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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Sounds odd but believe it or not can produce good results single men single women doing the shop on Sunday.. Where's the strangest place you have met someone outside of a swing club or party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

every little helps .did you get points too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And we all know points make prizes hmmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds odd but believe it or not can produce good results single men single women doing the shop on Sunday.. Where's the strangest place you have met someone outside of a swing club or party "

so how does that work then?

If your in tesco and you spot someone you like what do you do next, just go straight over and ask them out or follow them about for a while see if they notice you and wait to see their reaction at being followed round tesco lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds odd but believe it or not can produce good results single men single women doing the shop on Sunday.. Where's the strangest place you have met someone outside of a swing club or party

so how does that work then?

no its way easier than that you walk around and shop and as you do someone man or woman will catch your eye and do the double take look thing.

and from there well ....i have just got back and in an hour a lady is coming to see me for some steak wine and nice desert he he he

the best i have known is when they do single shopping nights so much easier then as everyone is single there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds odd but believe it or not can produce good results single men single women doing the shop on Sunday.. Where's the strangest place you have met someone outside of a swing club or party

so how does that work then?

Some guys are so unable to read the subtleties of seduction you'd have to lob a tin of beans at the back of their head!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't forget your club card

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds odd but believe it or not can produce good results single men single women doing the shop on Sunday.. Where's the strangest place you have met someone outside of a swing club or party

so how does that work then?

Some guys are so unable to read the subtleties of seduction you'd have to lob a tin of beans at the back of their head!

Is that where im going wrong? I should be chucking beans instead of a can of Chum???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds odd but believe it or not can produce good results single men single women doing the shop on Sunday.. Where's the strangest place you have met someone outside of a swing club or party

so how does that work then?

no its way easier than that you walk around and shop and as you do someone man or woman will catch your eye and do the double take look thing.

and from there well ....i have just got back and in an hour a lady is coming to see me for some steak wine and nice desert he he he

the best i have known is when they do single shopping nights so much easier then as everyone is single there.

Do they scope out the contents of your basket?

Like spy the steak wine and pud and think yummy he'll do for me?

Whereas the guy with a tin of hotdog sausages, jar of pickled onions a tube of pringles and a six-pack of tennents would get a block and body swerve?

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"Sounds odd but believe it or not can produce good results single men single women doing the shop on Sunday.. Where's the strangest place you have met someone outside of a swing club or party

so how does that work then?

Check out their basket. If its full of ready meals and beer you've found a single guy.

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By *ucky_LadsCouple (MM)
over a year ago

Kidderminster+ surrounding areas.

"Sounds odd but believe it or not can produce good results single men single women doing the shop on Sunday.. Where's the strangest place you have met someone outside of a swing club or party

so how does that work then?

Some guys are so unable to read the subtleties of seduction you'd have to lob a tin of beans at the back of their head!

Is that where im going wrong? I should be chucking beans instead of a can of Chum???

woof woof!.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds odd but believe it or not can produce good results single men single women doing the shop on Sunday.. Where's the strangest place you have met someone outside of a swing club or party

so how does that work then?

Some guys are so unable to read the subtleties of seduction you'd have to lob a tin of beans at the back of their head!

Is that where im going wrong? I should be chucking beans instead of a can of Chum???

Oh you might have the right approach ... that could be seen as a prelude to being friends, label says 'chum' right!

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

i have a standing agreement with kev that if i find a man who does his weekly shop in waitrose i'm off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if I wander about with a bottle of wine, a bar of chocolate, jumbo pack of condoms and a tube of lube in my basket, they'd pick up on me being single?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

met my exhub in a uni bar whilst waiting to meet up with an old schoolfriend. (She didn't turn up). He was waiting for his gf of the time (she didn't turn up). He was 2,000 miles from home and I was 250 miles from home.

You never know what a day holds eh?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds odd but believe it or not can produce good results single men single women doing the shop on Sunday.. Where's the strangest place you have met someone outside of a swing club or party

so how does that work then?

no its way easier than that you walk around and shop and as you do someone man or woman will catch your eye and do the double take look thing.

and from there well ....i have just got back and in an hour a lady is coming to see me for some steak wine and nice desert he he he

the best i have known is when they do single shopping nights so much easier then as everyone is single there.

Do they scope out the contents of your basket?

Like spy the steak wine and pud and think yummy he'll do for me?

Whereas the guy with a tin of hotdog sausages, jar of pickled onions a tube of pringles and a six-pack of tennents would get a block and body swerve?

well it does help if they know you can cook beans id just throw em back you will never find a tin of those in my kitchen i can tell you ...i sup[pose as long as you dont have a tube of hemorrhoid cream of thrush cream either

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonder if I wander about with a bottle of wine, a bar of chocolate, jumbo pack of condoms and a tube of lube in my basket, they'd pick up on me being single?

hey you had me at the wine as long as it was a good read wine to go with the choc if not you could ditch the rubbers ditch the lube and use the saving for a good bottle of wine

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

My sister jokes the only blokes I meet are the Tesco delivery men...bless her innocence...I did have a chuckle when one of the drivers started chatting me up and asked for a date...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if I wander about with a bottle of wine, a bar of chocolate, jumbo pack of condoms and a tube of lube in my basket, they'd pick up on me being single?

hey you had me at the wine as long as it was a good read wine to go with the choc if not you could ditch the rubbers ditch the lube and use the saving for a good bottle of wine

Would a buxom Barolo Riserva suit sir?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sister jokes the only blokes I meet are the Tesco delivery men...bless her innocence...I did have a chuckle when one of the drivers started chatting me up and asked for a date...

Knowing your proclivities .... *snorts and giggles*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have done exactly this! Arranged a meet in Tesco!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a Tesco

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a Tesco

I admit to having less luck in Abdul's corner shop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shop at asda now I know what I've been doing wrong

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"My sister jokes the only blokes I meet are the Tesco delivery men...bless her innocence...I did have a chuckle when one of the drivers started chatting me up and asked for a date...

Knowing your proclivities .... *snorts and giggles*

Haahaahaahaa!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sister jokes the only blokes I meet are the Tesco delivery men...bless her innocence...I did have a chuckle when one of the drivers started chatting me up and asked for a date...

Deglet elnour?

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By *am sampsonMan
over a year ago

cwmbran

You can always tell women swingers, they are the ones standing around in the pharmacy section looking to see who buys the extra large condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds odd but believe it or not can produce good results single men single women doing the shop on Sunday.. Where's the strangest place you have met someone outside of a swing club or party

so how does that work then?

no its way easier than that you walk around and shop and as you do someone man or woman will catch your eye and do the double take look thing.

and from there well ....i have just got back and in an hour a lady is coming to see me for some steak wine and nice desert he he he

the best i have known is when they do single shopping nights so much easier then as everyone is single there.

well i can honestly say i have never pulled anyone while shopping

Im i just a ugly fucker or am i shopping in the wrong shop

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sounds odd but believe it or not can produce good results single men single women doing the shop on Sunday.. Where's the strangest place you have met someone outside of a swing club or party

so how does that work then?

no its way easier than that you walk around and shop and as you do someone man or woman will catch your eye and do the double take look thing.

and from there well ....i have just got back and in an hour a lady is coming to see me for some steak wine and nice desert he he he

the best i have known is when they do single shopping nights so much easier then as everyone is single there.

well i can honestly say i have never pulled anyone while shopping

Im i just a ugly fucker or am i shopping in the wrong shop

wrong shop love the best thing to do is wear a trench coat with just underwear underneath and high heels then just let it gape a bit on the frozen food aisle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sounds odd but believe it or not can produce good results single men single women doing the shop on Sunday.. Where's the strangest place you have met someone outside of a swing club or party

so how does that work then?

no its way easier than that you walk around and shop and as you do someone man or woman will catch your eye and do the double take look thing.

and from there well ....i have just got back and in an hour a lady is coming to see me for some steak wine and nice desert he he he

the best i have known is when they do single shopping nights so much easier then as everyone is single there.

well i can honestly say i have never pulled anyone while shopping

Im i just a ugly fucker or am i shopping in the wrong shop

wrong shop love the best thing to do is wear a trench coat with just underwear underneath and high heels then just let it gape a bit on the frozen food aisle"

but not too close to the cold shoulders.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonder if I wander about with a bottle of wine, a bar of chocolate, jumbo pack of condoms and a tube of lube in my basket, they'd pick up on me being single?

hey you had me at the wine as long as it was a good read wine to go with the choc if not you could ditch the rubbers ditch the lube and use the saving for a good bottle of wine

Would a buxom Barolo Riserva suit sir? "

i tell you what just grab more chocolate bars and we can sample some from my wine cellar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a Tesco

in leeds? there's two! the one in seacroft id give a miss at trying to pull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if I wander about with a bottle of wine, a bar of chocolate, jumbo pack of condoms and a tube of lube in my basket, they'd pick up on me being single?

hey you had me at the wine as long as it was a good read wine to go with the choc if not you could ditch the rubbers ditch the lube and use the saving for a good bottle of wine

Would a buxom Barolo Riserva suit sir?

i tell you what just grab more chocolate bars and we can sample some from my wine cellar

...... hold that thought, let the wine get to room temperature .... only a six hour drive...... don't start without me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a Tesco

in leeds? there's two! the one in seacroft id give a miss at trying to pull

I should've said, don't have a 'local' Tesco. I don't drive unfortunately

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't have a Tesco

I admit to having less luck in Abdul's corner shop.

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By *ravellingAndyMan
over a year ago

Brandon

"Some guys are so unable to read the subtleties of seduction you'd have to lob a tin of beans at the back of their head!

Ouch, that hurt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some guys are so unable to read the subtleties of seduction you'd have to lob a tin of beans at the back of their head!

Ouch, that hurt

+1 yep, me to

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wonder if I wander about with a bottle of wine, a bar of chocolate, jumbo pack of condoms and a tube of lube in my basket, they'd pick up on me being single?

hey you had me at the wine as long as it was a good read wine to go with the choc if not you could ditch the rubbers ditch the lube and use the saving for a good bottle of wine

Would a buxom Barolo Riserva suit sir?

i tell you what just grab more chocolate bars and we can sample some from my wine cellar

...... hold that thought, let the wine get to room temperature .... only a six hour drive...... don't start without me!

six hours ok should about be at the right temp by the time you get here fir wine chocolate rubbers and lube what else could a guy possibly want eh ...... now lets see penis check erection check ah somthing to lick how long did you say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wrong shop love the best thing to do is wear a trench coat with just underwear underneath and high heels then just let it gape a bit on the frozen food aisle"

ah that must be where im going wrong, i do tend to get dressed before i go out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wrong shop love the best thing to do is wear a trench coat with just underwear underneath and high heels then just let it gape a bit on the frozen food aisle

ah that must be where im going wrong, i do tend to get dressed before i go out

well there you go then try it next time in stockings and black lace panties ....now where have i seen that before...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wrong shop love the best thing to do is wear a trench coat with just underwear underneath and high heels then just let it gape a bit on the frozen food aisle

ah that must be where im going wrong, i do tend to get dressed before i go out

'kinell...the security guard would escort me out if i walked in Tesco in Ponty Carlo dressed like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a meeting that resulted in sex, but I did meet a lady on a flight from Washington to Philadelphia.

We chatted and laughed from sitting down to getting off the other end - alas only a 50/60 minute flight.

When we got off, we said how nice it was our paths had crossed, hugged, which led to a quick embarrassed kiss and off we went our seperate ways.

No names, no numbers, no turning round and looking back.

All very odd

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