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"If my genitals tasted like laundry I'd be very worried ![]() Some people seem super clean and have hardly any smell to their bits, the fresh laundry lingers from clothing..it's like eating a fairy.. ![]() | |||
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"Lol I went out with a nurse years ago for about a 5 weeks you think she would of been hygienic but it was like billingates fish market hence finished seeing her " Thing is a lot of people don't say anything, I know it's awkward, but if I smelt bad I'd want someone to tell me! | |||
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"If my genitals tasted like laundry I'd be very worried ![]() ![]() That sounds horrendous | |||
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas.. Fishy (not good) Natural (bit musky) Acidic (not good) Fresh laundry (the best!!) There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts. I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets?? So which one are you. P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too" This probably hasn't done your chance of meets much good tbf ![]() | |||
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas.. Fishy (not good) Natural (bit musky) Acidic (not good) Fresh laundry (the best!!) There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts. I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets?? So which one are you. P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too This probably hasn't done your chance of meets much good tbf ![]() Agreed. Very off putting of someone, these forum posts give a good indication of someone and how they are likely to act. | |||
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"Omg you are making me paranoid ..how would i know lol!! " come here I'll tell you ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas.. Fishy (not good) Natural (bit musky) Acidic (not good) Fresh laundry (the best!!) There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts. I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets?? So which one are you. P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too This probably hasn't done your chance of meets much good tbf ![]() Yea I would imagine he's plotting me on his smell chart while he's down there, not a turn on ![]() | |||
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas.. Fishy (not good) Natural (bit musky) Acidic (not good) Fresh laundry (the best!!) There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts. I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets?? So which one are you. P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too" If you like your vulvas to smell or taste like fresh laundry, wouldn't it be a lot easier to just suck on a towel? I've noticed a fair variety of tastes and aromas over the years, but I can't say I've ever had one I objected to. | |||
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas.. Fishy (not good) Natural (bit musky) Acidic (not good) Fresh laundry (the best!!) There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts. I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets?? So which one are you. P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too This probably hasn't done your chance of meets much good tbf ![]() ![]() Lol | |||
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas.. Fishy (not good) Natural (bit musky) Acidic (not good) Fresh laundry (the best!!) There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts. I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets?? So which one are you. P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too This probably hasn't done your chance of meets much good tbf ![]() Don't you worry yourself about my meet requirements, not all men on here are desperately leaping through hoops to get a whiff of an old bus ticket..I'll wait as long as I have to if it means avoiding the old pungent posse..or should I say pungent pussy | |||
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"Omg you are making me paranoid ..how would i know lol!! " Get some ribs removed. Rumour has it that worked for Marilyn Manson. ![]() | |||
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"You've never actually put your mouth on a vagina, have you ![]() I think you're on to something. Obsessing over women's smell seems to be quite an 'incel' kinda trait. Most of us who have had sex realise humans have varying smells and tastes. | |||
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"And it’s comments like this that make me super paranoid about men going down there unless I’m fresh out of the shower, and by that I mean literally will go shower again even if I’ve showered an hour before. In my local club it’s not uncommon for me to shower 5 or 6 times during an afternoon/evening. " it's all down to what you eat and your diet, one thing to do is drink loads of water | |||
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"I've came across several tastes and smells of pussy. Must admit that almost everyone I've tasted or smelt have been pleasant x but I rem_mber one time i was just about to lick one it smelt awful x when the girl asked me was i going to go down on her i said that i would rather go down on the titanic ![]() What a gent ![]() | |||
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"As a bisexual woman who has given oral to many women, I cannot say you are acurate there. I think they either taste sweet, or of nothing, not had a bad experience, I get told I taste sweet and had guys down there for quite some time so can't be bad ![]() hey the proof is in the eating or pudding ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas.. Fishy (not good) Natural (bit musky) Acidic (not good) Fresh laundry (the best!!) There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts. I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets?? So which one are you. P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too This probably hasn't done your chance of meets much good tbf ![]() What a charming individual. ![]() | |||
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas.. Fishy (not good) Natural (bit musky) Acidic (not good) Fresh laundry (the best!!)lool There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts. I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets?? So which one are you. P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too This probably hasn't done your chance of meets much good tbf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've came across several tastes and smells of pussy. Must admit that almost everyone I've tasted or smelt have been pleasant x but I rem_mber one time i was just about to lick one it smelt awful x when the girl asked me was i going to go down on her i said that i would rather go down on the titanic ![]() nothing than letting her down gently ![]() | |||
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"I've came across several tastes and smells of pussy. Must admit that almost everyone I've tasted or smelt have been pleasant x but I rem_mber one time i was just about to lick one it smelt awful x when the girl asked me was i going to go down on her i said that i would rather go down on the titanic ![]() Did it smell like bullshit.. ![]() | |||
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"I've came across several tastes and smells of pussy. Must admit that almost everyone I've tasted or smelt have been pleasant x but I rem_mber one time i was just about to lick one it smelt awful x when the girl asked me was i going to go down on her i said that i would rather go down on the titanic ![]() ![]() Lol ![]() | |||
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"Mine smells of baked beans ![]() Ooohh let me taste! Heinz or Branstons? I love beans! Just as long as its not Aldi beans though! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"if it smells like Fish she has some sort of infection " This isn't always correct. If I eat fish I know I smell of it down there the next day. I have discussed with a doctor and been told it how my body processes a certain protein. I don't eat fish often and especially not if I have a meet arranged. | |||
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"if it smells like Fish she has some sort of infection This isn't always correct. If I eat fish I know I smell of it down there the next day. I have discussed with a doctor and been told it how my body processes a certain protein. I don't eat fish often and especially not if I have a meet arranged." My mom and sis are the same, I can't touch fish now, but never had their problem. | |||
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"Same here especially if cod, avoid fish pre outings apparantly partners says it doesn't I'm convinced if eat it I smell!! Onions and garlic similarly, yet I'm fine with tuna and such like, also yes Willie's can smell!!!! I guess many don't smell their own, ps has anyone ever left cum inside them and smelt yourself, guess any with kids will have! My partner had snip but that can also make you smell if u fall asleep with it in, but nothing a decent shower doesn't remove, off to eat my water melon ?? So jizz smells, willies smell and noonies smell, but so long as well washed, can't understand how if you are smelly you can't smell yourself, I'm kinda well paranoid about being clean" ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What a bizarre statement OP. I hope to goodness I don't smell like persil! Anyway, does smoking impact on the taste of a female. It does in men. I don't smoke but I'm interested in if you can tell if someone does." Yes. Smoking does impact on the taste. The one smoker I’ve been down on was quite musty/smokey tasting. It wasn’t the most pleasant tbh. Also, you wouldn’t believe how bad it is after she’s had a condom in her! | |||
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"What a bizarre statement OP. I hope to goodness I don't smell like persil! Anyway, does smoking impact on the taste of a female. It does in men. I don't smoke but I'm interested in if you can tell if someone does. Yes. Smoking does impact on the taste. The one smoker I’ve been down on was quite musty/smokey tasting. It wasn’t the most pleasant tbh. Also, you wouldn’t believe how bad it is after she’s had a condom in her! " A different taste with a smoker/condom combo than non smoker/condom combo? I'd never have even thought of that. Sounds like a similar impact on the taste of men, smokers taste bitter, I'm not a fan at all. | |||
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"What a bizarre statement OP. I hope to goodness I don't smell like persil! Anyway, does smoking impact on the taste of a female. It does in men. I don't smoke but I'm interested in if you can tell if someone does. Yes. Smoking does impact on the taste. The one smoker I’ve been down on was quite musty/smokey tasting. It wasn’t the most pleasant tbh. Also, you wouldn’t believe how bad it is after she’s had a condom in her! A different taste with a smoker/condom combo than non smoker/condom combo? I'd never have even thought of that. Sounds like a similar impact on the taste of men, smokers taste bitter, I'm not a fan at all." Ah no, sorry! I just meant any woman after a condom. It’s like licking a balloon ![]() | |||
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas.. Fishy (not good) Natural (bit musky) Acidic (not good) Fresh laundry (the best!!) There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts. I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets?? So which one are you. P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too This probably hasn't done your chance of meets much good tbf ![]() Oh believe me we weren't worried. With charm like yours we don't doubt they'll be queuing for miles. | |||
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas.. Fishy (not good) Natural (bit musky) Acidic (not good) Fresh laundry (the best!!) There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts. I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets?? So which one are you. P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too This probably hasn't done your chance of meets much good tbf ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Omg you are making me paranoid ..how would i know lol!! come here I'll tell you ![]() ![]() You are a bit far, maybe i can just post some pants... ![]() ![]() | |||
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"What a bizarre statement OP. I hope to goodness I don't smell like persil! Anyway, does smoking impact on the taste of a female. It does in men. I don't smoke but I'm interested in if you can tell if someone does. Yes. Smoking does impact on the taste. The one smoker I’ve been down on was quite musty/smokey tasting. It wasn’t the most pleasant tbh. Also, you wouldn’t believe how bad it is after she’s had a condom in her! A different taste with a smoker/condom combo than non smoker/condom combo? I'd never have even thought of that. Sounds like a similar impact on the taste of men, smokers taste bitter, I'm not a fan at all. Ah no, sorry! I just meant any woman after a condom. It’s like licking a balloon ![]() Ah agreed, latex tastes and smells rank on anyone. | |||
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"Omg you are making me paranoid ..how would i know lol!! come here I'll tell you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ewwwww ![]() | |||
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"Omg you are making me paranoid ..how would i know lol!! come here I'll tell you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Omg you are making me paranoid ..how would i know lol!! come here I'll tell you ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() real or no deal seals the queue to my view ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Over my career of dishing out some outstanding head melting oral sex to a variety of dames...I've noticed how the smell varies, but mainly falls into 4 main areas.. Fishy (not good) Natural (bit musky) Acidic (not good) Fresh laundry (the best!!) There is also various perfumes, deodorants etc that try to mask the original smell, but it always comes through eventually once the tongue boxing starts. I rem_mber a friend once told me one lady had the aroma of old bus tickets?? So which one are you. P.s. I know a lot of cocks probably stink too" I'll tell you what it won't ever smell of, your cock ![]() | |||
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