FabSwingers.com forum: Cant watch porn anymore

By *ydrew OP Man
over a year ago

forest

Suddenly I cant watch porn anymore. The sites load but no vids will play

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ve exceeded your lifetime limit.

There’s only so much porn a person is allowed to watch and you’ve used all yours up

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By *ydrew OP Man
over a year ago

forest

"You’ve exceeded your lifetime limit.

There’s only so much porn a person is allowed to watch and you’ve used all yours up

Sounds about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’d share some of my limit with you but I’m pretty sure I’m on the verge of reaching my limit too

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By *ydrew OP Man
over a year ago

forest

"I’d share some of my limit with you but I’m pretty sure I’m on the verge of reaching my limit too "

Need to make my own I think

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Clearly you need a bigger package

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By *ydrew OP Man
over a year ago

forest

"Clearly you need a bigger package "

What's wrong with my package

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suddenly I cant watch porn anymore. The sites load but no vids will play

The smart TV's nowadays can see what you are doing while watching TV! They might be disgusted with what they are seeing and have pulled the plug on porn!

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By *ydrew OP Man
over a year ago

forest

"Suddenly I cant watch porn anymore. The sites load but no vids will play

The smart TV's nowadays can see what you are doing while watching TV! They might be disgusted with what they are seeing and have pulled the plug on porn!

It's on my phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suddenly I cant watch porn anymore. The sites load but no vids will play

The smart TV's nowadays can see what you are doing while watching TV! They might be disgusted with what they are seeing and have pulled the plug on porn!

It's on my phone "

The phone is getting smarter too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'll have to go proper old school and buy some "art pamphlets". Or see if you can find some under a hedge

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By *ydrew OP Man
over a year ago

forest

"You'll have to go proper old school and buy some "art pamphlets". Or see if you can find some under a hedge

Oh the Joy's of finding some one stash of mags. Takes me back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll have to go proper old school and buy some "art pamphlets". Or see if you can find some under a hedge

Oh the Joy's of finding some one stash of mags. Takes me back"

"Wild porn" is a phenomenon that the Internet generation will never know

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By *abnotfibMan
over a year ago

Sale

The good old days.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old school mag in an empty loo roll..

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By *ondonexplorerMan
over a year ago

Ascot

If you're using a mac then make sure you install the latest updates.

I had the same issue with all online videos. Fixed now.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I hardly watch it now anyway, find most of it boring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Suddenly I cant watch porn anymore. The sites load but no vids will play

"
ooooooo i feel for you think i

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

"You'll have to go proper old school and buy some "art pamphlets". Or see if you can find some under a hedge

Or 'one handed reading material'

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By *umkisscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

You've probably developed a porn clog. Porn is much thicker and more viscous than regular Internet traffic so it can start to clog the Internet pipes after a while

Try watching some "rushing mountain spring water" or "hedgehogs charging down a hillside" videos to try and give the pipes a bit of a cleanse. If that doesn't work maybe buy some unclogging software. McCafe is good... avoid their lates though! X

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By *ldham12345xxxMan
over a year ago

oldham

Well good morning to you all

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

"If you're using a mac then make sure you install the latest updates.

I had the same issue with all online videos. Fixed now."

Didn't know he was a flasher

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By *ldham12345xxxMan
over a year ago

oldham

Horny

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By *ldham12345xxxMan
over a year ago

oldham

Hi your body’s amazing xx

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By *ldham12345xxxMan
over a year ago

oldham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hardly watch it now anyway, find most of it boring

This, got tired of it all a couple of months ago. Not been back, just find it boring now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’ve exceeded your lifetime limit.

There’s only so much porn a person is allowed to watch and you’ve used all yours up

Hahaha that's exactly what's happened

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Its overkill! If you start watching it again now your cock will drop off thats stage 2.

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

"You've probably developed a porn clog. Porn is much thicker and more viscous than regular Internet traffic so it can start to clog the Internet pipes after a while

Might need a powerflush, few cycles of songs of praise should do it.

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

"You’ve exceeded your lifetime limit.

There’s only so much porn a person is allowed to watch and you’ve used all yours up

Hahaha that's exactly what's happened

I've never watched any porn ever. True story. You can buy my lifetimes worth if you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

on a (slightly) more serious note -

why are you bothering to watch porn on a phone? the screen is too small to see anything. but, if you don't have a computer, i suppose you are stuck.

If sites are not loading then it is possibly because your provider is blocking them. Try using a VPN.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Suddenly I cant watch porn anymore. The sites load but no vids will play

Your laptop or phone has probably caught a STD and won't work properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hardly watch it now anyway, find most of it boring

This, got tired of it all a couple of months ago. Not been back, just find it boring now. "

Have you seen the Japanese porn car race? That should be an olympic sport

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll have to go proper old school and buy some "art pamphlets". Or see if you can find some under a hedge

Oh the Joy's of finding some one stash of mags. Takes me back

"Wild porn" is a phenomenon that the Internet generation will never know

A wild porn appeared.

Pokemon joke. Sorry. Gets coat.

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By *umkisscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

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Might need a powerflush, few cycles of songs of praise should do it. "

I've never heard of this method but makes perfect sense! Probably explains why everything sped up after we watched vicar of dibley last week as well

My only concern is the pipes getting a bit holy which I've heard can shorten their working life. ..

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By *attb179Man
over a year ago

London

Might need a powerflush, few cycles of songs of praise should do it.

I've never heard of this method but makes perfect sense! Probably explains why everything sped up after we watched vicar of dibley last week as well

My only concern is the pipes getting a bit holy which I've heard can shorten their working life. .. "

Its all about finding the right balance, that sweetspot.

Come to think of it, a firmware upgrade on his penis may be all he needs!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time to make your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You'll have to go proper old school and buy some "art pamphlets". Or see if you can find some under a hedge

Or 'one handed reading material'"

"gentleman's interest magazines"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My only concern is the pipes getting a bit holy which I've heard can shorten their working life. .. "

Holy pipes will leak, and the you will end up with porn spilling out further down the pipeline. It can be a bugger to clean up

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

"Suddenly I cant watch porn anymore. The sites load but no vids will play

Now mite be a good time for you to get out in the real world and get a job

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By *umkisscoupleCouple
over a year ago

Stoke-on-Trent

My only concern is the pipes getting a bit holy which I've heard can shorten their working life. .. "

Holy pipes will leak, and the you will end up with porn spilling out further down the pipeline. It can be a bugger to clean up"

Urgh that's the last thing we need! I'm spending enough on detol as it is!

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By *ydrew OP Man
over a year ago

forest

"Its overkill! If you start watching it again now your cock will drop off thats stage 2. "

Not again

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