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"What size are your boobs drives me nuts. Unless you’re a lingerie fitter or buying me some new undies it’s irrelevant, because you ain’t getting near them "Totally this. I just reply fucking huge and hope they get the hint. And actually not all non gay women like sucking cock. I think that's a legitimate question. | |||
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"In the chat rooms I have witnessed some things said that just sound down right stupid if you think about it. In the main, this is by men because I really don't recall a silly quote from a woman (but thats not to say women don't do it too). For example - a guy said "Pat, do you like sucking cock?". Well, this is a sex site and I think it's safe to assume that non-lesbian women here suck dick. Another guy said - "Hey Flirty, what size are those boobs?" Errrr....does it matter? Are you offering to buy her a bra? To men, boobs are either a mouthfull, a handful, a faceful or whoa mama! (basically small, medium, large and huge) What stupid things have YOU ever heard women or men say with regards to pick up lines or sex?" I'm that Pat and I'm not a woman. Some people in the forums say the most stupid things  | |||
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"In the chat rooms I have witnessed some things said that just sound down right stupid if you think about it. In the main, this is by men because I really don't recall a silly quote from a woman (but thats not to say women don't do it too). For example - a guy said "Pat, do you like sucking cock?". Well, this is a sex site and I think it's safe to assume that non-lesbian women here suck dick. Another guy said - "Hey Flirty, what size are those boobs?" Errrr....does it matter? Are you offering to buy her a bra? To men, boobs are either a mouthfull, a handful, a faceful or whoa mama! (basically small, medium, large and huge) What stupid things have YOU ever heard women or men say with regards to pick up lines or sex?" Haha if those are two of your best examples of stupid things, I must have the patience of an actual Saint!! I could write a book about the stupid questions that men ask me - weekly!! I'll give just two examples that spring to mind: 1- What is your opinion on the bareback debate? =Sorry, I wasn't aware there was a new debate. But if I had sex with you, man from online, you would not be fucking me raw and cumming in me. 2- Do you like Big cock? =
3- Yes I can accomodate. By the way, do you like outdoor sex? Awhhhh why not? Would you let me rim you in my Honda Civic?
= No thank you. A bed or a sofa is my minimum requirement.
4- Send me a picture of your pussy?
= Again, no thank you.
5- But but but have you TRIED anal?
= I AM NOT DOING ANAL WITH YOU OR ANYONE. Have you tried getting your eyelids tattooed? How do you know you didn't like it then?
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"In the chat rooms I have witnessed some things said that just sound down right stupid if you think about it. In the main, this is by men because I really don't recall a silly quote from a woman (but thats not to say women don't do it too). For example - a guy said "Pat, do you like sucking cock?". Well, this is a sex site and I think it's safe to assume that non-lesbian women here suck dick. Another guy said - "Hey Flirty, what size are those boobs?" Errrr....does it matter? Are you offering to buy her a bra? To men, boobs are either a mouthfull, a handful, a faceful or whoa mama! (basically small, medium, large and huge) What stupid things have YOU ever heard women or men say with regards to pick up lines or sex?" No thanks. | |||
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"This stupid chat is probably because: 1. Guys think women are in chat to find someone to fuck (just being on this site is usually why guys think that). 2. Like flashers, they cannot control themselves sexually and so blurt out all the sexual things they need to force onto women. 3. Probably thinks it turns women on. I think it's exceptionally rare than any female is turned on by a stranger approaching them in a sexual way, it ofte comes across as breaching our boundaries and dangerous tbh." 
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"In the chat rooms I have witnessed some things said that just sound down right stupid if you think about it. In the main, this is by men because I really don't recall a silly quote from a woman (but thats not to say women don't do it too). For example - a guy said "Pat, do you like sucking cock?". Well, this is a sex site and I think it's safe to assume that non-lesbian women here suck dick. Another guy said - "Hey Flirty, what size are those boobs?" Errrr....does it matter? Are you offering to buy her a bra? To men, boobs are either a mouthfull, a handful, a faceful or whoa mama! (basically small, medium, large and huge) What stupid things have YOU ever heard women or men say with regards to pick up lines or sex?" well see their ya go making a silly comment not all women like oral and its a swingers site not a sex site  | |||
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"This stupid chat is probably because: 1. Guys think women are in chat to find someone to fuck (just being on this site is usually why guys think that). 2. Like flashers, they cannot control themselves sexually and so blurt out all the sexual things they need to force onto women. 3. Probably thinks it turns women on. I think it's exceptionally rare than any female is turned on by a stranger approaching them in a sexual way, it ofte comes across as breaching our boundaries and dangerous tbh.
These points would make some sense if it wasn't a sex site"No, they make perfect sense if you're a mature adult man with reasonable expectations who sees women as people. If you're an entitled fantasist who wants to act out the porn he watches and thinks anyone he wants should help him do it just because... then you'd probably say something like the comment you've just made. | |||
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"This stupid chat is probably because: 1. Guys think women are in chat to find someone to fuck (just being on this site is usually why guys think that). 2. Like flashers, they cannot control themselves sexually and so blurt out all the sexual things they need to force onto women. 3. Probably thinks it turns women on. I think it's exceptionally rare than any female is turned on by a stranger approaching them in a sexual way, it ofte comes across as breaching our boundaries and dangerous tbh.
These points would make some sense if it wasn't a sex site"its not a sex site its a swingers site and not everyone is here just with sex in mind | |||
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"No, they make perfect sense if you're a mature adult man with reasonable expectations who sees women as people. If you're an entitled fantasist who wants to act out the porn he watches and thinks anyone he wants should help him do it just because... then you'd probably say something like the comment you've just made. " I don't watch porn | |||
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"i agree with the comment above. we all have our sex triggers. They may seem silly to others ( unless you're a female , then you will have amazing amounts of empathy !!) and these people are clearly acting on theirs. The women on here are onto such a good thing, because they are out numbered so much. As we all know they are inundated with mail, which is the opposite problem most males have in here." Sorry I literally could not disagree more with a statement! Us woman are NOT into a good thing just because of the number ratio! If anything is horrendous and hardwork and frankly daily I want to give up! Such a stupid sweeping statement! | |||
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"i agree with the comment above. we all have our sex triggers. They may seem silly to others ( unless you're a female , then you will have amazing amounts of empathy !!) and these people are clearly acting on theirs. The women on here are onto such a good thing, because they are out numbered so much. As we all know they are inundated with mail, which is the opposite problem most males have in here. Sorry I literally could not disagree more with a statement! Us woman are NOT into a good thing just because of the number ratio! If anything is horrendous and hardwork and frankly daily I want to give up! Such a stupid sweeping statement! " Agreed xx | |||
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"i agree with the comment above. we all have our sex triggers. They may seem silly to others ( unless you're a female , then you will have amazing amounts of empathy !!) and these people are clearly acting on theirs. The women on here are onto such a good thing, because they are out numbered so much. As we all know they are inundated with mail, which is the opposite problem most males have in here. Sorry I literally could not disagree more with a statement! Us woman are NOT into a good thing just because of the number ratio! If anything is horrendous and hardwork and frankly daily I want to give up! Such a stupid sweeping statement! " I acknowledged that you have the revers of what the men experience! I was concentrating the amount of opportunities that females have in here compared to the men, and from the point of view " you are onto a good thing". i thought that was pretty obvious. | |||
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"What size are your boobs drives me nuts. Unless you’re a lingerie fitter or buying me some new undies it’s irrelevant, because you ain’t getting near them
Totally this. I just reply fucking huge and hope they get the hint.
And actually not all non gay women like sucking cock. I think that's a legitimate question.
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"What size are your boobs drives me nuts. Unless you’re a lingerie fitter or buying me some new undies it’s irrelevant, because you ain’t getting near them
Totally this. I just reply fucking huge and hope they get the hint.
And actually not all non gay women like sucking cock. I think that's a legitimate question.
My last two long term Fwb both hated blowjobs"Ta dah!! It's also a myth that all men are desperate for anal sex. I've known plenty that had no interest in it whatsoever. | |||
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"In the chat rooms I have witnessed some things said that just sound down right stupid if you think about it. In the main, this is by men because I really don't recall a silly quote from a woman (but thats not to say women don't do it too). For example - a guy said "Pat, do you like sucking cock?". Well, this is a sex site and I think it's safe to assume that non-lesbian women here suck dick. Another guy said - "Hey Flirty, what size are those boobs?" Errrr....does it matter? Are you offering to buy her a bra? To men, boobs are either a mouthfull, a handful, a faceful or whoa mama! (basically small, medium, large and huge) What stupid things have YOU ever heard women or men say with regards to pick up lines or sex? Haha if those are two of your best examples of stupid things, I must have the patience of an actual Saint!! I could write a book about the stupid questions that men ask me - weekly!! I'll give just two examples that spring to mind: 1- What is your opinion on the bareback debate? =Sorry, I wasn't aware there was a new debate. But if I had sex with you, man from online, you would not be fucking me raw and cumming in me. 2- Do you like Big cock? =
3- Yes I can accomodate. By the way, do you like outdoor sex? Awhhhh why not? Would you let me rim you in my Honda Civic?
= No thank you. A bed or a sofa is my minimum requirement.
4- Send me a picture of your pussy?
= Again, no thank you.
5- But but but have you TRIED anal?
= I AM NOT DOING ANAL WITH YOU OR ANYONE. Have you tried getting your eyelids tattooed? How do you know you didn't like it then?
I apologise that I didn't stop at two. "Those are hilarious | |||
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"This stupid chat is probably because: 1. Guys think women are in chat to find someone to fuck (just being on this site is usually why guys think that). 2. Like flashers, they cannot control themselves sexually and so blurt out all the sexual things they need to force onto women. 3. Probably thinks it turns women on. I think it's exceptionally rare than any female is turned on by a stranger approaching them in a sexual way, it ofte comes across as breaching our boundaries and dangerous tbh.
These points would make some sense if it wasn't a sex site
No, they make perfect sense if you're a mature adult man with reasonable expectations who sees women as people. If you're an entitled fantasist who wants to act out the porn he watches and thinks anyone he wants should help him do it just because... then you'd probably say something like the comment you've just made. "He literally backed up what i said though (despite point 3 explaining why men are wrong). | |||
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"i agree with the comment above. we all have our sex triggers. They may seem silly to others ( unless you're a female , then you will have amazing amounts of empathy !!) and these people are clearly acting on theirs. The women on here are onto such a good thing, because they are out numbered so much. As we all know they are inundated with mail, which is the opposite problem most males have in here. Sorry I literally could not disagree more with a statement! Us woman are NOT into a good thing just because of the number ratio! If anything is horrendous and hardwork and frankly daily I want to give up! Such a stupid sweeping statement! I acknowledged that you have the revers of what the men experience! I was concentrating the amount of opportunities that females have in here compared to the men, and from the point of view " you are onto a good thing". i thought that was pretty obvious." Still completely incorrect! The opportunities are vastly low! | |||
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"i agree with the comment above. we all have our sex triggers. They may seem silly to others ( unless you're a female , then you will have amazing amounts of empathy !!) and these people are clearly acting on theirs. The women on here are onto such a good thing, because they are out numbered so much. As we all know they are inundated with mail, which is the opposite problem most males have in here. Sorry I literally could not disagree more with a statement! Us woman are NOT into a good thing just because of the number ratio! If anything is horrendous and hardwork and frankly daily I want to give up! Such a stupid sweeping statement! I acknowledged that you have the revers of what the men experience! I was concentrating the amount of opportunities that females have in here compared to the men, and from the point of view " you are onto a good thing". i thought that was pretty obvious. Still completely incorrect! The opportunities are vastly low! " Compared with what single males opportunities are , you would have vastly more I would think !!.. and that was one of the points I was making. | |||
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"In the chat rooms I have witnessed some things said that just sound down right stupid if you think about it. In the main, this is by men because I really don't recall a silly quote from a woman (but thats not to say women don't do it too). For example - a guy said "Pat, do you like sucking cock?". Well, this is a sex site and I think it's safe to assume that non-lesbian women here suck dick. Another guy said - "Hey Flirty, what size are those boobs?" Errrr....does it matter? Are you offering to buy her a bra? To men, boobs are either a mouthfull, a handful, a faceful or whoa mama! (basically small, medium, large and huge) What stupid things have YOU ever heard women or men say with regards to pick up lines or sex? Haha if those are two of your best examples of stupid things, I must have the patience of an actual Saint!! I could write a book about the stupid questions that men ask me - weekly!! I'll give just two examples that spring to mind: 1- What is your opinion on the bareback debate? =Sorry, I wasn't aware there was a new debate. But if I had sex with you, man from online, you would not be fucking me raw and cumming in me. 2- Do you like Big cock? =
3- Yes I can accomodate. By the way, do you like outdoor sex? Awhhhh why not? Would you let me rim you in my Honda Civic?
= No thank you. A bed or a sofa is my minimum requirement.
4- Send me a picture of your pussy?
= Again, no thank you.
5- But but but have you TRIED anal?
= I AM NOT DOING ANAL WITH YOU OR ANYONE. Have you tried getting your eyelids tattooed? How do you know you didn't like it then?
I apologise that I didn't stop at two. "Oh don't apologise! This is exactly what I was looking for. (They're very funny by the way) Feel free to share more... | |||
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"If while I was screwing a guy he shrunk down to 2 inches total height head to toe what would I do? I've been asked that loads by someone who keeps leaving or getting thrown off and then comes back, probably loads of us have. Am I ready for a real man tonight? - I'll just stay with my blow-up one thank you" Wow, that first one is a bit surreal. Lol I'd say that was worth answering. Haha | |||
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"I get the question How big is your cock I haven't a clue and never measured it" What?!!? Surely you've measured up against a sky remote or a deodorant can. | |||
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"This stupid chat is probably because: 1. Guys think women are in chat to find someone to fuck (just being on this site is usually why guys think that). 2. Like flashers, they cannot control themselves sexually and so blurt out all the sexual things they need to force onto women. 3. Probably thinks it turns women on. I think it's exceptionally rare than any female is turned on by a stranger approaching them in a sexual way, it ofte comes across as breaching our boundaries and dangerous tbh." I once asked a guy who I know sleeps with a lot of women what he did for this to happen. His answer was "Nothing". I didn't understand. Then he said "If a woman wants me she'll seduce me". Some guys think they can't talk their way into a woman's bed but I have yet to meet a woman stupid enough to be talked into sleeping with someone she wasn't attracted to in the first place. | |||
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"do you wear your heels in bed? cmon why would you youre lying down "I personally love a woman wearing heels in bed. Looks so sexy (plus I have a bit of a feet and heels fetish, lol). Visually, a pair of heels wrapped around you looks quite horny, if there are mirrors you can see yourselves in while doing it. | |||
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"Male here Ive never had anyone give me a puck up line " Cant believe that mate. You look a bit buff in your photo  | |||
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"Some guys think they can't talk their way into a woman's bed but I have yet to meet a woman stupid enough to be talked into sleeping with someone she wasn't attracted to in the first place." I get talked into fancying men all the time! I don't think I'm the only woman who finds intelligence and flirtation sexy. I can start an encounter in real life platonically and this can switch to lust, in the right conversation, for sure! | |||
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"Some guys think they can't talk their way into a woman's bed but I have yet to meet a woman stupid enough to be talked into sleeping with someone she wasn't attracted to in the first place. I get talked into fancying men all the time! I don't think I'm the only woman who finds intelligence and flirtation sexy. I can start an encounter in real life platonically and this can switch to lust, in the right conversation, for sure! " Totally agree!
So many cite physical attributes as their preference but for me all that's needed is a sweet smile, articulate manner, sexy style and a platonic relationahip turns into lustful thoughts. | |||
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"Some guys think they can't talk their way into a woman's bed but I have yet to meet a woman stupid enough to be talked into sleeping with someone she wasn't attracted to in the first place. I get talked into fancying men all the time! I don't think I'm the only woman who finds intelligence and flirtation sexy. I can start an encounter in real life platonically and this can switch to lust, in the right conversation, for sure! Totally agree!
So many cite physical attributes as their preference but for me all that's needed is a sweet smile, articulate manner, sexy style and a platonic relationahip turns into lustful thoughts."Sorry I wasn't clear. If you aren't attracted as much physically but then are attracted by his mind or personality thats still attraction. I mean some guys think they can persuade a woman to sleep with them. If he wins that argument she was going to do it anyway. She was just making him work for it | |||
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