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By *innerdate OP   Man
over a year ago

Leigh

I’ve just read the post on car keys, which prompted me to ask is there any truth in the Pampass Grass in the garden meaning swingers live in the house, and if so has anyone still got Pampass Grass? If they have can I have some small roots or cuttings to grow Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We have pampas grass in our garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Remember to look out for teapots on the top of narrow boats

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By *innerdate OP   Man
over a year ago

Leigh


"We have pampas grass in our garden "

Do you have the Pampass Grass to advertise your lifestyle or just because you like it?

I like the look of Pampass Grass so if you have any small off shoots going I’d love them to plant in my garden.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes, any garden with pampas grass is a clear indication of swingers living there and an open invitation to pop your knob through the letter box and knock on the door.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Swingers cars have a fish sign on the back.

If you drive right up behind them and flash your lights whilst beeping your horn they'll stop and give you a gobby wank.

A

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By *onynickiCouple
over a year ago

Bournemouth


"Swingers cars have a fish sign on the back.

If you drive right up behind them and flash your lights whilst beeping your horn they'll stop and give you a gobby wank.

A"

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By *accaandpearce99Couple
over a year ago

northampton


"Yes, any garden with pampas grass is a clear indication of swingers living there and an open invitation to pop your knob through the letter box and knock on the door. "

We’ve got pampas in our front garden.....a word of warning though! Don’t put your cock through the letter box. The dog will have it off

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By *rednwilma1Couple
over a year ago

york

Strange that... we have pampas grass in our front garden but it was here when we moved in !!!!!!

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Strange that... we have pampas grass in our front garden but it was here when we moved in !!!!!!"

Sticky carpets?

A

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By *innerdate OP   Man
over a year ago

Leigh

Sounds like Pampass Grass is not just an old wives tale then, but more like a hot wives tale

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