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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

If you came with a warning label, what would it say??

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Takes time to warm up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too hot for most to handle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Too hot for most to handle "

That almost sounds like a challenge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fills most gaps

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By *uckandbunnyCouple
over a year ago

In your bed

"If you came with a warning label, what would it say??

Best before 2019

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long lasting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you came with a warning label, what would it say??

Best before 2019

You look like you'll be best long after 2019!!!

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Be prepared for a athletic person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One size fits all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Too hot for most to handle

That almost sounds like a challenge

I like to challenge.

It’s why I’m here.

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By *am069Man
over a year ago

London

Contains nuts

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Do not use if you can depress lid.

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By *olex99Man
over a year ago

Hull

May contain dairy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handle with due care and attention

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By *kinkycpleCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Exceptionally greedy...

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Loves eating pussy. Will go on for a long time unless you tell him to stop.

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By *ustinCredible.Man
over a year ago

whitecross/sankey valley

Contains Almost as much sarcasm as it does stamina

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By *hebritukCouple
over a year ago

London

Enter if you dare!

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

One previous owner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handle with care, fragile goods

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big load

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By *exysoul888TV/TS
over a year ago

Newcastle

Objects In The Rear View Mirror May Appear Larger Than They Are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For fucks sake don't mention Pink Floyd to her, you'll die of old age before she shuts up

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By *osie xWoman
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Happy to grumpy in 1.2 seconds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no off switch

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By *sland_kidMan
over a year ago

london, manchester, liverpool

Highly addictive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Contains nuts"

Same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not suitable for children or animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 24/11/19 06:52:25]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet Floor x

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By *odd4funnMan
over a year ago

Walthamstow Leyton

cums in all shapes and sizes

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By *iberty RedWoman
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Slippery when wet.

What would yours be OP?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Careful as its hot

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By *ovelythick1Man
over a year ago

Swansea

Tongue highly likely to excite!

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By *nnejohn469Couple
over a year ago

Wanstead, London

BBF Nov 2022

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By *ohn snowMan
over a year ago

bletchley

Caution. Contents Hot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't leave unattended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

CAUTION: causes multiple orgasms

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By *inkySeeKinkyDoWoman
over a year ago

'tween PontyCarlo & CasVegas in West Yorks

Please mind the gap...you may get sucked off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Caution: long hugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont feed after midnight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warming: hours turn into minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sold as seen

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By *ara JTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol East

May contain nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take twice daily for a healthy balanced diet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caution: long hugs

I’d rather that as a promise than a warning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Caution: long hugs

I’d rather that as a promise than a warning

Love to hug you...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Slippery when wet.

What would yours be OP?"

Caution...may bite

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

Best served chilled

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By *ady23Woman
over a year ago

Coventry

"If you came with a warning label, what would it say??

Zero tolerance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware may bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you open be prepared for what's inside!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

opinions may differ

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By *ohnnw1Man
over a year ago

Bolton

Size may vary

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By *parkle1974Woman
over a year ago

Leeds

Explosive in the right hands

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Proceed with caution. Hazardous material

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do not shake before opening!

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

Hates people so feck off

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By *moothLeanBodMan
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

Does not conform to CE standards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She bites

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"She bites "

Here's hoping!

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By *wholeLotOfRosieWoman
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Doesn’t do what she’s damn well told.

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By *ots2loveCouple
over a year ago

hartlepool

Exp date 2001

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attention - pleasure ginger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The quiet ones are the worst.

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By *ishopstippleMan
over a year ago

Purley

Call bomb disposal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Severe flood warning

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By *ainyDaySunshineMan
over a year ago

Ayrshire

May contain Nuts

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By *iltsfun8709Man
over a year ago

Swindon

Comes with wet suit....for holdupsandheels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Comes with wet suit....for holdupsandheels

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By *absfunguyMan
over a year ago

Home Counties &

"If you came with a warning label, what would it say??

is ready mixed for a smooth, creamy consistency. Special binders give guaranteed adhesion and a fill which will not shrink or crack.

Just like Polyfilla.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beware Ganja Smoker

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By *ensualguy70TV/TS
over a year ago

paisley

Instant idiot, just add alcohol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning, shit shag ahead

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By *imbobaMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Made in Scotland.

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Watch out for the talons

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By *eneral HysteriaMan
over a year ago

Newcastle

Restricted access

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don’t bite but can if you ask nicely.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We don’t bite but can if you ask nicely.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miserable cunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont feed after midnight

Keep out of water

Do not expose to direct sunlight

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By *otrockWoman
over a year ago

Essex

If you wasn't crazy before you met me you would be crazy when you leave..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

May go off unexpectedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning lights with sign which teads. Heavy load

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty handle with care

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By *OXO2018Couple
over a year ago

Norfolk

Handle with care.

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By *annylickerMan
over a year ago

Chester-le-Street

Big belly, small cock, great bloke

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By *averockrockMan
over a year ago

swindon

Used like new! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use once, then leave for 30 mins to settle.

Keep contents away from the eyes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: requires strong cup of tea in the morning before you even attempt to make conversation. Ignore at your peril.

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By *arrie69Man
over a year ago

Dublin

careful, if you touch the knob on top of the tank it could start leaking, if this happens then turn on fully and drain to release pressure.

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

WARNING: May Bite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No soliciting. No trespassing.

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By *adeiteWoman
over a year ago

Stafford

May cause blood loss to brain.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do not over fill

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By *omfoolerykentMan
over a year ago

dartford

WARNING WARNING WARNING Light blue touch paper and stand well back

there is going to be some fireworks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multi adapter tool, will fit most sockets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning - heavy cummer, stay behind the red line to avoid becoming a sticky mess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Warning: Sarcasm. Do not take everything said seriously. Also, take some things said seriously.

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By *arkb73Man
over a year ago

Cheshire/Staffs

Batteries not included

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