FabSwingers.com forum: Understanding one line wonders

By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Can anyone explain who the people, be they girls, guys, or couples, who are unable to message you with more than half a sentence are in real life?

We've had so many messages with these lacklustre non-efforts. Including plenty who say they absolutely want to meet... But just somehow can't or won't entertain the slightest bit of chat.

I initially imagined these people wouldn't be able to hold down jobs, pass a driving test, work out how to even turn the telly on... But there are just too many out there by my reckoning.

Are these people still lovely and chatty in real life? Are they nurses and project managers and all sorts of bright, capable people? If so, why act so useless on a site like this?!

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By *inful xWoman
over a year ago

In a sleepy little village

I think they are mainly people who don't understand the concept of swinging or the social side. They truly think that no effort is required. They treat the site a bit like picking your number from the Chinese takeaway menu !

Last night I had a message that just said anal 10"?

clearly he thought that was enough to make me lube up

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By *actileGent69Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire

As a single guy it is simply not possible to send war and peace in every first message (yes I send a lot for usually no result whatsoever) . If I find that needle in a haystack who is genuinely interested then I'll happily spend time talking their socks off. Yes those who continue to send one liners are not doing themselves any favours!

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

"I think they are mainly people who don't understand the concept of swinging or the social side. They truly think that no effort is required. They treat the site a bit like picking your number from the Chinese takeaway menu !

Last night I had a message that just said anal 10"?

clearly he thought that was enough to make me lube up

Did you have a Chinese afterwards?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can anyone explain who the people, be they girls, guys, or couples, who are unable to message you with more than half a sentence are in real life?

We've had so many messages with these lacklustre non-efforts. Including plenty who say they absolutely want to meet... But just somehow can't or won't entertain the slightest bit of chat.

I initially imagined these people wouldn't be able to hold down jobs, pass a driving test, work out how to even turn the telly on... But there are just too many out there by my reckoning.

Are these people still lovely and chatty in real life? Are they nurses and project managers and all sorts of bright, capable people? If so, why act so useless on a site like this?! "

If every turn of the conversation requires an essay I'll join the "lacklustre non-efforts". I'm happy with that.

Mrs

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

If every turn of the conversation requires an essay I'll join the "lacklustre non-efforts". I'm happy with that.

Mrs "

Well ours certainly don't, but when you ask a few questions, and just get "yes" back each time...

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I get these from “women”. I say women because I suspect they are not. Three or four words if I’m lucky. No capital letter or full stop. Never go anywhere. Certainly not a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe these one workers are shy because I always answer a hi with a hi a how are you with an ok thank you and mostly they blossom into a bit more convo wise but just not a good fit for us.

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By *sm265Woman
over a year ago

Shangri-la

I guess it is far easier to send a "how u doing?" message to every person within a 50 mile radius and just hope for the best than to actually read profiles and put some thought into personalising a message.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Maybe these one workers are shy because I always answer a hi with a hi a how are you with an ok thank you and mostly they blossom into a bit more convo wise but just not a good fit for us.

Right, does shy really have a place in this site? Constantly shutting down any possible conversation seems like an odd monosyllabic dance to play.

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By *uttercup and WestleyCouple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Last night I had a message that just said anal 10"?

clearly he thought that was enough to make me lube up

This really tickled me! Brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If every turn of the conversation requires an essay I'll join the "lacklustre non-efforts". I'm happy with that.

Mrs

Well ours certainly don't, but when you ask a few questions, and just get "yes" back each time... "
Ageed. Or ignore the question altogether and reply with something totally out of context.

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By *rghYeTimbersMan
over a year ago

Ipswich

"Maybe these one workers are shy because I always answer a hi with a hi a how are you with an ok thank you and mostly they blossom into a bit more convo wise but just not a good fit for us.

Right, does shy really have a place in this site? Constantly shutting down any possible conversation seems like an odd monosyllabic dance to play. "

Yes it's quite off putting when you are trying to have a conversation, when you get a message and then a string of under six word replies. Not much point carrying on might as well move on to the next thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On occasion when first on here I’d reply to a one liner as an experiment. The senders couldn’t sustain a really basic conversation. Most were surprised to receive an answer. I concluded it was very scared men typing one-handed in their spare bedroom while their wife was asleep or watching TV. Maybe sending out messages gives the illusion that they’re part of the action rather than looking from the sidelines.

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

"Can anyone explain who the people, be they girls, guys, or couples, who are unable to message you with more than half a sentence are in real life?

We've had so many messages with these lacklustre non-efforts. Including plenty who say they absolutely want to meet... But just somehow can't or won't entertain the slightest bit of chat.

I initially imagined these people wouldn't be able to hold down jobs, pass a driving test, work out how to even turn the telly on... But there are just too many out there by my reckoning.

Are these people still lovely and chatty in real life? Are they nurses and project managers and all sorts of bright, capable people? If so, why act so useless on a site like this?! "

Some people play a numbers game. Send out hundreds or thousands of one liners hoping that eventually it may work.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to " kis" life

Keep

Simple

Eck some folk on here struggle with 1 word as no..

More than a sentence. It confuses many.. Lol

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

"Can anyone explain who the people, be they girls, guys, or couples, who are unable to message you with more than half a sentence are in real life?

We've had so many messages with these lacklustre non-efforts. Including plenty who say they absolutely want to meet... But just somehow can't or won't entertain the slightest bit of chat.

I initially imagined these people wouldn't be able to hold down jobs, pass a driving test, work out how to even turn the telly on... But there are just too many out there by my reckoning.

Are these people still lovely and chatty in real life? Are they nurses and project managers and all sorts of bright, capable people? If so, why act so useless on a site like this?! "

Whoah there!!!

Some of us nurses are quite capable of handling a decent conversation with people on here! Maybe you got one after a bad shift !!!

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

look heres how i see it, some on here say 'would you say what you write if you met someone outside fab? well know i wouldn't, id hello, how are you? or words to that affect... then if they initiated a conversation with a reply then id build up to the nitty gritty of what do you do, were are you from, what are your interests etc so ANYONE who messages me with a hello... ill always treat them the same as someone who dives straight in and tells me all about themselve(s) and what theyd like to do with me, its a catch 22 for alot on here with how they approach fellow fabbers

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

well no i wouldn't *...

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

id say hello *.. haha tiredness kicking in haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"look heres how i see it, some on here say 'would you say what you write if you met someone outside fab? well know i wouldn't, id hello, how are you? or words to that affect... then if they initiated a conversation with a reply then id build up to the nitty gritty of what do you do, were are you from, what are your interests etc so ANYONE who messages me with a hello... ill always treat them the same as someone who dives straight in and tells me all about themselve(s) and what theyd like to do with me, its a catch 22 for alot on here with how they approach fellow fabbers

Would you take that approach if there was one woman in the room and 60 other guys all trying to attract her attention? ‘Hello’ isn’t going to get her attention. That’s what most women’s inboxes are like, 60 guys all vying for her attention.

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

Maybe the one word responses are that person's way of saying not interested.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

a lot of people seem to mistake this site for shagbook.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Maybe the one word responses are that person's way of saying not interested."

Sometimes, but not the way I'm talking about. They usually start the "conversation" and almost always reply very quickly. With a useless response that stops the chat ever even starting, even if I try a couple of times to get something meaningful from them.

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"a lot of people seem to mistake this site for shagbook. "

Yep sure. But even then though, they don't even ask to do anything!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I simply delete any ‘hi’ ‘how’s you’ messages. But chatting to one guy he was like ‘do you like foreplay’ ‘do you like oral?’ What fucking boring questions!! Nah, don’t fancy foreplay, just stick it in dry ta

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By *ntrepid Explorers OP Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I simply delete any ‘hi’ ‘how’s you’ messages. But chatting to one guy he was like ‘do you like foreplay’ ‘do you like oral?’ What fucking boring questions!! Nah, don’t fancy foreplay, just stick it in dry ta "

Have you seen the Ellie Kemper Blowjob Girl video? So funny, check it out on youtube.

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