FabSwingers.com forum: Cooking with cum

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just one of those wierd thoughts that crop up.Has anyone done anything with cum in a cooking way!?

Could it be made into meringue with sugar?

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

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By *iker boy 69Man
over a year ago

midlands

Theres a lady on here that asks you to freeze it so she can put it in her drink..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theres a lady on here that asks you to freeze it so she can put it in her drink.. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Protein shake isn't it haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are books available on this subject, I sincerely hope they are parody cook books though. One of them is called "natural harvest".

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

There is also a book of cocktail recipes called Semenology.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I saw some porn and this woman made like a cum omelette and ate it

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By *oupleseekingCouple
over a year ago

nearby…..

That’s just beyond.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I saw some porn and this woman made like a cum omelette and ate it

At least in omelette form it would be totally safe,unlike the frozen sorbet

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

At least in omelette form it would be totally safe,unlike the frozen sorbet"

What is unsafe about a cum sorbet ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I’m about to see my dinner again..

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

I think we've reached an all time low on this thread

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I think we've reached an all time low on this thread"

Oh, there’s plenty other things

Bloody urban dictionary

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Ask Heston Blumentile, he'll have it with sparklers!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

It's highly unlikely that semen could be cooked unless other ingredients were added due to its high water content. Meringue is egg white and sugar, if semen was whisked with sugar added I suspect the water would evaporate during cooking and leave a hard mess of burnt sugar.

So as appealing as it might be you wanna cook it you need other ingredients.

I will pass on anything made with added semen tnough, thanks all the same

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By *erdycouplCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

I love that cooking with jiz is clearly a hard pass for most of us. It's quite funny

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's highly unlikely that semen could be cooked unless other ingredients were added due to its high water content. Meringue is egg white and sugar, if semen was whisked with sugar added I suspect the water would evaporate during cooking and leave a hard mess of burnt sugar.

So as appealing as it might be you wanna cook it you need other ingredients.

I will pass on anything made with added semen tnough, thanks all the same

Isn't egg white mainly water too?

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

That's enough internet for today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reads like somet off jackass haha.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

So as appealing as it might be you wanna cook it you need other ingredients.

I will pass on anything made with added semen tnough, thanks all the same

Isn't egg white mainly water too?"

92% apparently but it's the other components that make it bind with sugar to make !meringue once the water's evaporated. I guess semen might have the same or similar ingredients, I am prepared to be proved wrong but there's no way I'm whisking up semen in my food processor to find out

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I googled it and as mentioned above there's a cook book on it?!

Mainly seems to be dolloping it on like a sauce,rather than ovens and whisk stuff

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I googled it and as mentioned above there's a cook book on it?!

Mainly seems to be dolloping it on like a sauce,rather than ovens and whisk stuff"

Has Heston Blumenthal used it yet?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

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By *ohnnie BMan
over a year ago

Gloucester

I guess you may cook it ... if you can't think of any sexual use of it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Spread it on your toast...

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

I'm just bookmarking - I'll come back for all the recipes later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn there’s a cook book on it

lmao

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By *m241Couple
over a year ago

Lincoln

Wtf... No

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By *owithflow321Man
over a year ago

Molesey

I can cum when cooking, the chilli ?? is a tease

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Just one of those wierd thoughts that crop up.Has anyone done anything with cum in a cooking way!?

Could it be made into meringue with sugar?"

I’m sorry but the thought of that just made me laugh my tits off! I mean I like my meringue stiff but that’s taking it a step too far

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"Just one of those wierd thoughts that crop up.Has anyone done anything with cum in a cooking way!?

Could it be made into meringue with sugar?"

Some things are just simoly wrong. That's one of them

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By *wistedTooCouple
over a year ago

Frimley

This is one of those weird things that “regular” people think that swingers do... you know... weird shit.

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"This is one of those weird things that “regular” people think that swingers do... you know... weird shit."

. I think it's gross lol

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By *ammy lynWoman
over a year ago

Stoke-on-trent

"Theres a lady on here that asks you to freeze it so she can put it in her drink.. "

I've added my bulls cum to my cuckolds drinks now and then.

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

A friend of ours had her ex wank into a cake mix, one d*unken night.

They both ate it the next day. Couldn't taste it but she said it was a really horny experience

It's funny that most people are happy with the idea of it being chugged down fresh from the tap but the thought of preparing it in some way is revolting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A friend of ours had her ex wank into a cake mix, one d*unken night.

They both ate it the next day. Couldn't taste it but she said it was a really horny experience

It's funny that most people are happy with the idea of it being chugged down fresh from the tap but the thought of preparing it in some way is revolting

What, the actual, fuck....!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There are books available on this subject, I sincerely hope they are parody cook books though. One of them is called "natural harvest". "

Seen that book, had a giggle at the amounts of semen needed for each recipe... Would need a group of guys cumming in a cooking pot! Like bukkake but Gordon Ramsay style haha

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

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By *ockandspoonCouple
over a year ago

Chester

No just no, iv head of whale sperms used has hair gel is one thing but to cook with human sperm em no thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

Must be small cummers.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

Must be small cummers."

It's an average, if enough time between ejacs is allowed some can do it in 40 xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cum again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

Must be small cummers.

It's an average, if enough time between ejacs is allowed some can do it in 40 xx "

Maybe a bit of edging could improve the average.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope. I wouldn't cook with it, the thought of fried cum doesn't excite me. I've ate food covered in cum though

I'm gross I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To scared to read through this thread.

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By *ik30Man
over a year ago

Dunstable

Can’t believe this lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depraved. Can't get anymore base

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wtf have I just read ?..*Heaves*

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"To scared to read through this thread. "

Don't read it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What food cucumbers

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By *ik30Man
over a year ago

Dunstable

When people have nothing left to do ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too salty for me

Post... who's cum cooked something and ate it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ok that's enough of internet for today..lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It might make an interesting change as topping on an ice cream sundae loo

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By *asmeenTV/TS
over a year ago

STOKE ON TRENT

"Too salty for me

Post... who's cum cooked something and ate it? "

What??????????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if anyone is actually going to cook or make something n try it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if anyone is actually going to cook or make something n try it? "

Reads like they already have .

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Wonder if anyone is actually going to cook or make something n try it?

Reads like they already have ."

I've eaten a cum sandwich but don't know anyone that has actually cooked with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if anyone is actually going to cook or make something n try it?

Reads like they already have .

I've eaten a cum sandwich but don't know anyone that has actually cooked with it "

Suppose that's a kind of mayonnaise.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Cooked a good few times, dog food pie

It was during a break up and my cooking is that bad!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Cooked a good few times, dog food pie

It was during a break up and my cooking is that bad!"

Still, it's better than Greggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To scared to read through this thread. "
dont be theres some interesting coments as well.

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By *lice AgainTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

It is however good for your hair apparently...

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By *andare63Man
over a year ago

oldham

Some people need to get out more

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

To make crispy cum quots

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Or cu-cum-ber sandwiches

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Ah dinner time

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By *reenleavesCouple
over a year ago

North Wales

If you've eaten store-baked bread from a supermarket then you've probably already tried it in food...

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

Drizzle cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a cook book on amazon called natural harvest with excellent user reviews

It had some great recipes and the cakes went down a storm at the village fate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not tried it yet but love it over fruit or puddings as a sauce

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"love it over fruit or puddings as a sauce "

Cum on your spotted dick ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prefer to drink straight from a glass.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"I think we've reached an all time low on this thread"

I wouldn't bet on that

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

"Wonder if anyone is actually going to cook or make something n try it? "

Served as part of the next social buffet. Guys arrive early please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I love that cooking with jiz is clearly a hard pass for most of us. It's quite funny"

Especially with some who have indicated they do ass to mouth

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By *tyoursCouple
over a year ago

southampton

If you've ever had a takeaway you probably have already lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ready, Steady... Cum! I haven’t thought about it in any great detail but did know someone that would cum on a biscuit for his partner to enjoy!

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By *atureandhornyCouple
over a year ago

Liverpool

Gross

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?

Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"Theres a lady on here that asks you to freeze it so she can put it in her drink.. "

We do that between us, but mostly as a kinda joke.

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?

Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just one of those wierd thoughts that crop up.Has anyone done anything with cum in a cooking way!?

Could it be made into meringue with sugar?"

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By *udewhennudeMan
over a year ago

newport

Drinking cum is called Gokkun, think I’ve spelled it right and think I’ve see that lady too. The freezing of it just allows it to be stored until there is a large enough quantity to drink. I think the name is of Japanese origin.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?

Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew

Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?

Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew

Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time

The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?

Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew

Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time

The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)

Reads like a cum glass challenge haha.

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By *od ThrusterMan
over a year ago

Newport Pagnell

"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

The average ejaculation is supposed to be 10cc (it's what the band was named after).

A pint is 568cc hence 57 ejaculations.

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?

Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew

Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time

The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)

I'll have a pint next time I'm in SX. I'm getting a little bored of gin and tonics

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By *penbicoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

"The average ejaculation is supposed to be 10cc (it's what the band was named after)."

I did not know that! Great fact!

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By *cenario-xxxMan
over a year ago

Salford

Soggy biscuit comes to mind if you dont mind it raw so to speak!

(Military guys will know all about it!haha)

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By *ersnickety PantsWoman
over a year ago

Club Meets Only

"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?

Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew

Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time

The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)

I'll have a pint next time I'm in SX. I'm getting a little bored of gin and tonics

I'll get on to arranging the guys to provide

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll Stick to eating fresh cream pies haha

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Just one of those wierd thoughts that crop up.Has anyone done anything with cum in a cooking way!?

Could it be made into meringue with sugar?"

Thing's like this get you sent to prison...

Saying that can not wait for Saturday Kitchen....

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Just one of those wierd thoughts that crop up.Has anyone done anything with cum in a cooking way!?

Could it be made into meringue with sugar?

Thing's like this get you sent to prison...

Saying that can not wait for Saturday Kitchen....

I believe Nigella Lawson is great at cooking with cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theres a lady on here that asks you to freeze it so she can put it in her drink.. "

Wow, that’s niche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe not cook with it, but turn it into cocktails instead (no pun intended).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a suspicion my local Indian Take Away does a few cum dishes....

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"I have a suspicion my local Indian Take Away does a few cum dishes....

Is that why the ingredient in curries is called cumin?

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?

Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew

Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time

The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)

I'll have a pint next time I'm in SX. I'm getting a little bored of gin and tonics

Plastic straw of course

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?

Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew

Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time

The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)

I'll have a pint next time I'm in SX. I'm getting a little bored of gin and tonics

Plastic straw of course

Oh yes of course! Wouldn't want to look ridiculous drinking a pint of cum any other way

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By *ink Panther 123Man
over a year ago

Colnbrook

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?

Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew

Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time

The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)

I'll have a pint next time I'm in SX. I'm getting a little bored of gin and tonics

Plastic straw of course

Oh yes of course! Wouldn't want to look ridiculous drinking a pint of cum any other way

What you doing Sat 25th Jan?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass?

That's about 10ml per jizz aka 2 x teaspoons.

Surely it could be done in about 30 ejaculations?!

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?

Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew

Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time

The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)

I'll have a pint next time I'm in SX. I'm getting a little bored of gin and tonics

Plastic straw of course

Oh yes of course! Wouldn't want to look ridiculous drinking a pint of cum any other way

What you doing Sat 25th Jan?

Drinking a pint of cum through a straw at SX I think

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?

Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew

Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time

The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)

I'll have a pint next time I'm in SX. I'm getting a little bored of gin and tonics

Plastic straw of course

Oh yes of course! Wouldn't want to look ridiculous drinking a pint of cum any other way

What you doing Sat 25th Jan?

Drinking a pint of cum through a straw at SX I think

I'll provide the pint pot, the straw and probably a few willing donors

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By *ornLordMan
over a year ago

Wiltshire and London

Not even when very d*unk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just one of those wierd thoughts that crop up.Has anyone done anything with cum in a cooking way!?

Could it be made into meringue with sugar?"

Um, invest the grey matter more wisely, perhaps?

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By *isaAndNicoleTransTV/TS
over a year ago

Southport / Ellesmere Port

"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?

Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew

Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time

The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)

I'll have a pint next time I'm in SX. I'm getting a little bored of gin and tonics

Plastic straw of course

Oh yes of course! Wouldn't want to look ridiculous drinking a pint of cum any other way

What you doing Sat 25th Jan?

Drinking a pint of cum through a straw at SX I think

I'll provide the pint pot, the straw and probably a few willing donors

Hey, how did this escalate lol, all I did was to explain how many cum loads make a pint

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By *launt Thy CurvesCouple (FF)
over a year ago

Pandora Club, Leeds, 15th Mar 2025

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

"Just in case anyone is interested I've just googled that it takes 57 ejaculations to fill a pint glass

Would it not go stale or something before the pint pot was full!?

Explain that one in the fridge if yer mum pops round for a brew

Well I'm never attempted it personally but I suppose it'd be quicker if there were 57 separate men at the same time

The latter sounds more fun to attempt (the men not the cum!)

I'll have a pint next time I'm in SX. I'm getting a little bored of gin and tonics

Plastic straw of course

Oh yes of course! Wouldn't want to look ridiculous drinking a pint of cum any other way

What you doing Sat 25th Jan?

Drinking a pint of cum through a straw at SX I think

I'll provide the pint pot, the straw and probably a few willing donors

Hey, how did this escalate lol, all I did was to explain how many cum loads make a pint

I dunno but I'll see you next Saturday!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Theres a lady on here that asks you to freeze it so she can put it in her drink.. "

Your joking

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

Not cooking, but when i found out my now ex wife was cheating on me I made sure her salad boxes for work contained an extra ingredient added to the mayo or salad cream. Serves her right. Revenge was always a dish best served cold lol. As far as I know she never twigged! More swallowed in 6 months than the previous 20 odd years of wedlock.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not cooking, but when i found out my now ex wife was cheating on me I made sure her salad boxes for work contained an extra ingredient added to the mayo or salad cream. Serves her right. Revenge was always a dish best served cold lol. As far as I know she never twigged! More swallowed in 6 months than the previous 20 odd years of wedlock..... "

Wow six months worth,that's dedication

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By *emma HoldenTV/TS
over a year ago

Ramsey

It wasn't every day lol, just when she had salad. She kept wondering why her diet wasn't working. All them yummy extra calories!

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

This thread made me feel a bit ill but weirdly I couldn't stop reading

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By *issScarlett25Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Never cooked with it but yes have drank large amounts that has been frozen for me x

Assume the comments above alluring to a female that does could well be me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Never cooked with it but yes have drank large amounts that has been frozen for me x

Assume the comments above alluring to a female that does could well be me

I'm guessing you're the best person in a position to make meringues

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

J creamed a slice of his birthday cake for me to eat! Delicious! Never cooked it though!

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By *etasubTV/TS
over a year ago

West of Newcastle-upon-Tyne

A guy I used to meet a guy who used to feed me his frozen and fresh cum. Maybe you could make a cum sorbet?

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