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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago
warwickshire |
You need to go through the security checkpoint to get in, you use your swipe card which you'll get from the office outside. If it's late and the office is closed, they'll let you in if you tell the guard you are going to the campsite. (I guess it helped that I was on a motorbike, with all my camping crap strapped to it!)
If the campsite office is closed, the security guard at that checkpoint will let you in, but he'll keep your passport and lock it in the office. Next morning, you go and collect it when the office is open and you can check in properly. ( It might be easier if you have pre-booked and have paperwork, but I've always just rocked up on spec and never had any problem).
I find the campsite is just that, a campsite. If you wander about with your knob in your hand, hoping to spy lots of filth and hopefully get some, you are going to find yourself sitting on the main road with your tent stuffed up your arse. It's no easier to find "like-minded" people than anywhere else. Perhaps it's more difficult, just because people are there, bollock naked, in such a place, it doesn't necessarily mean they are swingers. Far from it, Bona Fide (boner fide?) naturists may not be impressed with you sporting a woody when they are trying to enjoy a glass of wine in the evening sunshine.
Also, don't forget that it's a family camp-site, I doubt anyone wants their kids exposed to the joys of swinging, let alone close to their temporary home.
Security will come and kick you out if you are having a massive cocaine and shagging orgy, to the pounding beat of your portable stereo - so it's advisable to zip your tent up and tell the Supermodels you have pulled to keep their voices down, people may be trying to sleep nearby and they don't want to hear your rutting wart-hog noises.
Ironically, I find that the best way to find like-minded souls is to get dressed, then go and have a few drinks in the bars and chat to people. (Hoping they have a luxury apartment nearby you can retire to, or a soundproof tent. Hmmm, there's always the option of taking a gag...) |