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"I couldn’t help but think this guy has got it right! " What did you particularly like about his profile ? | |||
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"To prove you've read my profile please put 'hi' in the subject when messaging." That's great. But he's straight. BOOOO | |||
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"How does mine shape up?  "the distinct lack of anything meaningful or interesting isn't a great start... | |||
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"I don't think it's unique to men at all." Ahhh yes that is a very good point. Also fewer penis’ on single lady profiles  | |||
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"How does mine shape up? "Where was the dick pic taken ? | |||
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"I couldn’t help but think this guy has got it right! What did you particularly like about his profile ?" I think the comedy in his pictures was a refreshing. In fact I saw a similar one on another profile a profile pic of a totally naked guy with everything covered by artwork of a banana. Thought that was quite amusing. | |||
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"It’s rare I read a guys profile because profiles are all samey. I go on the style and look of their photos . If I’m browsing and they have no photos I move on. If they had face photos where I think that guys hot I will message. If they have no face photos but I can see glimpses of parts of their face and the photos are imaginative I will take a chance. I just personally think ones of just dicks show lack of imagination and lack of respect for a potential meet " Yes totally this, the photos are what say it all in this profile. Able to take the piss a little. No full on penis shots. A little humour. And face glimpses | |||
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"Yeah that's a pretty good profile, any Father Ted fan will get my interest. I love the last line... To prove you've read my profile please put 'hi' in the subject when messaging. That's great. But he's straight. BOOOO" Haha yes totally my response. Great but he’s straight! | |||
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"How does mine shape up? the distinct lack of anything meaningful or interesting isn't a great start..."Fair enough, I'm mainly here for the forums anyway so any messages or meets I get are just a bonus | |||
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"How does mine shape up?
Where was the dick pic taken ?"In the back of my van | |||
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"Some guys come from other sites, bringing bad habits from there with a misinformed opinion of what Fab is. It's not just guys. But they do stand out, I guess." You’re right. I definitely didn’t intend it to sound like it was just guys. But it was guys I was assessing mainly because A. I think there’s more of them. B. They do get a lot of shit on here and C. I wondered from a straight woman point of view how hard it is to find a guy on here | |||
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"How does mine shape up? "Hmm not great Prin! | |||
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" Where was the dick pic taken ? In the back of my van" Have you considered buying a new van ? | |||
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"I don't think it's unique to men at all." You are so right  | |||
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" Where was the dick pic taken ? In the back of my van Have you considered buying a new van ?" It is new(ish) had to get a new one last year for ulez | |||
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That said, I am always surprised about sizes in the flesh!
I do like to see photographs that leave something to the imagination.....a crisp white shirt unbuttoned with a hairy chest beneath.... A pair of boxers with the outline of a cock. Sensual pictures, black and white, a strategically placed hand.
But on the other side of the coin.... I am always telling my hubby that we need more pics of him on our couples profile. There's nothing more frustrating than looking at a couples profile and seeing all picks of the female | |||
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"I don't think it's unique to men at all." This A lot of women or couples profiles are just rants and lists. You just have to keep looking I guess  | |||
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"I think I am the only woman on Fab who enjoys a cock pic!
That said, I am always surprised about sizes in the flesh!
I do like to see photographs that leave something to the imagination.....a crisp white shirt unbuttoned with a hairy chest beneath.... A pair of boxers with the outline of a cock. Sensual pictures, black and white, a strategically placed hand.
But on the other side of the coin.... I am always telling my hubby that we need more pics of him on our couples profile. There's nothing more frustrating than looking at a couples profile and seeing all picks of the female"It's backwards isn't it? They women are, tbh, the assets here, so couples should be trying to prove the men are worth a go too. It's very unlikely for the woman to not be good enough if the man is. So as the asset, isn't it the women picking the couples they'll go with, and therefore should demand all the evidence that the guy is ok? | |||
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"I think I am the only woman on Fab who enjoys a cock pic!
That said, I am always surprised about sizes in the flesh!
I do like to see photographs that leave something to the imagination.....a crisp white shirt unbuttoned with a hairy chest beneath.... A pair of boxers with the outline of a cock. Sensual pictures, black and white, a strategically placed hand.
But on the other side of the coin.... I am always telling my hubby that we need more pics of him on our couples profile. There's nothing more frustrating than looking at a couples profile and seeing all picks of the female"Haha yes, we’re all coming across as cock haters! I’m definitely not a hater. I just don’t think they photograph well | |||
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"I think I am the only woman on Fab who enjoys a cock pic!
That said, I am always surprised about sizes in the flesh!
I do like to see photographs that leave something to the imagination.....a crisp white shirt unbuttoned with a hairy chest beneath.... A pair of boxers with the outline of a cock. Sensual pictures, black and white, a strategically placed hand.
But on the other side of the coin.... I am always telling my hubby that we need more pics of him on our couples profile. There's nothing more frustrating than looking at a couples profile and seeing all picks of the female
It's backwards isn't it? They women are, tbh, the assets here, so couples should be trying to prove the men are worth a go too. It's very unlikely for the woman to not be good enough if the man is.
So as the asset, isn't it the women picking the couples they'll go with, and therefore should demand all the evidence that the guy is ok?"Yes totally agree with all of the above. It’s the single straight women looking for single straight men. I was curious as to how they filter and what they find good in a profile. | |||
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"It's rare I come upon a good woman's profile. A lot seem to have 20 pictures of their breasts and wide open lady garden accompanied with the written text saying "face pic with first message or don't bother and be over 6ft". And I think "oh, ok". lol. " Are you LITERALLY Colin Farrell?? | |||
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"It's rare I come upon a good woman's profile. A lot seem to have 20 pictures of their breasts and wide open lady garden accompanied with the written text saying "face pic with first message or don't bother and be over 6ft". And I think "oh, ok". lol. " Haha yes it’s definitely not just guys. I can say I’m not a fan of lots of foof pictures either. I like to see face pics although I know not many folk are comfortable sharing those publicly. As I’m not either. Who knows what your aunt and uncle might get up to. No one wants to cross paths! Haha. But a glimpse of a cheeky smile or eye glint you can’t beat. | |||
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"Could say the same of women who only post tit or pussy pictures " Indeed. We have agreed it’s not specific to men. It’s just that men get a lot of crap on here I thought it’d be nice for anyone whos looking for single males to give an opinion on what it is they look for | |||
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"I don't think it's unique to men at all." I agree, women get away with it because, well because it's fab and they're women | |||
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"I don't think it's unique to men at all. I agree, women get away with it because, well because it's fab and they're women "They get away with it, and then get away with being pricks about it. | |||
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"It's rare I come upon a good woman's profile. A lot seem to have 20 pictures of their breasts and wide open lady garden accompanied with the written text saying "face pic with first message or don't bother and be over 6ft". And I think "oh, ok". lol. " To be honest I think a lot of single men on here take their cue from women's profiles. They hardly look at other men's profiles and try to create the male equivalent of the profiles they've seen. Hence the cock, bum and chest pictures. | |||
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"I think I am the only woman on Fab who enjoys a cock pic!
That said, I am always surprised about sizes in the flesh!
I do like to see photographs that leave something to the imagination.....a crisp white shirt unbuttoned with a hairy chest beneath.... A pair of boxers with the outline of a cock. Sensual pictures, black and white, a strategically placed hand.
But on the other side of the coin.... I am always telling my hubby that we need more pics of him on our couples profile. There's nothing more frustrating than looking at a couples profile and seeing all picks of the female
Haha yes, we’re all coming across as cock haters!
I’m definitely not a hater. I just don’t think they photograph well "Cock pic tips. 1. Make sure it's all clean, neat, and tidy 2. Don't use the flash on your camera. It really does your knob no favours 3. No sky remote or lynx can. No need to thank me | |||
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"I think I am the only woman on Fab who enjoys a cock pic!
That said, I am always surprised about sizes in the flesh!
I do like to see photographs that leave something to the imagination.....a crisp white shirt unbuttoned with a hairy chest beneath.... A pair of boxers with the outline of a cock. Sensual pictures, black and white, a strategically placed hand.
But on the other side of the coin.... I am always telling my hubby that we need more pics of him on our couples profile. There's nothing more frustrating than looking at a couples profile and seeing all picks of the female
Haha yes, we’re all coming across as cock haters!
I’m definitely not a hater. I just don’t think they photograph well
Cock pic tips.
1. Make sure it's all clean, neat, and tidy
2. Don't use the flash on your camera. It really does your knob no favours
3. No sky remote or lynx can.
No need to thank me"And his two penneth arrives! | |||
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"Everybody ultimately puts what they want to put, if you copy the style of another profile, you are in reality not coming across as the person that you really are. "A very good point. Cock pic Cock pic Cock pic Ah yes yes a cock..... Disclaimer: I am laughing while writing this and not trying to be a twat | |||
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"I think I am the only woman on Fab who enjoys a cock pic!
That said, I am always surprised about sizes in the flesh!
I do like to see photographs that leave something to the imagination.....a crisp white shirt unbuttoned with a hairy chest beneath.... A pair of boxers with the outline of a cock. Sensual pictures, black and white, a strategically placed hand.
But on the other side of the coin.... I am always telling my hubby that we need more pics of him on our couples profile. There's nothing more frustrating than looking at a couples profile and seeing all picks of the female
Haha yes, we’re all coming across as cock haters!
I’m definitely not a hater. I just don’t think they photograph well
Cock pic tips.
1. Make sure it's all clean, neat, and tidy
2. Don't use the flash on your camera. It really does your knob no favours
3. No sky remote or lynx can.
No need to thank me
And his two incheth arrives! "That's more realistic.  | |||
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"It's rare I come upon a good woman's profile. A lot seem to have 20 pictures of their breasts and wide open lady garden accompanied with the written text saying "face pic with first message or don't bother and be over 6ft". And I think "oh, ok". lol. To be honest I think a lot of single men on here take their cue from women's profiles. They hardly look at other men's profiles and try to create the male equivalent of the profiles they've seen. Hence the cock, bum and chest pictures. "That’s a good point too! Didn’t think of that. Everyone else is getting results from flashing the boobies so let’s do that. | |||
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"Some of the shit you read on here. "Whatcha reading? | |||
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"Some of the shit you read on here.
Whatcha reading? "The super studs tips  | |||
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"Some of the shit you read on here.
Whatcha reading?
The super studs tips "Hahahaha i know. Sorry about that. My bad. You say one positive thing about the profile and now he’s fab royalty! | |||
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"Some of the shit you read on here.
Whatcha reading?
The super studs tips
Hahahaha i know. Sorry about that. My bad. You say one positive thing about the profile and now he’s fab royalty!" | |||
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"It's the guys with no pics & no info who message with the old "ask me anything" line. Like they think it's up to you to do the work. Do they really expect an almost blank profile to get results? " Ask me anything line is a pain. Which end of the extreme kink spectrum do you start? | |||
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"It's the guys with no pics & no info who message with the old "ask me anything" line. Like they think it's up to you to do the work. Do they really expect an almost blank profile to get results? " Or, even when questioned, are up for absolutely anything. You're either naive or sick. | |||
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"It's the guys with no pics & no info who message with the old "ask me anything" line. Like they think it's up to you to do the work. Do they really expect an almost blank profile to get results? " AHHHH YEAH. And we've spoken to a few like this, or significantly better and you try and foster conversation... "What do u wnt to no?" URGH! SELL YOURSELF YOU MUPPET. | |||
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"I don't think it's unique to men at all. I agree, women get away with it because, well because it's fab and they're women "It's a stark reality of Fab - as I alluded to in my earlier post, because of the number of men here that will message a profile labelled as a female one regardless of whether it has pics or text women can go for the minimalist approach, or the ranty one and still find what they are looking for. Personally I have no particular preference regardless of the gender/category the profile sits in preferring to take my time and get to know people BUT deciding to do so has to come from something that appeals to me first, which might be the profile but could just as easily be their forum presence and interaction. | |||
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"I think I am the only woman on Fab who enjoys a cock pic!
That said, I am always surprised about sizes in the flesh!
I do like to see photographs that leave something to the imagination.....a crisp white shirt unbuttoned with a hairy chest beneath.... A pair of boxers with the outline of a cock. Sensual pictures, black and white, a strategically placed hand.
But on the other side of the coin.... I am always telling my hubby that we need more pics of him on our couples profile. There's nothing more frustrating than looking at a couples profile and seeing all picks of the female
Haha yes, we’re all coming across as cock haters!
I’m definitely not a hater. I just don’t think they photograph well
Cock pic tips.
1. Make sure it's all clean, neat, and tidy
2. Don't use the flash on your camera. It really does your knob no favours
3. No sky remote or lynx can.
No need to thank me" | |||
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" Where was the dick pic taken ? In the back of my van Have you considered buying a new van ?" Haha brilliant | |||
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"It's rare I come upon a good woman's profile. A lot seem to have 20 pictures of their breasts and wide open lady garden accompanied with the written text saying "face pic with first message or don't bother and be over 6ft". And I think "oh, ok". lol. " Must look like a greek god Have 8 gold medals Nobel peace prize Etc etc | |||
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"It's rare I come upon a good woman's profile. A lot seem to have 20 pictures of their breasts and wide open lady garden accompanied with the written text saying "face pic with first message or don't bother and be over 6ft". And I think "oh, ok". lol. Must look like a greek god Have 8 gold medals Nobel peace prize Etc etc " "Must be worthy" . Like we need to be able to lift Thor's hammer or something | |||
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"It's rare I come upon a good woman's profile. A lot seem to have 20 pictures of their breasts and wide open lady garden accompanied with the written text saying "face pic with first message or don't bother and be over 6ft". And I think "oh, ok". lol. Must look like a greek god Have 8 gold medals Nobel peace prize Etc etc "Must be worthy" . Like we need to be able to lift Thor's hammer or something "Don’t forget - must be able to deliver brexit too. Soon as i read must look 6 feet tall and crush rocks with bare hands, that’s me screwed. Does any woman like slim guys? Survey says. No | |||
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"It's rare I come upon a good woman's profile. A lot seem to have 20 pictures of their breasts and wide open lady garden accompanied with the written text saying "face pic with first message or don't bother and be over 6ft". And I think "oh, ok". lol. Must look like a greek god Have 8 gold medals Nobel peace prize Etc etc "Must be worthy" . Like we need to be able to lift Thor's hammer or something
Don’t forget - must be able to deliver brexit too.
Soon as i read must look 6 feet tall and crush rocks with bare hands, that’s me screwed.
Does any woman like slim guys? Survey says. No "Don't mention the B word | |||
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"It's rare I come upon a good woman's profile. A lot seem to have 20 pictures of their breasts and wide open lady garden accompanied with the written text saying "face pic with first message or don't bother and be over 6ft". And I think "oh, ok". lol. Are you LITERALLY Colin Farrell??" I'll be anything you want me to be, luv x | |||
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"Nothing better than a selection of pics of 17 different angles from the same cock. Particularly exotic when there is an open loo in the background..." Your profile is just you trying to say you have money witch will work with the ones on here looking for pay for play. Bit sad your advertising that you need money to get woman still up to you. | |||
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