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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm self employed and work for the public. Was wondering would anyone try it on with a worker in there property it's my biggest fantasy

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

Yup

With the electrician

I've run out of jobs for him now tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah, wouldn't want that kind of plaster on my walls

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By *ackinabox19Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

Why don’t you offer some free work in a meet I’m sure somebody who likes your profile and wants some work doing will be interested??

I’m self employed myself and thinking about doing the very same thing well when I get a little free time that is !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Interesting could do that

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

Classy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm self employed and work for the public. Was wondering would anyone try it on with a worker in there property it's my biggest fantasy"

Absolutely not , but that’s our view on the matter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My window cleaner insisted on telling me about his vasectomy and the size his bollocks had swollen up to. It's kind of put me off the whole motion

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By *ADY VOLUPTUOUS OF KENTWoman
over a year ago

TONBRIDGE ROUNDABOUTS

Theres one Employee whom makes sure if I've repairs gets my chitty.

Had a painter who grabbed my boobies once Aghast!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Wonder if I should call my company the naked plasterer lol

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Why don’t you offer some free work in a meet I’m sure somebody who likes your profile and wants some work doing will be interested??

I’m self employed myself and thinking about doing the very same thing well when I get a little free time that is !! "

Like if you shag me I'll jet wash your path type thing?

Which would come first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My window cleaner insisted on telling me about his vasectomy and the size his bollocks had swollen up to. It's kind of put me off the whole motion "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got sucked off by bt openreach guy.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why don’t you offer some free work in a meet I’m sure somebody who likes your profile and wants some work doing will be interested??

I’m self employed myself and thinking about doing the very same thing well when I get a little free time that is !!

Like if you shag me I'll jet wash your path type thing?

Which would come first?"

Half now, half on completion.

Now that I think about it, isn't that technically prostitution? It's not an exchange of money, but a service for a.. well, a different kind of service.

Like, of you do a job that you'd normally be paid £50 for, but you do it for free and get a root instead of cash, isn't that essentially selling sex for £50?

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By *arlomaleMan
over a year ago

darlington


"I'm self employed and work for the public. Was wondering would anyone try it on with a worker in there property it's my biggest fantasy"
how much to re skim my staircase?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Haha some funny replies on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I out an add on a different site saying naked handyman and put the pics on of here of me and I can't believe how many have made enquiries my fantasy is going to come real

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you cum in the plaster mix does it make it easier to work with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"If you cum in the plaster mix does it make it easier to work with?"
never tried maybe I will and see if it's more sticky

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Why don’t you offer some free work in a meet I’m sure somebody who likes your profile and wants some work doing will be interested??

I’m self employed myself and thinking about doing the very same thing well when I get a little free time that is !!

Like if you shag me I'll jet wash your path type thing?

Which would come first?

Half now, half on completion.

Now that I think about it, isn't that technically prostitution? It's not an exchange of money, but a service for a.. well, a different kind of service.

Like, of you do a job that you'd normally be paid £50 for, but you do it for free and get a root instead of cash, isn't that essentially selling sex for £50?"

Can you have half a shag?

I think you'd have to write in the small print that you were donating your services as a gesture of good will!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Forgot to say distance no object

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By *ickygirl41Woman
over a year ago

Glasgow


"I'm self employed and work for the public. Was wondering would anyone try it on with a worker in there property it's my biggest fantasy"

As a negotiated role play with boundaries I think it's pretty hot tbh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm self employed and work for the public. Was wondering would anyone try it on with a worker in there property it's my biggest fantasy

As a negotiated role play with boundaries I think it's pretty hot tbh."
sound experienced in this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would if they were giving clues but most on call out have not been fit so it did not cross my mind. I have separately met up with electricians and builders for some action, I am partial to a tradesman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

PM me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Can you have half a shag?"

That would be a 'sh', or an 'ag' maybe

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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over a year ago

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

Googles Whitley Bay...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What?

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By *k_horny8Man
over a year ago

newcastle

I do have some walls need plastering...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm straight

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By *k_horny8Man
over a year ago

newcastle


"I'm straight "

I can dream

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Can you have half a shag?

That would be a 'sh', or an 'ag' maybe"

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By *urplequeenWoman
over a year ago

Fife

I actually am needing a plasterer..

To fill a hole.. Haha..

Where my old fireplace and back boiler was taken out.

Maybe I should just offer sex for work im needing done and see how much I can get done.

Joiner next on the list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone need a magician? Party season and all that.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I do joinery to

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By *J coupleCouple
over a year ago

stone

We’re looking to get a few ceilings plastered.

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By *evaquitCouple
over a year ago

Catthorpe


"I do joinery to "

Tounge in groove?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We’re looking to get a few ceilings plastered. "
message me

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"Got sucked off by bt openreach guy....."

I’ve sucked one off a few times lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

At work so horny today why is it when I have a drink the day before I get so horny the next day no good when your in someone's house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well its back to work on Monday hopefully my fantasy will come true this year hope everyone has a great 2020

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Back to work today was ok I suppose but this 2.5 months without sex is killing me now

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"Back to work today was ok I suppose but this 2.5 months without sex is killing me now "

I hope you’ve cum in that time lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back to work today was ok I suppose but this 2.5 months without sex is killing me now

I hope you’ve cum in that time lol "
been edging for about 3 weeks ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Back to work today was ok I suppose but this 2.5 months without sex is killing me now

I hope you’ve cum in that time lol been edging for about 3 weeks ??"

C'mon, it's time to finish the job

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Back to work today was ok I suppose but this 2.5 months without sex is killing me now

I hope you’ve cum in that time lol been edging for about 3 weeks ??

C'mon, it's time to finish the job "
I need something to take me over the edge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve done car valeting/detailing and been flirted with by a couple of customers. Never taken it further. Kind of regret it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's my biggest fantasy

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"Back to work today was ok I suppose but this 2.5 months without sex is killing me now

I hope you’ve cum in that time lol been edging for about 3 weeks ??

C'mon, it's time to finish the job I need something to take me over the edge"

You need an expert edger to finish you off

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sure do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one yrs ago when i started as a labourer!! She scared the shit out of me, i was only 18. Ended up climbing up the ladder and sitting on the roof all day until the boss came back to rescue me. He pissed himself laughing because he knew what would happen as soon as he left site!!

It would be a different story now though

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hahaha should have had fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve worked on building sites and it’s always the plasterers who catch my eye as they’re often very fit and strong

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’ve worked on building sites and it’s always the plasterers who catch my eye as they’re often very fit and strong "
I'm strong not sure about fit I do try my best

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I would and have, subject to not harming the control over the work being done. I'd like the op in for a job.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

What you want done

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central


"What you want done "

I've got a couple of walls that need redoing

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap

I use stilts.

I've always wanted to fuck a woman with my stilts on.

She'd have to be up some step Ladders or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need a good plasterer to plaster our kitchen, rated negotiable

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By *unkiefuckerMan
over a year ago

Hatfield

Multi tradesman here ready and available

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I use stilts.

I've always wanted to fuck a woman with my stilts on.

She'd have to be up some step Ladders or something. "

What’s so erotic about stilts?

I’m sorry, that threw me.

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap


"I use stilts.

I've always wanted to fuck a woman with my stilts on.

She'd have to be up some step Ladders or something.

What’s so erotic about stilts?

I’m sorry, that threw me. "

Nothing, I just get so bored at work that I start fantasising.

Not erotic, just funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any joiners near Stoke? need 2 new bedroom doors fitting, I'll ask the Mrs to make you cups of tea all day in a low cut dress

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any joiners near Stoke? need 2 new bedroom doors fitting, I'll ask the Mrs to make you cups of tea all day in a low cut dress "

Id happily take the short drive to help

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By *ent_couple2019Couple
over a year ago

canterbury


"I'm self employed and work for the public. Was wondering would anyone try it on with a worker in there property it's my biggest fantasy"

Oh hell yeah!

I'd tell my fella how I would do it before making my move to

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm self employed and work for the public. Was wondering would anyone try it on with a worker in there property it's my biggest fantasy

Oh hell yeah!

I'd tell my fella how I would do it before making my move to"
sounds horny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm self employed and work for the public. Was wondering would anyone try it on with a worker in there property it's my biggest fantasy

Oh hell yeah!

I'd tell my fella how I would do it before making my move to"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm self employed and work for the public. Was wondering would anyone try it on with a worker in there property it's my biggest fantasy

Oh hell yeah!

I'd tell my fella how I would do it before making my move to"

Well if you ever need any work done im localish

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Any joiners near Stoke? need 2 new bedroom doors fitting, I'll ask the Mrs to make you cups of tea all day in a low cut dress "

You'll want them well hung, of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any joiners near Stoke? need 2 new bedroom doors fitting, I'll ask the Mrs to make you cups of tea all day in a low cut dress

You'll want them well hung, of course "

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By *entileschiWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

Always an enjoyable fantasy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Always an enjoyable fantasy "
I just want to see if I can plaster naked

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By *appycouple300Couple
over a year ago

North Dorset

Use the spare time to work out which “their/there” to use.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use the spare time to work out which “their/there” to use. "

Whopper

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Such a shame that the tradesmen in Sussex don’t share this fantasy!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Use the spare time to work out which “their/there” to use. "
I know it should be their but my phone put there. However I don't see why it really matters on a swingers forum spelling mistakes happen whilst using a phone sorry I'm (I am) not perfect

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By *reeneggsandsamMan
over a year ago

Perpignan and cap


"Use the spare time to work out which “their/there” to use. "

Do you need consolation?

There they're their.

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By *andymanstuMan
over a year ago

lovecum

I’m up for some of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Use the spare time to work out which “their/there” to use. I know it should be their but my phone put there. However I don't see why it really matters on a swingers forum spelling mistakes happen whilst using a phone sorry I'm (I am) not perfect "

To right mate, hate people who correct spelling and grammar online zzz

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Got nothing better to do some people

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By *onty1971Man
over a year ago

London St Helier Trier


"Why don’t you offer some free work in a meet I’m sure somebody who likes your profile and wants some work doing will be interested??

I’m self employed myself and thinking about doing the very same thing well when I get a little free time that is !!

Like if you shag me I'll jet wash your path type thing?

Which would come first?"

Work first.

I advise Businesses..... Big trade there!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Such a shame that the tradesmen in Sussex don’t share this fantasy!"

Im pretty damn close, you are welcome to try all my services

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any plasterers near Redditch? If so drop us a message

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Any plasterers near Redditch? If so drop us a message"
if only I was closer

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

Joiner here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electrician in Liverpool here always up for helping out!

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By *pertureTV/TS
over a year ago

New Ferry, wirral in stockings and sussies

i would certainly but then again its one of my fantasies

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By *anny lad121Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

I'm a plasterer in Newcastle meet a lass down the coast one weekend we swapped numbers and a few kisses she was married which made it even hotter. She texted me on the Monday when I was at work I was working at rake Lane hospital I told her and her house was right next to it and asked if I fancy a coffee at hers at lunch time. I went and we had amazing sexy in her living room curtains open we just fucked like animals. We got up she got ready but her carpet was like a snow but with plaster off my boots and pants was really funny I thought she went a bit nuts and I ended up with the hover out and wondering what she say to her hubby about the plaster. Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm a plasterer in Newcastle meet a lass down the coast one weekend we swapped numbers and a few kisses she was married which made it even hotter. She texted me on the Monday when I was at work I was working at rake Lane hospital I told her and her house was right next to it and asked if I fancy a coffee at hers at lunch time. I went and we had amazing sexy in her living room curtains open we just fucked like animals. We got up she got ready but her carpet was like a snow but with plaster off my boots and pants was really funny I thought she went a bit nuts and I ended up with the hover out and wondering what she say to her hubby about the plaster. Lol"

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

I need a gas engineer!

But for work not sex!

They're like flaming hen's teeth!

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By *ugarbearCouple
over a year ago

Tredegar

i wouldn'y try it on with a worker in my home but if he asked me i would prob drop my knickers for him.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol it's about have to bottle to try it on with a customer I would find hard

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston


"Lol it's about have to bottle to try it on with a customer I would find hard "

You can tell if someone is flirting though I think. You'd need to tread carefully though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

That is true it's my fantasy so probably never happen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Hi how's everyone this Monday morning horny I hope well I'm at work not getting much done to be honest might have an early finish

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