FabSwingers.com forum: The lies single men tell on fab..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Here are a few that seem to be prevalent..

"Wife not currently playing" ( this accompanies a couple profile)

"I don't get on the site much"

"I don't message ladies very often"

"I am very rarely attracted to people on the site"

"I get lots of offers, but I am rarely interested"

" I am great in and out of the bedroom"

What others have you come across

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By *reenlanerCouple
over a year ago

bournemouth

Gf wife not interested in sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m single

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh I've got one 'Fab single', well that's what I've got on my profile anyway...

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By *hMyGawdCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Lies aren't exclusive to men though, let's be honest

Both sexes need to up their game.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I read your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's 9"...

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By * AND R 777Couple
over a year ago

Teesside

Can get it hard anywhere any time

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By *kdazMan
over a year ago

nottingham \ linc

Best one I’ve had I met a couple in a pub years ago he was on his own he said I have to suck him of in the loos and then he will text his wife to. Come to the pub. Just so they know am real. ????

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Best one I’ve had I met a couple in a pub years ago he was on his own he said I have to suck him of in the loos and then he will text his wife to. Come to the pub. Just so they know am real. ????"
you went, didn’t ya?!

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan
over a year ago

stockport wasteland

"I'm not interested" I'm not interested, then you meet in a club then they chase ya. Bloody women lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here are a few that seem to be prevalent..

"Wife not currently playing" ( this accompanies a couple profile)

"I don't get on the site much"

"I don't message ladies very often"

"I am very rarely attracted to people on the site"

"I get lots of offers, but I am rarely interested"

" I am great in and out of the bedroom"

What others have you come across

You missed some of mine!

I’ve big cock (ops dick pic on profile)

I can breath through my ears!

I can last for hours!

I look like Tom Hardy!

Don’t know why women aren’t interested in me?!

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By *limJim35Man
over a year ago

chester

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here are a few that seem to be prevalent..

"Wife not currently playing" ( this accompanies a couple profile)

"I don't get on the site much"

"I don't message ladies very often"

"I am very rarely attracted to people on the site"

"I get lots of offers, but I am rarely interested"

" I am great in and out of the bedroom"

What others have you come across

Stop reading my profile out please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 6 ft 2!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I don't get that. I'm not the tallest in the world but to say you are in the 6ft category when clearly you are not is gonna get you busted.

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By *ucilleWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

"I'm 110% straight"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lies women tell...

Personality over looks.

I'm not rude i just get lots of messages.

My partner knows I'm on here

Not looking to meet

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By *ourneforfunMan
over a year ago

Lincoln

"Gf wife not interested in sex

I see this comment a lot. And it pisses me off that people assume its the guys fault.

My and the wife used to have a great sex life, and I consider myself a very selfless lover. Foreplay is a bigger turn on to me than penetration.

Since my wy wife was pregnant her hormones have fucked up her sex drive. Never got back into it.

Ive tried everything, romantic getaways, surprise naughty gifts, even tried suggesting swinging (which she did not appreciate)

That is why Im here. I love my wife and never want to leave her, but sex is also very important to me. I see this as the safest way to have completely annonymous fun.

And Ive never had complaints from the peple Ive met, and have had some long term friends on here too.

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By *ucilleWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

"Lies women tell...

Personality over looks.

I'm not rude i just get lots of messages.

My partner knows I'm on here

Not looking to meet

Touché

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haha I don't get that. I'm not the tallest in the world but to say you are in the 6ft category when clearly you are not is gonna get you busted. "

I almost didn't recognise one guy in a bar because I was liking for someone considerably taller. That really could have backfired for him if I'd left because I thought he wasn't there!

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Lies aren't exclusive to men though, let's be honest

Both sexes need to up their game."

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

"Gf wife not interested in sex

I see this comment a lot. And it pisses me off that people assume its the guys fault.

My and the wife used to have a great sex life, and I consider myself a very selfless lover. Foreplay is a bigger turn on to me than penetration.

Since my wy wife was pregnant her hormones have fucked up her sex drive. Never got back into it.

Ive tried everything, romantic getaways, surprise naughty gifts, even tried suggesting swinging (which she did not appreciate)

That is why Im here. I love my wife and never want to leave her, but sex is also very important to me. I see this as the safest way to have completely annonymous fun.

And Ive never had complaints from the peple Ive met, and have had some long term friends on here too."

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Gf wife not interested in sex

Which in real terms means not interested in sex with him. I'm not judging any married guy unless I know his wife is being faithful. And he probably doesn't even know that himself.

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By *abrielle247Couple (FF)
over a year ago

PDI Gran Canaria

I'm straight

It's my first time

Yea, yea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Here are a few that seem to be prevalent..

"Wife not currently playing" ( this accompanies a couple profile)

"I don't get on the site much"

"I don't message ladies very often"

"I am very rarely attracted to people on the site"

"I get lots of offers, but I am rarely interested"

" I am great in and out of the bedroom"

What others have you come across

You won't be disappointed.

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan
over a year ago

stockport wasteland

I've not tried that before

Your the only one thats touched me like that

Lol

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By *evyn69Man
over a year ago

Staines

"Gf wife not interested in sex

I see this comment a lot. And it pisses me off that people assume its the guys fault.

My and the wife used to have a great sex life, and I consider myself a very selfless lover. Foreplay is a bigger turn on to me than penetration.

Since my wy wife was pregnant her hormones have fucked up her sex drive. Never got back into it.

Ive tried everything, romantic getaways, surprise naughty gifts, even tried suggesting swinging (which she did not appreciate)

That is why Im here. I love my wife and never want to leave her, but sex is also very important to me. I see this as the safest way to have completely annonymous fun.

And Ive never had complaints from the peple Ive met, and have had some long term friends on here too."

Yep I agree with you. Some people are honest....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I read your profile"....reeeeaaalllly

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

I’ve been here before know how it works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m single

"
wow your single

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

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By *r_Jake70Man
over a year ago

London

"I’ve been here before know how it works "

Anyone who met me before please reverify me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been here before know how it works

Anyone who met me before please reverify me"

Oh i can top that. Recently I saw "I've got no veris because the women I met were pissed off when I wouldn't see them again". I laughed so much that a bit of wee came out

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"I’ve been here before know how it works

Anyone who met me before please reverify me

Oh i can top that. Recently I saw "I've got no veris because the women I met were pissed off when I wouldn't see them again". I laughed so much that a bit of wee came out

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By *pider-WomanWoman
over a year ago

Exeter, Bristol, Plymouth, Truro

"Lies women tell...

Personality over looks.

I'm not rude i just get lots of messages.

My partner knows I'm on here

Not looking to meet

Who asked you hah

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By *eviantdeeliteCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

This has been done to death.....surely you wonderfully intelligent group of forumites can think of something better to talk about.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always play safe..

Usually followed by pics of bareback with multiple different women or veris saying they left a hot wife with a lovely cream pie or admitting they like to leave a cream pie

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By *ucilleWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle Upon Tyne

"This has been done to death.....surely you wonderfully intelligent group of forumites can think of something better to talk about....."

Groundhog Day.

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By *eviantdeeliteCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"This has been done to death.....surely you wonderfully intelligent group of forumites can think of something better to talk about.....

Groundhog Day. "

You know that is fictional right? .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I breathe in on my photos. That’s only a slight lie.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

" I see this as the safest way to have completely annonymous fun.

"
. I'd have thought a prostitute would be safer, and more anonymous.

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By *crumdiddlyumptiousMan
over a year ago

I'm attracted to all Women especially Milfs

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

When they say they're single and can accommodate... then they message and later down the line you find out they're NOT single and cant accommodate!!

We cant accommodate so we're always on the look out for people who can. Our nearest club is in another county haha.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lies women tell...

Personality over looks.

I'm not rude i just get lots of messages.

My partner knows I'm on here

Not looking to meet

Who asked you hah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess I need to start lieing and sending pics as it so looks like it works pmsl

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By *oolandsexyCouple
over a year ago

kings lynn

"Here are a few that seem to be prevalent..

"Wife not currently playing" ( this accompanies a couple profile)

"I don't get on the site much"

"I don't message ladies very often"

"I am very rarely attracted to people on the site"

"I get lots of offers, but I am rarely interested"

" I am great in and out of the bedroom"

What others have you come across

There’s one from Birmingham way we’ve seen, a couple profile, male only looking for meets!, always organising parties and both able to meet separately lol. And lots of perv pics taken of innocents on the beach! Lol.

So sad ! ESP As has a separate real single profile ! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not here to meet men/single guys" (couples and singles) except all the veris are from Men.

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

""Not here to meet men/single guys" (couples and singles) except all the veris are from Men.

Why is that a lie? They may not be here to meet them that may be the intention when putting up their profile people change back and forth monthly, weekly hourly people are fickle thats all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lies aren't exclusive to men though, let's be honest

Both sexes need to up their game."
Yes I was about to say the same too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Not here to meet men/single guys" (couples and singles) except all the veris are from Men.

Why is that a lie? They may not be here to meet them that may be the intention when putting up their profile people change back and forth monthly, weekly hourly people are fickle thats all. "

If your profile saying that is updated less times than you meet or gain veris, isn't what you are saying in your profile untrue?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

The cheque is in the post

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By *utton SimonMan
over a year ago

Sutton

"It's 9"..."
, where do they measure from I ask myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lies women tell...

Personality over looks.

I'm not rude i just get lots of messages.

My partner knows I'm on here

Not looking to meet

My hubby does know I’m on here, as we have a couples profile aswell,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Ive been so busy with work' ..aka..my partners been around all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’ve been here before know how it works "

How is that a lie?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single guys lie,single ladies lie ,fab fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Not here to meet men/single guys" (couples and singles) except all the veris are from Men.

Why is that a lie? They may not be here to meet them that may be the intention when putting up their profile people change back and forth monthly, weekly hourly people are fickle thats all.

If your profile saying that is updated less times than you meet or gain veris, isn't what you are saying in your profile untrue?"

It makes me laugh reading the blurb and they state their age. The profile age is however, a few years older. I don't see it as a lie just an oversight - they cba updating blurb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"'Ive been so busy with work' ..aka..my partners been around all the time

Busy with work = busy screwing women I prefer/don't have to make an effort with (re my ex).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Single guys lie,single ladies lie ,fab fact"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes I’m happy to do that with/for you...

No I won’t cum within 2 minutes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I’m happy to do that with/for you...

No I won’t cum within 2 minutes..."

I lasted 2 mins 22 seconds FFS thought you weren't gonna out me on this

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By *ungBlackTopMan
over a year ago

salford

"I'm straight "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""I'm straight ""

For you sir id bend right over

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By *heltenhamBiGuyMan
over a year ago

Cheltenham

"I'm actually bi, but don't put it on my profile as it puts the ladies off"

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