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Most hated phrase on a status?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I have a few that physically make me shudder.

*need to unload - your not a lorry, I'm not a loading Dock. Stop.

*need to drain my balls/dick etc - why are they inflamed? Do I need to call Dr pimple popper?

*will fuck anyone anywhere-ahhh chivelry isn't dead! Makes someone feel very wanted

Just a few I have come across

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By *rAandLadyJCouple
over a year ago

west yorshire


"I have a few that physically make me shudder.

*need to unload - your not a lorry, I'm not a loading Dock. Stop.

*need to drain my balls/dick etc - why are they inflamed? Do I need to call Dr pimple popper?

*will fuck anyone anywhere-ahhh chivelry isn't dead! Makes someone feel very wanted

Just a few I have come across "

This!!! I’ve been thinking this all day it seems to be all I’ve seen on status’s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bad grammar and silhouette profiles with no public pictures demanding a face pic in their message!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Thanks to a special someone you know who you are’

Like you can’t say thank you in person..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"‘Thanks to a special someone you know who you are’

Like you can’t say thank you in person.. "

Hahaha! That's a Facebook thing too... (they know who I'm talking about... )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Mmmmmmmmm' makes me CRINGE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dad bod

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I absolutely hate whiny men status updates moaning about women on here because they can’t get laid

But the worst is

I’m thinking of leaving unless someone changes my mind

Leave already will you and close the door quietly !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"‘Thanks to a special someone you know who you are’

Like you can’t say thank you in person..

Hahaha! That's a Facebook thing too... (they know who I'm talking about... ) "

You ok hun? Pm me x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

But the worst is

I’m thinking of leaving unless someone changes my mind

Leave already will you and close the door quietly ! "

Every time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Repeat cummer, heavy load.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(insert username here).. Why did you block me.. Or some variation.. If they've blocked you they won't see your fekin status update....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I absolutely hate whiny men status updates moaning about women on here because they can’t get laid

But the worst is

I’m thinking of leaving unless someone changes my mind

Leave already will you and close the door quietly ! "

Oh oh oh! And another one to go with this "12 people have viewed me and not 1 message!" I actually have messaged someone who has said this kn many occasions because actually he is my type.... Nah blanks me! It's like stop bithching then u spoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No single males always boils my piss lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Repeat cummer, heavy load. "

Pmsl iv been with a few that say "heavy Cummer" I can honestly say iv not noticed more than an average amount of cum, but I'm too polite to say they are a cumming liar

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I absolutely hate whiny men status updates moaning about women on here because they can’t get laid

But the worst is

I’m thinking of leaving unless someone changes my mind

Leave already will you and close the door quietly !

Oh oh oh! And another one to go with this "12 people have viewed me and not 1 message!" I actually have messaged someone who has said this kn many occasions because actually he is my type.... Nah blanks me! It's like stop bithching then u spoon "

Hahaha exactly !!! Nothing worse than a whingy man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha totally agree....grow up ffs

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Man looking for women

They are under the mulberry bush!

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Mmmmm

Hehe cringe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Females thet moan for the amount of messages they get.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Man looking for women

They are under the mulberry bush! "

Or in someone elses bush

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Need a meet tonight

Get a prostitute then.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Females thet moan for the amount of messages they get.

"

It's not the amount as much, it's the content of the messages. Gems that include "can I breed you" or "will u put a carrot up my arse then let me eat it"

Ya know... Annoying and sometimes concerning stuff. If it was a inbox full of nice polite men I doubt would be as much complaining

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By *WillowxWoman
over a year ago

Oo err Devon


"I absolutely hate whiny men status updates moaning about women on here because they can’t get laid

But the worst is

I’m thinking of leaving unless someone changes my mind

Leave already will you and close the door quietly ! "

This!!

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By *unkhouser72Man
over a year ago

Gtr Manchester

BBC only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Repeat cummer, heavy load. "

I replied to a guy this morning offering me this. I said . Yes, just what I was after, no facial attraction, chemistry just a heavy cummer. He told me women love it that's why he leads with it. Really? I can't believe this is true. Surly not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People that post weather statuses - "it's wild out there this morning, stay safe everyone" Just fuck right off

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

" I'm bored "

Cause everyone wants to meet a grown up who is bored

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can think of few things worse!

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By *ust PeachyWoman
over a year ago

Prestonish

There’s no specific phrase I hate on a status - but some men, women and couples put so many whiney, complaining statuses up that I’m honestly mystified as to why they’re still on fab!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Repeat cummer, heavy load.

I replied to a guy this morning offering me this. I said . Yes, just what I was after, no facial attraction, chemistry just a heavy cummer. He told me women love it that's why he leads with it. Really? I can't believe this is true. Surly not? "

Oh god is it not something u ask every man u go on a date with? I'm sorry but if all they can ejaculate is a single sperm I'm not interested, needs to be at least an elephants worth he possibly thought that because no one has ever called him out in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 11/02/20 19:55:44]

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Any variation of women being fat bitches who couldn't pull in the real word turning down a wanna fuck message.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"BBC only"

Genuinely have to think when I see that... I feel its rude towards ITV and channel 4 then I realise...

I think the BBC (not the TV channel) is an interesting one. Its similar to the BBW in that I personally want to be seen as me and not a specific fetish?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Females thet moan for the amount of messages they get.

It's not the amount as much, it's the content of the messages. Gems that include "can I breed you" or "will u put a carrot up my arse then let me eat it"

Ya know... Annoying and sometimes concerning stuff. If it was a inbox full of nice polite men I doubt would be as much complaining "

I had a similar message but was about a banana and followed with I’ll drink my piss too.

Gross.

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By *lorious hole bs16Man
over a year ago

Bristol

I think lots of this has crossed over from gay sites /culture and whilst it may work with (esp) male to male, it doesn't always work male to female..

Come on you hetero males..be original.

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By *pple16Man
over a year ago

Macclesfield

Use of the word professional, professional couple looking for etc. Are we not all professionals?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Statuses like ‘everyone just wants BBC’ or ‘no-one wants BWC?’ How do you know this? have you spoken to all 40,000 members of fab to be able to say that????

Also statuses that include a phone number with requests to call right now always make me wonder....

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Just chilling

Hate that and why tell us.....

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"BBC only

Genuinely have to think when I see that... I feel its rude towards ITV and channel 4 then I realise...

I think the BBC (not the TV channel) is an interesting one. Its similar to the BBW in that I personally want to be seen as me and not a specific fetish? "

But it's a "ready reckoner" for "like minded" people: if that's not you you can avoid so win win.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Statuses like ‘everyone just wants BBC’ or ‘no-one wants BWC?’ How do you know this? have you spoken to all 40,000 members of fab to be able to say that????

Also statuses that include a phone number with requests to call right now always make me wonder.... "

YES. its the k line equivalent of writing someone's number on the bathroom wall as revenge

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


"Use of the word professional, professional couple looking for etc. Are we not all professionals? "

Lewis Collins

Martin Shaw

They are The Professionals

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

Ones complaining that the site has gone down hill or couples demanding something now. Oh dare I forget the ones that ask others for site supporter codes and asks for people to join their “premium” snapchat

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ones complaining that the site has gone down hill or couples demanding something now. Oh dare I forget the ones that ask others for site supporter codes and asks for people to join their “premium” snapchat"

Whaaaaa.... Is that a thing?! I'm clearly not worthy!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Use of the word professional, professional couple looking for etc. Are we not all professionals? "

No we're not, and inverted snobbery is not attractive either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

420 and snow available why do we all need to know about your drug habits?

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Ones complaining that the site has gone down hill or couples demanding something now. Oh dare I forget the ones that ask others for site supporter codes and asks for people to join their “premium” snapchat"

really?!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Just off to work’ ‘just finished work’ ‘damn night shift stopping me having fun’

All on rotation with one local; we get it, you work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Females thet moan for the amount of messages they get.

It's not the amount as much, it's the content of the messages. Gems that include "can I breed you" or "will u put a carrot up my arse then let me eat it"

Ya know... Annoying and sometimes concerning stuff. If it was a inbox full of nice polite men I doubt would be as much complaining "

Did you get messaged by Bugs Bunny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask you a question? - You just did, and now you've used up your quota!

I also hate 'repeat, heavy cummer' as a phrase.

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Need a meet tonight

Get a prostitute then. "

I reply with that or buy a blow up doll! X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Need a meet tonight

Get a prostitute then.

I reply with that or buy a blow up doll! X"

Or make one hand numb... Prison wank!

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

And phone sex anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Must be tall dark and handsome with a six pack

What like Darth Vader carrying a family pack of kit Kat's?

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville


"Need a meet tonight

Get a prostitute then.

I reply with that or buy a blow up doll! X

Or make one hand numb... Prison wank! "

Why am I only hearing prison wank now.... I'm 44 years old and I'm lol

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Genuine guy here

Yeah right

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats


"Ones complaining that the site has gone down hill or couples demanding something now. Oh dare I forget the ones that ask others for site supporter codes and asks for people to join their “premium” snapchat

Whaaaaa.... Is that a thing?! I'm clearly not worthy! "

I think on the whole those statuses are from women, so as a straight woman they won't be coming up in your updates feed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Genuine guy here

Yeah right "

Genuine guy here,honest!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"I absolutely hate whiny men status updates moaning about women on here because they can’t get laid

But the worst is

I’m thinking of leaving unless someone changes my mind

Leave already will you and close the door quietly ! "

Those ones always make me chuckle!

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Use of the word professional, professional couple looking for etc. Are we not all professionals?

Lewis Collins

Martin Shaw

They are The Professionals

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Must be tall dark and handsome with a six pack

What like Darth Vader carrying a family pack of kit Kat's? "

I have a 6 pack! Under the duvet... I'm currently sporting the winter pillow look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any variation of women being fat bitches who couldn't pull in the real word turning down a wanna fuck message."

This, and after being turned down abused. Would fuck you anyway you fat cow. Eh.. I never made contact with you. It's people like this that make make you ignore or delete the people you are not interested in rather than give a polite , no thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ditto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Educated professional .

Yet you have clearly failed to read and understand my profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Must be tall dark and handsome with a six pack

What like Darth Vader carrying a family pack of kit Kat's?

I have a 6 pack! Under the duvet... I'm currently sporting the winter pillow look "

You look most delightful if I might say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can make you gush!! And i love licking for hours!!!

I mean come on a girl needs her sleep too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horny as fuck!

Sounds like a teenager only to find out it's a grown up man.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any sniff about.

I need a site supporter pass.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"It takes 2 minutes to reply even if its a no thanks"

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By *inners5Couple
over a year ago

Kent

Pushed the boundaries

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By *ames2602Man
over a year ago

whittle


"Bad grammar and silhouette profiles with no public pictures demanding a face pic in their message!"

Yea there are quite a few of these

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love guys that put up moaning status or name n shame status or general againts women stuff as it gives me a chance to put then on my block list asap can tell alot about a person and there status..

pre blocking works very well for me and most are status related

same goes for those who say anything anywhere or wanna empty my balls ... keep it up guys so i can pre block saves me trying to work some guys out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything negative or entitled ... just so off putting!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ohh new one got off the press!

"who wants to ride my mouth" - I could... However death by snu snu would happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Met up with "this one"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

help me please i need to get my pic on page one a random winner gets to ride my penis

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

over younder


"‘Thanks to a special someone you know who you are’

Like you can’t say thank you in person.. "

Yeap...these statuses do my head in too....

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London

"In travel lodge in [ some godforsaken Midlands Town), any girl want to visit?"

I mean who could turn down such an offer...

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

over younder

In fact...just vague Facebook style statues annoy me on fab!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg I'm still buzzing from last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone wanna fuck my hot fb.

If he’s that hot he will get he’s own meets love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My all time favourite is the

*Insert day of the week* horn

Also available in seasonal form too..

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

over younder


""In travel lodge in [ some godforsaken Midlands Town), any girl want to visit?"

I mean who could turn down such an offer... "

yeap I've got messages like this...I do have to say to the hubby (when I'm in bed comfy) feck it....I have to go now...this guy is waiting to fuck me right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm so horny meet me now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ohh new one got off the press!

"who wants to ride my mouth" - I could... However death by snu snu would happen "

That sounds like someone's been killed by a panda on loan from the Japanese to London Zoo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you made me twitch you know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who's sucking?"

"Bored"

And those moaning about stuck up women

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By *revaunanceCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

Bored.

If someone is bored why the hell should we entertain them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not meeting today ive got carnivorous

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By *edheadsruleCouple
over a year ago

lancashire

"Insert name" message me, Im outside of your filters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Time to have a friends cull”

“Mmmm you know who you are”

“Why did username block me”

“Username is a timewaster”

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London


""In travel lodge in [ some godforsaken Midlands Town), any girl want to visit?"

I mean who could turn down such an offer...

yeap I've got messages like this...I do have to say to the hubby (when I'm in bed comfy) feck it....I have to go now...this guy is waiting to fuck me right now "

We've twice had messages from guys saying he's in a lorry park near us and would like to meet him in his cab, only he can only stay there a hour so we need to be quick...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looking for exceptional men"

And I just saw this..

"if you think you are punching above your weight.. don't message me"

Get over yourselfs

What really gets me with this site though, are the women who are looking for men with cocks over a certain size but they're usually all smaller in the pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""In travel lodge in [ some godforsaken Midlands Town), any girl want to visit?"

I mean who could turn down such an offer...

yeap I've got messages like this...I do have to say to the hubby (when I'm in bed comfy) feck it....I have to go now...this guy is waiting to fuck me right now

We've twice had messages from guys saying he's in a lorry park near us and would like to meet him in his cab, only he can only stay there a hour so we need to be quick... "

Hurry up then, don't leave a man waiting

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

over younder


""In travel lodge in [ some godforsaken Midlands Town), any girl want to visit?"

I mean who could turn down such an offer...

yeap I've got messages like this...I do have to say to the hubby (when I'm in bed comfy) feck it....I have to go now...this guy is waiting to fuck me right now

We've twice had messages from guys saying he's in a lorry park near us and would like to meet him in his cab, only he can only stay there a hour so we need to be quick... "

Sure how could u refuse that!!

I also love the "anyone wanna suck me off now" like i have been waiting all day for someone to pop this up so i can get a chance to suck this random/anonymous guy off....

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London


""In travel lodge in [ some godforsaken Midlands Town), any girl want to visit?"

I mean who could turn down such an offer...

yeap I've got messages like this...I do have to say to the hubby (when I'm in bed comfy) feck it....I have to go now...this guy is waiting to fuck me right now

We've twice had messages from guys saying he's in a lorry park near us and would like to meet him in his cab, only he can only stay there a hour so we need to be quick...

Sure how could u refuse that!!

I also love the "anyone wanna suck me off now" like i have been waiting all day for someone to pop this up so i can get a chance to suck this random/anonymous guy off...."

One of the lorry guys tried to entice us by telling us he had curtains and mood lighting in his cab..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

looking to meet today but NO i repear NO single men

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

My personal annoyance is people who send messages saying "use" instead of "You".

"How's use today" ... Instant block lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""In travel lodge in [ some godforsaken Midlands Town), any girl want to visit?"

I mean who could turn down such an offer... "

Maybe if politicians distributed the country's wealth to areas outside of London these places wouldn't be God forsaken.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love big tits and ass..yum yum..

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

over younder


""In travel lodge in [ some godforsaken Midlands Town), any girl want to visit?"

I mean who could turn down such an offer...

yeap I've got messages like this...I do have to say to the hubby (when I'm in bed comfy) feck it....I have to go now...this guy is waiting to fuck me right now

We've twice had messages from guys saying he's in a lorry park near us and would like to meet him in his cab, only he can only stay there a hour so we need to be quick...

Sure how could u refuse that!!

I also love the "anyone wanna suck me off now" like i have been waiting all day for someone to pop this up so i can get a chance to suck this random/anonymous guy off....

One of the lorry guys tried to entice us by telling us he had curtains and mood lighting in his cab..

"

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"My all time favourite is the

*Insert day of the week* horn

Also available in seasonal form too.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"looking to meet today but NO i repear NO single men "
repeat

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By *inkyLondonpairCouple
over a year ago

London


""In travel lodge in [ some godforsaken Midlands Town), any girl want to visit?"

I mean who could turn down such an offer...

Maybe if politicians distributed the country's wealth to areas outside of London these places wouldn't be God forsaken. "

I'm from your neck of the woods originally. Sheffield as it happens.

I think that whatever politicians do some areas will always be seen as more attractive than others.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


""In travel lodge in [ some godforsaken Midlands Town), any girl want to visit?"

I mean who could turn down such an offer...

yeap I've got messages like this...I do have to say to the hubby (when I'm in bed comfy) feck it....I have to go now...this guy is waiting to fuck me right now

We've twice had messages from guys saying he's in a lorry park near us and would like to meet him in his cab, only he can only stay there a hour so we need to be quick...

Sure how could u refuse that!!

I also love the "anyone wanna suck me off now" like i have been waiting all day for someone to pop this up so i can get a chance to suck this random/anonymous guy off....

One of the lorry guys tried to entice us by telling us he had curtains and mood lighting in his cab..

"

Curtains?!! That's so passé: bet you've had gone if he'd said he had plantation blinds and a lava lamp!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I use to leave it blank but recently I've decided to put up lines of sensual poetry I've read.

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By *iablo soloWoman
over a year ago

over younder


"I use to leave it blank but recently I've decided to put up lines of sensual poetry I've read."

God damn phone!!!.... wont zoom in on ur profile pic and ur other photos are private

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London

A meet countdown

Meet now, bring 420, Molly, Ice / Snow

Feeling hot / cold / in bed with socks on

Can anyone tempt us

Free now for a meet at yours (but they block single guys / couples and don’t travel)

Just for starters

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By *rHornyGentMan
over a year ago

South East London


""In travel lodge in [ some godforsaken Midlands Town), any girl want to visit?"

I mean who could turn down such an offer...

Maybe if politicians distributed the country's wealth to areas outside of London these places wouldn't be God forsaken. "

And we can get there quicker on HS2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Txt speak , it just makes me think tha people who use it are lazy or stupid , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this..... 'if you clearly haven't read my profile i will delete and block' or 'I'm in italy for three weeks its baking'

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Agree with all of these! Iv just seen "in my car craving pussy, who's free"

It's 6am, ya know? 6 in the actual morning, on a Wednesday. No one will see that and go "shit I need to get up stranger, allow you to pick me up and have an arse crack of dawn fondle" we have all seen horror films. We ALL know how that ends up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Agree with all of these! Iv just seen "in my car craving pussy, who's free"

It's 6am, ya know? 6 in the actual morning, on a Wednesday. No one will see that and go "shit I need to get up stranger, allow you to pick me up and have an arse crack of dawn fondle" we have all seen horror films. We ALL know how that ends up. "
how does it end up......... i haven't seen them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm. Not meeting

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By *ounty durham bbw coupleCouple
over a year ago

darlington

Any self pitying status really threatening to leave etc. Like the world owes them a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything overly sexual by some guy who can’t get a meet.

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By *abat40xWoman
over a year ago

North Lincolnshire

Not on a status but when someone text and say Wuu2 and other text talk like ere instead of here!

All so hate the word babe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read my profile before messaging

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not meeting

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Read my profile before messaging

"

I have to disagree on that one, someone's taken the time to write something to avoid wasting someone else's time, its just common courtesy to read first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read my profile before messaging

I have to disagree on that one, someone's taken the time to write something to avoid wasting someone else's time, its just common courtesy to read first "
I read the full profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read my profile before messaging

I have to disagree on that one, someone's taken the time to write something to avoid wasting someone else's time, its just common courtesy to read first "
and lets face it we're all common here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Repeat cummer, heavy load.

I replied to a guy this morning offering me this. I said . Yes, just what I was after, no facial attraction, chemistry just a heavy cummer. He told me women love it that's why he leads with it. Really? I can't believe this is true. Surly not? "

Never understood it myself, always thought it was just something men were proud of ( even though it's not a skill ) and oblivious to the fact that women aren't interested in volume. Sometimes it just means more to clean up...not sexy at all. Producing more cum means zero to me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When people put "I am leaving fabs" on such and such date !

If they are leaving just go . Why announce in advance??

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By *naquest321Man
over a year ago

Carlisle

What, no ones said “here Kitty, kitty” to you

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By *rx1Couple
over a year ago

Near Okehampton.

Those that spell Professional with two 'ff's'

BUT

"I wanna breed your Wife" Has to be the winner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think lots of this has crossed over from gay sites /culture and whilst it may work with (esp) male to male, it doesn't always work male to female..

Come on you hetero males..be original. "

Totally agree with this...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"this..... 'if you clearly haven't read my profile i will delete and block' or 'I'm in italy for three weeks its baking' "

Oh yes I've put delete and block many a time...

Surprisingly it cuts back on junk mail.

So people, when they can be arsed, do actually read

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By *landfordfabbersCouple
over a year ago

Blandford ish

This post just had me in tears!! Brilliant!! I think you have covered all my pet hates

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By *heHookyMonsterMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

The word 'upmost'! It's 'utmost'!!!!!! Drives me nuts!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some crappy positivity inspiring phrase...yawn!

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By *illbilly47Man
over a year ago

Faversham

LOL!! Now I know where I’ve been going wrong. I should add all this stuff in my profile and see what happens. ????

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Not meeting at the moment...(at work actually)

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By *ilverFox2019Man
over a year ago

Gloucester

Loving this thread, and happy to see I'm not the only one who feels its like someone running their nails down a blackboard.

One of mine are people who post a status such as "Looking for a hot guy to help me fulfil a lifelong fantasy this evening" Then they go off-line and don't reappear for another week!

WTF?

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By *arkbaneMan
over a year ago

East leeds


"I absolutely hate whiny men status updates moaning about women on here because they can’t get laid

But the worst is

I’m thinking of leaving unless someone changes my mind

Leave already will you and close the door quietly ! "

So so true

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By *arkbaneMan
over a year ago

East leeds


"When people put "I am leaving fabs" on such and such date !

If they are leaving just go . Why announce in advance??"

Ha ha have seen so many of those lately makes me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Not meeting at the moment...(at work actually)"
you used to meet people at work omg bit risqué

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men - don’t message, we will find you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Read my profile before messaging

I have to disagree on that one, someone's taken the time to write something to avoid wasting someone else's time, its just common courtesy to read first and lets face it we're all common here "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Men - don’t message, we will find you"

If only you received the messages. You’d then understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fill in later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘In hotel and horny, who’s free’.

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By *hom_1981Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Looking to meet tonight at 8pm.....

Really??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Females thet moan for the amount of messages they get.

It's not the amount as much, it's the content of the messages. Gems that include "can I breed you" or "will u put a carrot up my arse then let me eat it"

Ya know... Annoying and sometimes concerning stuff. If it was a inbox full of nice polite men I doubt would be as much complaining "

Oh you get the carrot man! I have a guy I have nicknamed banana man for the same reason!

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"Repeat cummer, heavy load.

I replied to a guy this morning offering me this. I said . Yes, just what I was after, no facial attraction, chemistry just a heavy cummer. He told me women love it that's why he leads with it. Really? I can't believe this is true. Surly not? "

He most likely is successful with it, but I doubt I'd want to meet the kind of women he attracts lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Like my cock mail me’

Male half of a local couple relentlessly post this several times a day, day after day.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

'I'm picky because I can be.'

You're right, it's a woman's world on fab and you may actually be stunning but you don't need to say it, just sounds arrogant. Instant turn off.

Also terrible spelling and lack of punctuation. A 20 line sentence will kill any horn I might be feeling haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What u into.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something not scene related and bitchy comments just leave past bad experiences alone and move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a couple’s profile.....

“My sexy man would like a meet on his own”

Yeah right!

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By *rimKardashianMan
over a year ago

Yorkshire


"I have a few that physically make me shudder.

*need to unload - your not a lorry, I'm not a loading Dock. Stop.

*need to drain my balls/dick etc - why are they inflamed? Do I need to call Dr pimple popper?

*will fuck anyone anywhere-ahhh chivelry isn't dead! Makes someone feel very wanted

Just a few I have come across "

Mine is: "Follow my insta for more pictures...

Yes, course I'm going to do that to boost your followers/exposure..."

Yawn.

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Looking for some fun

Maybe try bowling then! Fun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On a couple’s profile.....

“My sexy man would like a meet on his own”

Yeah right!"
nooooo......... he would

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By *unsexual MemelordWoman
over a year ago

Midlothian

The brazen statuses offering drugs or asking if anyone else has drugs are an instant block.

The ones referencing making someone pregnant baffle me.

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By *ovestolickclitsMan
over a year ago

Lancashire

Just statuses of people thinking they are amazing and better than anyone else. You know the delusions of grandeur stauses like....

"Yeah right you would be punching...."

Or

"Send a face pic with all messages to see if am attracted to you..." (When they have a silhouette and no information)

Or the best one

"£20 per month for my Snapchat premium account where you get to see everything..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Answering a question they put only to be unread deleted

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton


"‘In hotel and horny, who’s free’.

"

I love these ones! I always wanna reply, "Well, YOU, obviously!"

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Looking for a single lady

Usually couples post this.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To die for

Load of bollocks if I was told I would have a bullet in my back after a dream fuck there wouldn't be a hard on anywhere soon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Text talk and bad grammar..... the intelligence level on here is shocking!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London


"Text talk and bad grammar..... the intelligence level on here is shocking! "

Oooh...now you've done it!

Queue the dyslexics...

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?


"Genuine guy here

Yeah right "

Tut tut .... as this is a mixed site, I am sure there are Feminist Only sites on the internet.

My favourite is:

I’m an extremely respectful feminine lady and a bit high maintenance ........

Run for them tha hills all you Genuine Guys out for Adult fun ...the same as other subscribers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Won't meet married or cheating rats,instant block.

I didn't know we had rodent option in the looking for section

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?


""In travel lodge in [ some godforsaken Midlands Town), any girl want to visit?"

I mean who could turn down such an offer...

yeap I've got messages like this...I do have to say to the hubby (when I'm in bed comfy) feck it....I have to go now...this guy is waiting to fuck me right now

We've twice had messages from guys saying he's in a lorry park near us and would like to meet him in his cab, only he can only stay there a hour so we need to be quick... "

I get messages like this too LMAO

......Yeah winner winner chicken dinner....... been sat in a cab for god knows how many hours or days then expect you to go and have oral sex...... I always turn down ..... politely.....as im Allergic to the taste of Baby Wipes. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually try write something witty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"*need to drain my balls/dick etc - why are they inflamed? Do I need to call Dr pimple popper?

"

Screaming! I think this every time.

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By *iking.beardMan
over a year ago

Leeds

No beards

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?


"Won't meet married or cheating rats,instant block.

I didn't know we had rodent option in the looking for section "

Yep Nice one....followed by the words ' Cum Slut' playing on here with my hubbies permission ........ how long did it take you to persuade him Luv he he he

Persuade'

verb

induce (someone) to do something through reasoning or argument.

"it wasn't easy, but I persuaded him to do the right thing"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know who you are"

"Fab it to fuck it"

Anything in capitals.

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By *rMrsRichCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouh

Definitely the ones who

“want to meet anyone, anywhere, anytime”

Or

“Meet right now”

Right now? Anyone? Really????

You’re going to screw someone you don’t even know if you like? Or whether they bathe?

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

[Removed by poster at 13/02/20 11:22:41]

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?


"No beards "

Bit off putting on a lady in sexy garb, though dont you think !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Won't meet married or cheating rats,instant block.

I didn't know we had rodent option in the looking for section "

I mean,you don't know my life lady!Ever since the kids Mrs Rat hasn't been interested, I bring her flowers, chocolate digestive biscuits,cheese, everything I can think of but its always, no not now I'm tired.

I mean a Rat's got urges,right? ,I'm not a monk and sometimes just need some physical contact.

Is that too much to ask?

Squeeeek

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"Ohh new one got off the press!

"who wants to ride my mouth" - I could... However death by snu snu would happen "

Im willing to take that risk. Tell me more....

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"I absolutely hate whiny men status updates moaning"

I see plenty of whiny status updates from women, and they're just as irritating

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

Got this in a message this morning from somone 120 mls away..

Wats ur kik !!!!

Replied: 1lnersgtmigote

What are the chances that they will get it ????

I'll post reply if it comes, all this from 5 wars a welfare state and free education.... bet Darwin is scratching his Head ...sharpening his pencil ....thinking ....how am I going to draw this Bit

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