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 (how is that an okay first message??)
Do I want to meet for sex and drugs?  (No I like to be sane and sober for sex)
Can I ask you a question? (Okay, not as bad compared to the other 2 examples but why not just ask the question instead of asking if it's okay to ask the question??) 
Are you on the pill/can I breed you? (Why is this a first message??) 
Some long detailed paragraph about what they want to do to me ending in them asking I want them to continue (No, I want you to stop and never copy paste that to anyone ever again).
Basically fellas, don't do any of the above to at least increase your chances as these examples will most certainly not help.
Any other examples welcome
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 so unfortunately I don't think you can avoid it. Unless you blocked everyone and you shouldnt have to do that.
I only get a few messages and most of them are from men. I haven't blocked all men, because I like to read them for entertainment purposes.
I had one recently asking me..
"how far down do you pull your trousers when you are sitting on the toilet?" 
He even gave me three options lol. | |||
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Twenty quid is twenty quid though... | |||
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"Uploading a video takes the messages to a whole lower level! We've had the ra*e thing asked, they get a reply, but not a nice one. On several occasions we've been asked to sell dirty underwear, the weirdest of which requested we meet and stuff a pair of knickers with a fresh load of cum in them into his mouth
Twenty quid is twenty quid though..."I love that, twenty quid is twenty quid ?? so did you take the money? | |||
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"I love that, twenty quid is twenty quid ?? so did you take the money?" Haha, seriously considered it! You only have to look at FB market place to see it could be quite a lucrative business! | |||
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"I love that, twenty quid is twenty quid ?? so did you take the money? Haha, seriously considered it! You only have to look at FB market place to see it could be quite a lucrative business!" Well I believe used panties are worth more like £50 according to a girl I used to chat to haha | |||
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"So, uploading a new picture gets the weirdos out in force apparently. Couples and Single ladies I'm sure have received some things similar. A few examples of first messages not limited to this one instance Am I into Ra*e play? (how is that an okay first message??)
Do I want to meet for sex and drugs? (No I like to be sane and sober for sex)
Can I ask you a question? (Okay, not as bad compared to the other 2 examples but why not just ask the question instead of asking if it's okay to ask the question??)
Are you on the pill/can I breed you? (Why is this a first message??)
Some long detailed paragraph about what they want to do to me ending in them asking I want them to continue (No, I want you to stop and never copy paste that to anyone ever again).
Basically fellas, don't do any of the above to at least increase your chances as these examples will most certainly not help.
Any other examples welcome
"Well I'd have loved to have messaged you a sane, quirky friendly complement but I'm too old  | |||
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"So, uploading a new picture gets the weirdos out in force apparently. Couples and Single ladies I'm sure have received some things similar. A few examples of first messages not limited to this one instance Am I into Ra*e play? (how is that an okay first message??)
Do I want to meet for sex and drugs? (No I like to be sane and sober for sex)
Can I ask you a question? (Okay, not as bad compared to the other 2 examples but why not just ask the question instead of asking if it's okay to ask the question??)
Are you on the pill/can I breed you? (Why is this a first message??)
Some long detailed paragraph about what they want to do to me ending in them asking I want them to continue (No, I want you to stop and never copy paste that to anyone ever again).
Basically fellas, don't do any of the above to at least increase your chances as these examples will most certainly not help.
Any other examples welcome
"Come off it, you love the attention. | |||
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"Uploading a video takes the messages to a whole lower level! We've had the ra*e thing asked, they get a reply, but not a nice one. On several occasions we've been asked to sell dirty underwear, the weirdest of which requested we meet and stuff a pair of knickers with a fresh load of cum in them into his mouth
Twenty quid is twenty quid though..."Gotta make you're self laugh ain't you! | |||
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"So, uploading a new picture gets the weirdos out in force apparently. Couples and Single ladies I'm sure have received some things similar. A few examples of first messages not limited to this one instance Am I into Ra*e play? (how is that an okay first message??)
Do I want to meet for sex and drugs? (No I like to be sane and sober for sex)
Can I ask you a question? (Okay, not as bad compared to the other 2 examples but why not just ask the question instead of asking if it's okay to ask the question??)
Are you on the pill/can I breed you? (Why is this a first message??)
Some long detailed paragraph about what they want to do to me ending in them asking I want them to continue (No, I want you to stop and never copy paste that to anyone ever again).
Basically fellas, don't do any of the above to at least increase your chances as these examples will most certainly not help.
Any other examples welcome
Come off it, you love the attention. "It's reap....just saying Did enjoy the jokes though   | |||
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"So, uploading a new picture gets the weirdos out in force apparently. Couples and Single ladies I'm sure have received some things similar. A few examples of first messages not limited to this one instance Am I into Ra*e play? (how is that an okay first message??)
Do I want to meet for sex and drugs? (No I like to be sane and sober for sex)
Can I ask you a question? (Okay, not as bad compared to the other 2 examples but why not just ask the question instead of asking if it's okay to ask the question??)
Are you on the pill/can I breed you? (Why is this a first message??)
Some long detailed paragraph about what they want to do to me ending in them asking I want them to continue (No, I want you to stop and never copy paste that to anyone ever again).
Basically fellas, don't do any of the above to at least increase your chances as these examples will most certainly not help.
Any other examples welcome
Come off it, you love the attention.
It's reap....just saying
Did enjoy the jokes though "All jokes aside, Don't read my profile and not send a picture of you're arse mate. It's the rules. | |||
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"I hear some profiles (my ex had this a few times too) say: I know you like [insert race or penis preference here] but I’m sure I can change your mind... [insert probably cock picture below message]" P.s Borderlands is bad ass | |||
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"So, uploading a new picture gets the weirdos out in force apparently. Couples and Single ladies I'm sure have received some things similar. A few examples of first messages not limited to this one instance Am I into Ra*e play? (how is that an okay first message??)
Do I want to meet for sex and drugs? (No I like to be sane and sober for sex)
Can I ask you a question? (Okay, not as bad compared to the other 2 examples but why not just ask the question instead of asking if it's okay to ask the question??)
Are you on the pill/can I breed you? (Why is this a first message??)
Some long detailed paragraph about what they want to do to me ending in them asking I want them to continue (No, I want you to stop and never copy paste that to anyone ever again).
Basically fellas, don't do any of the above to at least increase your chances as these examples will most certainly not help.
Any other examples welcome
Come off it, you love the attention.
It's reap....just saying
Did enjoy the jokes though
All jokes aside, Don't read my profile and not send a picture of you're arse mate. It's the rules. "Ohhh I thought the arse pic was only to prove I've read the profile before messaging. My bad... | |||
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"So, uploading a new picture gets the weirdos out in force apparently. Couples and Single ladies I'm sure have received some things similar. A few examples of first messages not limited to this one instance Am I into Ra*e play? (how is that an okay first message??)
Do I want to meet for sex and drugs? (No I like to be sane and sober for sex)
Can I ask you a question? (Okay, not as bad compared to the other 2 examples but why not just ask the question instead of asking if it's okay to ask the question??)
Are you on the pill/can I breed you? (Why is this a first message??)
Some long detailed paragraph about what they want to do to me ending in them asking I want them to continue (No, I want you to stop and never copy paste that to anyone ever again).
Basically fellas, don't do any of the above to at least increase your chances as these examples will most certainly not help.
Any other examples welcome
Come off it, you love the attention.
It's reap....just saying
Did enjoy the jokes though
All jokes aside, Don't read my profile and not send a picture of you're arse mate. It's the rules.
Ohhh I thought the arse pic was only to prove I've read the profile before messaging. My bad... "Nah, I just wanted to see you're arse. Sorry... Not sorry at all really | |||
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"So, uploading a new picture gets the weirdos out in force apparently. Couples and Single ladies I'm sure have received some things similar. A few examples of first messages not limited to this one instance Am I into Ra*e play? (how is that an okay first message??)
Do I want to meet for sex and drugs? (No I like to be sane and sober for sex)
Can I ask you a question? (Okay, not as bad compared to the other 2 examples but why not just ask the question instead of asking if it's okay to ask the question??)
Are you on the pill/can I breed you? (Why is this a first message??)
Some long detailed paragraph about what they want to do to me ending in them asking I want them to continue (No, I want you to stop and never copy paste that to anyone ever again).
Basically fellas, don't do any of the above to at least increase your chances as these examples will most certainly not help.
Any other examples welcome
Come off it, you love the attention.
It's reap....just saying
Did enjoy the jokes though
All jokes aside, Don't read my profile and not send a picture of you're arse mate. It's the rules.
Ohhh I thought the arse pic was only to prove I've read the profile before messaging. My bad...
Nah, I just wanted to see you're arse. Sorry... Not sorry at all really "Well you might regret it | |||
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"So, uploading a new picture gets the weirdos out in force apparently. Couples and Single ladies I'm sure have received some things similar. A few examples of first messages not limited to this one instance Am I into Ra*e play? (how is that an okay first message??)
Do I want to meet for sex and drugs? (No I like to be sane and sober for sex)
Can I ask you a question? (Okay, not as bad compared to the other 2 examples but why not just ask the question instead of asking if it's okay to ask the question??)
Are you on the pill/can I breed you? (Why is this a first message??)
Some long detailed paragraph about what they want to do to me ending in them asking I want them to continue (No, I want you to stop and never copy paste that to anyone ever again).
Basically fellas, don't do any of the above to at least increase your chances as these examples will most certainly not help.
Any other examples welcome
Come off it, you love the attention.
It's reap....just saying
Did enjoy the jokes though
All jokes aside, Don't read my profile and not send a picture of you're arse mate. It's the rules.
Ohhh I thought the arse pic was only to prove I've read the profile before messaging. My bad...
Nah, I just wanted to see you're arse. Sorry... Not sorry at all really
Well you might regret it "Ffs, I'm in to physics, but that black hole was toooo much! | |||
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its Christmas a time of sharing share your body with me
I'm not just for Christmas
help i need somebody not just anybody, YOURS | |||
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"can i come round to yours I've locked myself out
its Christmas a time of sharing share your body with me
I'm not just for Christmas
help i need somebody not just anybody, YOURS "Thought you didn't smoke ? | |||
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"So, uploading a new picture gets the weirdos out in force apparently. Couples and Single ladies I'm sure have received some things similar. A few examples of first messages not limited to this one instance Am I into Ra*e play? (how is that an okay first message??)
Do I want to meet for sex and drugs? (No I like to be sane and sober for sex)
Can I ask you a question? (Okay, not as bad compared to the other 2 examples but why not just ask the question instead of asking if it's okay to ask the question??)
Are you on the pill/can I breed you? (Why is this a first message??)
Some long detailed paragraph about what they want to do to me ending in them asking I want them to continue (No, I want you to stop and never copy paste that to anyone ever again).
Basically fellas, don't do any of the above to at least increase your chances as these examples will most certainly not help.
Any other examples welcome
Come off it, you love the attention.
It's reap....just saying
Did enjoy the jokes though
All jokes aside, Don't read my profile and not send a picture of you're arse mate. It's the rules.
Ohhh I thought the arse pic was only to prove I've read the profile before messaging. My bad...
Nah, I just wanted to see you're arse. Sorry... Not sorry at all really
Well you might regret it
Ffs, I'm in to physics, but that black hole was toooo much! "You did ask for it tbf. I think of it more as a supernovae  | |||
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"can i come round to yours I've locked myself out
its Christmas a time of sharing share your body with me
I'm not just for Christmas
help i need somebody not just anybody, YOURS
Thought you didn't smoke ? "i only smoke in bed BOOM BOOM  | |||
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"So, uploading a new picture gets the weirdos out in force apparently. Couples and Single ladies I'm sure have received some things similar. A few examples of first messages not limited to this one instance Am I into Ra*e play? (how is that an okay first message??)
Do I want to meet for sex and drugs? (No I like to be sane and sober for sex)
Can I ask you a question? (Okay, not as bad compared to the other 2 examples but why not just ask the question instead of asking if it's okay to ask the question??)
Are you on the pill/can I breed you? (Why is this a first message??)
Some long detailed paragraph about what they want to do to me ending in them asking I want them to continue (No, I want you to stop and never copy paste that to anyone ever again).
Basically fellas, don't do any of the above to at least increase your chances as these examples will most certainly not help.
Any other examples welcome
Come off it, you love the attention.
It's reap....just saying
Did enjoy the jokes though
All jokes aside, Don't read my profile and not send a picture of you're arse mate. It's the rules.
Ohhh I thought the arse pic was only to prove I've read the profile before messaging. My bad...
Nah, I just wanted to see you're arse. Sorry... Not sorry at all really
Well you might regret it
Ffs, I'm in to physics, but that black hole was toooo much!
You did ask for it tbf.
I think of it more as a supernovae "supernova can reach 1,000,000,000 degrees Celsius, not by the hair on you're chinny, chin. Chin. Would you still have that much bum fluff left you're not that hot chill out. | |||
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"can i come round to yours I've locked myself out
its Christmas a time of sharing share your body with me
I'm not just for Christmas
help i need somebody not just anybody, YOURS
Thought you didn't smoke ? i only smoke in bed BOOM BOOM "Don't blow you're own "whistle" | |||
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"can i come round to yours I've locked myself out
its Christmas a time of sharing share your body with me
I'm not just for Christmas
help i need somebody not just anybody, YOURS
Thought you didn't smoke ? i only smoke in bed BOOM BOOM
Don't blow you're own "whistle" "well i can't blow yours | |||
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"can i come round to yours I've locked myself out
its Christmas a time of sharing share your body with me
I'm not just for Christmas
help i need somebody not just anybody, YOURS
Thought you didn't smoke ? i only smoke in bed BOOM BOOM
Don't blow you're own "whistle" well i can't blow yours "This just got scary. | |||
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"can i come round to yours I've locked myself out
its Christmas a time of sharing share your body with me
I'm not just for Christmas
help i need somebody not just anybody, YOURS
Thought you didn't smoke ? i only smoke in bed BOOM BOOM
Don't blow you're own "whistle" well i can't blow yours
This just got scary. "true....... cough......... beer | |||
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"So, uploading a new picture gets the weirdos out in force apparently. Couples and Single ladies I'm sure have received some things similar. A few examples of first messages not limited to this one instance Am I into Ra*e play? (how is that an okay first message??)
Do I want to meet for sex and drugs? (No I like to be sane and sober for sex)
Can I ask you a question? (Okay, not as bad compared to the other 2 examples but why not just ask the question instead of asking if it's okay to ask the question??)
Are you on the pill/can I breed you? (Why is this a first message??)
Some long detailed paragraph about what they want to do to me ending in them asking I want them to continue (No, I want you to stop and never copy paste that to anyone ever again).
Basically fellas, don't do any of the above to at least increase your chances as these examples will most certainly not help.
Any other examples welcome
"‘Can you teach me how to suck your partners cock?’ From a fat hairy dude was an eye opener | |||
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"Uploading a video takes the messages to a whole lower level! We've had the ra*e thing asked, they get a reply, but not a nice one. On several occasions we've been asked to sell dirty underwear, the weirdest of which requested we meet and stuff a pair of knickers with a fresh load of cum in them into his mouth
Twenty quid is twenty quid though..."Off to price up my undies drawers ! | |||
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"I hear some profiles (my ex had this a few times too) say: I know you like [insert race or penis preference here] but I’m sure I can change your mind... [insert probably cock picture below message] P.s Borderlands is bad ass" Indeed it is! | |||
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