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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Wondering if there all dirty perves that’s all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wondering if there all dirty perves that’s all "

Couldn't possibly comment

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester

I had read a thread earlier had me thinking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do not know about widow cleaner, but plumber are

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"I do not know about widow cleaner, but plumber are "

Probably but they didn’t take a vocation to look through bedroom windows daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I do not know about widow cleaner, but plumber are

Probably but they didn’t take a vocation to look through bedroom windows daily "

No you are right. They only go in to your bedroom if you take them there.

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

Don't most of them use extendy poles to reach the top windows now? I guess you could put a gopro on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't most of them use extendy poles to reach the top windows now? I guess you could put a gopro on there "

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Don't most of them use extendy poles to reach the top windows now? I guess you could put a gopro on there "

Fuck I’m shutting my curtains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't most of them use extendy poles to reach the top windows now? I guess you could put a gopro on there

Fuck I’m shutting my curtains "

No you won’t you will open the window for then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a plumber and had a few scenarios x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that most of them have got poles on them that could stir cold tar when they catch a couple fucking. Every window cleaner has got a few confessions lol

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Don't most of them use extendy poles to reach the top windows now? I guess you could put a gopro on there

Fuck I’m shutting my curtains

No you won’t you will open the window for then "

Haha maybe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is a weird story

I was chatting to a guy in the pub one night and he said he hired a private investigator on his woman because she was cheating on him

He said he was a millionaire and offered me a job for his window cleaning company

Well he said his company cleaned franchises like McDonald's

Anyway I said no

But I think he must have been told I was doing his Mrs by the private eye

Don't really know where I was going with this story

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is a weird story

I was chatting to a guy in the pub one night and he said he hired a private investigator on his woman because she was cheating on him

He said he was a millionaire and offered me a job for his window cleaning company

Well he said his company cleaned franchises like McDonald's

Anyway I said no

But I think he must have been told I was doing his Mrs by the private eye

Don't really know where I was going with this story "

I enjoyed it anyway. Eight out of ten.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did window cleaning for 5 years see some good things and some bad things ????

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By *X Mr Kipling XxMan
over a year ago

Norwich

The moment you hear the ladder bang against your bedroom window ceil whilst in the middle of fucking never ran into the spare room so quickly lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When ever we have tradesmen round. If I'm in I dress appropriately haha usually means I've always just got out the shower. If I'm not I always leave my toys out on show on my bed

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By *p478Man
over a year ago

norfolk

I live in hope...

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By *essie.Woman
over a year ago

Serendipity

Mine caught me tied to the bed once.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Maybe they should make a film about it and call it confessions of a window cleaner? Oh wait......

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By *inkycream OP   Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Maybe they should make a film about it and call it confessions of a window cleaner? Oh wait......"

Showing your age

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe they should make a film about it and call it confessions of a window cleaner? Oh wait......

Showing your age "

I bet those shenanigans still go on x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine caught me tied to the bed once. "

Sounds like fun

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By *ockey64Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Had some great experiences inside and outside as a decorator. The sights and things I’ve seen

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Had some great experiences inside and outside as a decorator. The sights and things I’ve seen "

You can’t leave us hanging like that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My old window cleaner is doing 5/6 years for helping himself to other people's belongings.

So make sure you find out about them before you employ them.

As he said in court it was so easy people leave keys and small stuff near the Windows.

And no one paid any attention to him walking around people's back gardens.A few days later when no one was around

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By *uminsiderMKMan
over a year ago

St Austell

I had my own window-cleaning round for a few years in the mid to late 80's - there were a number of housewives, divorcees and widows I'd have loved to have played with...

....but I never had so much as a nibble, or saw anything, with one notable exception - I really lusted after one very pretty, petite mid-30's mum of two, who lived in a large, secluded detached house...

....every other month, I'd clean the insides as well as out, and in the main bedroom there were always 'interesting' items laying around - a hardcore porn mag or two, lingerie items 'casually' discarded on the floor or draped across a chest of drawers, once even a gold vibrator poking out of a drawer...

....I never got any indication whether it was with an intention or just a tease - but then one day I finally got my arms around her...

....being half-carried to her car having fallen off my ladder and smashed my ankle wasn't what I'd had in mind, though!

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