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By *ozydee OP   Couple
over a year ago

knutsford

there was a post like this some time ago and some really funny stories, so cmon all confessions on meets that were bad ? were funny or went wrong and why ?

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife

I don't think we have had any really bad meets..

However there was one where a guy went down on me, his stubble was really uncomfortable.. I was trying to subtly stop him as I'm terrible for not saying anything.. Put me out of action for a few days

Lx

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Guy basically had no idea what to do with me (Mrs), wanted me to blow him and quick missionary. Then was answering his work phone immediately. 1/10 would not do again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could write a book , worse one was a bloke who worked in the bank I use , was after me for months and months , I gave in and invited him over , was in the shower he got dressed and I let him out , went to bed and he left a deposit in my bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't think we have had any really bad meets..

However there was one where a guy went down on me, his stubble was really uncomfortable.. I was trying to subtly stop him as I'm terrible for not saying anything.. Put me out of action for a few days

Lx "

Stubble can be a bitch.

My word scotsman is a lucky guy

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By *incsladyandscotsmanCouple
over a year ago

North fife


"

Stubble can be a bitch.

My word scotsman is a lucky guy "

Haha why thank you

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By *exnPaul17Couple
over a year ago

Poole


"there was a post like this some time ago and some really funny stories, so cmon all confessions on meets that were bad ? were funny or went wrong and why ? "

A social where Mr had his drink spiked. Scary thing is the perpetrators are still on the site and doing it to others.

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

Guy took us to his hotel room to find he had a tiny single room ,should have left then as he didnt get into at all hubby and i did all the work he just stood like a lemon ,hubby said go down on the wife he did gave me a few licks like a cat and that was it ,basically we had sex together on his tiny bed and left ,and he wanted to meet again EH noooooooooooo

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"there was a post like this some time ago and some really funny stories, so cmon all confessions on meets that were bad ? were funny or went wrong and why ?

A social where Mr had his drink spiked. Scary thing is the perpetrators are still on the site and doing it to others. "

Awful! Consider reporting to the police - not trying to be patronising to you. We're lucky he's still alive

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By *ozydee OP   Couple
over a year ago

knutsford

loving these keep them coming , swinging is amazing but just every now and again theres a bad one . we went to a club , there was a couple , older bloke with his thai bride , she was mindless d*unk , obviously had to much dutch courage , rather than get the poor girl out of there he kept pushing her to get involved , we felt really sorry for her and felt like telling him but didnt . in the end she was sick and still not a clue what had gone on . he then finally realized it was time to get her out of there (idiot). we didnt go near them and didnt play with them so we didnt feel bad but felt sorry for the young lady .

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By *ozydee OP   Couple
over a year ago

knutsford

that needs reporting for all our safety

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

When the conversation is just hard work and after 10 minutes you’re ready to go

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By *exnPaul17Couple
over a year ago

Poole


"there was a post like this some time ago and some really funny stories, so cmon all confessions on meets that were bad ? were funny or went wrong and why ?

A social where Mr had his drink spiked. Scary thing is the perpetrators are still on the site and doing it to others.

Awful! Consider reporting to the police - not trying to be patronising to you. We're lucky he's still alive "

Did it at the time and so have others. The last couple that encountered them she woke up and found her clothing had been removed. Whatever they gave her made her pass out.

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By *exnPaul17Couple
over a year ago

Poole


"that needs reporting for all our safety"

Crazy that they are still here to do it to others.....

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By *ozydee OP   Couple
over a year ago

knutsford

cmon there must be more x

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast

Met a couple who on all accounts wanted to explore cuckolding relationship.....

She was attractive and genuinely came across as lovely, hecame across as very pushy......

Soon realised it was all his idea and she was kinda keeping him happy........

Couldnt help but say something about not being comfortable about situation.....

He proceeded to get all shirty about how long she had spent getting ready and he d brought her a new outfit etc......

Couldnt get away quick enough.....felt so sorry for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We've had a few meets in the past where a single guy has messaged us, said that he'd be happy to play with us both, and then when they've turned up it's clear that they only want to play with her.

Really frustrating for us both and quite frankly makes us both feel like shit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was supposed to be meeting a couple when I first joined. It turned out to be a way older guy on his own. I made my excuses to leave and he asked if he could "just put it in quickly" before I had to go. Erm no

Moral of the story. Cam and verify it's a couple you are talking to before meeting.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To much drink the guy not taking any notice that a no fucking my ass means no fucking my ass. His wife getting upset because I was sucking his cock because I wasn't playing with her.

And then I wouldn't stay hard because I just wanted to leave and go home. And he was still trying to fuck me never mind the fact his wife had walked out of the room ops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I made it very clear prior to meeting that I only had sex with a condom. I even put the condom on him. Then he removed it without my knowledge.

I left the scene for 2 years after that, and am now a lot more cautious about my safety.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I made it very clear prior to meeting that I only had sex with a condom. I even put the condom on him. Then he removed it without my knowledge.

I left the scene for 2 years after that, and am now a lot more cautious about my safety. "

I think if this isn't already a criminal offence then it should be!!!

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By *ohnnw1Man
over a year ago

Bolton


"I made it very clear prior to meeting that I only had sex with a condom. I even put the condom on him. Then he removed it without my knowledge.

I left the scene for 2 years after that, and am now a lot more cautious about my safety.

I think if this isn't already a criminal offence then it should be!!! "

It is a criminal offence

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By *lackking 2 whitequeenCouple
over a year ago

home counties

I (Mrs) met a guy at a club, got chatting, exchanged contact details to arrange a private meet.

He turned up with chocolates, cake, wine. Absolutely lovely guy, great personality etc BUT when we got intimate his erect cock was only 2.5” . I couldn’t do very much with it and we certainly couldn’t have penetrative sex. He was staying overnight so I just carried on as normal. He left the next day and I cut contact.

Another guy been chatting to, said how much he loved kink which suited me. Picked him up from the station and the first thing I noticed was that his trousers were too short and swinging around above his ankles. Then we got down to it and the smell . He reeked of spices and sweat, I could even taste the spices and made my mouth tingle. He couldn’t stay hard and he had absolutely no knowledge whatsoever in kink. I went to the loo, text my mate who then rang me 5 mins later telling me there was a family emergency I needed to go to my mums. Dropped him at the station and went home with relief. He sent me a text next day which I replied to very very bluntly. Told him he stank to high heaven and that’s not good when going on a meet, his kink knowledge was a fairy tale and lying always gets found out. I wasn’t a teacher and what’s the point when he couldn’t stay hard. I then blocked him.

Many many more I could tell.....

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By *andsome_Chef88Man
over a year ago

London

Ouchhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe going on the face alone isn't working for you? Xx

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By *lackking 2 whitequeenCouple
over a year ago

home counties

It was his personality that took me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It was his personality that took me"

..Yeeah

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By *ozydee OP   Couple
over a year ago

knutsford

terrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there was a post like this some time ago and some really funny stories, so cmon all confessions on meets that were bad ? were funny or went wrong and why ?

A social where Mr had his drink spiked. Scary thing is the perpetrators are still on the site and doing it to others. "

Sod that. Had that done to me many years ago

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

I was presented with a penis pump!!!! Erm no and I left the room quickly. So unromantic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went to meet a lady and when I got to hers, the place was a mess. Led me upstairs and her bedroom was even worse. I'm sure someone had just left. She didn't particularly smell nice at all. I had trouble getting hard because of it. Made my excuses and left. She's still on the site as far as I know. Hopefully learnt to wash now

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By *nvisible_beardMan
over a year ago

near newbridge, wales

All bad meets..... never lucky enough to have one ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met a few selfish pricks who only cared about their own pleasure.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"I've met a few selfish pricks who only cared about their own pleasure."

Me too.....

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

Well - it’s just taken half an hour to persuade the (admittedly sexy as fuck) guy I’m meeting this weekend to go to the shops for milk, orange juice and cereal!

That counts - right?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I had a bad meet with a man who came before we even had sex. Will not go into detail but i was horrified when drivining home to discover his poo under my fingernail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've met a few selfish pricks who only cared about their own pleasure.

Me too....."

One was even cheeky enough to ask me to verify him (he hasn't had a green tick yet) so I replied if I should mention how crap he was? He didn't respond Lol

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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"Well - it’s just taken half an hour to persuade the (admittedly sexy as fuck) guy I’m meeting this weekend to go to the shops for milk, orange juice and cereal!

That counts - right? "

Ssssh with your humble bragging, this is the place for Fab despair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once turned up at a meet where the woman was very d*unk. I obviously wasn't gonna fuck her, and she was very angry with me once that became clear.

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By *ounty durham bbw coupleCouple
over a year ago

darlington

Wife got kicked in the face off the wife of a couple we while sucking the husband's cock was our first play with the couple after 2 socials they ended up rowing and storming out of hotel naked in middle of night was quite funny looking back we had discussed boundaries as well they still pop up now and again on new profiles

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By *tarburst babydollMan
over a year ago

Dingwall

The worst one for us was a meet with a single guy.After chatting for a while and him assuring us he was unattatched we arranged a meet at our place. About half an hour after he arrived there was a knock on the door which I (Mrs) answered wearing just a dressing gown. It was the guys wife who had followed him as she was convinced he was having an affair. She caused a scene on our doorstep, calling me a slut and whore and ended up getting punched by her. It was witnessed by the neighbours and folk walking past on the street.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've turned up to several meets where their home stinks of cat piss. And of course they're used to it so they don't believe you or believe it's that bad.

Multiple good, promising connections ruined by cat piss.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wife got kicked in the face off the wife of a couple we while sucking the husband's cock was our first play with the couple after 2 socials they ended up rowing and storming out of hotel naked in middle of night was quite funny looking back we had discussed boundaries as well they still pop up now and again on new profiles "

Noooo! I hope you reported them

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By *ounty durham bbw coupleCouple
over a year ago

darlington


"Wife got kicked in the face off the wife of a couple we while sucking the husband's cock was our first play with the couple after 2 socials they ended up rowing and storming out of hotel naked in middle of night was quite funny looking back we had discussed boundaries as well they still pop up now and again on new profiles

Noooo! I hope you reported them "

they left the site that night new accounts are usually only active a few hours strange couple I think they were trying to fix a broken marriage and you need to be rock solid to swing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just, holy shit, i’m flabbergasted that people act like this, and treat anyone in such a disgusting manner.

Not all men, and some women it seems are like that.

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand


"A social where Mr had his drink spiked. Scary thing is the perpetrators are still on the site and doing it to others.

Did it at the time and so have others. The last couple that encountered them she woke up and found her clothing had been removed. Whatever they gave her made her pass out. "

Can you please name them if they are still here and let us know all details about those people? That’s awful!

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By *ozydee OP   Couple
over a year ago

knutsford

loving all the stories good and bad some funny some sad ! thanks to all x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was meeting a couple at their place. All going fine, few drinks and chatting away then suddenly the female half seemed disinterested. She picked up her phone and logged onto fab then showing her phone to her husband she asked, right in front of me 'do you like the look of them' he didnt know what to say and told her not to be rude. They both went in to kitchen I could hear them bickering.... I called for a taxi to take me home, when it arrived the wife asked if I could drop her at her friends place

Experience stopped me looking to meet with couples.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Guy took us to his hotel room to find he had a tiny single room ,should have left then as he didnt get into at all hubby and i did all the work he just stood like a lemon ,hubby said go down on the wife he did gave me a few licks like a cat and that was it ,basically we had sex together on his tiny bed and left ,and he wanted to meet again EH noooooooooooo "

Omg puts me right off sex with strangers if that happened to me.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

First sexual experience with this young guy... He came in less than a minute by a hand job... Quickly got dressed and finished the meet... then ghosted me after saying he call me later to meet for a longer meet. Jeez

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Woman brought kids to a meet in a hotel with a restaurant and ball park as part of it

She wanted to leave them while we went to my room for sex, I said no you can't leave kids alone so she started to get angry and began calling me a time waster.

Then she wanted to bring them to the room and let them play and watch TV while we had sex on the bed in the same room ! Again I said that's not right and she went bat shit crazy !!

Still stay in the same place for work and the manager always asks if I'm meeting any bunny boilers tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a fair few them guys who say they are great at oral then proceed to lick you like a puppy for the next half hour so off putting.

Met a guy in a club and after talking in the jacuzi we went to play and he said how's this work? How much do you charge? I got out there quick.

Another was a guy who couldn't cum and said do you mind if I save myself for later! He was shit didn't have a clue what he was doing. He came back an hour later saying he hadn't found anyone else and could we go back into a room. ERM no thanks.

A guy keeping a used condom on for the next time he had sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He fucked my arse despite knowing I had never done anal before and didn’t want to

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By *ozydee OP   Couple
over a year ago

knutsford

[Removed by poster at 16/02/20 10:41:22]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"bloody hell how prude are u lol . some people have no morals at all what a tramp she was"

Click quote+reply so we know who you’re chatting to

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By *ozydee OP   Couple
over a year ago

knutsford


"Woman brought kids to a meet in a hotel with a restaurant and ball park as part of it

She wanted to leave them while we went to my room for sex, I said no you can't leave kids alone so she started to get angry and began calling me a time waster.

Then she wanted to bring them to the room and let them play and watch TV while we had sex on the bed in the same room ! Again I said that's not right and she went bat shit crazy !!

Still stay in the same place for work and the manager always asks if I'm meeting any bunny boilers tonight "

some people have no morals what a tramp

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By *ozydee OP   Couple
over a year ago

knutsford


"bloody hell how prude are u lol . some people have no morals at all what a tramp she was

Click quote+reply so we know who you’re chatting to "

thanks for the help

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By *ozydee OP   Couple
over a year ago

knutsford


"He fucked my arse despite knowing I had never done anal before and didn’t want to "

bet that was a suprise ooooooooosh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woman brought kids to a meet in a hotel with a restaurant and ball park as part of it

She wanted to leave them while we went to my room for sex, I said no you can't leave kids alone so she started to get angry and began calling me a time waster.

Then she wanted to bring them to the room and let them play and watch TV while we had sex on the bed in the same room ! Again I said that's not right and she went bat shit crazy !!

Still stay in the same place for work and the manager always asks if I'm meeting any bunny boilers tonight "

This is gold!!

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By *ozydee OP   Couple
over a year ago

knutsford


"Woman brought kids to a meet in a hotel with a restaurant and ball park as part of it

She wanted to leave them while we went to my room for sex, I said no you can't leave kids alone so she started to get angry and began calling me a time waster.

Then she wanted to bring them to the room and let them play and watch TV while we had sex on the bed in the same room ! Again I said that's not right and she went bat shit crazy !!

Still stay in the same place for work and the manager always asks if I'm meeting any bunny boilers tonight

This is gold!!"

poor kids can you imagine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"He fucked my arse despite knowing I had never done anal before and didn’t want to

bet that was a suprise ooooooooosh "

A bit more than a ‘surprise’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not had any "bad" meets as such. But the less enjoyable ones have been where there just hasn't been that vibe or connection with the person. I always have the best meetings with those I click with and have a good chat with before, during and after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woman brought kids to a meet in a hotel with a restaurant and ball park as part of it

She wanted to leave them while we went to my room for sex, I said no you can't leave kids alone so she started to get angry and began calling me a time waster.

Then she wanted to bring them to the room and let them play and watch TV while we had sex on the bed in the same room ! Again I said that's not right and she went bat shit crazy !!

Still stay in the same place for work and the manager always asks if I'm meeting any bunny boilers tonight "

There's a reasonably well-known woman near here that fucks guys in her car while her kids are in the back. She's very honest and up-front about it, and sees it as just how she brings up her kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"there was a post like this some time ago and some really funny stories, so cmon all confessions on meets that were bad ? were funny or went wrong and why ?

A social where Mr had his drink spiked. Scary thing is the perpetrators are still on the site and doing it to others. "

That's terrifying!

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Hard to pick from the Copper that started crying in Costa (wasn't fully over his ex of 15yrs and had heard about fab) or the guy that I'd been meeting for a while that was in and out of the meet in 7 mins (this included a post coital wee on his behalf) or the guy that had bragged how long he lasted for etc etc. Came within 2 pumps. Left me reaching for my wand as he left sheepishly

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland

We try to meet regulars now as it's much safer and you know what you are getting ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hard to pick from the Copper that started crying in Costa (wasn't fully over his ex of 15yrs and had heard about fab) or the guy that I'd been meeting for a while that was in and out of the meet in 7 mins (this included a post coital wee on his behalf) or the guy that had bragged how long he lasted for etc etc. Came within 2 pumps. Left me reaching for my wand as he left sheepishly "

A whole 2 pumps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a bad meet with a couple at our house and we both thought the other liked them so both decided to take one for the team. Talking after it all came out and was furious for not talking enough between us. Top rule, never go with anyone you aren’t 100% sure on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Woman brought kids to a meet in a hotel with a restaurant and ball park as part of it

She wanted to leave them while we went to my room for sex, I said no you can't leave kids alone so she started to get angry and began calling me a time waster.

Then she wanted to bring them to the room and let them play and watch TV while we had sex on the bed in the same room ! Again I said that's not right and she went bat shit crazy !!

Still stay in the same place for work and the manager always asks if I'm meeting any bunny boilers tonight

There's a reasonably well-known woman near here that fucks guys in her car while her kids are in the back. She's very honest and up-front about it, and sees it as just how she brings up her kids "

OMG!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do recall one meet with a cuckold couple where he had been very explicit about his desires to see his wife be a slut with another guy. There felt a bit of tension in the air when I arrived, so I checked a few times everything was good and they wanted to move ahead. They assured me they were, then as we played he stormed off.

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By *ick_and_BickerCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Woman brought kids to a meet in a hotel with a restaurant and ball park as part of it

She wanted to leave them while we went to my room for sex, I said no you can't leave kids alone so she started to get angry and began calling me a time waster.

Then she wanted to bring them to the room and let them play and watch TV while we had sex on the bed in the same room ! Again I said that's not right and she went bat shit crazy !!

Still stay in the same place for work and the manager always asks if I'm meeting any bunny boilers tonight

There's a reasonably well-known woman near here that fucks guys in her car while her kids are in the back. She's very honest and up-front about it, and sees it as just how she brings up her kids "

That make the men who fuck her in said situation scum and complicit in child abuse.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Hard to pick from the Copper that started crying in Costa (wasn't fully over his ex of 15yrs and had heard about fab) or the guy that I'd been meeting for a while that was in and out of the meet in 7 mins (this included a post coital wee on his behalf) or the guy that had bragged how long he lasted for etc etc. Came within 2 pumps. Left me reaching for my wand as he left sheepishly

A whole 2 pumps "

Honestly he'd been bragging about his prowess for a while and I was shocked. Lasted like 3 seconds was expecting to be ravaged for longer. He ghosted me and changed his name on here afterwards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hard to pick from the Copper that started crying in Costa (wasn't fully over his ex of 15yrs and had heard about fab) or the guy that I'd been meeting for a while that was in and out of the meet in 7 mins (this included a post coital wee on his behalf) or the guy that had bragged how long he lasted for etc etc. Came within 2 pumps. Left me reaching for my wand as he left sheepishly

A whole 2 pumps

Honestly he'd been bragging about his prowess for a while and I was shocked. Lasted like 3 seconds was expecting to be ravaged for longer. He ghosted me and changed his name on here afterwards. "

Sounds like a dream!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hard to pick from the Copper that started crying in Costa (wasn't fully over his ex of 15yrs and had heard about fab) or the guy that I'd been meeting for a while that was in and out of the meet in 7 mins (this included a post coital wee on his behalf) or the guy that had bragged how long he lasted for etc etc. Came within 2 pumps. Left me reaching for my wand as he left sheepishly

A whole 2 pumps

Honestly he'd been bragging about his prowess for a while and I was shocked. Lasted like 3 seconds was expecting to be ravaged for longer. He ghosted me and changed his name on here afterwards. "

This is why I always brag to ladies that I can cum in 5 seconds! then anything else (like 10 seconds) is an over achievement!

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By *r.landlMan
over a year ago

huyton


"We've had a few meets in the past where a single guy has messaged us, said that he'd be happy to play with us both, and then when they've turned up it's clear that they only want to play with her.

Really frustrating for us both and quite frankly makes us both feel like shit. "

Hate this! I have experienced this as a couple give genuine bi guys a bad name

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

Ok, so my very first meet;

She was really lovely to text with, but when I met up with her, I noticed that she was showing signs of mental illness. She told me where certain weapons were kept in her house, she'd stare at me without blinking. She spoke with a robotic tone and without emotion. She didn't laugh either. At the social, we had some bizarre chat, then agreed that it wasn't going to work, then she stormed off in a huff.

I've had a meet where the woman sent pics of a good looking 40 year old woman. I got there and it was a different woman entirely. She looked like a tramp or something?!?

I had another meet where as soon as it was out, she said "Oh, it looked big in the pictures". I immediately needed a wee, then I got an emergency call a few minutes after.

I'm way too fussy for this sort of thing to happen now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There's a reasonably well-known woman near here that fucks guys in her car while her kids are in the back. She's very honest and up-front about it, and sees it as just how she brings up her kids

That make the men who fuck her in said situation scum and complicit in child abuse."

Honestly if they've got to the point that they're going through with it then there's a bunch of things wrong with them. Doesn't sound like she has trouble though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Liz drink was spiked, she quickly became ill , floundering, slurred speach, whilst i was in the kitchen she had been stripped naked by him, i soon realised how ill she was and attempted to get her dressed, had to leave shoes and knickers behind and carry her to the car .....luckily she was sick three times but was bed ridden for two days with severe head aches and total loss of memory..........please be careful and never accept a drink unless you have seen it made. We didnt report it to the police for fear of it going to court.

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By *ozydee OP   Couple
over a year ago

knutsford


"Liz drink was spiked, she quickly became ill , floundering, slurred speach, whilst i was in the kitchen she had been stripped naked by him, i soon realised how ill she was and attempted to get her dressed, had to leave shoes and knickers behind and carry her to the car .....luckily she was sick three times but was bed ridden for two days with severe head aches and total loss of memory..........please be careful and never accept a drink unless you have seen it made. We didnt report it to the police for fear of it going to court."

this is unbelievable is it the same people

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By *ooskiMan
over a year ago

south coast


"Liz drink was spiked, she quickly became ill , floundering, slurred speach, whilst i was in the kitchen she had been stripped naked by him, i soon realised how ill she was and attempted to get her dressed, had to leave shoes and knickers behind and carry her to the car .....luckily she was sick three times but was bed ridden for two days with severe head aches and total loss of memory..........please be careful and never accept a drink unless you have seen it made. We didnt report it to the police for fear of it going to court."

That is totally crazy........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few who could not get hard (that always knocks me)

Some who have just got it in and then arrrrrghh...its all over

Lots of provision of addresses and then no one answers the door. They then don’t answer my messages

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Woman brought kids to a meet in a hotel with a restaurant and ball park as part of it

She wanted to leave them while we went to my room for sex, I said no you can't leave kids alone so she started to get angry and began calling me a time waster.

Then she wanted to bring them to the room and let them play and watch TV while we had sex on the bed in the same room ! Again I said that's not right and she went bat shit crazy !!

Still stay in the same place for work and the manager always asks if I'm meeting any bunny boilers tonight

There's a reasonably well-known woman near here that fucks guys in her car while her kids are in the back. She's very honest and up-front about it, and sees it as just how she brings up her kids "

Ding ding call Social Services!

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By *ozydee OP   Couple
over a year ago

knutsford


"Woman brought kids to a meet in a hotel with a restaurant and ball park as part of it

She wanted to leave them while we went to my room for sex, I said no you can't leave kids alone so she started to get angry and began calling me a time waster.

Then she wanted to bring them to the room and let them play and watch TV while we had sex on the bed in the same room ! Again I said that's not right and she went bat shit crazy !!

Still stay in the same place for work and the manager always asks if I'm meeting any bunny boilers tonight

There's a reasonably well-known woman near here that fucks guys in her car while her kids are in the back. She's very honest and up-front about it, and sees it as just how she brings up her kids

Ding ding call Social Services! "

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine

met a man who was a contracter and hired a caravan close to us to live in when working in our area ,we had a meet up for me(hubby) to video her playing with a toy him watching then when she cum for him to lick her then fuck her, anyway on the bed she was playing ,I set camcorder up went to zoom in , er he was gone . I looked at the mrs , who gave the "its time to fuck off look" .so we got in car I asked wtf happened ,she said he just got his cock out and spunked without even a wank , anyway 20 minutes later we got home logged in ,he asked if we could give him a good very so he could get more "GOOD MEETS" , I sat for ages thinking what could I write , so sent a veri "met this fella " wtf else could I really write

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By *exnPaul17Couple
over a year ago

Poole


"A social where Mr had his drink spiked. Scary thing is the perpetrators are still on the site and doing it to others.

Did it at the time and so have others. The last couple that encountered them she woke up and found her clothing had been removed. Whatever they gave her made her pass out.

Can you please name them if they are still here and let us know all details about those people? That’s awful!

"

Can't name them in the forum or we'll get banned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeebus..

Reading these makes me want to become a monk & go in the and live in the wilderness.

-These stories would make for a very interesting book though.

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By *ifeandhubby400Couple
over a year ago

Arse hole of nowhere ,Scotland


"met a man who was a contracter and hired a caravan close to us to live in when working in our area ,we had a meet up for me(hubby) to video her playing with a toy him watching then when she cum for him to lick her then fuck her, anyway on the bed she was playing ,I set camcorder up went to zoom in , er he was gone . I looked at the mrs , who gave the "its time to fuck off look" .so we got in car I asked wtf happened ,she said he just got his cock out and spunked without even a wank , anyway 20 minutes later we got home logged in ,he asked if we could give him a good very so he could get more "GOOD MEETS" , I sat for ages thinking what could I write , so sent a veri "met this fella " wtf else could I really write "
I would have told him to F off ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been chatting to a couple and everything going great ,even formed a well know social media group so the three of us could all message together

Arranged to meet in a pub and from the off she was cold and distant, constantly texting on her phone, while he was a nice bloke chatty and easy going

Next thing her phone is ringing,she gets up and moves away a bit,so I said to her husband, jokingly, ah is this the friend with an "emergency" phone call to get you out of here!

Fella was laughing ,, naw she wouldn't do that mate must be her mate or something.

Next thing she's back...

Come on we have to go,kids arent settling for the babysitter.

The guys face dropped, but I've just got a pint and...

No,come on no time for that and she virtually rann out the pub.

So said goodbye to him,and her back and went home.

Thought I'd msg and say hope all is OK after I got home, blocked on here, group disbanded.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was having sex in a club a few months ago and was being fucked really hard (which I love) but he slipped out and then went to pound back in me and hit something that wasn’t a hole

Lots of blood and pain and was out of action for a week. I really thought it was never going to heal cos it hurt for days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and the first time round on fab, about 12 years ago, I met a guy at my house.

In the middle of sex, he decided he needed to go move his car cos he was paranoid he was going to get a ticket.

He never came back.

Couple of weeks later he messaged me again to tell me what an amazing time he’d had and could we meet again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A social where Mr had his drink spiked. Scary thing is the perpetrators are still on the site and doing it to others.

Did it at the time and so have others. The last couple that encountered them she woke up and found her clothing had been removed. Whatever they gave her made her pass out.

Can you please name them if they are still here and let us know all details about those people? That’s awful!

Can't name them in the forum or we'll get banned "

But you can PM, that’s not against rules x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a BDSM meet with a bloke that abused my hard limits and I couldnt even safeword. I knew he was a fruit loop but i was to nervous to leave. He looked evil too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some scary stuff in this thread...makes you think about what the hell goes on in some people's minds.

I have been lucky about my meets so far, worst that happened was the lady not showing up.

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

Had a couple of disappointing meets where the guy couldn't get it up - one poor fella didn't even make it to the bedroom before he changed his mind!

That doesn't bother me too much as the gap between fantasy & reality is a bit much for some.

Worst was a TGirl who was d off her head, a real mess who I had to ask to leave.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

She turned up with her son.

I didn't mind, just wasn't expected.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight, I was on the way to a meet and whilst in the uber 1 minute away the person blocks me.

Also, I've had a couple meet and the female half sees me and just goes "no" and walks away.

This place does wonders for the old confidence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a BDSM meet with a bloke that abused my hard limits and I couldnt even safeword. I knew he was a fruit loop but i was to nervous to leave. He looked evil too "

Omg.

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By *ickDastardlyMan
over a year ago

North East

One of my first meets with a couple she was absolutely wasted.

I was sitting on the couch and she was rolling around everywhere. When I asked her husband if she allright, he claimed she was diabetic and having a crash and that she’d be fine in a couple of minutes.

I didn’t stay around to find out. I left immediately. There was something really dodgy going on.

Also, twice in four months I’ve been give a postcode to meet at two separate couples house, informed them I’m on my way and then heard nothing back at all.

Just two weeks ago, I drove 55 mins one way to meet a couple, having just a street name to go by, informed them I was on the street which they read immediately and didn’t reply to.

I sat for half an hour, before I left.

Find that rude as hell.

It’s never happened to me before in years on this site, maybe it’s a new way to troll?

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By *ickDastardlyMan
over a year ago

North East

One of my first meets with a couple she was absolutely wasted.

I was sitting on the couch and she was rolling around everywhere. When I asked her husband if she allright, he claimed she was diabetic and having a crash and that she’d be fine in a couple of minutes.

I didn’t stay around to find out. I left immediately. There was something really dodgy going on.

Also, twice in four months I’ve been give a postcode to meet at two separate couples house, informed them I’m on my way and then heard nothing back at all.

Just two weeks ago, I drove 55 mins one way to meet a couple, having just a street name to go by, informed them I was on the street which they read immediately and didn’t reply to.

I sat for half an hour, before I left.

Find that rude as hell.

It’s never happened to me before in years on this site, maybe it’s a new way to troll?

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By *ick_and_BickerCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"One of my first meets with a couple she was absolutely wasted.

I was sitting on the couch and she was rolling around everywhere. When I asked her husband if she allright, he claimed she was diabetic and having a crash and that she’d be fine in a couple of minutes.

I didn’t stay around to find out. I left immediately. There was something really dodgy going on.

Also, twice in four months I’ve been give a postcode to meet at two separate couples house, informed them I’m on my way and then heard nothing back at all.

Just two weeks ago, I drove 55 mins one way to meet a couple, having just a street name to go by, informed them I was on the street which they read immediately and didn’t reply to.

I sat for half an hour, before I left.

Find that rude as hell.

It’s never happened to me before in years on this site, maybe it’s a new way to troll? "

Why would you even consider putting your coat on unless you get the full address?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some of these are gold, however some are just terrifying!!

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By *isstonguetasticjoWoman
over a year ago

widnes

I spoke with someone last year

Said he was single wanted to settle

Came round to mine had a kiss

Was half pissed

Stunk of

Took 3 condoms to try n fuck me

LIMP DICK

he was meetin someone else nxt day

Few days later

I gets watsapp off a woman askin

Wen her hubby fucked me did he wear a condom

I wont meet married men or with gf

I replied back

He fucked me up the ass

Cum n my pussy then blocked her

Few days after he txt ms sayin it was his wife who msg me

To worn me she was comin down on the bounce

I waited 2 days never turned up

She msg me the day after asking wat happened

I told her the whole truth

Turns out he had told her he had met someone for a coffee

Supposidly me

But met her the next day

I said think she needs to confront him wat a fyckin lyin 2timin bastard he is with a LIMP DICK

she then msg me back a day later accepting my apology n thnks me for telling the truth

Morale of the story

IF YOUR MARRIED DONT B FUCKING BEHIND THEIR BACK

UR SINS WILL FIND U OUT

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m so sorry about that I’d been on to many wine gums ..nooo it wasn’t me really ..lol

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By *ortheastcoupleukCouple
over a year ago

easington were the sun dont shine


"One of my first meets with a couple she was absolutely wasted.

I was sitting on the couch and she was rolling around everywhere. When I asked her husband if she allright, he claimed she was diabetic and having a crash and that she’d be fine in a couple of minutes.

I didn’t stay around to find out. I left immediately. There was something really dodgy going on.

Also, twice in four months I’ve been give a postcode to meet at two separate couples house, informed them I’m on my way and then heard nothing back at all.

Just two weeks ago, I drove 55 mins one way to meet a couple, having just a street name to go by, informed them I was on the street which they read immediately and didn’t reply to.

I sat for half an hour, before I left.

Find that rude as hell.

It’s never happened to me before in years on this site, maybe it’s a new way to troll?

Why would you even consider putting your coat on unless you get the full address? "

tbf we had men to the house for late night meets and given just the post code ,but have said where to park then ring and tell them where to come ,as few year ago had a man not turn up then months later emiled telling us he had seen the mrs cleaning the back windows,and he was right she had been this day but we have blinds on front tilted so you cant see str8 in you would have to be right up to the window to see checked cctv and saw him looking through .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was recently chatting to two laddies in a hot tub at a club. Thinking these two seem nice and are very close so must play a lot together. They turned out to be mother and daughter. Made us feel very uncomfortable and made our excuses and left.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I spoke with someone last year

Said he was single wanted to settle

Came round to mine had a kiss

Was half pissed

Stunk of

Took 3 condoms to try n fuck me

LIMP DICK

he was meetin someone else nxt day

Few days later

I gets watsapp off a woman askin

Wen her hubby fucked me did he wear a condom

I wont meet married men or with gf

I replied back

He fucked me up the ass

Cum n my pussy then blocked her

Few days after he txt ms sayin it was his wife who msg me

To worn me she was comin down on the bounce

I waited 2 days never turned up

She msg me the day after asking wat happened

I told her the whole truth

Turns out he had told her he had met someone for a coffee

Supposidly me

But met her the next day

I said think she needs to confront him wat a fyckin lyin 2timin bastard he is with a LIMP DICK

she then msg me back a day later accepting my apology n thnks me for telling the truth

Morale of the story

IF YOUR MARRIED DONT B FUCKING BEHIND THEIR BACK

UR SINS WILL FIND U OUT

"

Oh wow. Genesis :2 Marx 22

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was recently chatting to two laddies in a hot tub at a club. Thinking these two seem nice and are very close so must play a lot together. They turned out to be mother and daughter. Made us feel very uncomfortable and made our excuses and left. "

I just know that there's people now going eeeuw!

And some going, mmmm nice!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m grateful I’ve not had any bad meets

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Was supposed to be meeting a couple when I first joined. It turned out to be a way older guy on his own. I made my excuses to leave and he asked if he could "just put it in quickly" before I had to go. Erm no

Moral of the story. Cam and verify it's a couple you are talking to before meeting. "

.....so sorry about that but I just couldn’t resist those lush lips ..hehe ...noooo I’m joking it’s not me honestly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having read this thread, I’m:

a) really glad that the worst thing that’s happened to me is a cancellation once I’ve started travelling somewhere to meet

b) slightly fearful for the future !

Some really scary stuff out there. I don’t know what gets into people!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Having read this thread, I’m:

a) really glad that the worst thing that’s happened to me is a cancellation once I’ve started travelling somewhere to meet

b) slightly fearful for the future !

Some really scary stuff out there. I don’t know what gets into people!

"

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By *ayMaxxxMan
over a year ago

Windsor


"Well - it’s just taken half an hour to persuade the (admittedly sexy as fuck) guy I’m meeting this weekend to go to the shops for milk, orange juice and cereal!

That counts - right? "

I'm just waiting for the guy to post here about being coerced into going to the shops for you.

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"Was recently chatting to two laddies in a hot tub at a club. Thinking these two seem nice and are very close so must play a lot together. They turned out to be mother and daughter. Made us feel very uncomfortable and made our excuses and left. "
had this in the jacuzzi at partners chatting to an older woman whilst lily chatting to a girl down the other end of the tub lily and the girl head for the steam room as they go she comes over a shoots "mum are you coming in with us " weirded us both out

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By *ozydee OP   Couple
over a year ago

knutsford


"Well - it’s just taken half an hour to persuade the (admittedly sexy as fuck) guy I’m meeting this weekend to go to the shops for milk, orange juice and cereal!

That counts - right?

I'm just waiting for the guy to post here about being coerced into going to the shops for you. "

thanks all for replys kept me entertained alday although i do feel sorry for some of you.

xx

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By *MNJCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton

The drugging stories in this thread are horrifying, so is the fact you'd be banned for naming them yet they're still on the site.

It also amazes me they're still at it and nobody's reported them to the police or given them a kicking.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I arranged to meet someone and drived a long way to meet her.. When I got there her phone was turned off!.. eventually I got through to her amd she was like "which one are you now" then she text me her shopping list

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By *dwalu2Couple
over a year ago

Bristol

Some of these stories are just

The worst thing that ever happened to us was when we were in the thick of playing with our guest, we all simultaneously smelled burning - and we’d caught the corner of the duvet on fire on a candle next to the bed.

We beat it out and there were feathers everywhere, it was hilarious really. We opened the window and carried on.

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By *ayMaxxxMan
over a year ago

Windsor

I once went to meet a couple who were nothing like their photos and their place stank of cat sh!t. I wouldn't have seen it though even if it was Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt.

Another time, the male half of a couple I met with my ex-wife said it wasn't fair I was enjoying his wife because he couldn't get a hard-on after a little too much dutch courage. He'd had 2 pints at our initial meet in public.

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By *exnPaul17Couple
over a year ago

Poole


"The drugging stories in this thread are horrifying, so is the fact you'd be banned for naming them yet they're still on the site.

It also amazes me they're still at it and nobody's reported them to the police or given them a kicking. "

They have been reported. Multiple times. Are persons of interest in the local area with pub bouncers and have received a caution from the police for spiking and harrassment. Yet they are still here...... Mind boggles.

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By *MNJCouple
over a year ago

Nuneaton


"The drugging stories in this thread are horrifying, so is the fact you'd be banned for naming them yet they're still on the site.

It also amazes me they're still at it and nobody's reported them to the police or given them a kicking.

They have been reported. Multiple times. Are persons of interest in the local area with pub bouncers and have received a caution from the police for spiking and harrassment. Yet they are still here...... Mind boggles. "

Same account? You could understand Fab ignoring one report as it could be malicious but if they've received multiple unrelated reports surely it's a no brainer to remove them. Either way hopefully they'll get what's coming to them before anyone is seriously hurt or the word I'm not allowed to post in the forum.

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

First time at a club in U.K., went upstairs to couples room with another couple. We all started playing and another couple took the bed next to us.

The female kept reaching over and groping despite being told no. Became apparent she was pretty off her face, but when we moved away the hubby kept pushing her on top of us. Can laugh now, was a bit like Austin Powers oops I fell over scene.

We spoke to the staff who checked on the female, answered plenty of questions quite coherently though.

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By *otel PlaymatesCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Met one guy who had been beating his chest about his size and sexual prowess so it was early days in our swinging adventures and we thought ok it's gotta be done.

From getting his average willy inside me to collapsing in a spent heap it was 42 seconds !

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish


"Well - it’s just taken half an hour to persuade the (admittedly sexy as fuck) guy I’m meeting this weekend to go to the shops for milk, orange juice and cereal!

That counts - right?

Ssssh with your humble bragging, this is the place for Fab despair. "

Erm - we’ll after I finally climbed out of bed (after the sausage barm he made me) it took me 5hrs to drive home! That count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The drugging stories in this thread are horrifying, so is the fact you'd be banned for naming them yet they're still on the site.

It also amazes me they're still at it and nobody's reported them to the police or given them a kicking.

They have been reported. Multiple times. Are persons of interest in the local area with pub bouncers and have received a caution from the police for spiking and harrassment. Yet they are still here...... Mind boggles. "

Yet I’ve asked you to pm. But you won’t

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I've thankfully avoided anything too scary, but I've had some comedic meets.

Last funny one was a guy in town with work, went to his hotel, I started giving oral and he came within two minutes then told me it had been a long day but at least I wouldn't miss my last train home.

I get that he wasn't going to get hard again, but were his fingers limp too? Initially I was hugely pissed off that I'd shaved my fanjo for no good reason, but as I calmed down I saw the funny side of it.

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

So we travelled over an hour to meet a couple ... met in a hotel bar... they ordered one drink each for us .. chatted.... no chemistry but polite .... we went back to our car .... and when I went back in to pay for parking to get out the barrier I was apprehended by staff to pay the 65 pound bar tab!!!!! I felt awful ... explained we had met for a business drink and speak to bar staff and check cctv and clearly we did not rack up the bill ... they were nice about it but THAT is a bad meet!

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

Oh then we had the one where we met a couple and he freaked out and then we realised he was off his head on and when we left she didn’t want us to go and she was going to be in trouble

Oh and the one where we misread each other and both took one for the team

We call ourselves the worlds worst swingers .... but had some great meets too ... we’ve learnt to laugh

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By *isstonguetasticjoWoman
over a year ago

widnes

The best was he said to me he was goin to see fatboy slim in concert with his mates the thgdsdag afternoon

Wen I told her wat he said

She said

Oh yeah we had a boss time.

Thrn he met some slag on the wed

For his wife to say

Oh really

Funny then

He had dropped her off at the airport first

Thrn went n met her n fucked her

Then went m picked her up the next mornin

Cheeky fuckin lyin 2timin runt of a shit

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"I've thankfully avoided anything too scary, but I've had some comedic meets.

Last funny one was a guy in town with work, went to his hotel, I started giving oral and he came within two minutes then told me it had been a long day but at least I wouldn't miss my last train home.

I get that he wasn't going to get hard again, but were his fingers limp too? Initially I was hugely pissed off that I'd shaved my fanjo for no good reason, but as I calmed down I saw the funny side of it."

Omg I get annoyed exactly when that happens to me too. Too many members here claiming this and that, when in reality its just a little game they play which ends up in disappointment. I guess you can't see the warning signs if the person gona be a dud?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jesus some scary stories here, mine pales in comparison. Guess it's not necessarily a meet as such

Stood up at a hotel after paying for it and getting ready ect. Put up an update to try and salvage the evening. A guy messages me wanting to meet, ok that's fine. But he wants me to leave the hotel room to come to his about 10 miles away. He wanted me to get changed, ride my motorbike in -12°c at 1am to his house just to get ready again for a fucking bj..

A friend of mine accidentally sharted on another tgirls face during a meet though

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By *ozydee OP   Couple
over a year ago

knutsford


"Jesus some scary stories here, mine pales in comparison. Guess it's not necessarily a meet as such

Stood up at a hotel after paying for it and getting ready ect. Put up an update to try and salvage the evening. A guy messages me wanting to meet, ok that's fine. But he wants me to leave the hotel room to come to his about 10 miles away. He wanted me to get changed, ride my motorbike in -12°c at 1am to his house just to get ready again for a fucking bj..

A friend of mine accidentally sharted on another tgirls face during a meet though

"

no coming back from a shart thats a deffinate meet concluded moment , o the shame !!!!

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By *ozydee OP   Couple
over a year ago

knutsford


"Jesus some scary stories here, mine pales in comparison. Guess it's not necessarily a meet as such

Stood up at a hotel after paying for it and getting ready ect. Put up an update to try and salvage the evening. A guy messages me wanting to meet, ok that's fine. But he wants me to leave the hotel room to come to his about 10 miles away. He wanted me to get changed, ride my motorbike in -12°c at 1am to his house just to get ready again for a fucking bj..

A friend of mine accidentally sharted on another tgirls face during a meet though

no coming back from a shart thats a deffinate meet concluded moment , o the shame !!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Jesus some scary stories here, mine pales in comparison. Guess it's not necessarily a meet as such

Stood up at a hotel after paying for it and getting ready ect. Put up an update to try and salvage the evening. A guy messages me wanting to meet, ok that's fine. But he wants me to leave the hotel room to come to his about 10 miles away. He wanted me to get changed, ride my motorbike in -12°c at 1am to his house just to get ready again for a fucking bj..

A friend of mine accidentally sharted on another tgirls face during a meet though

no coming back from a shart thats a deffinate meet concluded moment , o the shame !!!!"

They're still friends aswell haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We did had few bad meets

So called heavy cummer Greek God met us for some cheeky car fun. His profile boasted with 7 inch dick only to be turned out as literally 1 inch dick in reality . He excused us by getting some tissues from his car ( heavy cummer) He never returned and then blocked us on Fab lol

We just left laughing all the way.

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham


"We did had few bad meets

So called heavy cummer Greek God met us for some cheeky car fun. His profile boasted with 7 inch dick only to be turned out as literally 1 inch dick in reality . He excused us by getting some tissues from his car ( heavy cummer) He never returned and then blocked us on Fab lol

We just left laughing all the way. "

We can assure you that you won’t have that problem with us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

We can assure you that you won’t have that problem with us "

Lol thanks

It's not about the size or the boasting ,it was about lying .

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Ive had a few bad meets

One was years ago , a really hot guy but who’s house was filth !!!! I can still smell it now

I didn’t stay long lol

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over a year ago

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Our bad meets have generally been from a lack of experience in setting them up.

The worst one was a couple where I was talking to her for ages, and got too close in chat, so the idea of NOT playing felt absurd. But then we finally met the him part and had to ask them to leave after basically promising the opposite. Made us reevaluate what does and doesn't make sense before a meet.

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By *anni and RicCouple
over a year ago

York

We've had some bad meets... strangely the worst ones for us are the ones who think it was amazing and pester the life out of us for round 2! Thanks, but no thanks haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Worst meet i ever experienced once again reinforced why you should check for veris etc etc

Turned up this guys house. He wanted to cross dress and be dressed while playing. I think he was very nervous to be honest and also paranoid people were watching him. He was also high off some form of sniff.

So he took me in and he wanted to just strip and get to it but he led me from one room to the other. Then he turned all the lights off and just as my eyes began to adjust he came out of his bedroom with a duvet to cover the window in the living room. Then very jerkily told me to play in the bedroom. Which did not have curtain either so he then went and got the duvet again to slip over the curtain pole. He did this and got more sheets/blankets until eventually the house was pitch black and the only light was off the TV in his bedroom.

He went into the toilet and got shaving foam for lube. Sprayed it all over his ass and bent over. By this point i was so weirded out I couldn’t get hard. As I moved off the bed he shouted “what you doing?!” Turned the tv off (by now I couldnt even see my hand in front of my face) and ran into the front room. I heard him snorting more of whatever substance he was taking.

By this point my clothes were everywhere and I couldn’t see a thing. He kept going from one room to the other repeating himself and shouting “don’t move!”, “Where are you” and “what are you doing?!” To be honest at this point I really thought I was going to die in that house. I also think he didn’t realise HE had blacked the whole place out.

So i called out to him and said some calming stuff and told him how hot he was looking. Then I had to talk really softy and gently until he was on his bed and I told him i was going to pick my clothes up, put them on and leave as I was too horny and nervous because he was just so hot.

I felt my way around snd I found the hall light and flicked it on. He stayed on his bed but as I was leaving through the door he jumped up and said “come another time?” I just nodded and said “oh yeah for sure it’s been a really hot meet!” and pretty much ran to my car and drove off!

That really scared me as it was one of my first meets ever at like 18-19 off a website. It was off of cottaging.

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By *ozydee OP   Couple
over a year ago

knutsford


"Worst meet i ever experienced once again reinforced why you should check for veris etc etc

Turned up this guys house. He wanted to cross dress and be dressed while playing. I think he was very nervous to be honest and also paranoid people were watching him. He was also high off some form of sniff.

So he took me in and he wanted to just strip and get to it but he led me from one room to the other. Then he turned all the lights off and just as my eyes began to adjust he came out of his bedroom with a duvet to cover the window in the living room. Then very jerkily told me to play in the bedroom. Which did not have curtain either so he then went and got the duvet again to slip over the curtain pole. He did this and got more sheets/blankets until eventually the house was pitch black and the only light was off the TV in his bedroom.

He went into the toilet and got shaving foam for lube. Sprayed it all over his ass and bent over. By this point i was so weirded out I couldn’t get hard. As I moved off the bed he shouted “what you doing?!” Turned the tv off (by now I couldnt even see my hand in front of my face) and ran into the front room. I heard him snorting more of whatever substance he was taking.

By this point my clothes were everywhere and I couldn’t see a thing. He kept going from one room to the other repeating himself and shouting “don’t move!”, “Where are you” and “what are you doing?!” To be honest at this point I really thought I was going to die in that house. I also think he didn’t realise HE had blacked the whole place out.

So i called out to him and said some calming stuff and told him how hot he was looking. Then I had to talk really softy and gently until he was on his bed and I told him i was going to pick my clothes up, put them on and leave as I was too horny and nervous because he was just so hot.

I felt my way around snd I found the hall light and flicked it on. He stayed on his bed but as I was leaving through the door he jumped up and said “come another time?” I just nodded and said “oh yeah for sure it’s been a really hot meet!” and pretty much ran to my car and drove off!

That really scared me as it was one of my first meets ever at like 18-19 off a website. It was off of cottaging. "

wow thank god u made it out aloud, id take a tazer next time (joke )

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By *amescoupleCouple
over a year ago

north walsham

Worst was a social for us.

Agreed to meet in a local pub and sorted out the babysitter at the time.

Arrived and settled down to chat and see.

Within minutes it was clear the female of the couple wasn’t really comfortable being there and the guy was like a lecherous old perv album drooling at C.

Things went from bad to worse when the conversation went from normal stuff to the guys 100+1 gardening tips.

Mysteriously just then the phone went and we had to head home as the babysitter had to leave.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

...

That really scared me as it was one of my first meets ever at like 18-19 off a website. It was off of cottaging.

wow thank god u made it out aloud, id take a tazer next time (joke )"

Haha yes maybe I need to invest in one! But as you say luckily it didn’t turn out bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ones that don't show after you book a hotel. 2 hours before the meet all seems well, she's on her way home to get changed.

We are sitting in the bar waiting, no sign of her, no replies to messages.

Next day says her brother died, which is odd for an adopted single child, then a few days later a verification for the night we where to meet.

Beyond rude

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've met a few selfish pricks who only cared about their own pleasure."

Yeah, i had one that just wanted me to help her move flat and put the flat pack together

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've met a few selfish pricks who only cared about their own pleasure.

Yeah, i had one that just wanted me to help her move flat and put the flat pack together "

Not sure she had too much pleasure from that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two contributions, I can laugh about them now luckily...

One meet I got really bad stubble rash on my fanzo, I didn’t have the guts to tell him to stop. I was in agony for like a week afterwards.

Second one was I had a guy ghost me and not show up to a meet and say he ‘had some things going on’. I already had my doubts about him, not of his integrity but whether I really fancied him. He seemed a bit desperate, but clearly not desperate enough when he actually had the opportunity to meet me.

You live, you learn. I’ve also had a few awesome meets from here and met a regular fun person

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By *enatton2Couple
over a year ago

West Midlands

We met a couple where she clearly wasn’t into me but her man and T really hit it off sexually. I didn’t like to interrupt but the lack of chemistry between me and his gf made it very awkward.

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By *oinus1961Couple
over a year ago

Huntingdon

We had one (not from here) who turned up at the wrong house and insisted he was in the right place despite me telling him I was stood in the drive and he most definitely wasn't at ours.

He did eventually make it. We sat and had a chat (which was dreadful) and after about 10 mins he's asking to get to it. I wasn't really up for "free hooker" so said it wasn't working for me. Saw him to his car and he'd basically caved the side of it in reversing out of the wrong house. Mr tried v hard to tape bits of it back together. He had no idea he'd done this!!!!!!

Meanwhile I was nearly crying in the kitchen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another one of ours.

Met a hot young cpl in their 30s, infact the girl was 28. Both stunning and appeared to be very much in love .

We booked a hotel ,after we had a social meet days before .

Moving forward, during the play he was clearly enjoying with me,while my hubby was working down on her . But all the while she was looking at him enjoying ,blowing flying kisses to him and saying I love you hundred times .

Hubby got confused for a while .

After five minutes , she just stood up and began kissing him and that shifted the entire scenario . Then they started arguing in their own language and within next 15 min they wrapped up and left .

Later to be found that she was jealous of him enjoying and wanted that attention .

We had to cut short out night and return home by 10 pm itself .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think I've had a bad meet, I am very fussy and selective with who I meet. The ones I have been very memerable

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By *asco3Man
over a year ago

neath

I think I posted this one on here before but here goes anyway. I arranged a meet with a bi couple at their house a few years back. Turned up and everything seemed hunky dory although the husband was doing most of the talking. we retire to the bedroom and basically he wants me to fuck her and then join in when the urge takes him. Thats fine by me so off we go. I'm half way through doing her and hes standing to one side . Then he starts calling her a slag and a fucking slut etc etc. I assume that this is just something that they have going on between them then while im still shafting her she suddenly heaves me off her and smacks her hubby straight in the nose with an uppercut that was straight out of a Rocky film. Im left on the bed with a hard on pointing at the ceiling and hes spouting blood everywhere from what looks like a badly broken nose. She runs off and locks herself in the bog and they are screaming at each other through the locked crapper door. Fucking surreal experience. As i was dejectedly trudging down the drive back to my car he actually stuck his head out of the bedroom window and shouted " Sorry mate- shes not usually like this".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I arranged to meet a SINGLE female.She turned up and got dropped off by a guy in a van?

When I opened the door to let her in she nearly fell on me as she was really d*unk.She then tripped over my table and lay in the floor laughing and then said she felt sick and ran off to my bathroom and was sick in my toilet.She then came out and said

ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN AS I DON'T HAVE LONG BEFORE MY GUY PICKS ME BACK UP.

I said no sorry your to d*unk and have just been sick.She stormed off and went back into my bathroom and I could hear her on the phone saying:get back here he won't do it.

Minutes later the van pulled up and she stormed out of my house and shouted YOUR A FUCKING VIRGIN WASTE OF TIME WANKER AND A CUNT.

She slammed the door behind her and left.I sat here laughing and thought wow What a nutter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not had a meet yet so can not say anything

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"I arranged to meet a SINGLE female.She turned up and got dropped off by a guy in a van?

When I opened the door to let her in she nearly fell on me as she was really d*unk.She then tripped over my table and lay in the floor laughing and then said she felt sick and ran off to my bathroom and was sick in my toilet.She then came out and said

ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN AS I DON'T HAVE LONG BEFORE MY GUY PICKS ME BACK UP.

I said no sorry your to d*unk and have just been sick.She stormed off and went back into my bathroom and I could hear her on the phone saying:get back here he won't do it.

Minutes later the van pulled up and she stormed out of my house and shouted YOUR A FUCKING VIRGIN WASTE OF TIME WANKER AND A CUNT.

She slammed the door behind her and left.I sat here laughing and thought wow What a nutter "

Did you report her on fab? Seriously these people shouldn't have profiles if they going to behave awfully

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I arranged to meet a SINGLE female.She turned up and got dropped off by a guy in a van?

When I opened the door to let her in she nearly fell on me as she was really d*unk.She then tripped over my table and lay in the floor laughing and then said she felt sick and ran off to my bathroom and was sick in my toilet.She then came out and said

ARE YOU GOING TO FUCK ME THEN AS I DON'T HAVE LONG BEFORE MY GUY PICKS ME BACK UP.

I said no sorry your to d*unk and have just been sick.She stormed off and went back into my bathroom and I could hear her on the phone saying:get back here he won't do it.

Minutes later the van pulled up and she stormed out of my house and shouted YOUR A FUCKING VIRGIN WASTE OF TIME WANKER AND A CUNT.

She slammed the door behind her and left.I sat here laughing and thought wow What a nutter

Did you report her on fab? Seriously these people shouldn't have profiles if they going to behave awfully "

No lol I'm not even sure if I can class it as a bad meet as I still laugh when thinking about it now

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

There was a couple who i’d been messaging for a while. They offered to drive to me and meet in my local pub with a view to going back to mine afterwards. Quite a considerable way for them.

I got a message on Fab to say he was late home from work. I offered to make it another time but they were insistent they still wanted to come although it was going to be quite late by the time they arrived at my local pub.

While they were on route I got a flirty message from “her” which was nice. I walked to the pub and when I walked in the pub they were just getting up from their chairs and walking to the door. She had a face like thunder. Apparently she wasn’t in the mood and they were setting off home lol!

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By *heorgasmaddictMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Two - both times the woman's vagina split. There was blood. I almost fainted the first time and DID faint the second time. Both times I was asked if I wanted to carry on.

ERM... NO. I mean accidents happen, especially when fists are involved but blood? No no no no.

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By *adylydfordWoman
over a year ago

altinkum

I had a real life date organised but was let down last minute. I had quite a lot to drink already and someone i was talking to for a few weeks on here pushed me in to a meeting. Against my better judgement.. if i had not been d*unk and let down i would have said no but he came round. Didnt really say 2 words to me fucked me and left which made me feel even more used at the time. Put me off meeting for a very long time.

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By *iner69erMan
over a year ago

inverness

Drove 50 miles to a girls house. Chatted for 5 mins, then she asked for a lift to a friends house. Said she didnt have time for a proper meet, but we would another time. It never happened.

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray


"Woman brought kids to a meet in a hotel with a restaurant and ball park as part of it

She wanted to leave them while we went to my room for sex, I said no you can't leave kids alone so she started to get angry and began calling me a time waster.

Then she wanted to bring them to the room and let them play and watch TV while we had sex on the bed in the same room ! Again I said that's not right and she went bat shit crazy !!

Still stay in the same place for work and the manager always asks if I'm meeting any bunny boilers tonight

This is gold!!

poor kids can you imagine "

Omg, I hope these kids haven't been subjected to that before, that's classed as abuse.

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By *ootprints1629Couple
over a year ago

somewhere in moray


"Woman brought kids to a meet in a hotel with a restaurant and ball park as part of it

She wanted to leave them while we went to my room for sex, I said no you can't leave kids alone so she started to get angry and began calling me a time waster.

Then she wanted to bring them to the room and let them play and watch TV while we had sex on the bed in the same room ! Again I said that's not right and she went bat shit crazy !!

Still stay in the same place for work and the manager always asks if I'm meeting any bunny boilers tonight

There's a reasonably well-known woman near here that fucks guys in her car while her kids are in the back. She's very honest and up-front about it, and sees it as just how she brings up her kids "

That is child sexual abuse and she needs reported for that..even if you estch porn in the same room as I child is classed as abuse, this woman needs stopped,

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