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By *exhillboy OP   Man
over a year ago

Pevensey

This is not a story or a fantasy but merely an observation so I apologise for posting in the wrong place. I have noticed that there appear to be two distinct types of women on FAB (and I dont mean married and single) The first type always look like they are on a professional photoshoot, they wear the most expensive of lingerie and the almost compulsory pair of Laboutins and always seem to give off an aire of unobtainability, it is almost as if they are wearing those clothes in an attempt to tease and show the world how sexy they are. The second type of women are the same women you see pushing a trolley load of shopping around Tescos, they look like butter wouldnt melt in their mouth but their minds are full of pure filth, they are harbouring fantasies of lust. Maybe these women were not the prettiest girl in class when they were young but I will bet they were the horniest. They are obtainable and they are pure sexuality, these are the women that get my pulse racing, their sexuality is not just for show, these are real women. You are never going to be disappointed by these women. To me it is the difference between the pneumatic chested porn star and the real horny housewives, one wants to look horny and the other really is horny, no false advertising just pure lust. I salute these amazing women.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Sounds like a fire and damnation speech from z southern chapel

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

All women are real.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"All women are real. "

This, how many times do women need to point this simple fact out?

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By *appycouple300Couple
over a year ago

North Dorset

At least they have pictures up....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is not a story or a fantasy but merely an observation so I apologise for posting in the wrong place. I have noticed that there appear to be two distinct types of women on FAB (and I dont mean married and single) The first type always look like they are on a professional photoshoot, they wear the most expensive of lingerie and the almost compulsory pair of Laboutins and always seem to give off an aire of unobtainability, it is almost as if they are wearing those clothes in an attempt to tease and show the world how sexy they are. The second type of women are the same women you see pushing a trolley load of shopping around Tescos, they look like butter wouldnt melt in their mouth but their minds are full of pure filth, they are harbouring fantasies of lust. Maybe these women were not the prettiest girl in class when they were young but I will bet they were the horniest. They are obtainable and they are pure sexuality, these are the women that get my pulse racing, their sexuality is not just for show, these are real women. You are never going to be disappointed by these women. To me it is the difference between the pneumatic chested porn star and the real horny housewives, one wants to look horny and the other really is horny, no false advertising just pure lust. I salute these amazing women."
wow only those two types lol I've seen many types here but would rarely describe any woman pushing a trolley around Tescos as horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Correct Whistle and Flute, everyone knows that the horniest women shop at Aldi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is not a story or a fantasy but merely an observation so I apologise for posting in the wrong place. I have noticed that there appear to be two distinct types of women on FAB (and I dont mean married and single) The first type always look like they are on a professional photoshoot, they wear the most expensive of lingerie and the almost compulsory pair of Laboutins and always seem to give off an aire of unobtainability, it is almost as if they are wearing those clothes in an attempt to tease and show the world how sexy they are. The second type of women are the same women you see pushing a trolley load of shopping around Tescos, they look like butter wouldnt melt in their mouth but their minds are full of pure filth, they are harbouring fantasies of lust. Maybe these women were not the prettiest girl in class when they were young but I will bet they were the horniest. They are obtainable and they are pure sexuality, these are the women that get my pulse racing, their sexuality is not just for show, these are real women. You are never going to be disappointed by these women. To me it is the difference between the pneumatic chested porn star and the real horny housewives, one wants to look horny and the other really is horny, no false advertising just pure lust. I salute these amazing women."

there are many types of women OP

so you think those who were ugly at school which I think is rather a not nice thing to say because no one is ugly.

I think the OP is horny and trying to describe his horny partner but cant be ugly.OP?

and the photos of the women pushing trollies OP so what if they do

so what if a woman wants to feel sexy

everything is expensive in life not just lingerie

I wear sexy clothes at times to make me and only ME feel sexy

are you saying that the old folk past 70 are filthy what a funny judgement to make on those that push trollies OP

I think OP is horny as hell and lusts for a woman over 70 pushing a trolley round Tesco's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is not a story or a fantasy but merely an observation so I apologise for posting in the wrong place. I have noticed that there appear to be two distinct types of women on FAB (and I dont mean married and single) The first type always look like they are on a professional photoshoot, they wear the most expensive of lingerie and the almost compulsory pair of Laboutins and always seem to give off an aire of unobtainability, it is almost as if they are wearing those clothes in an attempt to tease and show the world how sexy they are. The second type of women are the same women you see pushing a trolley load of shopping around Tescos, they look like butter wouldnt melt in their mouth but their minds are full of pure filth, they are harbouring fantasies of lust. Maybe these women were not the prettiest girl in class when they were young but I will bet they were the horniest. They are obtainable and they are pure sexuality, these are the women that get my pulse racing, their sexuality is not just for show, these are real women. You are never going to be disappointed by these women. To me it is the difference between the pneumatic chested porn star and the real horny housewives, one wants to look horny and the other really is horny, no false advertising just pure lust. I salute these amazing women.wow only those two types lol I've seen many types here but would rarely describe any woman pushing a trolley around Tescos as horny "

OP said filthy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Correct Whistle and Flute, everyone knows that the horniest women shop at Aldi"

70 year old pushing a trolley and a tramp at that is his kind of horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is not a story or a fantasy but merely an observation so I apologise for posting in the wrong place. I have noticed that there appear to be two distinct types of women on FAB (and I dont mean married and single) The first type always look like they are on a professional photoshoot, they wear the most expensive of lingerie and the almost compulsory pair of Laboutins and always seem to give off an aire of unobtainability, it is almost as if they are wearing those clothes in an attempt to tease and show the world how sexy they are. The second type of women are the same women you see pushing a trolley load of shopping around Tescos, they look like butter wouldnt melt in their mouth but their minds are full of pure filth, they are harbouring fantasies of lust. Maybe these women were not the prettiest girl in class when they were young but I will bet they were the horniest. They are obtainable and they are pure sexuality, these are the women that get my pulse racing, their sexuality is not just for show, these are real women. You are never going to be disappointed by these women. To me it is the difference between the pneumatic chested porn star and the real horny housewives, one wants to look horny and the other really is horny, no false advertising just pure lust. I salute these amazing women."

according the world of CARP the OP thinks that the ugly girls at school were the horniest..what the heck is any kind of reference to a school child OP are you serious

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

I read this IN TESCO. the shame

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester


"Correct Whistle and Flute, everyone knows that the horniest women shop at Aldi"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So you think both types are unobtainable? Get some confidence lad

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By *onkyLemonsCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"This is not a story or a fantasy but merely an observation so I apologise for posting in the wrong place. I have noticed that there appear to be two distinct types of women on FAB (and I dont mean married and single) The first type always look like they are on a professional photoshoot, they wear the most expensive of lingerie and the almost compulsory pair of Laboutins and always seem to give off an aire of unobtainability, it is almost as if they are wearing those clothes in an attempt to tease and show the world how sexy they are. The second type of women are the same women you see pushing a trolley load of shopping around Tescos, they look like butter wouldnt melt in their mouth but their minds are full of pure filth, they are harbouring fantasies of lust. Maybe these women were not the prettiest girl in class when they were young but I will bet they were the horniest. They are obtainable and they are pure sexuality, these are the women that get my pulse racing, their sexuality is not just for show, these are real women. You are never going to be disappointed by these women. To me it is the difference between the pneumatic chested porn star and the real horny housewives, one wants to look horny and the other really is horny, no false advertising just pure lust. I salute these amazing women."

Maybe those women you describe as being similar to “pneumatic chested pornstars” are simply women who choose to express themselves in a way that makes themselves feel good?

Maybe all of the women on this site are here for different reasons and just because their reasons don’t necessarily match up with yours - that doesn’t mean they’re any less legitimate?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All women are real. "

Apart from the ones on certain 'couples' profiles....where they only exist in the mind of some men

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Maybe the op means that he feels more comfortable approaching women like most of us, who he sees in the street and in the shops.

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By *eachplumCouple
over a year ago

cbg

No idea where I fit into these categories! I'm real, like posing in underwear to tease, often seen looking tired and pushing a trolley round Tesco and have a flithy mind! KX

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"This is not a story or a fantasy but merely an observation so I apologise for posting in the wrong place. I have noticed that there appear to be two distinct types of women on FAB (and I dont mean married and single) The first type always look like they are on a professional photoshoot, they wear the most expensive of lingerie and the almost compulsory pair of Laboutins and always seem to give off an aire of unobtainability, it is almost as if they are wearing those clothes in an attempt to tease and show the world how sexy they are. The second type of women are the same women you see pushing a trolley load of shopping around Tescos, they look like butter wouldnt melt in their mouth but their minds are full of pure filth, they are harbouring fantasies of lust. Maybe these women were not the prettiest girl in class when they were young but I will bet they were the horniest. They are obtainable and they are pure sexuality, these are the women that get my pulse racing, their sexuality is not just for show, these are real women. You are never going to be disappointed by these women. To me it is the difference between the pneumatic chested porn star and the real horny housewives, one wants to look horny and the other really is horny, no false advertising just pure lust. I salute these amazing women.

according the world of CARP the OP thinks that the ugly girls at school were the horniest..what the heck is any kind of reference to a school child OP are you serious "

I think you're reading things into the op that aren't there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So there's no in between those types of women you say.

Ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Correct Whistle and Flute, everyone knows that the horniest women shop at Aldi"
lol

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!


"This is not a story or a fantasy but merely an observation so I apologise for posting in the wrong place. I have noticed that there appear to be two distinct types of women on FAB (and I dont mean married and single) The first type always look like they are on a professional photoshoot, they wear the most expensive of lingerie and the almost compulsory pair of Laboutins and always seem to give off an aire of unobtainability, it is almost as if they are wearing those clothes in an attempt to tease and show the world how sexy they are. The second type of women are the same women you see pushing a trolley load of shopping around Tescos, they look like butter wouldnt melt in their mouth but their minds are full of pure filth, they are harbouring fantasies of lust. Maybe these women were not the prettiest girl in class when they were young but I will bet they were the horniest. They are obtainable and they are pure sexuality, these are the women that get my pulse racing, their sexuality is not just for show, these are real women. You are never going to be disappointed by these women. To me it is the difference between the pneumatic chested porn star and the real horny housewives, one wants to look horny and the other really is horny, no false advertising just pure lust. I salute these amazing women."

Your talk of obtainable women is incredibly misogynistic, as is the whole piece really.

Go have a wank and calm your tits.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is not a story or a fantasy but merely an observation so I apologise for posting in the wrong place. I have noticed that there appear to be two distinct types of women on FAB (and I dont mean married and single) The first type always look like they are on a professional photoshoot, they wear the most expensive of lingerie and the almost compulsory pair of Laboutins and always seem to give off an aire of unobtainability, it is almost as if they are wearing those clothes in an attempt to tease and show the world how sexy they are. The second type of women are the same women you see pushing a trolley load of shopping around Tescos, they look like butter wouldnt melt in their mouth but their minds are full of pure filth, they are harbouring fantasies of lust. Maybe these women were not the prettiest girl in class when they were young but I will bet they were the horniest. They are obtainable and they are pure sexuality, these are the women that get my pulse racing, their sexuality is not just for show, these are real women. You are never going to be disappointed by these women. To me it is the difference between the pneumatic chested porn star and the real horny housewives, one wants to look horny and the other really is horny, no false advertising just pure lust. I salute these amazing women.

Your talk of obtainable women is incredibly misogynistic, as is the whole piece really.

Go have a wank and calm your tits. "
its hardly mysoginistic its just rather narrow in its inference

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By *ittyandtheboyCouple
over a year ago

Behind the bike shed!


" its hardly mysoginistic its just rather narrow in its inference "

Obtaining women = owning

That’s my view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well.

Personally I don't think I fit into either of those categories of women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I salute these amazing women."

Op salutes the ugly women he thinks he has half a chance with

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

This thread going the way you wanted it op?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" its hardly mysoginistic its just rather narrow in its inference

Obtaining women = owning

That’s my view "
a mysoginist hates women he doesn't hate them he's categorised them but with only two categories but the two he has chosen he loves

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well.

Personally I don't think I fit into either of those categories of women. "
do you shop at tescos?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm curious, how do the sexy lingerie women get their food shopping done?

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"This is not a story or a fantasy but merely an observation so I apologise for posting in the wrong place. I have noticed that there appear to be two distinct types of women on FAB (and I dont mean married and single) The first type always look like they are on a professional photoshoot, they wear the most expensive of lingerie and the almost compulsory pair of Laboutins and always seem to give off an aire of unobtainability, it is almost as if they are wearing those clothes in an attempt to tease and show the world how sexy they are. The second type of women are the same women you see pushing a trolley load of shopping around Tescos, they look like butter wouldnt melt in their mouth but their minds are full of pure filth, they are harbouring fantasies of lust. Maybe these women were not the prettiest girl in class when they were young but I will bet they were the horniest. They are obtainable and they are pure sexuality, these are the women that get my pulse racing, their sexuality is not just for show, these are real women. You are never going to be disappointed by these women. To me it is the difference between the pneumatic chested porn star and the real horny housewives, one wants to look horny and the other really is horny, no false advertising just pure lust. I salute these amazing women.

Your talk of obtainable women is incredibly misogynistic, as is the whole piece really.

Go have a wank and calm your tits. "

He probably means attainable or achievable. I genuinely think all he's trying to say is that he likes women that most of us would term normal or ordinary.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

What load of drivel. All women are real women regardless of what you think.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ow, I think the OP was trying to convey a nice sentiment #shrug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apart from on Fab, where most women are really men pretending to be women

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Ow, I think the OP was trying to convey a nice sentiment #shrug"

I think so too, he just didn't think it through properly first.

I don't have louboutins, but I wasn't the ugly lass at school either,there are lots more than just two types of women op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This is not a story or a fantasy but merely an observation so I apologise for posting in the wrong place. I have noticed that there appear to be two distinct types of women on FAB (and I dont mean married and single) The first type always look like they are on a professional photoshoot, they wear the most expensive of lingerie and the almost compulsory pair of Laboutins and always seem to give off an aire of unobtainability, it is almost as if they are wearing those clothes in an attempt to tease and show the world how sexy they are. The second type of women are the same women you see pushing a trolley load of shopping around Tescos, they look like butter wouldnt melt in their mouth but their minds are full of pure filth, they are harbouring fantasies of lust. Maybe these women were not the prettiest girl in class when they were young but I will bet they were the horniest. They are obtainable and they are pure sexuality, these are the women that get my pulse racing, their sexuality is not just for show, these are real women. You are never going to be disappointed by these women. To me it is the difference between the pneumatic chested porn star and the real horny housewives, one wants to look horny and the other really is horny, no false advertising just pure lust. I salute these amazing women."

Utter nonsense. I was greatly disappointed by one of these women in Tescos. She took the last bag of frozen veg just as I was approaching the freezer. Horny housewife? Carrot thief more like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice story bro

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By *rmrs1234Couple
over a year ago

Waterford

To be fair if i had a pair of them shoes id be showing them off at every opportunity as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what he means...my profile name is what it is because I am invisible middle aged woman living on an anonymous housing estate just going about her daily business in a quiet unassuming way.

Guys seem to like me not in spite of this but because of it. I am friendly, chatty welcoming and as so many say "not up my own arse".

Hands up for ordinary, someone has to be to make others extraordinary!

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands


"I know what he means...my profile name is what it is because I am invisible middle aged woman living on an anonymous housing estate just going about her daily business in a quiet unassuming way.

Guys seem to like me not in spite of this but because of it. I am friendly, chatty welcoming and as so many say "not up my own arse".

Hands up for ordinary, someone has to be to make others extraordinary!"

This

Well said

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