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By *he James gang OP   Couple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

I hate it when I read on a profile the words 'we/I don't bite much, unless you ask'

So unoriginal!!!

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By *etWetWet453Couple
over a year ago

CAMBERLEY

Have a look at the end of our profile.

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

“Go to a club”.........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Husband is 110% straight"

??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Minty fresh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The phrase, "Happy fabbing."

-Which I am guilty of myself..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

100% genuine

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just ask. The only 2 words on a profile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Message me for interests usually means "I never read messages"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Been here before so know the score

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By *etWetWet453Couple
over a year ago

CAMBERLEY


"Have a look at the end of our profile. "

That’s not one of them. We have a list of them

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By *he James gang OP   Couple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY


"Have a look at the end of our profile. "

I think you've covered quite a lot there, brilliant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Popcorn

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

I can breathe through my ears

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley

Straight.

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By *ornylittlesubWoman
over a year ago

Grangemouth

Professional. Really? So you get paid too, cool bananas.

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

no single men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The lifestyle"

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

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You are stunning, best on fab, obviously copy and pasted and sent to 100 people a day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will fill this in later

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By *aven RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

Put "blah blah" in the message title to show you've read the profile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love to give oral for hours...

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

Veris starting "well what can I say about this one..."

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

You know who you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a look at the end of our profile. "

So glad I decided to be more original

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put "blah blah" in the message title to show you've read the profile x"

Bugger beat me to it, by 2 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Veris starting "well what can I say about this one..." "

Is that why we can't read yours

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love to give oral for hours..."

I call BS, tongue muscle strain is real sit on my face and I'll prove it.

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Been here before, know how it works.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We're all here for the same thing.

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

“Lost Sock is a Welsh sex-god with an appendage that has to be seen to be believed”.

Tiresome.

As is “treat her with respect”. Glad you reminded me of that one mate - I’d have left her in a lay-by on the A47 in the pitch black otherwise.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate


"Veris starting "well what can I say about this one..."

Is that why we can't read yours "

Nope

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By *ungrycplCouple
over a year ago

WORCESTER

To Sydney university.....

You have published my friend....its out there anyone can use it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"not looking to shag the whole site"

"young, dumb and full of cum"

"no men plz I'm 100% str8"

"looking for a regular" (regular what?! It's sex, not a dental checkup, just say you want a fwb)

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By *uesdaysfundayCouple
over a year ago

Sandbach

"my wife is very bi" oh ok so we are having a chart now are we? A simmering all the way up to a rolling boil of bi-ness lol. Oh dear me darling she either wants to do me or she doesn't lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discretion a must= married/not single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pic no reply

When they have zero pics on their profile

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington

Can’t send face pics because of my job or you just have a face like a welders bench

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

cant travel..cant accomadate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 21/12/19 19:01:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Verified on another site....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not looking to sleep with the whole site is a classic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most be hung. Are we talking about 6 or like 9. Just tell us a what size you want.

I also hate when someone say clean. I like will done you take shower lol

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent


"Not looking to sleep with the whole site is a classic"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put "blah blah" in the message title to show you've read the profile x"

Damn I'm guilt of that one

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By *uck-RogersMan
over a year ago

Ocknell in camper

Home alone. I have Mrs permission to play alone.

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex


"Straight.

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Haha very fab straight !

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

We are a straight couple , only male half playing at the moment. Looking to meet men haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a fuck buddy who can join us...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm actually *insert real age* not *insert fake age they changed it to to try and get around message filters* I don't know why it's not letting me change it!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“I am a straight man and I am looking to meet women”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Genuine Alpha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Face pic with message first or u wont get a reply"

fuck off u pic hoarder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know how this works!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"can't meet at the drop of a hat"

There's nothing really wrong with that, I just seem to read that particular phrase all the time.

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

"been here before"

"If you've read this far"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Treat him/her with the respect they deserve"

"don't miss out on this one"

"I wanna(sic) keep this one all to myself"

"been here before, know the score"

Etc etc!

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By *uke OzadeMan
over a year ago

Ho Chi Minge City

Seeks men, women, couples, TV/TS aged 18-99...

Because we all like a fit, tight 18yr old body one night then a 99yr old great great grandmother the next

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

gotta say all these are brilliant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bookmarking"

(A forum phrase)

Actually doing so

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By *ireblade24Man
over a year ago

sexy town

The Sydney university thing is a bit annoying on profiles, it's not true it's a load of bollocks!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Straight but will play bi in group"

Get out.

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

male half of the Cpl here,lool

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By *luffy_blanketsMan
over a year ago

Macclesfield

"Very suckable cock"

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

theres one on here...male half of Cpl looking to play at yours with permission haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Professional Male’ as opposed to an amateur Male? Apprentice Male like wtf does it even mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about this one say there athletic but only has close up pic of their d and nothing else. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How’s fab treating you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha! Love this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm a real woman. Not like all these fake robot and hologram one I keep running into lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love to give oral for hours..."

Some people do.

Me included.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a look at the end of our profile.

That’s not one of them. We have a list of them"

My phone died before I could reach the end of your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this, some of your replies proper made me giggle!

“Happy Fabbing” - Really? Someone asks me what I’m doing: “Oh just Fabbing dear, shan’t be long!” (Pmsl)

“Shaved in all the right places” - Where are the wrong places?

“Free’n’Single and ready to Mingle” Makes me grit my teeth! Hate it!

“I’ve got a good job, own home and car” in their photo background there’s mountains of dishes, or an absolute shit tip, or flowery bedding! —- yeah of course your single asshole!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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“I’ve got a good job, own home and car” in their photo background there’s mountains of dishes, or an absolute shit tip, or flowery bedding! —- yeah of course your single asshole!

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Oh that a good one. You also find that for reason they are always to busy to accommodate at here place too. Strange right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On a veri, 'knows how to please a woman' always makes me smile.

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By *taffs_hotwifeCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Put the word (insert word) in your message to prove you’ve read our profile.

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By *r_TrojanMan
over a year ago

In The North

[Removed by poster at 22/12/19 09:05:02]

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By *peak and SpellCouple
over a year ago

Greenwich, SE LONDON

"I'm a professional masseur with my own oils"(you went to Boots and just want a good grope?)

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By *r_TrojanMan
over a year ago

In The North

"This is not my first rodeo". Almost as popular as leaving, coming back and saying "Back again".

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By *eedsortingMan
over a year ago

Radley


"Seeks men, women, couples, TV/TS aged 18-99...

Because we all like a fit, tight 18yr old body one night then a 99yr old great great grandmother the next "

Well, funny you should say that....

That phrase is also quite often accompanied by the "Not interested in fucking my/our way through the site". I'm assuming it's not in an ironic way either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know it says straight but.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm different from all the other guys...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

entitled

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"I love this, some of your replies proper made me giggle!

“Happy Fabbing” - Really? Someone asks me what I’m doing: “Oh just Fabbing dear, shan’t be long!” (Pmsl)

“Shaved in all the right places” - Where are the wrong places?

“Free’n’Single and ready to Mingle” Makes me grit my teeth! Hate it!

“I’ve got a good job, own home and car” in their photo background there’s mountains of dishes, or an absolute shit tip, or flowery bedding! —- yeah of course your single asshole!

"

Your shit tip line made me giggle too!

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

I'm guilty of OP's peev eeeek

"I'm picky because I can be"

Ewww arrogant bitch, we know it's 1000000:1 guys to girls, you don't need to say it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

youre too far away

i want a relationship

i want local

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent


""I'm a professional masseur with my own oils"(you went to Boots and just want a good grope?) "
haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not here to fuck my way through the whole of fab.... loads say that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not another dick pic, block

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Natural Dom"

No mate, you're an arrogant alpha chimp arsehole. Totally different thing.

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By *agermeisterMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"No face pic, no chat"

Send face pic. Still no chat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“This is my first time”

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""I'm a professional masseur with my own oils"(you went to Boots and just want a good grope?) "

Hahahahahahahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can lick pussy for hours!!!!

Really!!! Lol

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"I can lick pussy for hours!!!!

Really!!! Lol"

Read that, I can dream for hours about licking pussy for 10 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can lick pussy for hours!!!!

Really!!! Lol"

Is he saying he take him that long to get someone off lol

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent


"I can lick pussy for hours!!!!

Really!!! Lol

Is he saying he take him that long to get someone off lol "
think that is code for cant get a hard on lol

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

New to this please be gentle , with verifications dating back 10 years

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

No time wasters , genuine meets only, not meeting at the moment haha

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

Straight guys only! Who are orally bi lol

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By *ain and sortedMan
over a year ago

Old Harlow Essex

Single guys who can accommodate a fuck buddy couple , no hotels. Means we are having an affair and need some were to play foc lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/12/19 20:19:49]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional couple.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I love this, some of your replies proper made me giggle!

“Happy Fabbing” - Really? Someone asks me what I’m doing: “Oh just Fabbing dear, shan’t be long!” (Pmsl)

“Shaved in all the right places” - Where are the wrong places?

“Free’n’Single and ready to Mingle” Makes me grit my teeth! Hate it!

“I’ve got a good job, own home and car” in their photo background there’s mountains of dishes, or an absolute shit tip, or flowery bedding! —- yeah of course your single asshole!

"

I’ve got a good job, own home and car”

Is going to attract golddiggers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't mess this one around she's what fabs all about

i need profile help

is having no blacks written on my profile racist

who's got the best boobs

what makes a good cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i don't bite unless you ask me to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to sleep with the whole site..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"don't mess this one around she's what fabs all about

i need profile help

is having no blacks written on my profile racist

who's got the best boobs

what makes a good cock "
I swear you have made all that up

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By *rIntMan
over a year ago

Near You


"Professional couple. "

I never understood why people put that. You don’t need to be an executive to swing

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By *rIntMan
over a year ago

Near You

When people put “as section b paragraph a.3, you can’t steal my pics or I will sue”. Erm it’s kinda too late for that since you posted it yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When people put “as section b paragraph a.3, you can’t steal my pics or I will sue”. Erm it’s kinda too late for that since you posted it yourself "
Agree Total bollocks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knows what she wants and how to get it.

Hate that in Veri's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Maycontainfullnuts is such a dickhead!"

I wish people would stop saying that. It's become SUCH a clichè..

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

"Been here before so please verify me if you remember me...."

Meaning your missus caught you but you are having another go

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By *aked_magicMan
over a year ago

the gutter looking at the stars (S.Australia)

For some reason i cant explain "Somewhere only we know" as a location really grinds my gears, like seriously is that the best you can come up with?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We're all the same height lying down".

No. No, we're not.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""We're all the same height lying down".

No. No, we're not. "
exactly if youve got really pert 38DDs they stick up way higher than me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

does my bum look big in this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

only huge cocks need apply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put "blah blah" in the message title to show you've read the profile x"

this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Professional. Really? So you get paid too, cool bananas. "

Cool Bananas!!! Hahaha, never heard that. I hope this becomes the most used Fab term.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""We're all the same height lying down".

No. No, we're not. "

Lying down fun and sex is boring any way!

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


""We're all the same height lying down".

No. No, we're not. "

I get some real height if I stick my tongue out

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By *est Wales WifeCouple
over a year ago

Near Carmarthen

"Age is just a number"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Age is just a number""
yes but thats a fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Straight guy seeking men!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you help me cum?

Thats not a request from me btw lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight guy seeking men!!! "
verified by men lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight guy seeking men!!! verified by men lol "
and only men lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight guy seeking men!!! verified by men lol and only men lol. "
exactly how often does that happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Straight guy seeking men!!! verified by men lol and only men lol. exactly how often does that happen "
lol x

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By *uzy swallowTV/TS
over a year ago

Warminster

I carnt publish your verification because I want meet women and it might put them off if they know I’m not straight !!! really .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I carnt publish your verification because I want meet women and it might put them off if they know I’m not straight !!! really . "
Wrong on many levels

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By *uzy swallowTV/TS
over a year ago

Warminster

Had it happen a few times to me. Xxxx

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By *arkbaneMan
over a year ago

East leeds


"Have a look at the end of our profile. "

Like war and peace reading profile lol

The best bits at the end I see lol

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By *aserblade2Man
over a year ago

hastings


""Husband is 110% straight"

??"

Can you be 110 percent something?

Me thinks he does protest to much.

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By *isser36Man
over a year ago

fylde Coast

"sick of fab am leaving after tonight"....

"Hate fab so many arseholes"...

"am leaving this site it's crap"...

Etc.. Etc...

All still on with active profiles weeks and months later!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""Husband is 110% straight"

??

Can you be 110 percent something?

Me thinks he does protest to much.

"

Thank you for not saying "doth"...that would have been Aaaaarghhhh

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By *uesdaysfundayCouple
over a year ago

Sandbach


"Had it happen a few times to me. Xxxx"

Personally I would be more interested in him would make him a more opened minded lover. I like a person who is open to all sexual experiences, within sexual preferences obviously

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I'm actually Bi, I put straight on my profile so as not to put the ladies off.... check out my other profile on Fab Guys....."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mrs sucks like a Dyson

Mrs could fuck for England.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg so many of these but my least favourites are:

'genuine' - because no-one would lie, right?

'How's Fab treating you/going for you?' - just boring and unoriginal

'I can do oral for hours'. Amazing. Here's your medal. Oral does very little for me but I can suck dick for hours too. Yay us.

'clean' - well, I fucking should think so?! Is that not a given?

'I have permission' - no, you really don't.

The age being 'wrong' is one I see a lot.

I am very guilty of the 'hidden words in the profile' and it does help me to add an extra filter so I don't give a shit if people don't like it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It could be Im shaven and prefer the same in others or there has to be some chemistry its so repetitive on profiles.

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands


"Put "blah blah" in the message title to show you've read the profile x"

This.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr as a lovely cock and knows how to use it

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"The phrase, "Happy fabbing."

-Which I am guilty of myself.. "

I use that all the time.

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Are there any genuine women here or are they all fakes and time wasters?!

Always by a guy that has 17 cock pics and ‘just ask’ for his profile.

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter


"Have a look at the end of our profile. "

I enjoyed that! :D

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By *entakuruMan
over a year ago

Exeter


""Husband is 110% straight"

??

Can you be 110 percent something?

Me thinks he does protest to much.

Thank you for not saying "doth"...that would have been Aaaaarghhhh"

He protesteth excessively?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How's your luck on here?

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

Can't meet at the drop of a hat.

We regard them more as friends.

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

I work hard and I play hard.

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By *exy4youxxWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract


"I hate it when I read on a profile the words 'we/I don't bite much, unless you ask'

So unoriginal!!!"

I'm a xx aged male looking to meet wemon .... like we dont get that is why you joined ... but then it's all they have

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By *exy4youxxWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract


"How's your luck on here?

"

lmao yer asking a woman that ... xx

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By *dris12345Man
over a year ago

home

Only meeting people I’ve met before

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By *exy4youxxWoman
over a year ago

Pontefract


"When people put “as section b paragraph a.3, you can’t steal my pics or I will sue”. Erm it’s kinda too late for that since you posted it yourself "

Hmm actually I'm not sure if they cant I put some pics on an old profile i had done professional and paid a lot of money for apparently it was because I paid for copyright... only got 2 silly paper framed ones a a couple of little ones rest on a USB stick never did understand that legal jargon Haha also dont know where this copyright crap is either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not meeting at the moment!! (Well fuck off the site till you are meeting)

Gym fit!! (And the person's profile has a right hippo on it)

Can't accom or travel!! ( Well how the fuck are you supposed to meet)

Not on here to fuck the site!! (Define swinging you pleb)

Face pics please!! (But you have no pics at all you knob head)

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Or

Not on here to fuck the site!!

Tonnes of meet verifications

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Male only here tonight!! (Couples profile)- we'll get a fucking single profile aswell you fucking clown!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When they say they are Married but 100% Genuine..... The very maths that would be used to calculate that level of BS gives me an orgasm!

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

It has to be “professional”

Are we paying then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Genuine" - Genuine what? Genuinely a human and not a poor imitation?

"Been here before....." - Ok? And? Do you want a ticker tape parade?

"Fab is now a publicly traded..." - Really?! I can buy shares in it? Where?!

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london


"I can breathe through my ears "

Hahahaha

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London


"When they say they are Married but 100% Genuine..... The very maths that would be used to calculate that level of BS gives me an orgasm! "

Ooof let me woo you with some boolean algebra

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When they say they are Married but 100% Genuine..... The very maths that would be used to calculate that level of BS gives me an orgasm!

Ooof let me woo you with some boolean algebra "

100% Falsey lol

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By *andomCaptainMan
over a year ago

Tipp &

'Fill in later' when profile is over a year old or more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seeks men, women, couples, TV/TS aged 18-99...

Because we all like a fit, tight 18yr old body one night then a 99yr old great great grandmother the next "

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By *bbyandethanCouple
over a year ago

Bury

[Removed by poster at 24/12/19 02:28:15]

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By *bbyandethanCouple
over a year ago

Bury

I hate when veris start "wow, what can I say"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a fat arse if its not for you move on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm looking for the one /relationship

but they never answer messages too busy going to swingers socials

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mrs knows how to suck like a pro hoping to revisit soon dont mess this one around

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

these two are what fab all about dont pass a meet with these two

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