FabSwingers.com forum: What’s the first thing

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You do when you are staying in a hotel?

My work colleague believes it a wank in the sink before you unpack!

So what’s the first thing you guys do?

Mat

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why in the sink ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why in the sink ?"

I asked the same thing! He’s reply was it’s just tradition.

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By *thena123Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

Test the bed out, and make sure the shower and sink are clean.

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By *edVelveteenCouple
over a year ago

Heaven in the Midlands

Wash the sink!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wash the sink!

Good thinking!! That’s on the to do list when I check in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I guess the giant mirrors in the bathroom would be hot if your a narcissist and want to watch yourself cum haha.

To be honest I hate hotel bathrooms cos they remind me what I look like naked! :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do when you are staying in a hotel?

My work colleague believes it a wank in the sink before you unpack!

So what’s the first thing you guys do?

Mat "
unpack and have a shower

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

Eat the biscuits.

Cal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Eat the biscuits.

Cal"
lol yes or the chocolate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look in all the drawers because I’m nosey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually have a poo

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

"Look in all the drawers because I’m nosey

I do this!!

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By *yanShireMan
over a year ago

Motherwell

Masturbate haha

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By *adyHWoman
over a year ago

South Glos

"Look in all the drawers because I’m nosey

Haha I do this too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on who's near

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on who's near

Near you? In a hotel?

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By *Mids guyMan
over a year ago

Lichfield

Usually drop of my stuff and head to the bar!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on who's near

Near you? In a hotel?

Why not, I've had a social or 2 out of it

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By *mberWoman
over a year ago

Preston

Open every drawer and every cupboard to see what's in there.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

Lie on the bed to check it our for size and comfort

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

Check that the bathroom is clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually check the view/balcony

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Unpack then have a lie on the bed

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By *hoenixAdAstraWoman
over a year ago

Hiding in the shadows

Put the kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Connect to WiFi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Order extra towels

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Order extra towels "

Why ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Order extra towels

Why ?"

im guessing to put down before he makes all the ladies squirt all over with that massive cock of his!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Order extra towels

Why ?"

Because I shower a lot..... lol

Seriously I’ll probably have some company over at some point and I’d rather not call housekeeping in the middle of the night....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check the kettle for tea and coffee, then get some proper milk. That UHT stuff is terrible.

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By *ouple36DDCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

Take my bra off and lie on the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check for bed bugs , being pest control , I know how bad some places are / can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a wee....usually bursting by the time we have got into the room...then jump on the bed..then a cuppa tea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Check the kettle for tea and coffee, then get some proper milk. That UHT stuff is terrible."

Always take a small carton of fresh milk uht is minging and there is never enough..i like my tea weak and milky...

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By *xperimentalistMan
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Adjust the temperature of the room appropriately to something comfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Locate the biscuits and look through the drawers

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By *arehamMan
over a year ago

handforth

Unpack put the kettle on and have a perv of the photos on fab.

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Always wash the cups.

My mate was a hotel cleaner briefly for a big chain that will remain nameless, and she saw other cleaners using the same cloth to wipe down everything, and I mean everything, so always wash the cups

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Turn off any heating and open the window.

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By *ikilovesCCouple
over a year ago

village life, closest main town inverness

Put the kettle on

After sterilising the sink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See if the sheets are clean..clean with boiling whater shower and bathtube and put the kettle on

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

I always check the cupboards etc in case there's anything dodgy in there and check everything is clean, then check the shower works properly.

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By *harAndBryCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough / Stamford

"I usually have a poo

Why do hotel bathrooms make poos smell so much worse than home ones?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually have a poo

Why do hotel bathrooms make poos smell so much worse than home ones?"

Because there's no windows?

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By *J RHEAMan
over a year ago

S West

Lash the tv out the window and kick fuck out of the furniture because I'm a rock star.

Na shoes off lie down for 10 then have a shower

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I usually have a poo

Why do hotel bathrooms make poos smell so much worse than home ones?"

This is soooooo true!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually have a poo

Why do hotel bathrooms make poos smell so much worse than home ones?

This is soooooo true!!! "

Premier inn have special acoustics that amplify a fart to magnificent proportions...... a nightmare when you have a stranger in your bed.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"I usually have a poo

Why do hotel bathrooms make poos smell so much worse than home ones?

This is soooooo true!!!

Premier inn have special acoustics that amplify a fart to magnificent proportions...... a nightmare when you have a stranger in your bed.

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By *orthern StarsCouple
over a year ago

Durham

"I usually have a poo

Why do hotel bathrooms make poos smell so much worse than home ones?

This is soooooo true!!!

Premier inn have special acoustics that amplify a fart to magnificent proportions...... a nightmare when you have a stranger in your bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Usually drop of my stuff and head to the bar!

Same

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By *eedsSpoonMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"Look in all the drawers because I’m nosey

I do this!!

Me too.

But I used to work in a hotel so know what can be left behind...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually jump on the bed and then run to the window to check out my view

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You do when you are staying in a hotel?

My work colleague believes it a wank in the sink before you unpack!

So what’s the first thing you guys do?

Mat "

Check if there are any hidden cameras, only joking usually check the general cleanliness and make a cup of tea

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By *he James gangCouple
over a year ago

NEWTOWNABBEY

Take the cushions and throw thing off the bed then wash my hands - those things are never laundered...ewww

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