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Honest Question will a streched pussy go back to normal

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

So we have Been swinging for a few months now just to make things more exiting when we things got abit boring in the bedroom, girlfriend has slept with a coulple of hung lads now and obviously sex with her noe at the momment is not tbe same but i was woundering if she will tighten back too normal over time ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nope it stays like that forever unless you shrink it in wash

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By *ick_and_BickerCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham

No. Once a woman has pushed out a seven pound baby out of her vagina, it remains a gaping, echoing chasm.

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By *itandhotCouple
over a year ago

citywest

No comments

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"No. Once a woman has pushed out a seven pound baby out of her vagina, it remains a gaping, echoing chasm."

Nearly spat my tea out over this

What about if the baby was less than 7lbs

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No comments "
this doesnt sound promising lol

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Oakhill

Vaginal exercises may help. As a lump hammer to your penis could prove a little painful somewhat to you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like throwing a sausage up the m5

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

TBF, when I was younger I slept with a woman in her early 30's who'd had two 7lb babies and she was about the same as the 16 yr old virgin I'd had the week before.

So yes, I'm guessing it can go back.

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"So we have Been swinging for a few months now just to make things more exiting when we things got abit boring in the bedroom, girlfriend has slept with a coulple of hung lads now and obviously sex with her noe at the momment is not tbe same but i was woundering if she will tighten back too normal over time ? "
You sure

It’s not all in your head? ...ofc it goes back to normal straight away ...maybe it’s a mental block on your part ....

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By *aseMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Ffs, you serious Lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pelvic floors

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pelvic floors "
does that actually work lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahhh the Wizards sleeeve...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. Once a woman has pushed out a seven pound baby out of her vagina, it remains a gaping, echoing chasm."

Love it that way. A beautiful silky relaxed feel. Being super tight down there ain't everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. Once a woman has pushed out a seven pound baby out of her vagina, it remains a gaping, echoing chasm."

My ex wife was a little looser after our 10lb 8oz son, not stretched loads but stayed that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pelvic floors does that actually work lol"

Definitely does

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pelvic floors does that actually work lol

Definitely does "
been stretched a few times then lol thanks

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By *amesnplanesMan
over a year ago

Banbridge

I had the pleasure of seducing a vanilla wife with hubby watching attentively 18 months back.

Wife was really tight at the time, but after a few meets, she learned to relax more and to go with the flow.

Alas for hubby, he wasn't the biggest boy in any figure of speech... and commented later that the more extra swing fun his hotwife enjoyed, the more loose she felt to him. Shame for him, great for the members of fabs

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"I had the pleasure of seducing a vanilla wife with hubby watching attentively 18 months back.

Wife was really tight at the time, but after a few meets, she learned to relax more and to go with the flow.

Alas for hubby, he wasn't the biggest boy in any figure of speech... and commented later that the more extra swing fun his hotwife enjoyed, the more loose she felt to him. Shame for him, great for the members of fabs "

Surely that's because she learned to relax rather than actual muscle stretching? If a vagina can pretty go back after childbirth there's no penis on earth big enough to cause permanent stretching! Congratulations on getting a lady to relax and enjoy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pelvic floors does that actually work lol

Definitely does been stretched a few times then lol thanks "

Nope, but know a few that have

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Op, I'm not an expert on this topic, but I know a vagina is 'elastic' in nature so sleeping with a few hung guys will not have made it permanently larger.

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"So we have Been swinging for a few months now just to make things more exiting when we things got abit boring in the bedroom, girlfriend has slept with a coulple of hung lads now and obviously sex with her noe at the momment is not tbe same but i was woundering if she will tighten back too normal over time ? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't believe how someone can't understand the human anatomy... I've been with harley back when she was still a virgin in the time she's had 3 kids and been with some pretty hung guys and although it will never be as tight as she was when she was a virgin it still regains the same tightness it always has... What I'm trying to say is its all in your head

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By *inky_CarpenterMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"So we have Been swinging for a few months now just to make things more exiting when we things got abit boring in the bedroom, girlfriend has slept with a coulple of hung lads now and obviously sex with her noe at the momment is not tbe same but i was woundering if she will tighten back too normal over time ? "

If you put her in the machine on a hot cycle, then tumble dry she will shrink and fit perfectly again.... ??

Seriously though... women can cope with childbirth and recover..... babies are bigger than any cock!

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By * and R cple4Couple
over a year ago

swansea


"Can't believe how someone can't understand the human anatomy... I've been with harley back when she was still a virgin in the time she's had 3 kids and been with some pretty hung guys and although it will never be as tight as she was when she was a virgin it still regains the same tightness it always has... What I'm trying to say is its all in your head"

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

My baby was only 6lbs so while it still echos abit if you get too close, I can only fit size average sized cocks in at once.

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By *ir-spunk-alotMan
over a year ago

Southern England

Nope her fanny will be as wide as the blackwall tunnel.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"My baby was only 6lbs so while it still echos abit if you get too close, I can only fit size average sized cocks in at once."

That should have said 6 average sized cocks

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Maybe your cock has shrunk OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these comments are killing me lol you are a very funny bunch xx

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

I find it hard to believe an adult has to actually ask this question

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Hands down my favourite thread of the day!

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

No dude you've just finally learned how to turn her on.

The vagina stretches when aroused then shrinks back. A 16" dick won't stretch it beyond repair. A 8" round dick won't stretch it.

A vagina opens to 10" in diameter during childbirth and springs right back after.

Just....learn some biology please.

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By *oaming doggerMan
over a year ago

flintshire but visiting guildford

Loving the comments

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"No dude you've just finally learned how to turn her on.

The vagina stretches when aroused then shrinks back. A 16" dick won't stretch it beyond repair. A 8" round dick won't stretch it.

A vagina opens to 10" in diameter during childbirth and springs right back after.

Just....learn some biology please."

10 inches during birth

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere


"No dude you've just finally learned how to turn her on.

The vagina stretches when aroused then shrinks back. A 16" dick won't stretch it beyond repair. A 8" round dick won't stretch it.

A vagina opens to 10" in diameter during childbirth and springs right back after.

Just....learn some biology please.

10 inches during birth "

She means cm's thank god. It's the cervix that opens like that to!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually stared open mouthed ( steady ) at this. It is your imagination. Sure, vaginas vary in size just like cocks do but it is a tube and designed to be flexible. I think there is a mental process of relaxation if a particular cock is VERY thick and the excitement of sex with someone new/lubrication effects can make entry easier for the bigger boys. I'd make an uninformed guess that cyclical changes might alter a woman too at certain times. Changes in angle of penetration can make very noticeable changes too. Add all these things together and it all adds up.

Your mind may well be playing tricks on you, think of the bodily effects stress can have ... Not the same but perfectly feasible. Ease your subconscious worries by having a heart to heart. Oh and big cocks ain't all that .

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Flaps and curtains?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It must be like throwing a bone into a cave OP.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"No dude you've just finally learned how to turn her on.

The vagina stretches when aroused then shrinks back. A 16" dick won't stretch it beyond repair. A 8" round dick won't stretch it.

A vagina opens to 10" in diameter during childbirth and springs right back after.

Just....learn some biology please.

10 inches during birth

She means cm's thank god. It's the cervix that opens like that to!! "

Haha I know, I was just trying to imagine it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am ashamed to say that I always had the misconception that any woman that had given birth was going to be loose and generally just look a mess down there. But after sleeping with a few mothers I can honestly say I couldn't tell the difference, in fact one of the tightest woman was a mother.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope sadly you’ll have to tie each end to your legs

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I had the pleasure of seducing a vanilla wife with hubby watching attentively 18 months back.

Wife was really tight at the time, but after a few meets, she learned to relax more and to go with the flow.

Alas for hubby, he wasn't the biggest boy in any figure of speech... and commented later that the more extra swing fun his hotwife enjoyed, the more loose she felt to him. Shame for him, great for the members of fabs "

Doubt this happens. Vaginas can go back to the size previously....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Behave yourself!

If a woman can be fisted rough and hard then fucked then it goes back pretty quickly. I can verify this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry mate, but maybe it's not her vagina that's the "problem" now . . .

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands


"No. Once a woman has pushed out a seven pound baby out of her vagina, it remains a gaping, echoing chasm.

Nearly spat my tea out over this

What about if the baby was less than 7lbs "

What if the baby was more than 7lbs?? There'd been hope!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

No mate you will need a piece of string to tie the end up like an old rubbish bag to stop it from falling open and everything falling out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Allow me;

'If the vagina feels "too tight" during lovemaking, the woman is either:

1) Not interested in sex

2) She has not had enough warm-up time to allow her vaginal musculature to relax enough for comfortable insertion.

A man who attempts intercourse before the woman is fully aroused–before her vagina has relaxed and become well lubricated–is either sexually unsophisticated or a boor. Most women require at least 30 minutes of sensuality—kissing, hugging, and mutual massage for their vaginas to relax enough to allow the penis to slide in comfortably.'

Psychology Today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In other words ... 1) the muscle will always go back to the size it was regardless of what she has had in there.

2) be flattered if she isn't as tight around you, that means her muscles have relaxed and she is turned on.

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By *onyMad123Couple
over a year ago

nottingham/ derby

I'm tighter than I was pre child, had a good stich job with first, c sec with second and do pelvic exercises all day every day, and ride horses, can take a fist but also shrink back to a mouses ear with strong frontal, it's all in your head, maybe you have shrunk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not unless she's elastigirl x

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.


"Allow me;

'If the vagina feels "too tight" during lovemaking, the woman is either:

1) Not interested in sex

2) She has not had enough warm-up time to allow her vaginal musculature to relax enough for comfortable insertion.

A man who attempts intercourse before the woman is fully aroused–before her vagina has relaxed and become well lubricated–is either sexually unsophisticated or a boor. Most women require at least 30 minutes of sensuality—kissing, hugging, and mutual massage for their vaginas to relax enough to allow the penis to slide in comfortably.'

Psychology Today."

Unless you have kid's and work full time and just about find enough time and energy to say goodnight at the end of the day let alone faffing around with foreplay when there's good sleepin to be gettin on with!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Allow me;

'If the vagina feels "too tight" during lovemaking, the woman is either:

1) Not interested in sex

2) She has not had enough warm-up time to allow her vaginal musculature to relax enough for comfortable insertion.

A man who attempts intercourse before the woman is fully aroused–before her vagina has relaxed and become well lubricated–is either sexually unsophisticated or a boor. Most women require at least 30 minutes of sensuality—kissing, hugging, and mutual massage for their vaginas to relax enough to allow the penis to slide in comfortably.'

Psychology Today.

Unless you have kid's and work full time and just about find enough time and energy to say goodnight at the end of the day let alone faffing around with foreplay when there's good sleepin to be gettin on with! "

When you're with your regular partner, I think you learn how to relax without lots of foreplay, but it's different with someone who doesn't know you inside out.

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By *icplshropsCouple
over a year ago

Rock

Not to mention when us women needing to be examined with speculums. They can stretch the vagina much more than a cock!

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Allow me;

'If the vagina feels "too tight" during lovemaking, the woman is either:

1) Not interested in sex

2) She has not had enough warm-up time to allow her vaginal musculature to relax enough for comfortable insertion.

A man who attempts intercourse before the woman is fully aroused–before her vagina has relaxed and become well lubricated–is either sexually unsophisticated or a boor. Most women require at least 30 minutes of sensuality—kissing, hugging, and mutual massage for their vaginas to relax enough to allow the penis to slide in comfortably.'

Psychology Today.

Unless you have kid's and work full time and just about find enough time and energy to say goodnight at the end of the day let alone faffing around with foreplay when there's good sleepin to be gettin on with! "

I have 4 children and work full time, he isn't going near me without some good foreplay let me tell ya

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"No dude you've just finally learned how to turn her on.

The vagina stretches when aroused then shrinks back. A 16" dick won't stretch it beyond repair. A 8" round dick won't stretch it.

A vagina opens to 10" in diameter during childbirth and springs right back after.

Just....learn some biology please."

Talking of biology - 10 inches in diameter for a baby’s head???!!!! Don’t think so somehow! Lol

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By *issy louWoman
over a year ago

Staffordshire Moorlands


"I am ashamed to say that I always had the misconception that any woman that had given birth was going to be loose and generally just look a mess down there. But after sleeping with a few mothers I can honestly say I couldn't tell the difference, in fact one of the tightest woman was a mother."

“Generally look a mess down there” oh what a charmer! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No dude you've just finally learned how to turn her on.

The vagina stretches when aroused then shrinks back. A 16" dick won't stretch it beyond repair. A 8" round dick won't stretch it.

A vagina opens to 10" in diameter during childbirth and springs right back after.

Just....learn some biology please.

Talking of biology - 10 inches in diameter for a baby’s head???!!!! Don’t think so somehow! Lol "

Did you never see Frank Sidebottom’s kid? He’ll of a head on him!

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"No dude you've just finally learned how to turn her on.

The vagina stretches when aroused then shrinks back. A 16" dick won't stretch it beyond repair. A 8" round dick won't stretch it.

A vagina opens to 10" in diameter during childbirth and springs right back after.

Just....learn some biology please."

Do you mean cm?

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By *ensualpleasures69Man
over a year ago

leeds

All this is pretty humorous for a Friday, reminds me of the chubby brown sketch...

Her....“It’s alright I’ve had the coil fitted”

Him....”you could have had fucking carpets fitted in here love” lol

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I find it hard to believe an adult has to actually ask this question "

I think that almost every day round here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I am ashamed to say that I always had the misconception that any woman that had given birth was going to be loose and generally just look a mess down there. But after sleeping with a few mothers I can honestly say I couldn't tell the difference, in fact one of the tightest woman was a mother.

“Generally look a mess down there” oh what a charmer! Lol "

Howling

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By *eastAndTheHarlotCouple
over a year ago

Hartlepool

CM! CM!!!! I meant cm.

Could you imagine 10 inches!

I've had 4 kids... I know how it works people I clearly just had a brainfrat

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By *ire_thornMan
over a year ago

no comment

Yes it will

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By *irty Boy-123Man
over a year ago

wirral

Like an empty head lock

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By *eachesAndCream99Couple
over a year ago

Outskirts of Cardiff just off the M4

I have no idea if it does or doesn’t, I’m just so glad I had three sunroof job- C Sections, so it’s young and tight down there. Although, I still do pelvic floor exercises to keep it tight.

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP, ask yourself, if you have sex with lots of ladies, does your cock wear thinner and pointier??....Giving birth will stretch a ladies muscles yes, but there ain't no guy who's girth matches a baby's skull, not even in his wildest dreams!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could always opt for anal!!!! Lmao

I can’t believe you didn’t google this question first.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"CM! CM!!!! I meant cm.

Could you imagine 10 inches!

I've had 4 kids... I know how it works people I clearly just had a brainfrat "

Or a fanny fart ! Imagine the size of the fart with a 10 inch fud

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By *annahHeartsWoman
over a year ago

Wherever I want to be!!!!


"So we have Been swinging for a few months now just to make things more exiting when we things got abit boring in the bedroom, girlfriend has slept with a coulple of hung lads now and obviously sex with her noe at the momment is not tbe same but i was woundering if she will tighten back too normal over time ? "

Equally serious question... when you go out in the cold and shrink to 12mm do you worry that you’ll never grow to your full 4 inches again????

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Green arrow is always insightful I think

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By *illyjohnyCouple
over a year ago

brighton

Op spread her legs shout up her love tube and see how many echo's you get repeat this daily until you get no echo's then she is back to normal

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By *rscotsdudeMan
over a year ago

angus

Slightly different but years ago when i first started living with my now wife, she asked me to get her tampons when i was at the shop. She asked me to get her super plus to which i looked a little perplexed and she asked what was wrong to which i replied why do you need super plus as you are nice and tight down there....

My wife colasped in fits of laughter and proceeded to call and tell all her mates what a twat i was! I genuinely thought that super plus was for the larger pussy and had no idea it was how absorbent there were....one of they moments you wish the ground would swallow you up!

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By *uffnmuffCouple
over a year ago

London


"nope it stays like that forever unless you shrink it in wash "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No. Once a woman has pushed out a seven pound baby out of her vagina, it remains a gaping, echoing chasm.

Nearly spat my tea out over this

What about if the baby was less than 7lbs "

What if it was more, be like throwing a sausage down an alley lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slightly different but years ago when i first started living with my now wife, she asked me to get her tampons when i was at the shop. She asked me to get her super plus to which i looked a little perplexed and she asked what was wrong to which i replied why do you need super plus as you are nice and tight down there....

My wife colasped in fits of laughter and proceeded to call and tell all her mates what a twat i was! I genuinely thought that super plus was for the larger pussy and had no idea it was how absorbent there were....one of they moments you wish the ground would swallow you up!"

Every days a school day mate lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think girls like to do it once or twice

They soon feel left out

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"So we have Been swinging for a few months now just to make things more exiting when we things got abit boring in the bedroom, girlfriend has slept with a coulple of hung lads now and obviously sex with her noe at the momment is not tbe same but i was woundering if she will tighten back too normal over time ? "

You can laser it back , it’s quite common , there’s actually someone in here that does it google vaginal tightening

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

There is a beauty clinic in our sleepy little town that offer, “virginal tighting.

A recently discussion at our local pub recently discussed the use of oak gall wasp balls, so I brought some in for the gorgeous bar person.

However it is a childhood joke it always reminds me of this.

Is for fun no malice intended.

Man person get stopped for speeding by the police.

“What’s your name? Where you live? You are going to court for this. What’s your occupation?”

“Cunt stretcher”.

“Cunt stretcher, what’s that about? Asks the policeman.

“Well first you put your fingers in and waggle them about. Then you put your hand in and writhe it side to side”.

“Go on”.

“Well until you can get a car jack in”.

The driver is very enthusiastic now.

When it’s big enough, you put a lorry jack in, the you turn and turn until you get a six foot cunt”.

“What do you do with a six foot cunt?” Asks the policeman.

“Dress it in blue and call it a copper”.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Slightly different but years ago when i first started living with my now wife, she asked me to get her tampons when i was at the shop. She asked me to get her super plus to which i looked a little perplexed and she asked what was wrong to which i replied why do you need super plus as you are nice and tight down there....

My wife colasped in fits of laughter and proceeded to call and tell all her mates what a twat i was! I genuinely thought that super plus was for the larger pussy and had no idea it was how absorbent there were....one of they moments you wish the ground would swallow you up!

Every days a school day mate lol"

My ex husband thought sanitary pads went on sticky side to flesh...

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By *rscotsdudeMan
over a year ago

angus


"Slightly different but years ago when i first started living with my now wife, she asked me to get her tampons when i was at the shop. She asked me to get her super plus to which i looked a little perplexed and she asked what was wrong to which i replied why do you need super plus as you are nice and tight down there....

My wife colasped in fits of laughter and proceeded to call and tell all her mates what a twat i was! I genuinely thought that super plus was for the larger pussy and had no idea it was how absorbent there were....one of they moments you wish the ground would swallow you up!

Every days a school day mate lol

My ex husband thought sanitary pads went on sticky side to flesh..."

In fairness, its not something men no much about! Doesn't stop all my female friends taking the piss about that story still.

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By *heIcebreakersCouple
over a year ago

Cramlington


"So we have Been swinging for a few months now just to make things more exiting when we things got abit boring in the bedroom, girlfriend has slept with a coulple of hung lads now and obviously sex with her noe at the momment is not tbe same but i was woundering if she will tighten back too normal over time ? "

Please tell me you are trolling

A human vagina is designed to push put a baby - what do you think its powers of contractions are?

(Whispers maybe it feels different cos you are insecure about your penis size?)

Ms Icebreaker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"So we have Been swinging for a few months now just to make things more exiting when we things got abit boring in the bedroom, girlfriend has slept with a coulple of hung lads now and obviously sex with her noe at the momment is not tbe same but i was woundering if she will tighten back too normal over time ?

Please tell me you are trolling

A human vagina is designed to push put a baby - what do you think its powers of contractions are?

(Whispers maybe it feels different cos you are insecure about your penis size?)

Ms Icebreaker "
great comment

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By *ornyinConwyMan
over a year ago

Conwy

I used to sleep with a woman who had 8 kids, during sex she would feel looser and looser, until I was more aware of her juices running down my balls than actual sensation around my cock.

My last encounter was with a woman who'd never had kids, my what a difference. I'm 5 and a half inches in girth, it's always nice to feel snug inside a woman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hands down my favourite thread of the day!"
pic or its not true

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

Maybe you’ve shrunk with the cold weather ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

so has it shrunk back or do you still feel like a twiglet in a bucket?

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I used to sleep with a woman who had 8 kids, during sex she would feel looser and looser, until I was more aware of her juices running down my balls than actual sensation around my cock.

My last encounter was with a woman who'd never had kids, my what a difference. I'm 5 and a half inches in girth, it's always nice to feel snug inside a woman"

My suggestion would be not to presume the physiology of all women _ased on your meagre experience of two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I used to sleep with a woman who had 8 kids, during sex she would feel looser and looser, until I was more aware of her juices running down my balls than actual sensation around my cock.

My last encounter was with a woman who'd never had kids, my what a difference. I'm 5 and a half inches in girth, it's always nice to feel snug inside a woman

My suggestion would be not to presume the physiology of all women _ased on your meagre experience of two. "
yes hes very meagre almost a virgin

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I've got an issue, I just finished shagging a guy and I've lost him, my child bearing fanny must have sucked him up, has anyone got some rope and a torch?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got an issue, I just finished shagging a guy and I've lost him, my child bearing fanny must have sucked him up, has anyone got some rope and a torch?"

Have no fear! That's happened to me before! I'll arrange a search party and bring my megaphone

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

I was told there was no such a thing as a stupid question...however...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a feeling that you might be more silly than you are daft looking

Just saying

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"I used to sleep with a woman who had 8 kids, during sex she would feel looser and looser, until I was more aware of her juices running down my balls than actual sensation around my cock.

"

It probably wasn't her feeling looser, it was her getting wetter so you would lose some sensation

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"So we have Been swinging for a few months now just to make things more exiting when we things got abit boring in the bedroom, girlfriend has slept with a coulple of hung lads now and obviously sex with her noe at the momment is not tbe same but i was woundering if she will tighten back too normal over time ? "

You need to yodel into the chasm and see how many echoes you get, do this daily and log the results, if it doesn't get less over a period of time you're stuck with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kegel8 machine. Strengthens the lower abdominal muscles

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By *horley ChickWoman
over a year ago

Chorley


"I have no idea if it does or doesn’t, I’m just so glad I had three sunroof job- C Sections, so it’s young and tight down there. Although, I still do pelvic floor exercises to keep it tight. "

I’ve noticed a lot of women in the ‘real’ world who seem to feel that, because they’ve had c-sections, they’re vaginas must be tighter and ‘younger’ (your own words) than a vagina that did what it was created to do - natural child birth.

My last 2 children were 9lb and 10lb - and after a couple of months my ex confirmed that it felt no different to before.

A vagina is as unique as a penis - they vary massively in length, elasticity etc - whether they’ve given birth or not - though pelvic floor exercises can obviously make a difference!

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By *lackspiceMan
over a year ago

UK


"So we have Been swinging for a few months now just to make things more exiting when we things got abit boring in the bedroom, girlfriend has slept with a coulple of hung lads now and obviously sex with her noe at the momment is not tbe same but i was woundering if she will tighten back too normal over time ? "

She's enjoying you more and this is her bodies way of letting you know.

Don't yearn to go back to your previous 'normal' which by your own admission you described as boring.

Be happy in the part you're playing in improving her enjoyment, that will definitely improve yours.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"I have no idea if it does or doesn’t, I’m just so glad I had three sunroof job- C Sections, so it’s young and tight down there. Although, I still do pelvic floor exercises to keep it tight.

I’ve noticed a lot of women in the ‘real’ world who seem to feel that, because they’ve had c-sections, they’re vaginas must be tighter and ‘younger’ (your own words) than a vagina that did what it was created to do - natural child birth.

My last 2 children were 9lb and 10lb - and after a couple of months my ex confirmed that it felt no different to before.

A vagina is as unique as a penis - they vary massively in length, elasticity etc - whether they’ve given birth or not - though pelvic floor exercises can obviously make a difference! "

I do find it odd that some people think not having a vaginal birth means they'll forever be tight as clams.

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By *lackspiceMan
over a year ago

UK


"I have no idea if it does or doesn’t, I’m just so glad I had three sunroof job- C Sections, so it’s young and tight down there. Although, I still do pelvic floor exercises to keep it tight.

I’ve noticed a lot of women in the ‘real’ world who seem to feel that, because they’ve had c-sections, they’re vaginas must be tighter and ‘younger’ (your own words) than a vagina that did what it was created to do - natural child birth.

My last 2 children were 9lb and 10lb - and after a couple of months my ex confirmed that it felt no different to before.

A vagina is as unique as a penis - they vary massively in length, elasticity etc - whether they’ve given birth or not - though pelvic floor exercises can obviously make a difference! "

It has always surprised me how many women seem to hold a generalised view of other women's vaginas when the discussion of child birth and tightness comes up. Vaginas are as varied as penises.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"I've got an issue, I just finished shagging a guy and I've lost him, my child bearing fanny must have sucked him up, has anyone got some rope and a torch?

Have no fear! That's happened to me before! I'll arrange a search party and bring my megaphone "

I found him, sneaky little beggar! Just popped a ladder up there and he climbed out. Just got to try and find the ladder now.

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By *horley ChickWoman
over a year ago

Chorley


"I have no idea if it does or doesn’t, I’m just so glad I had three sunroof job- C Sections, so it’s young and tight down there. Although, I still do pelvic floor exercises to keep it tight.

I’ve noticed a lot of women in the ‘real’ world who seem to feel that, because they’ve had c-sections, they’re vaginas must be tighter and ‘younger’ (your own words) than a vagina that did what it was created to do - natural child birth.

My last 2 children were 9lb and 10lb - and after a couple of months my ex confirmed that it felt no different to before.

A vagina is as unique as a penis - they vary massively in length, elasticity etc - whether they’ve given birth or not - though pelvic floor exercises can obviously make a difference!

I do find it odd that some people think not having a vaginal birth means they'll forever be tight as clams.

"

Absolutely - and if you recall this created a (very unnecessary and badly thought out imo) demand for c-sections for ‘fashion’ reasons rather than medical ones. Fortunately the trend seems to have subsided.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nahh Fanny doomed now does it resemble Heathrow airports windsock?

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By *hickennchipsWoman
over a year ago

up above the streets and houses

It will be perfectly fine

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By *horley ChickWoman
over a year ago

Chorley


"I have no idea if it does or doesn’t, I’m just so glad I had three sunroof job- C Sections, so it’s young and tight down there. Although, I still do pelvic floor exercises to keep it tight.

I’ve noticed a lot of women in the ‘real’ world who seem to feel that, because they’ve had c-sections, they’re vaginas must be tighter and ‘younger’ (your own words) than a vagina that did what it was created to do - natural child birth.

My last 2 children were 9lb and 10lb - and after a couple of months my ex confirmed that it felt no different to before.

A vagina is as unique as a penis - they vary massively in length, elasticity etc - whether they’ve given birth or not - though pelvic floor exercises can obviously make a difference!

It has always surprised me how many women seem to hold a generalised view of other women's vaginas when the discussion of child birth and tightness comes up. Vaginas are as varied as penises. "

Absolutely. In all honesty I think *some women are just as obsessed with their vaginas as *some men are about their penises - believing that theirs is either ugly and too saggy - or conversely the best and tightest vagina on earth.

Whilst they are all unique - like a penis - most vaginas and penises fall into the ‘normal’ category!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley


"Nahh Fanny doomed now does it resemble Heathrow airports windsock?"

If I walk past people too fast I suck them up, it's caused a few problems in asda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is gas.

I'd imagine you're working this up in your head OP.

They definitely go back. That's like saying once you take a number 2 your ass hole will remain a gaping hole forever. It's a muscle. It contracts like any other.

Perhaps since you said she's had fun with other men to spice things up it's worked!! A woman is wetter and looser when fully and properly aroused so think of it as a success and enjoy your partner instead of wrecking your own head over it.

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By *ornynwukCouple
over a year ago

blackpool

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By *ornynwukCouple
over a year ago

blackpool

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By *ornynwukCouple
over a year ago

blackpool


"Nahh Fanny doomed now does it resemble Heathrow airports windsock?

If I walk past people too fast I suck them up, it's caused a few problems in asda."
ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw salt on it to shrivel it back up

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By *ounty durham bbw coupleCouple
over a year ago

darlington

This is psychological my wife has been with very big men swinging but still feels perfect its just because you know she has been with them

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