FabSwingers.com forum: Words that make.you go "no"

By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

What words do you not like the sound of?

Like maybe moist or cunt?

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By *entralscotscpl7Couple
over a year ago

Falkirk

"Professional"

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

""Professional""

Genuine

Honest

Sydney

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By *odramafunCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire/staffordshire

Amazing

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By *otwifeandcuckCouple
over a year ago

Blackpool

""Professional"

Genuine

Honest

Sydney"

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pungent

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Babe, hun, darling from total strangers

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Babe, hun, darling from total strangers"

Yet I'm a prick if the checkout lady calls me that and I don't lap it up...

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Babe, hun, darling from total strangers

Yet I'm a prick if the checkout lady calls me that and I don't lap it up..."

Come on you know how it works. Men just have to take it but not allowed to dish it out. Lol

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Pungent

Yes I agree with this one. But then it does convey the appropriate sentiment doesn't it. Something pungent IS objectionable.

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

Discretion

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

""Professional""

Oh damn. Will have to check my profile. I think it may be in mine. Lmao. Eek

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Discretion "

Well there's some blatant code. Yeah we've no time for "discreet" guys.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Hun/babe/sweetheart etc from total strangers

Minge

Spunk

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Hun/babe/sweetheart etc from total strangers

Minge

Spunk

Spunk?! Really? You prefer cum or something more clinical?

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Discretion

Well there's some blatant code. Yeah we've no time for "discreet" guys."

Might be code. Or may be, like many others, they don't want to be the idle gossip of their neighbourhood.

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Flesh.

It makes me feel sick.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Discretion

Well there's some blatant code. Yeah we've no time for "discreet" guys.

Might be code. Or may be, like many others, they don't want to be the idle gossip of their neighbourhood."

How would that ever matter? We leave their house after playing and spray paint "thanks for fucking us, you are great swingers!" on their garage door?

Some things don't need to be mentioned in the first place, and if it does there's almost always going to be a very bad reason for it.

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By *he Little Fuck MachineMan
over a year ago

Co.Antrim

“Minge” is possibly one of the most repulsive words ever, in my opinion. Just sounds so sweaty and unhygienic amongst other things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unwashed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Minge” is possibly one of the most repulsive words ever, in my opinion. Just sounds so sweaty and unhygienic amongst other things."

And fanny

Dear god no

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By *zreal_rdgMan
over a year ago

Reading

Mansplaining or manspreading urggghhh

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Gusset is a dreadful word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fanny, willy, and gusset lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bareback

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

Brexit

Taking Back Control

Tory

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"“Minge” is possibly one of the most repulsive words ever, in my opinion. Just sounds so sweaty and unhygienic amongst other things."

I agree. It sounds horrid and not sexy even in a filthy way

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Fanny, willy, and gusset lmao "

Now there's a dirty conversation on its own right there. Lol

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Brexit

Taking Back Control

Tory"

Ah yes. With you on that too.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Spunk?! Really? You prefer cum or something more clinical?"

Spunk is a term teenage boys used back in my school days. Cum is just fine.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

"“Minge” is possibly one of the most repulsive words ever, in my opinion. Just sounds so sweaty and unhygienic amongst other things.

And fanny

Dear god no"

Yep fanny is another one

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By *issmorganWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

I don't bite,unless asked and the word panties,yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word 'naughty' on a swinger site always sounds childish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have my wife's permission.

We always ask for written proof and a contact number just so she knows he is with a responsible adult.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Babe, hun, darling from total strangers"

OK hun

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By *ariahCouple
over a year ago

Whitchurch

"Brexit

Taking Back Control

Tory"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word C U N T ... I can't even type it.. I find it really offensive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discreet. 99% of the time this means they are playing away and cheating.

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By *eovilcouple76Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Fuck hole, vulgar, really don’t Like it,,

Mrs s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bitch!

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Boipussy, pussyass and girlyclit!

What the fuck does that even mean?

Crossdresser terms that make no sense what so ever.

It's your butthole or your penis for gods sake

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"The word C U N T ... I can't even type it.. I find it really offensive

Yup. Many hate it (though you're surely one of very few men who do).

I'm afraid I'm quite partial to it in the throes of passion. Really gets me going even more. I think it may be the very reason that you find it offensive - the taboo factor.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Babe, hun, darling from total strangers

OK hun

Lol

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Have my wife's permission.

We always ask for written proof and a contact number just so she knows he is with a responsible adult."

PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panties - I hate that word

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I don't bite,unless asked and the word panties,yuck "

Oh absolutely on the "I don't bite unless asked". How drole.

On the panties, what do you prefer? Knickers?

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Bareback"

Yes! But I find the notion of bareback more offensive than the sound of the word.

Is that what you mean too?

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By *urygent1Man
over a year ago

North West

"What words do you not like the sound of?

Like maybe moist or cunt?"
I'm open minded but HATE the word cunt.....

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"The word 'naughty' on a swinger site always sounds childish."

I know right?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dominant. Instant delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't bite,unless asked and the word panties,yuck

Oh absolutely on the "I don't bite unless asked". How drole.

On the panties, what do you prefer? Knickers?"

Underwear is fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Creampie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gash, when used to refer to female anatomy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything written in text speak!

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

"The word 'naughty' on a swinger site always sounds childish.

I know right?!"

Agree. Also people who write "hee, hee" or similar in messages.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Gash, when used to refer to female anatomy."

Wow. Havent heard that one since my late teens.

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By *appy69coupleCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

oddly we love a good fuck, or a nice cunt, but we hate the words "bull" and Mr big. just no need.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

I once met a guy for a social and things were going great until the conversation took a sexual turn and he constantly referred to sex as "yumyum".

Nope.

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Dredging!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nawty

Really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun

Clunge

Likkle/hospikal etc...more said that written

Boobies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youse

As in 'How's youse?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once met a guy for a social and things were going great until the conversation took a sexual turn and he constantly referred to sex as "yumyum".

Nope."

I really like this..... 'fancy some yumyum?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pal - I’ve always thought that word

Is a tad aggressive.

You okay hun? grinds my gears also

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Dredging!"

Goes to Google to look it up

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By *aughty_builder87Man
over a year ago

Keston

Jeremy Corbyn

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Dredging!

Goes to Google to look it up

Is instantly relieved to find that it's not a weird sex euphemism.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I once met a guy for a social and things were going great until the conversation took a sexual turn and he constantly referred to sex as "yumyum".

Nope.

I really like this..... 'fancy some yumyum?'

Oh it was just awful. When was the last time you had yumyum? You could come back to mine for some yumyum. I'd love to meet again for yumyum.

I'm not a subtle person by nature and I flat out told him it was turning my stomach each time he said it.

Weeks later he texted me: getting any yumyum?

Fucksake.

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By *ornyhappyCouple
over a year ago

perth

Minge, fanny, flaps, clunge

Moist

Phlegm

Pustule

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Dredging!

Goes to Google to look it up

Is instantly relieved to find that it's not a weird sex euphemism.

Erm... maybe Google it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once met a guy for a social and things were going great until the conversation took a sexual turn and he constantly referred to sex as "yumyum".

Nope.

I really like this..... 'fancy some yumyum?'

Oh it was just awful. When was the last time you had yumyum? You could come back to mine for some yumyum. I'd love to meet again for yumyum.

I'm not a subtle person by nature and I flat out told him it was turning my stomach each time he said it.

Weeks later he texted me: getting any yumyum?

Fucksake."

This has made my night

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

"Dredging!

Goes to Google to look it up

Is instantly relieved to find that it's not a weird sex euphemism.

Erm... maybe Google it again."

Scared now! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once met a guy for a social and things were going great until the conversation took a sexual turn and he constantly referred to sex as "yumyum".

Nope.

I really like this..... 'fancy some yumyum?'

Oh it was just awful. When was the last time you had yumyum? You could come back to mine for some yumyum. I'd love to meet again for yumyum.

I'm not a subtle person by nature and I flat out told him it was turning my stomach each time he said it.

Weeks later he texted me: getting any yumyum?

Fucksake."

Yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I accidentally get the wrong hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bull

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By *uesdaysfundayCouple
over a year ago

Sandbach

"Dredging!

Goes to Google to look it up

Is instantly relieved to find that it's not a weird sex euphemism.

Erm... maybe Google it again."

Now I am curious, it is something you do to a silted up river or canal isn't it?

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By *chilles and RavenCouple
over a year ago

Guernsey

"Have my wife's permission.

We always ask for written proof and a contact number just so she knows he is with a responsible adult."

Ohhh i have to say i am going to have to borrow this one.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Princess

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By *aughty Lovers 69Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

I cannot stand the words

Cunt

Minge

Fanny

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Hun, babe, etc said by someone in an opening message

I don't mind it once I actually know someone and they use it as a term of endearment.

I gave one of the students a right bollocking when I had raging PMT and he called me 'love'.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Usually wait for the lady to use a term of endearment first.

Don't like the word cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sugar daddy

Don't know who is most annoying ,those who say they need one or those daft enough to be one!

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

evertonian.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discretion/ discreet

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By *rs RavensongWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham, Gloucestershire

"Babe, hun, darling from total strangers"

This! Instant 'no chance'!

V x

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

Plinth & theodolite

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

Babe and cute literally give me fanny freeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice...it's usually inaccurate

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

"What words do you not like the sound of?

Like maybe moist or cunt?"

“ C U next Tuesday “. Definitely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Panties, titties, daddy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What words do you not like the sound of?

Like maybe moist or cunt?"

"I'm a grower, not a show'er" what s it like? Pinocchio s f'n nose? Every time you lie about how big it is, it gets bigger?

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

"Nice...it's usually inaccurate "

Nice is a " get back in the friend zone" word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Daddy is the worst by miles. Creepy as hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"evertonian.

Koppite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Daddy is the worst by miles. Creepy as hell "

The spanking scene was becoming rotten with that crap and I really, REALLY don't miss it.

Female used to mean woman. Really?

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I once met a guy for a social and things were going great until the conversation took a sexual turn and he constantly referred to sex as "yumyum".

Nope.

I really like this..... 'fancy some yumyum?'

Oh it was just awful. When was the last time you had yumyum? You could come back to mine for some yumyum. I'd love to meet again for yumyum.

I'm not a subtle person by nature and I flat out told him it was turning my stomach each time he said it.

Weeks later he texted me: getting any yumyum?

Fucksake."

Disturbingly, yumyums are those long doughnut thingies in Sainsburys...

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Daddy is the worst by miles. Creepy as hell "

Very creepy

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Sugar daddy

Don't know who is most annoying ,those who say they need one or those daft enough to be one!

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Daddy is the worst by miles. Creepy as hell

Very creepy"

Oh come on, it's not about that. Each to their own, I never kink shame as long as it's legal

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"I once met a guy for a social and things were going great until the conversation took a sexual turn and he constantly referred to sex as "yumyum".

Nope.

I really like this..... 'fancy some yumyum?'

Oh it was just awful. When was the last time you had yumyum? You could come back to mine for some yumyum. I'd love to meet again for yumyum.

I'm not a subtle person by nature and I flat out told him it was turning my stomach each time he said it.

Weeks later he texted me: getting any yumyum?

Fucksake.

Disturbingly, yumyums are those long doughnut thingies in Sainsburys..."

I fancy those more than I fancied him!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When someone calls you a g

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

"evertonian.

Koppite

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

I hate it when somebody says yous or use instead of you. Instant block

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could of instead of could've or could have. Hate it. Oh and the whole their, there, they're thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

entitled and mysoginist

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

Oooooooow from the just eat advert

“ hit the remote “, QuickTime.

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By *ihimbiherCouple
over a year ago

lightwater

Pong!

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By *ovegames42Man
over a year ago

london

Arksed instead is asked

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

""Professional"

Oh damn. Will have to check my profile. I think it may be in mine. Lmao. Eek"

A nicer way of saying no Chavs

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

The Masked Singer is next here on......NO

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By *each honeyWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

"Lol"

On the end of every sentence or response. Irritating!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy cummer. Brings up images of cum like wallpaper paste. Gross

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

EPIC !.!.!.!.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Yous, lush , babes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Slag!

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By *herealdavidjonesMan
over a year ago

Bedfordshire

We had a female friend that would say cunt all the time loudly where we were in pubs. It does bother me, but it did the oldies near us!!

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Being called 'babe'. Makes me roll my eyes at the person straight away.

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By *ntrepid ExplorersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Yous, lush , babes

We've had a speight of messages says "yous", but spelt "use" as if it wasn't already bad enough!

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Slag! "

Ooh tbat's another I haven't heard since high school

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Yous, lush , babes

We've had a speight of messages says "yous", but spelt "use" as if it wasn't already bad enough! "

Haha. That is brilliant. Annoying AND illiterate.....but......were they hot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

can i borrow money or will you lend me money or I'll meet you if you pay for accom and a meal at four seasons or i want kobe steak can you adam and eve it

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

Bareback

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"can i borrow money or will you lend me money or I'll meet you if you pay for accom and a meal at four seasons or i want kobe steak can you adam and eve it

Uh....really?! That happens? (I know about the accommodation but the rest of it...)

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Bareback"

Oh don't get me started. I did a forum thread on that and I got lynched for being "judgemental".

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over a year ago

"can i borrow money or will you lend me money or I'll meet you if you pay for accom and a meal at four seasons or i want kobe steak can you adam and eve it

Uh....really?! That happens? (I know about the accommodation but the rest of it...)"
oh course....... the braisen hussies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

TAX... VAT...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

clunge, vegimite, marmite, parking warden, you are under arrest, you need to go to dentist and youve won the jackpot on lotto

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By *uesdaysfundayCouple
over a year ago

Sandbach

It's not just daddy. I have been asked to be someone's mummy. Erm no thanks. I have that out of the bedroom, inside the bedroom I want to forget all about all the mummy jobs I need to do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Should of.

Instant no from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yous, init, bruv

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's not just daddy. I have been asked to be someone's mummy. Erm no thanks. I have that out of the bedroom, inside the bedroom I want to forget all about all the mummy jobs I need to do lol"

Oh Jesus, instant spew

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By *ain n MableWoman
over a year ago

Milton Keynes

MOIST.

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By *ara HenessyCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Pissflaps

Stiffy

Bellend

Tory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hun

Darling

Awesome

Im sure there's many more but I'll need to try and rem_mber them

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By *iamond coupleCouple
over a year ago

leeds

"Bareback

Oh don't get me started. I did a forum thread on that and I got lynched for being "judgemental"."
just our preference as in fat thin old young bald hairy etc etc etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

aye oop cobber...... omg boils my blood especially if its a welshman saying it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Titties. Boobies. Minky.

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By *ewshyTV/TS
over a year ago

falkirk

Coronavirus

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Coronavirus "
I'm with you on that

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By *winfrozrMan
over a year ago

Carnoustie

Felching

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Impotence

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vegan

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

"It's not just daddy. I have been asked to be someone's mummy. Erm no thanks. I have that out of the bedroom, inside the bedroom I want to forget all about all the mummy jobs I need to do lol

Oh Jesus, instant spew

I've had those kind of messages, and guys wanting to be breastfed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I use your loo?, I need a tinkle

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Panties.

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"Panties. "

I hate that word unless used by an American

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By *BWandhusbandCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

"Panties.

I hate that word unless used by an American"

And that's only barely tolerable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Penis

Sounds like the most unsexy things to say..

"would you like to suck my penis"

"May I penetrate you with this penis"

Just doesn't seem right.

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By *ucyfur77Woman
over a year ago

Pleasuretown

Nawty

Panties

Slut

Discrete

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By *ed wineMan
over a year ago

Where the streets have no name

"Ur hot m8"

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By *aughty island coupleCouple
over a year ago

Portland dorset

We hate people who say "cool"

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By *urvyandCurious999Woman
over a year ago

Hiding from twats

Nawty

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Looks like naughty/nawty/norty wins by a mile closely followed by Brexit and panties. Lol

But I still don't get what we're supposed to use instead of panites?

(And don't say go commando, lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Looks like naughty/nawty/norty wins by a mile closely followed by Brexit and panties. Lol

But I still don't get what we're supposed to use instead of panites?

(And don't say go commando, lol)"

Knickers? Undies? Pants? Pussywarmers?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"unbelievable"

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

Boobs.

What a childish word lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Conservatives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Labour

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

Politics

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Boobs.

What a childish word lol."

Not as childish as boobies though. Lol

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

Now come on, how often has Tories, labour or politics ever appeared in a profile or a message?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just saw one and thought best put the opposite side up in the interest of fairness.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I just saw one and thought best put the opposite side up in the interest of fairness. "

Hmmm...so if I put Cock, would you put your pussy up?

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By * Sophie xTV/TS
over a year ago

Derby

"I just saw one and thought best put the opposite side up in the interest of fairness.

Hmmm...so if I put Cock, would you put your pussy up?

Be careful what you wish for as they may match a cock with a hen pic instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just saw one and thought best put the opposite side up in the interest of fairness.

Hmmm...so if I put Cock, would you put your pussy up?

No because I’m not trash.

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By *ttached_monkeyMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Could 'of'

Would 'of'

Should 'of'

Im not that picky on grammar but ffs I hate that!

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I just saw one and thought best put the opposite side up in the interest of fairness.

Hmmm...so if I put Cock, would you put your pussy up?

No because I’m not trash. "

Awww. Don't be like that. I was only being cheeky.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I just saw one and thought best put the opposite side up in the interest of fairness.

Hmmm...so if I put Cock, would you put your pussy up?

Be careful what you wish for as they may match a cock with a hen pic instead

There you go. You got my joke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beef curtains just puts me off my Sunday dinner. And putting mustard on my beef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stud

Horny

Cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

vegimite

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Discharge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

are you paying

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