FabSwingers.com forum: What's The Worst Thing To Hear When Fucking?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Honey, I'm home!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *erriAnneTV/TS
over a year ago

The shire

Just give your nan a second to take her teeth out

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ancardiff7Man
over a year ago

Near Cowbridge

Your banjo snapping.

Ping!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *umptuous DuoCouple
over a year ago

Teesside

An echo ??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

Is that it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it's never happened to me but it must be

is it in yet

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrong Hole"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

thats not how ya father does it.....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sir this is a Wendy's

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ssexhamptonMan
over a year ago

Rayleigh

My name was Kevin and I was a man up until 18 months ago.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Are you my new daddy?"

Actually happened to a friend the morning after going home with a lady, who turned out to be a single mum, with inquisitive child.

Imagine it would be much worse during.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Teenager coming home early

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

A police raid !!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky Biscuit DunkerMan
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

Kettle boiling - I automatically have to stop for a cuppa tea

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Teenager coming home early

The struggle is real

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The sound of a shotgun barrel being snapped shut.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon

"Kettle boiling - I automatically have to stop for a cuppa tea "

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your parents having sex in next room when they visit!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your husband arriving home early!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *tyoursCouple
over a year ago

southampton

A lot of banging on the door and your host saying shit it's the wife were all dead!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Something going crunch.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ouch that hurts your so big.

Sadly I dont hear it often lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

"what's that smell?"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snoring

“That ceiling’s needing painted”

“Will you hurry up ? “

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's smaller than in your pictures!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Silence.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

I'm cumming

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ympho6969Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Call me daddy.

Never seen the interest in this kink and it's a big turn off for me.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ribsaMan
over a year ago

A box at end of your bed

There are 40 cracks in the this celling and it could do with repainting.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we need a bigger dildo this holes so huge

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *atherjackhackettMan
over a year ago

Tipperary

The dam alarm clock.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ur amoureuxMan
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

The wife coming home

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Pull my nightie down when you're finished.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uncpl187Couple
over a year ago

Ramsgate

Hello Nan

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your husband arriving home early!

Just invite them in surely?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No & Stop are most definitely the worst things i can hear while fucking!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Excuse me is this bus going to Acacia Avenue?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oke2016Man
over a year ago

Ennis

Snoring lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uckmefackwardsMan
over a year ago

Swindon

Hearing on the radio or tele have scored. Disgusting thought!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *oomsMan
over a year ago

London

“Don’t stop, I’m about to come” ..it’s so hard not to cum immediately yourself when you hear that.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

"Snoring lol"

A girl I know did say to one guy wake me up when your finished so I can let you out and lock up.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or you get a text message from your 20 year old daughter un the next room informing you that she can hear you at it

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I've diarrhea

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I thought you said I'd enjoy it.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

"Mummy, Daddy, what are you doing?"

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You as dry as old bone

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

"Call me daddy.

Never seen the interest in this kink and it's a big turn off for me. "

Totally agree, has family sex connotations, which is repulsive.

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hippy57Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Fanny fart,makes me laugh lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So it really is true then,people cant tell me and my identical twin apart

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Is it in yet?

Have you cum yet?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god!! Oh god!! Oh god!! Come and save our wicked souls lord!!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*in Yoda’s voice* - ‘putting it in are you going to?’

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

swindon

the bed frame cracking! Lol

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *endheroverMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Has the scabs come off yet ??????

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *uckmefackwardsMan
over a year ago

Swindon

"Hearing on the radio or tele have scored. Disgusting thought! "

Hearing on the radio or tele that Man Utd have scored, that should read. Bloody predictive text!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you feel my big dick

Wtf ?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By *atex and KinkCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

That reminds me. I must fill in that crack on the ceiling....

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couples room recently a guy announced to his wife,'back in five mins I need a shit'. It put a few of us off ??

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you slimed yet?

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oops I thought it was just a fart!

Reply privately

Reply in forum

Reply +quote

Post new Message to Thread