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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Go on ladies & gents let's have q laugh

Exsplain the most embarrassing moment whilst during or after sex

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By *assing Fancies xCouple
over a year ago

Sherwood Forest

Snapping the hubby's bungie cord.

Him passing out and going down like a sack of shit (really heavy fall) after running to the bathroom because he hates blood.

Me subsequently panicking like hell and ringing a ambulance.

Then him having to sit there and let the paramedics check him over (todger included)

100% true Xmas eve 2014

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over a year ago

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By *orned beefMan
over a year ago

Manchester

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By *hom_1981Man
over a year ago

Manchester

A butt plug “lost” in my botty.....

I didn’t realise until it was pointed out to me....

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By *ink Panther 123Man
over a year ago

Colnbrook

I got cramp in my leg

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By *hom_1981Man
over a year ago

Manchester


"I got cramp in my leg "

Mortifying!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was using a bullet on my then partners ass, while fuck her. She came big time, her ass hole relaxed and contracted.

I lost hold of the bullet, and it disappeared inside her.

Was so embarrassed, I did not say anything, and she only realised when we had finished.

I then had to be like a doctor, she squatted down, while my fingers probed deep inside her, after a couple of minutes I managed to find it and pull it out - lesson learnt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a 69 position with her on top as she came she lost control and shit on my head that then made me get sick everywhere

They said have oral sex it will be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having my bungie cord snapped omg the pain and blood was crazy It took me a few months to recover mentally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was using a bullet on my then partners ass, while fuck her. She came big time, her ass hole relaxed and contracted.

I lost hold of the bullet, and it disappeared inside her.

Was so embarrassed, I did not say anything, and she only realised when we had finished.

I then had to be like a doctor, she squatted down, while my fingers probed deep inside her, after a couple of minutes I managed to find it and pull it out - lesson learnt! "

Sounds like you were in the shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a 69 position with her on top as she came she lost control and shit on my head that then made me get sick everywhere

They said have oral sex it will be fun "

Crying at this, it's the funniest thing bless you! Oh god I bet she was mortified lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a 69 position with her on top as she came she lost control and shit on my head that then made me get sick everywhere

They said have oral sex it will be fun

Crying at this, it's the funniest thing bless you! Oh god I bet she was mortified lol

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Let's not worry about her i am still mentally scared especially when she washed it off in the sink and it landed in front of my face that created more sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please stop lol, I'm starting to gag here lol

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?


"Snapping the hubby's bungie cord.

Him passing out and going down like a sack of shit (really heavy fall) after running to the bathroom because he hates blood.

Me subsequently panicking like hell and ringing a ambulance.

Then him having to sit there and let the paramedics check him over (todger included)

100% true Xmas eve 2014

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Looking at your pics you could break mine 10 times over lol lol I don't mind blood ha ha TBH I did this once with first wife before we were married up against a tree in the middle of Drayton Manor nature walk middle of the Sunday afternoon in the summer. It was back in the 80's and packed with visitors we were young, 17 and daft and would have fucked on a clothes line back then. Trouble is it bleeds like a stuck pig cos wheres all the blood at the time .......yes all there !!!! I thought I was going to bleed to death it wouldnt stop and we only had a used screwed ip tissue between us. Blood everywhere, i was wearing light coloured Chinos and me trying to get back to my Ford Escort in a packed car park discretly. And imagine catching it in your zip lads....... but 20 times more painful and for about a week.........

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By *av501TV/TS
over a year ago

Mancetter?

Same girl........ we went on a Bus trip with her parents to a show Jim Davidson in Birmingham, 1982, when we arrived back in our village late on we hung back and let them get ahead with a small group off to a lock in at local boozer, so we could sneak a quick fuck. So behind the shops...

secluded car park but it had just stopped snowing.......remember young daft 17 fuck likes Martini advert anyplace anytime etc.... So brushed some snow off the bonnet of a parked car which as its cold bonnet was dry, old School Volvo put her on it lifted Ra Ra Skirt up knickers to one side and bosh. Im riding her like Seabiscuit for a good 10 mins ....just about to pull out and cum ........ family walk around corner who owns the car Wife,Husband and one or the others elder parents we jumped off and run like fuck laughing our heads off. Guy shouting and fucking and blinding. Thankfully cos it was cold id just dropped it out my zip and not took my trousers down around my ankles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"In a 69 position with her on top as she came she lost control and shit on my head that then made me get sick everywhere

They said have oral sex it will be fun "
loool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Go on ladies & gents let's have q laugh

Exsplain the most embarrassing moment whilst during or after sex "
once had a one night stand with a very attractive female ended up back at her hotel (paragon) and we got down to business and it was amazing so I thought, I gave her an orgasm which took a while and then had mine(which was in the dark) went to the bathroom to take the condom off and noticed a lot of blood around my crotch ( I thought she was just really wet) I literally shat myself and had to get my mate to 911 call me

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