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Brexit = default god?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Right I’ve thought about this. Not for very long and not very hard but here goes.

Marie (my wife asleep at the side) has only ever had sex as a European. So therefore is technically a British virgin (as all people are until they have sex again) as we have children she has now had a virgin birth (as all mums now have) which means one of the kids is the son or daughter (as it’s modern time’s) of god. Which technically then makes me a God.

I’ve explained this via text to her and requested as god that she worships me every night by getting on her knees.

I can’t see any flaw in that thinking at all.

PS anyone out there who thinks I’m being serious is absolutely right.

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

My parents were born in the 1920s so none of that applies to them. Do they get to choose their god?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

ah Well this super accurate scientific funny theory just doesn’t work in that case.

You win some and lose some I suppose.

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"ah Well this super accurate scientific funny theory just doesn’t work in that case.

You win some and lose some I suppose.

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Unless I just didn't get the memo, they haven't actually moved Britain, which means we're still in Europe just not in the union!

But if you can attain God status out of it, despite the very incorrect technicalities, good luck to ya!

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

I was going to change my name to brexit!! People could chose to stay in or pull out and I can be selective about who comes in me. X

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

Although why would being born to a virgin make anyone the son of god?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Although why would being born to a virgin make anyone the son of god?"

You are aware of the Virgin Mary right?

Also really do not take this seriously at all. It’s a joke.......

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich


"Although why would being born to a virgin make anyone the son of god?

You are aware of the Virgin Mary right?

Also really do not take this seriously at all. It’s a joke......."

Haha yeah I know it's a joke but if Mary was a virgin then so am I

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich


"Although why would being born to a virgin make anyone the son of god?"

Think I read a book about this once, said something about feeding people fish and putting your feet up on a Sunday x

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich


"Although why would being born to a virgin make anyone the son of god?

You are aware of the Virgin Mary right?

Also really do not take this seriously at all. It’s a joke.......

Haha yeah I know it's a joke but if Mary was a virgin then so am I "

But good luck with your journey to omnipotence

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By *ultry SuccubusTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"

I’ve explained this via text to her and requested as god that she worships me every night by getting on her knees.

"

Has she read the message?

I would love to see a god made to do the dishes

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich


"Although why would being born to a virgin make anyone the son of god?

Think I read a book about this once, said something about feeding people fish and putting your feet up on a Sunday x "

Yeah wasn't his Dad the local cuck?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ah Well this super accurate scientific funny theory just doesn’t work in that case.

You win some and lose some I suppose.

Unless I just didn't get the memo, they haven't actually moved Britain, which means we're still in Europe just not in the union!

But if you can attain God status out of it, despite the very incorrect technicalities, good luck to ya! "

I think the memo was missed by yourself. The original post could not have been any more stupid if I tried. I even warned people at the end, there are no technicalities involved with being part of Europe etc. It was a play on the use of words which the intention was to make someone giggle for a second.

Hope it made you smile, simple as that.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich

Not sure, but I know that his second cousin had a colourful coat that no one liked !!

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By *ony 2016Man
over a year ago

Huddersfield /derby cinemas

Unfortunately , I fear that at 11pm on January 31st as we left the EU , we were all fucked

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Although why would being born to a virgin make anyone the son of god?

Think I read a book about this once, said something about feeding people fish and putting your feet up on a Sunday x

Yeah wasn't his Dad the local cuck? "

Ha ha love it. Jesus is the result of mum and dad swinging.

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich


"Although why would being born to a virgin make anyone the son of god?

Think I read a book about this once, said something about feeding people fish and putting your feet up on a Sunday x

Yeah wasn't his Dad the local cuck?

Ha ha love it. Jesus is the result of mum and dad swinging. "

O GOSH, your going to hell in a hand cart no.

I can only assume it was soft swinging as she was still a virgin !! Do hair brush handles not count ?? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Although why would being born to a virgin make anyone the son of god?

Think I read a book about this once, said something about feeding people fish and putting your feet up on a Sunday x

Yeah wasn't his Dad the local cuck?

Ha ha love it. Jesus is the result of mum and dad swinging.

O GOSH, your going to hell in a hand cart no.

I can only assume it was soft swinging as she was still a virgin !! Do hair brush handles not count ?? X "

If the big one can’t take a joke he or she is not very godly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooo I'm a British virgin then, may need to sort out someone taking my virginity then

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By *hloevtTV/TS
over a year ago

norwich


"Ooo I'm a British virgin then, may need to sort out someone taking my virginity then "

Brace your self, your about to be flooded with offers !! You will need God on your side to cope with the influx xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ooo I'm a British virgin then, may need to sort out someone taking my virginity then

Brace your self, your about to be flooded with offers !! You will need God on your side to cope with the influx xx "

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By *AYENCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire


"ah Well this super accurate scientific funny theory just doesn’t work in that case.

You win some and lose some I suppose.

Unless I just didn't get the memo, they haven't actually moved Britain, which means we're still in Europe just not in the union!

But if you can attain God status out of it, despite the very incorrect technicalities, good luck to ya!

I think the memo was missed by yourself. The original post could not have been any more stupid if I tried. I even warned people at the end, there are no technicalities involved with being part of Europe etc. It was a play on the use of words which the intention was to make someone giggle for a second.

Hope it made you smile, simple as that. "

I didn't miss your humour but I think you missed mine, but I'll take full responsibility for that

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