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By *otterandharlot OP   Couple
over a year ago

Harlow

Now we're never going to stop people uploading cock pics [nor should we I say, so there!] but how about we force guys under pain of blue balls to only pic cocks with something for comparison? A can of hotdogs or a peperami or something. Hey we could find a specific product like Coke and get the site sponsored with it

Plus we can see what they are really packing rather than a picture taken so ridiculously close its out of focus. Sound familiar?

What do people think? What brand do you think could sponsor?

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By *needcocks2Woman
over a year ago

Cardiff

Well, the objects of choice so far are remote controls, which makes me laugh a lot. I mean aren't remote controls all different sizes? I did see a pic with a guy comparing himself (very favourably I may add) to a bottle of wine. I'm going for a wine bottle. Bordeaux shaped though, rather than Burgundy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

saw one pic with his cock laying on his laptop .... but you could tell it was a notebook lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw one guy with his next to a can of pringles and it wasnt the small lunchbox can ......... only thing is i cant find his profile again grrrrrrrrr xx

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

can we have the same system for the ladies

maybe start at a polo and end up with a bucket just joking but fairs fair

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By *partan_dMan
over a year ago

????


"can we have the same system for the ladies

maybe start at a polo and end up with a bucket just joking but fairs fair"

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By *nebig1ivorMan
over a year ago

Reading

+1


"can we have the same system for the ladies

maybe start at a polo and end up with a bucket just joking but fairs fair"

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By *obletonMan
over a year ago

A Home Among The Woodland Creatures

on an only slightly tangental subject, does anyone know where I can buy one of those keyring sized Sky remotes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

went out with a lady who said her fanny was like a polo...i thought she meant the mint...she meant the hatchback

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A can is 3.5 inches long...so next time you see a cock pic with a can next to it and he's telling you its 14 inches, tell him hes talking shit lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Now we're never going to stop people uploading cock pics [nor should we I say, so there!] but how about we force guys under pain of blue balls to only pic cocks with something for comparison? A can of hotdogs or a peperami or something. Hey we could find a specific product like Coke and get the site sponsored with it

Plus we can see what they are really packing rather than a picture taken so ridiculously close its out of focus. Sound familiar?

What do people think? What brand do you think could sponsor? "

Vasectomised penises now proudly sponsored by Diet Cock!

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"went out with a lady who said her fanny was like a polo...i thought she meant the mint...she meant the hatchback"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously - no really....I thought this was a swinging site, not a compare the market site. Sure, some ladies enjoy a huge dong (sadly not that way endowed but hey, I don't care), but is this a site about enjoying a lifestyle choice, or a site about ladies getting huge cocks only?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im jolly happy with my willy ,,

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By *nebig1ivorMan
over a year ago

Reading

And i suppose none of the women on here take photos while breathing in and pushing their breasts out, lol!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Im jolly happy with my willy ,,

"

You really do, don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"And i suppose none of the women on here take photos while breathing in and pushing their breasts out, lol!!!"

That is one freaky avatar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im jolly happy with my willy ,,

You really do, don't you?"

lol yes its a happy willy

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By *nebig1ivorMan
over a year ago

Reading

Ha ha, found an app called darth maul me.


"And i suppose none of the women on here take photos while breathing in and pushing their breasts out, lol!!!

That is one freaky avatar "

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago


"Ha ha, found an app called darth maul me.

And i suppose none of the women on here take photos while breathing in and pushing their breasts out, lol!!!

That is one freaky avatar "

It worked!

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By *otterandharlot OP   Couple
over a year ago

Harlow

The point, other than finding a way to raise a few bob to pay the bills, was to highlight the fact that cockpics are pretty much pointless. But that a standard object for comparison would give them some validity.

Personally I'm happy with average, more you can do with it than a silly big one. But without a can of for context how do I know if I'm walking into a fanny wrecker or if I'm safe?

I guess it's paranoia that someone would be asking for proof in the search for a biggun. I'm just thinking that if a guy is going to be as unimaginative as to aim down, snap and upload, that he give it a point [the picture you don't have to get out a pencil sharpener].

Why would a guy want to be elusive if he was being honest? It's not like I hide my 36H's.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What about a Fabswingers branded ruler! Lol original I know!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"can we have the same system for the ladies

maybe start at a polo and end up with a bucket just joking but fairs fair"

Oi! Leave me out of this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I see a nice little business opportunity here but what standard unit of measurement should be applied, Imperial measurements or metric? Maybe even create a panel of judges comprised of 12 good women to which any prospective male candidate on fab must submit an authorised photo for adjudication!

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By *usty boobsWoman
over a year ago

studley

i am not too worried about cock size once its above average. but what really irate is when men try and give you a six for a nine. i have a strict rule about little dicks i dont like them, so my advice is cam the person first if he holds his cock in the palm of his hand and the bellend does not show well you know you need to move on. or simply measure him when he gets there, tell the guy you measure before you start having intercourse normally the liars will move on...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

....if he holds it in five but only pee's through three ..... pass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well dont let Subway sponsor. The last 12" I had from there was 10 and a quarter. And yes I did measure it and no I dont get out much

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By *otterandharlot OP   Couple
over a year ago

Harlow

Definately not Subway always want to put cheese on top!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well dont let Subway sponsor. The last 12" I had from there was 10 and a quarter. And yes I did measure it and no I dont get out much "

So as an expert- what's the rule regarding measuring?

Obviously in guessing stop at the end - but where do you start - above or below? I've been on meets where couples have invited guys over who've claimed to be 'double digits' - only to find they must have been referring to cm rather than inches!

Seems there's little point taking notice of numbers on profiles, and amusing as the 'comparison' shots are sometimes I guess at least it gives the reader a more realistic idea of what's there!

Should be a prize for the most creative, verifiable 'scale' item used! Or as a previous poster mentioned - a willing volunteer or two who own a tape measure and are willing to act as a 'certified FAB pleasure measurer'

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By *otterandharlot OP   Couple
over a year ago

Harlow

I'm thinking a peperami would be best it's a fun product and it's basically a pork sword. The logos write themselves!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm thinking a peperami would be best it's a fun product and it's basically a pork sword. The logos write themselves!"

Not a bad idea but they do those for lunchboxes for kids aswell xx

Met a guy before and as he stood there he said "say hello to my little friend" My god he had to actually pull it out of his jogging bottoms i had 2 hands around it without touching the base and still had enough to suck on xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"can we have the same system for the ladies

maybe start at a polo and end up with a bucket just joking but fairs fair"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what's the rule regarding measuring?

Obviously in guessing stop at the end - but where do you start - above or below?"
On top is the norm although some men must measure from their arsehole.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most women i've met prefer width to length. Luckily.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yep and its not the size its what you do with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"yep and its not the size its what you do with it "

Pringles can methinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol once yuo pop you cant stop lolol or so i believe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh without a doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol mmm what a yummy thought to start the day with ,haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very yummy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol im all smiley here now ,,, bring onthe fun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol im all smiley here now ,,, bring onthe fun lol "

Yep a cock compliment and you now live in a city. Happy days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hehe ohh no im in the country side happy in nature lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasnt St Asaph just been given city status ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes but not untill the queens birthday lol , and boy the town is small , you could fit most of the town in the Cathedral lol

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