FabSwingers.com forum: 'I can make you squirt' - turn off? A question for the ladies

By *penmindedfun2019 OP Couple
over a year ago

bolton

I'm the female half and I dont squirt. I hate it when men say 'i can make you squirt'. I find it arrogant and assumptive and basically they want me to squirt for them..not for my pleasure. I always want to reply back 'I'd rather you make me orgasm'.

I'm wondering if women who do squirt find it equally off putting and annoying when men say it?

This is absolutely not squirting bashing..its men asking that question bashing!

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By *razytimesinloveCouple
over a year ago

SW Scotland

It’s very off putting !

Blokes saying this get an instant block from us

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

Ain't ever gonna happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree OP, it's off putting. I can squirt but I've only ever done it by myself or with my husband. It's presumptuous of them to this they could even make it happen.

But squirting and an orgasm don't go hand in hand for me, and I know which I'd rather have

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By *ornytoad1362Couple
over a year ago

St. Austell

yes we would have to agree with you i think j would find that off putting too

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"I'm the female half and I dont squirt. I hate it when men say 'i can make you squirt'. I find it arrogant and assumptive and basically they want me to squirt for them..not for my pleasure. I always want to reply back 'I'd rather you make me orgasm'.

I'm wondering if women who do squirt find it equally off putting and annoying when men say it?

This is absolutely not squirting bashing..its men asking that question bashing! "
I hate it. And it can be something that will make me decide not to even talk to them further x

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By *penmindedfun2019 OP Couple
over a year ago

bolton

Yes me too. Instant delete and a turn off on a meet.

Lots of men seem to be unable to comprehend that a woman squirting is not the same feeling as a men spunking!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wondering if women who do squirt find it equally off putting and annoying when men say it?

This is absolutely not squirting bashing..its men asking that question bashing! "

Sooooooo annoying !

I usually reply with you can’t and won’t because you’ll never get the chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes me dry when guys say it

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I'm wondering if women who do squirt find it equally off putting and annoying when men say it?

This is absolutely not squirting bashing..its men asking that question bashing! "

Don’t worry, just piss on them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I agree OP, it's off putting. I can squirt but I've only ever done it by myself or with my husband. It's presumptuous of them to this they could even make it happen.

But squirting and an orgasm don't go hand in hand for me, and I know which I'd rather have

Totally agree with this x

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By *ed LipstickWoman
over a year ago

Fucksville

Yes I can be made to squirt but personally don't like the feeling and I do tell ppl in advance. Still I've had men try to make me like it's a necessity for them. I'd much rather have a nice sensational multiple orgasm thank you kindly

or a hot vimto x

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By *penmindedfun2019 OP Couple
over a year ago

bolton

Ha ha yep...a hot vimto!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now to "I can make you squirt" message I reply "I can make you sing falsetto".

Usually don't hear back.

Mrs

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I don’t squirt , have no desire to and really don’t want a finger blasting that makes me so sore I can’t have the pounding from the nice hard cock lol

Plus my bed cost a fortune and I’m dammed if I’m spoiling it haha

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Are you a water pistol?

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By *rAandLadyJCouple
over a year ago

west yorshire

I'm wondering if women who do squirt find it equally off putting and annoying when men say it?

This is absolutely not squirting bashing..its men asking that question bashing! "

I agree I hate it when asked. I’m going to start using your answer though I love it!

J x

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

Being asked or told this is one of my pet hates.

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

I’m unsure what response they expect to receive when the ask questions like this

do they actually really think it’s going to even slightly intrigue you or make them stand out in a refreshing way ??

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By *ants cockWoman
over a year ago

lincoln

I'm wondering if women who do squirt find it equally off putting and annoying when men say it?

This is absolutely not squirting bashing..its men asking that question bashing! "

It’s very off putting as they don’t make me squirt. My buddy did However make me squirt twice an kept it quiet he could do so. Difference between men and boys

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

It's a massive turn OFF.

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By *penmindedfun2019 OP Couple
over a year ago

bolton

It’s very off putting as they don’t make me squirt. My buddy did However make me squirt twice an kept it quiet he could do so. Difference between men and boys

This totally...quiet confidence!

A lion doesnt need to tell you it's a lion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never had any one say they can of those Ive met, and I most likely wouldnt have met them had they done so.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Agreed entirely, OP. Turn off, block.

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By *uxom redCouple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Turn off for me,

We were in a club in a group situation the other ladies did squirt I don't so the men 4 of them made it a mission to make me squirt all that happened was I got sore and bored!

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

Hate it with a vengeance. Am going to start using some of the replies on here tho. They're priceless.

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By *uietlykinkymeWoman
over a year ago

kinky land

It's a thank but no thanks from me, and if it's on a profile it would deter me from getting in touch

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By *iss ScherzzoWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Anyone assuming they can make me cum or squirt annoys me. Both are a big challenge and it’s highly unlikely many of them can ha

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Oh those who say they'll definitely make me cum. It's not something I struggle with, so... It's cute.

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By *iss ScherzzoWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I agree OP, it's off putting. I can squirt but I've only ever done it by myself or with my husband. It's presumptuous of them to this they could even make it happen.

But squirting and an orgasm don't go hand in hand for me, and I know which I'd rather have

This! I’ve never orgasmed while squirting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t squirt , have no desire to and really don’t want a finger blasting that makes me so sore I can’t have the pounding from the nice hard cock lol

Plus my bed cost a fortune and I’m dammed if I’m spoiling it haha

That is what the 100% waterproof mattress protectors are for!

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By *ampshirehotwifeWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire

"Anyone assuming they can make me cum or squirt annoys me. Both are a big challenge and it’s highly unlikely many of them can ha "

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I don’t squirt , have no desire to and really don’t want a finger blasting that makes me so sore I can’t have the pounding from the nice hard cock lol

Plus my bed cost a fortune and I’m dammed if I’m spoiling it haha

That is what the 100% waterproof mattress protectors are for!"

Lol no thanks post coital is about snuggling up not slipping around on wet sheets over a rubber protector

Water sports for me are reserved for the wet room

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Turn off. I don't want to be under pressure to perform like some circus animal.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Turn off. I don't want to be under pressure to perform like some circus animal."

God yes. I'm not putting on a damn show to boost your ego.

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By *ogNMuseCouple
over a year ago

Surrey

"I don’t squirt , have no desire to and really don’t want a finger blasting that makes me so sore I can’t have the pounding from the nice hard cock lol

Plus my bed cost a fortune and I’m dammed if I’m spoiling it haha

This!

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

"Turn off. I don't want to be under pressure to perform like some circus animal.

God yes. I'm not putting on a damn show to boost your ego."

I'll be honest, as soon as someone utters the line 'cum for me' then I can guarantee that's it's probably never going to happen. Which puts me in a grumpy mood.

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By *lirtwithmeWoman
over a year ago

nottingham

It’s very impersonal I find. I haven’t ever squirted and don’t care if it ever happens or not. But I think I object to a guy assuming he has co from over whether that happens or not, surely they appreciate that it has something to do with what I want?

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By *eonnieCouple
over a year ago

Worsley

Not necessarily a turn off, but find it a bit stressful, like I would be expected to "perform" in a way..

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Any presumptuousness from a male on here is such a turn off I just hit the block button!

Some of the messages I have received of late, leave a lot to be desired

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By *oinus1961Couple
over a year ago

Huntingdon

I've squirted rarely but that was with the person who has my absolute trust. I find that sort of assumption both arrogant and impersonal.

I want to say something like "love, just cos Karenkekksoff from PoF pissed herself when you fingered her after 9 bottles of lambrusco doesnt mean you're a fucking love god"

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By *iss ScherzzoWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I've squirted rarely but that was with the person who has my absolute trust. I find that sort of assumption both arrogant and impersonal.

I want to say something like "love, just cos Karenkekksoff from PoF pissed herself when you fingered her after 9 bottles of lambrusco doesnt mean you're a fucking love god""

Hahah howling

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By *dquestCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

Turn off... blah!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

"I've squirted rarely but that was with the person who has my absolute trust. I find that sort of assumption both arrogant and impersonal.

I want to say something like "love, just cos Karenkekksoff from PoF pissed herself when you fingered her after 9 bottles of lambrusco doesnt mean you're a fucking love god""

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By *reedy_for_funCouple
over a year ago

My House

I've squirted 3 times, all by accident and not on purpose by the man. I hate the sensation of a guy trying his hardest to make me squirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's very arrogant to assume it'll happen. I haven't been able to do it on demand. So he would have to really hit the spot to make it happen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've squirted rarely but that was with the person who has my absolute trust. I find that sort of assumption both arrogant and impersonal.

I want to say something like "love, just cos Karenkekksoff from PoF pissed herself when you fingered her after 9 bottles of lambrusco doesnt mean you're a fucking love god""

Hahahaha this is gold

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

I'm wondering if women who do squirt find it equally off putting and annoying when men say it?

This is absolutely not squirting bashing..its men asking that question bashing! "

I like your response, though I'm equally put off by guys who say they'll make me orgasm like I never have before.

Really? And you know this...how?

First messages, in my opinion, are an indication of how a guy sees me. I'm not there for HIS enjoyment, I'm here for MINE. We get there together, or not at all--mutual fun, mutual agreement. If it doesn't start out as a mutual thing, it ain't going NOWHERE.

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

The trouble is for *some* men it's become a badge of honour that they have been able to "make" someone do what they have probably only seen in porn before and make it their mission to achieve it or feel somehow inadequate if they don't.

Same as those guys that feel they have somehow failed if a lady doesn't orgasm, or that they weren't able to bang away all night staying rock hard and not cumming the entire time.

What they fail to realise is that sex is an activity that is supposed to be mutually enjoyable by two (or more) people where you collectively find what works for all concerned not just for the benefit of one.

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By *hamCouple30Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Makes me dry when guys say it"

Ha that's a good one x

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By *iss ScherzzoWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The trouble is for *some* men it's become a badge of honour that they have been able to "make" someone do what they have probably only seen in porn before and make it their mission to achieve it or feel somehow inadequate if they don't.

Same as those guys that feel they have somehow failed if a lady doesn't orgasm, or that they weren't able to bang away all night staying rock hard and not cumming the entire time.

This!! Preach!! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wondering if women who do squirt find it equally off putting and annoying when men say it?

This is absolutely not squirting bashing..its men asking that question bashing! "

I think it is a stupid male ego thing.

They think by saying "I can make you squirt" you may think they are some kind of sex God.

Idiots.

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

Incredibly off-putting, I don’t (apart from two very random occasions) and feel a tad inadequate as a result. Also, some deluded bloke ramming his fingers away like a relentless jackhammer can dry me up quicker than you can say Sahara. I’d rather someone thought they could make me orgasm, but that is apparently way down the list for Generation Porn sadly.

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By *aughty Lovers 69Man
over a year ago

Wallasey

Yes it's definitely off putting for me, as you say OP it's arrogant and annoying......

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

a complete turn off. anyone making it their mission to make me squirt/ cum is an instant block. also seem to think that squirting is a woman cumming - chaps, it isn't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few have claimed to be able to but only hubby ever has. The line between ignorance and arrogance is a fine one. Many step over it

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By *acky RacersCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"I've squirted rarely but that was with the person who has my absolute trust. I find that sort of assumption both arrogant and impersonal.

I want to say something like "love, just cos Karenkekksoff from PoF pissed herself when you fingered her after 9 bottles of lambrusco doesnt mean you're a fucking love god""

I fucking love this...

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By *ndulge101Couple
over a year ago

Village life in West Yorks

Not with my jeans on you bloody won’t

Exit stage left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squirting shouldn't be seen as a gold badge - yes it's a 'knack' and personally I'm a squirter and can orgasm so hard ( and multiple ) my back arches up off the bed. But it's a dynamic. My partner can do this to me with very little effort because there's no need to turn someone inside out to do it ! He doesn't brag about it and when we swing we don't mention it ( although I've been known to whisper in the ladies ear asking would they like to squirt because if they don't like it then we won't try OF COURSE )

My pet hate is "I can fuck for hours" because I'm thinking yep so can I but for some guys it can mean they've wanked so much and watched extreme porn so much that orgasms have almost been eradicated. Theres a difference in being great in bed and a performance. Being great in bed is being attuned, not some performing monkey.

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By *ood girl2010Couple
over a year ago

crewe

I'm wondering if women who do squirt find it equally off putting and annoying when men say it?

This is absolutely not squirting bashing..its men asking that question bashing! "

im a true squirter I squirt most times the off putting part is when its rushed I hate it. but when I squirt it makes me feel so sos godd

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over a year ago

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By *adMerWoman
over a year ago

Sandwich

There really are some witty ladies on fab!

It’s nice to know I am not alone in being completely turned off by being told this. I have only recently discovered that I can squirt, but a lot of men that reckon they can get you to do so go about it in completely the wrong way. I guess they are the same guys that hit something with a hammer when it doesn’t work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reading this thread has enlightened me some what I happen to live it when a woman squirts or gushes and always thought they also liked it and liked the idea of a guy that can make them do it and I myself has said to women I'd like to make them squirt I now hang my head in shame and offer my apologies to any ladies I may have offended no longer will I ask these questions of women. Tha is ladies for putting me straight we live and learn x

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By *horehouseprincessWoman
over a year ago

small town near Munich

instant turn off. while i do squirt and enjoy it the pressure that comes with "i can make you" is so off putting it wont happen.

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By *entlecaressMan
over a year ago

Wakefield/ Beverley

Having a one aspect goal like squirting is really off-putting, but a newish thing to sexual play awards. I much prefer to have pleasure for all as the goal however it's achieved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugh I hear ya OP. And then they make me feel like a failure for not squirting. Erm ok hun

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By *isstinseltoesWoman
over a year ago

Calderdale innit

Total turn off

Seems like its more about pleasing them than it would be me .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have only recently found out that I can squirt with the help of my new very best friend, G Spot Vibe, at least its guaranteed and I dont feel under any pressure to perform xx

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By *heHookyMonsterMan
over a year ago

Coventry

For me it's a nice affirmation that I'm doing something pleasurable for the woman I'm with. That being said it shouldn't be taken as one if a number of boxes to tick, but something that just happens (or doesn't) as a consequence of pleasure. Trying to force it or see it as a badge of honour is just plain wrong. It implies going through the motions and treating a woman as if she's just a fuck. Might sound odd to some, but any intimacy should be treated as sacred in that moment and any woman treated as a person, an individual, something to be treasured if you will. Don't put pressure on to make it happen fellas.

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By *DreamOfGenieWoman
over a year ago

London

Eurgh. One sure fire way to switch off the sexy immediately.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dont squirt and have no desire to and it's a HUGE turn off when guys message me that because as someone said it seems to be for there pleasure not the woman's

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

sheffield

I ain’t no expert and I certainly ain’t a woman. But whoever says anything like that has been watching too much porn.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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Massive turn off

Same as telling me he's going to make me cum/orgasm over and over; I struggle to cum with another person because I always get stuck in my head...Classic response to that is usually 'you just haven't been with me yet...'

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"Now to "I can make you squirt" message I reply "I can make you sing falsetto".

Usually don't hear back.

Mrs"

Ha ha ha classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agree with OP x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It just shows the sender hasn't a clue and I delete and move on as I don't need inept people.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I ain’t no expert and I certainly ain’t a woman. But whoever says anything like that has been watching too much porn. "

Yup

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Massive turn off

"And I'm not going to be, you arrogant twat."

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By *heHookyMonsterMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Massive turn off

"And I'm not going to be, you arrogant twat.""

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By *acky RacersCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

It's.....piss....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's.....piss...."

No kidding! You will be telling us the sky is blue and grass is green.

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By *aughtywifeandhimCouple
over a year ago

bedford

Can answer this one for my wife, a few guys have made her squirt but she prefers just the sex and guy cumming

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By *uesdaysfundayCouple
over a year ago

Sandbach

I have in the past but I just don't like it. I spent a lot of time toning up these muscles after I had my daughter to control my bladder. to have the feeling of the loss of that control at the point of orgasim is not pleasant for me.

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By *inkyduokentCouple
over a year ago

Swanley

Some comedy gold responses here

On the slightly more grim side

Squirting — the gushing fluid often seen in adult films — appears to be more common than ejaculation. The fluid that's released during squirting is essentially watered-down urine, sometimes with a bit of ejaculate in it. It comes from the bladder and exits via the urethra, the same as when you pee

Yummy x

Guys who want to finger Nicole are for their own ego get ignored. Cumming is much more fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Call me nieve ut what is it guy is Ment to get out of it any way other than wet LMFAO

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By *issyEMWoman
over a year ago

Nearly

I squirt sometime. My parter is obsess wit it and piss me off when in club when he spot squirter he just keep on going o and on. Not get it fascination about it really. Make me feel less sexy sometimes as when he tries with me I can't do it

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By *emini ManMan
over a year ago

There and to the left a bit

"Call me nieve ut what is it guy is Ment to get out of it any way other than wet LMFAO"

For *some* guys it's a medal of honour that they wear as a badge of pride that they have "made" someone do something in a "look at me aren't I clever?" kind of way and it's those that are likely to come out with the ridiculous "I'm going to make you squirt" comments the OP refers to.

IF it happens with someone I am with, I just see it as nothing more than part of the overall shared experience and if the person I am with finds it pleasurable then it just adds to that experience - but most definitely isn't a goal or something I set out to achieve.

From a purely personal perspective the sensation of someone gushing over you is fairly pleasant but as I said that is never an aim or a goal.

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By *il FiskMan
over a year ago

sefton

Personally I've got far too much respect to even contemplate saying that even in jest!

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By *heHookyMonsterMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Call me nieve ut what is it guy is Ment to get out of it any way other than wet LMFAO

From a purely personal perspective the sensation of someone gushing over you is fairly pleasant but as I said that is never an aim or a goal."

Precisely what I was saying - I think this is the exact right approach.

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By *p4funCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

Hate being asked ...no i dont delete block

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By *acky RacersCouple
over a year ago

Lincoln

"It's.....piss....

No kidding! You will be telling us the sky is blue and grass is green.

The sky is not blue....it appears that colour due to the wavelength of light refracted through our atmosphere...sometimes its red, sometimes its purple....and pampas grass is yellow!

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

I squirt and I hate the statement. Arrogance is a massive turn-off for me!

- Alice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think anyone making assumptions about a) what you want and b) how your body responds is both rude and arrogant.

I *can* squirrel but it's not a party trick.

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over a year ago

I'm wondering if women who do squirt find it equally off putting and annoying when men say it?

This is absolutely not squirting bashing..its men asking that question bashing! "

I learned how to squirt, so those men can do one. They like to wear it as a badge of honour, it's annoying. Cos if they didn't make me squirt it would not be their fault

I'm with you in the fact I'd prefer an orgasm. Of course, they guarantee this. Errrrm it ain't happening.

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over a year ago

I'm wondering if women who do squirt find it equally off putting and annoying when men say it?

This is absolutely not squirting bashing..its men asking that question bashing! "

Hit the nail on the head, OP (and left my g-spot unbruised).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The wife does squirt but only when turned on in a certain way. We do not tell people as they seem to see it as a challenge to make her squirt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cringe-o-roma

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"The wife does squirt but only when turned on in a certain way. We do not tell people as they seem to see it as a challenge to make her squirt. "

/\ This!

And, as another poster said, they then presume it's *my* fault if I don't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wouldn't get a reply from us, neither does 'I want to ruin your Mrs' utter cockwombles who speak like that.

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Wouldn't get a reply from us, neither does 'I want to ruin your Mrs' utter cockwombles who speak like that. "

Totally! I had a message like that recently. I replied back that she doesn't want to be ruined by them.

They seriously replied - "You should tell her not to be so fussy!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How does one know before hand they can make someone squirt

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"I can make you squirt" means 'I learnt sexual techniques from watching porn"

I like porn, but I don't confuse the dramatic performances and acrobatic positions which look good in front of the camera, with the reality of sexual pleasure.

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By *andtsurreyCouple
over a year ago

Torbay

"Now to "I can make you squirt" message I reply "I can make you sing falsetto".

Usually don't hear back.

Mrs"

Love this

and might steal it!

T xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wouldn't get a reply from us, neither does 'I want to ruin your Mrs' utter cockwombles who speak like that.

Totally! I had a message like that recently. I replied back that she doesn't want to be ruined by them.

They seriously replied - "You should tell her not to be so fussy!" "

Terrible that, I was told to 'fuck off then' last night because I told a guy sorry but he wasn't my type, I've mainly stopped replying now

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

Ah yes, I love the sweeping claims some guys think will work. Several have assured me they will provide the best sex/oral/orgasms ever. Many have proclaimed they will make me squirt. Others come out with charming offers like 'destroying' me

Generally I don't even bother to reply & quite often it's an automatic block

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

Unfortunately some men see it as the holy grail , women's ultimate pleasure ! It gives the man a massive ego boost ,his prowess proved , very sad it gets so much publicity

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By *irty PrettyWoman
over a year ago

Cardiff

I hate messages like that, especially the ones who say they’ll “lick me til I squirt” - that’s not how that works! The last one who did that I replied to saying he’d obviously never made a woman squirt

And it’s not easy to make me squirt, I’ve only managed to do it to myself twice in about 15 years, and literally only one man can do it. He never even mentioned it, just did it, and I was shocked. It’s getting easier every time, probably because I can relax and let go with him. It stresses me out when other guys try though, it’s like they put way too much pressure on me to perform and then I just can’t.

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By *cedGemsWoman
over a year ago

South West Wales ;-)

"Being asked or told this is one of my pet hates."

Agree

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By *hamCouple30Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

A little sausage with squirting on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It is very off putting and most fail at it.

Some make me feel like its my fault when it doesnt happen. There are some men that are so amazing they can make it happen in 5 seconds. They are the ones who dont need to brag either in messages x

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By *heHookyMonsterMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"It is very off putting and most fail at it.

Some make me feel like its my fault when it doesnt happen. There are some men that are so amazing they can make it happen in 5 seconds. They are the ones who dont need to brag either in messages x"

I suspect that's true if pretty much everything they do.

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By *heHookyMonsterMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Unfortunately some men see it as the holy grail , women's ultimate pleasure ! It gives the man a massive ego boost ,his prowess proved , very sad it gets so much publicity "

Sooooooooooo true!

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By *etite_delightWoman
over a year ago

BunnyLand

I'm wondering if women who do squirt find it equally off putting and annoying when men say it?

This is absolutely not squirting bashing..its men asking that question bashing! "

I met one of those years ago as I was trying ways if I can squirt and needed a different hand , he was quite arrogant and told he never failed.

Well failed with me and was not good at all in bed either. From that moment onwards if anyone mention squirt, instant delete and ghosted forever lol :D

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over a year ago

"Now to "I can make you squirt" message I reply "I can make you sing falsetto".

Usually don't hear back.

Mrs

Love this

and might steal it!

T xx "

That's probably because they don't know what falsetto is

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By *eah BabyCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire, Windermere ,Cumbria

Bit of a turn off if that’s their focus, it’s like others have said guys see it as a badge of honour, you see it on verifications ‘made her squirt’ like it’s mission impossible, I do in the right position but wouldn’t tell them that as much prefer multiple orgasms, that’s much more enjoyable for me if they can deliver that.

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London

Somehow, I didn't think ANYONE was going to say yes. Lol.

Kind of a moot question really.

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By *onyMad123Couple
over a year ago

nottingham/ derby

It should never be a forced thing, only two things have made me, unforced, one was on the sybian, of which totally unexpected and other is my partner of many years, for which I have to be totally relaxed but turned on then it can and does happen, hasn't for any one else and wouldn't want to be made to, I was shocked and a little mortified it happened on the sybian in front of a few people

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

"It should never be a forced thing, only two things have made me, unforced, one was on the sybian, of which totally unexpected and other is my partner of many years, for which I have to be totally relaxed but turned on then it can and does happen, hasn't for any one else and wouldn't want to be made to, I was shocked and a little mortified it happened on the sybian in front of a few people

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this sybian experience has really made a big impact on you hasn't it

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I have thoughts on this (Mr). I’m pretty good at the sex thing with Mrs but I had never made her squirt; never even thought about it. Then, since we started this little journey together, quite a few guys have done it and sometimes really easily. I still can’t. Now, here’s the thing - Mrs enjoys it fine enough but could absolutely take it or leave it; she enjoys the reaction from the guy more. But, in my own head, I struggle as I think occasionally I’m a “lesser” man because others can do things to my wife I can’t. And it’s really not important at all but I do often feel a little bit left out, and it’s the only time I do. Having said that, as far as the OP’s point is concerned, it’s not a message that interests or works for us in any way. Mr.

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By *onyMad123Couple
over a year ago

nottingham/ derby

Certainly different to riding my pony!!! And not a bad thing, lol

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over a year ago

"I have thoughts on this (Mr). I’m pretty good at the sex thing with Mrs but I had never made her squirt; never even thought about it. Then, since we started this little journey together, quite a few guys have done it and sometimes really easily. I still can’t. Now, here’s the thing - Mrs enjoys it fine enough but could absolutely take it or leave it; she enjoys the reaction from the guy more. But, in my own head, I struggle as I think occasionally I’m a “lesser” man because others can do things to my wife I can’t. And it’s really not important at all but I do often feel a little bit left out, and it’s the only time I do. Having said that, as far as the OP’s point is concerned, it’s not a message that interests or works for us in any way. Mr. "

Isn't that part of what swinging is for couples.

That each partner can get things they significant other cant provide?

To reply to the op is does seems overly assumptious to message people saying i can do this or that. Some women may never squiet for anyone, simple as.

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By *heIcebreakersCouple
over a year ago

Cramlington

I'm wondering if women who do squirt find it equally off putting and annoying when men say it?

This is absolutely not squirting bashing..its men asking that question bashing! "

I squirt and its an instant turn off when men say this - I am not a performing seal!

Ms Icebreaker

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By *radleywigginsMan
over a year ago

northwest

‘I can make you piss yourself’ -great!

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

I do but it doesn't always happen. If that's the only goal for them, to make me do it, its guaranteed to dry me up. Orgasms are the way forward and they don't always happen simultaneously x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Isn't that part of what swinging is for couples.

That each partner can get things they significant other cant provide?

Not necessarily, no. I'm not seeking things which I'm lacking with my husband. If I never have sex with anyone else apart from him for the rest of my life I'll be a very happy woman! It's more that we're exploring new things together.

Mrs TMN x

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By *onyMad123Couple
over a year ago

nottingham/ derby

I can assure u I don't squirt loads but when I gush it is 100% odor free clear liquid and deffo not pee, only time I've pissed myself is when tickled badly, but now have trained pelvics and not happened in a long time, if someone is pissing it's not proper and probably forced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

**ROLL UP, ROLL UP**

You've tried the rest, now try the best

They don't call me GushMaster McGushface for nothing.

I'll have you squirting more than a ketchup bottle in a builders cafe.

I'll have you gushing harder than a fucked radiator pipe.

I'll have your sheets wetter than an English summer.

All works are guaranteed.

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bring a friend!!!..and I'll make a feature of you both.

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By *aughtycp1Couple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Instant block from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm wondering if women who do squirt find it equally off putting and annoying when men say it?

This is absolutely not squirting bashing..its men asking that question bashing!

Don’t worry, just piss on them."

Haha love it

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