FabSwingers.com forum: Best opening messages

By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

We all know the awful messages that get solicited by some on FAB:

Wanna fuck

What are you wearing

Are you horny

Can we meet now

So, Brexit huh (ok that was a joke one)

But what's the best opening message you've received on Fab?

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

I have just had one man from a couple he is on his own tonight and wanted to know if I was free to go to a club with him. He would give me a generous gift of money to help with Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just had one man from a couple he is on his own tonight and wanted to know if I was free to go to a club with him. He would give me a generous gift of money to help with Christmas "

What a guy!

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By *omesticated_VixenWoman
over a year ago

sw London

I know he has since blocked me

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By *roticGoddessXXWoman
over a year ago

Richmond

I wish I'd copied the original, but by far the best I've had so far was along these lines:

You know how cats are supposedly terrified if you put a cucumber down behind them? I was cooking supper last week--spag bol--and shopping veg on the side. I had a nice glass of red already poured, and was just about to drain the pasta. My cat came up behind me (as they do) and wound herself between my legs just as I set down my wine glass and turned to stir the sauce while simultaneously moving the chopped veg.

Apparently cats don't like chopped cucumbers raining down on them any more than they like a whole one behind them.

Long story short: I'm not looking to meet until this cast is off my leg in a few months, but I'm bored as hell and would love someone to distract me from the creeping itchiness that I can't get to for a while. Care to chat?

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

Fancy a game of hide the truncheon. Made me laugh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

had some blank profiles ask me some odd ones

one asking for cocaine , other one asking if I can get his girlfriend pregnant

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Illeterate mostly

Straight

Been on over 12 months

No verification

Can't think why I just hit the block button

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

What are these "opening messages" you speak of ?

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I have just had one man from a couple he is on his own tonight and wanted to know if I was free to go to a club with him. He would give me a generous gift of money to help with Christmas "

F!!!!

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I know he has since blocked me "

HE has blocked YOU?! Ha, that's rich of him (no pun intended)

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"had some blank profiles ask me some odd ones

one asking for cocaine , other one asking if I can get his girlfriend pregnant

I've has that! Very disturbing.

Even more than the guy who wanted me to cum inside his other half so he could clean her out.

Are these people for real going without protection?!

But these examples are veering away from the main subject which is BEST messages.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Fancy a game of hide the truncheon. Made me laugh."

Haha

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I wish I'd copied the original, but by far the best I've had so far was along these lines:

Apparently cats don't like chopped cucumbers raining down on them any more than they like a whole one behind them.

Lol. Thought he'd have asked you to pop round and scratch his itch.

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

The best has to be.... I wanna tongue punch your chocolate star fish

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Fancy a game of hide the truncheon. Made me laugh."

Teehee

Maybe he was inviting you to a policman's 'ball'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone asked me if I’d basically like to hump a shop window dummy in front of them.

Had to turn down this otherwise unbeatable offer.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"The best has to be.... I wanna tongue punch your chocolate star fish "

Lmao. I think the leg in a plaster monologue is the best so far but this comes a close 2nd.

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Someone asked me if I’d basically like to hump a shop window dummy in front of them.

Had to turn down this otherwise unbeatable offer. "

Ok once again....WTF

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I just wish I’d get one (at all) that said “knickers down, ole is wet, come get me” .. just fantasy

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

"The best has to be.... I wanna tongue punch your chocolate star fish "

How romantic.

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

‘Wanna tongue tickle Ailsa’s fart box’

Made me cry I was laughing so much.

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

I’d like burgle yr back door

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"‘Wanna tongue tickle Ailsa’s fart box’

Made me cry I was laughing so much. "

Hmmmm....I don't know. It's pretty funny but conjures up an image of Alisa 'letting go' in his face with that description. Lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just as long as it treats us both as people and not sex objects would be nice. Any that mention sex in first message are automatically deleted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all know the awful messages that get solicited by some on FAB:

Wanna fuck

What are you wearing

Are you horny

Can we meet now

So, Brexit huh (ok that was a joke one)

But what's the best opening message you've received on Fab?"

Want to walk up behind you a slip my hand into your panties ... from another woman what at turn on

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By *andKBCouple
over a year ago

Plymouth

In the last week weve probably had about 3 messages with any thought in them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all know the awful messages that get solicited by some on FAB:

Wanna fuck

What are you wearing

Are you horny

Can we meet now

So, Brexit huh (ok that was a joke one)

But what's the best opening message you've received on Fab?"

Sadly, no cannot remember

so must have been memorable not!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all know the awful messages that get solicited by some on FAB:

Wanna fuck

What are you wearing

Are you horny

Can we meet now

So, Brexit huh (ok that was a joke one)

But what's the best opening message you've received on Fab?"

oh the last one was here is my number ...

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"We all know the awful messages that get solicited by some on FAB:

Wanna fuck

What are you wearing

Are you horny

Can we meet now

So, Brexit huh (ok that was a joke one)

But what's the best opening message you've received on Fab?

Want to walk up behind you a slip my hand into your panties ... from another woman what at turn on

That can only work woman to woman (or man to man). From a man to a woman that would be considered creepy as the first message. Lol

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By *izzy69 OP Man
over a year ago

London

"In the last week weve probably had about 3 messages with any thought in them!!"

Clearly mine was not one of them lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all know the awful messages that get solicited by some on FAB:

Wanna fuck

What are you wearing

Are you horny

Can we meet now

So, Brexit huh (ok that was a joke one)

But what's the best opening message you've received on Fab?

Want to walk up behind you a slip my hand into your panties ... from another woman what at turn on

That can only work woman to woman (or man to man). From a man to a woman that would be considered creepy as the first message. Lol"

Possibly but have to admit it would show a bit more imagination than ... do you want to fuck or do you want to meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wouldnt know i rarely get a message on fab.

Sad face

Yes im fishing for messages, happy face

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