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a single gal! Looking for another gal for me and my fb to play with!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

discretion expected and given

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh, I gushed...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy with very high sex drive...

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

It just gets better and better....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew exactly what to do with his cock......erm, no point being on a swinging site otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knew his way around a woman's body!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dress to impress

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By *arnayguyMan
over a year ago

Durham Tees

I don't bite....well not unless you want me to lol

(Urgh, heave!)

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By *illyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

My wife let's me do this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Knew exactly what to do with his cock......erm, no point being on a swinging site otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ive had the snip so no need for condoms (yeah n i a virgin !!!!!)

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

I'm not like all those other guys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We dont have face on here and wont be uploading any due to discretion.......... "message without face pics will be deleted".... Fucking cheek of it.... Lol

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By *rs kemeaCouple
over a year ago

angus

"He has cock to die for"

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

I can't beleive no-one has done: "I've just come out of a long term relationship and thought I'd give this a try" yet

then of course there's:

Single woman who only meets with her partner present.

If Carlsberg made couples/single males/females/ delete as appropriate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from a couples profile , the wife has to work/has suddenly taken ill/emigrated/whatever ashite the man comes up with this time, but we can still play lol er no we cant sad arse if i wanted a man i wouldnt be chatting to a 'couple'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got a msg saying 'i'm as tight as a frogs arse, try me'!

Sent one back saying 'i'd rather fuck the frog'!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a msg saying 'i'm as tight as a frogs arse, try me'!

Sent one back saying 'i'd rather fuck the frog'!

i love that lol she might just have to rethink her opening messages now heheh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""He has cock to die for"

yeah i dont get that lol if he that bad dont do him lol id rather live to try another cock thanks heheh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A friend recommended this site to me....yeah, and I was born yesterday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a msg saying 'i'm as tight as a frogs arse, try me'!

Sent one back saying 'i'd rather fuck the frog'!

i love that lol she might just have to rethink her opening messages now heheh"

erm, it was from a GUY!! Lol, not my thing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a msg saying 'i'm as tight as a frogs arse, try me'!

Sent one back saying 'i'd rather fuck the frog'!

i love that lol she might just have to rethink her opening messages now heheh

erm, it was from a GUY!! Lol, not my thing!!

oops lesson learnt dont assume anything on here heheh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a msg saying 'i'm as tight as a frogs arse, try me'!

Sent one back saying 'i'd rather fuck the frog'!

i love that lol she might just have to rethink her opening messages now heheh

erm, it was from a GUY!! Lol, not my thing!!

oops lesson learnt dont assume anything on here heheh"

haha, ye! Was all excited about gettin a msg! Until i opened it! Lol,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got a msg saying 'i'm as tight as a frogs arse, try me'!

Sent one back saying 'i'd rather fuck the frog'!

i love that lol she might just have to rethink her opening messages now heheh

erm, it was from a GUY!! Lol, not my thing!!

oops lesson learnt dont assume anything on here heheh

haha, ye! Was all excited about gettin a msg! Until i opened it! Lol,

ive got a better put down for you ...to be honest i would rather have a wank or eat my own shit...

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By *uckscouple2007Couple
over a year ago

Bucks

profiles that whose status appears on local updates regularly posting the likes of ...

- what a great night

- fantastic afternoon

- thanks guys, you know who you are

- etc

yet ...

there profile remains unverified !

lol

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By *ifferentClass OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

If we want a single male we know where to find one!

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By *ifferentClass OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Knows what she wants and how to get it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'can suck a golf ball up a garden hose'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'treat her with respect'.......really annoys me

really made me giggle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't bite....well not unless you want me to lol

(Urgh, heave!)"

ha ha yes, translated = I'm a tame zombie.

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Happily married

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

girls if you get the chance dont let this guy pass you by.....

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By *r OreoMan
over a year ago

Croydon

DO NOT MEET

(usually in caps and with a veri for the day before on their profile ...

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By *ont Ask Dont GetWoman
over a year ago

amersham

'Wish you were my gf' lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We dont have face on here and wont be uploading any due to discretion.......... "message without face pics will be deleted".... Fucking cheek of it.... Lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

"I can breath through my ears" yeah right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i can go down on a woman for ages"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight - but happy to list as looking for men & TV's and has veri's from both!

Bi curious couples - but you have to meet the male alone first so he can check you out!

A smoking couple who 'won't meet smokers'!

And of course the ever present - 'New to this' - on an unverified profile over a year old!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im orally bi

LOL

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By *heiraWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Looking for quality , not quantity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one has mentioned the you won't meet anyone else after you have met me. No coz I be in intense therapy lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Still finding my feet'

... try finding yer cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 07/05/12 14:49:25]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend recommended this site to me....yeah, and I was born yesterday

"
As it happens, a friend did recommend this site to us, then left just after we joined.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happily married"
What's wrong with that, pray tell?

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By *yson38GWoman
over a year ago

Tyne and Wear

[Removed by poster at 07/05/12 15:01:58]

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By *yson38GWoman
over a year ago

Tyne and Wear

"1. Her nickname should be Dyson...."

That was the nickname given to me after a fateful weekend in Blackpool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I/we have a life outside of swinging.

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

"Happily marriedWhat's wrong with that, pray tell?"
Nothing, like there's nothing 'wrong' with any of the other clichés!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Happily marriedWhat's wrong with that, pray tell?Nothing, like there's nothing 'wrong' with any of the other clichés!"
Ah, fair enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't remember how was phrased exactly but got one saying something like I know how to wash unlike other men. His words not mine. Well aren't I the blessed one lol

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

'Told I'm good looking'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's see if we connect

.................

I'm not a piece of lego

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make you squeal. why , are you a spider

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By *lipperyWhenWet!Couple
over a year ago

Rochester

"Proffesional" or even professional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Proffesional" or even professional

I got slated for doing a forum about that lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Status updates that cry out for attention - leaving this site today as full of timewasters etc etc :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll try anything once, twice if I like it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll try anything once, twice if I like it!"

Ha ha that one cracks me up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Status updates that cry out for attention - leaving this site today as full of timewasters etc etc :D "

And they're always still there the following week

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By *ifferentClass OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

"1. Her nickname should be Dyson....

That was the nickname given to me after a fateful weekend in Blackpool

Was it because you were cleaning up after everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's

(take your pick)

really great guy

funny bloke

good laugh

made me feel welcome etc etc

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By *--Cinders---Couple
over a year ago

a place near Blackpool

hate it when guys ask what i;m into to...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

from every guy who's ever sent us a message." hi my name is jay " really can u not think of another name like bob!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VWE or VVWE (must have been told by their Mum's that they are a big boy)

Anything to do with a university - especially those who say I recommend everyone has this on their profile - err why ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bi curious

when on a verfication it states "We licked each others pussies all night, and she know's how to use her tongue"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single male profiles...my girlfriend would love to meet you.

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By *obinhood-maidmarionCouple
over a year ago

Yorkshire

wifes working away, free to play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or how about amazing in bed fantastic cock ... Did it have lights on it so it could see where it was going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clean hygienic and respectful ... Won't fart n won't wipe cock on curtains

Loves animals ... Quick put the cat out

Never play alone ... Unless the footballs on then help yourself

Must be discreet ... Can be found on face book msn nvm whatsapp fax email phone megaphone fuk I'm even in the sun n mirror discreet person for sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or the all time classic ... Great at deepthroat ... As long as you are only two inches

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By *ickeyandrewsMan
over a year ago

birmingham

Lol this thread has made me laugh.

"Looking for couples and bifems only"

(Then there are 10 varifications all from single guys)

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By *ifferentClass OP Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Must be discreet ... Can be found on face book msn nvm whatsapp fax email phone megaphone fuk I'm even in the sun n mirror discreet person for sex "

More often than not, people claim to be 'discrete'. Definition - apart or detached from others; separate. And we all know that this is one of the biggest, fattest lies told on Fab

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Will fill this out later on a profile thats been up for 7 months...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're not hardened swingers" Joined site 3 years ago.

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By *amsohotWoman
over a year ago

Inner London

"We dont have face on here and wont be uploading any due to discretion.......... "message without face pics will be deleted".... Fucking cheek of it.... Lol"

That's a classic

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