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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Step right up! Come and display your wit in this joke of the day thread! Any takers?

What's the best joke you've heard today? Or what's the best joke you've told?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate keeps swearing out the words .. brocolli and cauliflower... I think he has Florets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the difference between a can of baked beans and a chick pea?

I’ve never had a can of baked beans on me

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By *uicy jonesMan
over a year ago

near a big hill in s/ shropshire NOT in

Went to Wales with my dyslexic friend last week, he seen a road sign and shouted im cured

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,

But she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his Pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, "The cunt used coins!"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office,

But she belonged to someone else...

One day, Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said, "I'll give you a £100 if you let me have sex with you. But the girl said NO.

Johnny said, "I'll be fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, and I'll be finished by the time you pick it up. "

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend... So she called her boyfriend and told him the story.

Her boyfriend says, "Ask him for £200, pick up the money very fast, he won't even be able to get his Pants down."

So she agrees and accepts the proposal. Half an hour goes by, and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call.

Finally, after 45 minutes, the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.

She responded, "The cunt used coins!""

I enjoyed that! Good one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My mate keeps swearing out the words .. brocolli and cauliflower... I think he has Florets "

Nice!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What’s the difference between a can of baked beans and a chick pea?

I’ve never had a can of baked beans on me "

Took me far to long to get that, I just kept reading it oddly! Good one!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Went to Wales with my dyslexic friend last week, he seen a road sign and shouted im cured "

Good one!

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