FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Meets from hell

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Pls share your worse meets you had here or in the club. Things you didn't liked it or had bad experience etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one guy come to mine and clearly hadn’t washed before arriving, I’ll never forget the smell

he was asked to leave!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yuck .

We had few . The guy had good pics but when we met him ,he came in his unwashed track suit, probably smoked and clearly unshaved down there.

We said bye bye from the car itself .lol

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"Yuck .

We had few . The guy had good pics but when we met him ,he came in his unwashed track suit, probably smoked and clearly unshaved down there.

We said bye bye from the car itself .lol "

How do you know he wasn't shaved if you didn't get out of the car?

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

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By *oan of DArcCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Yuck .

We had few . The guy had good pics but when we met him ,he came in his unwashed track suit, probably smoked and clearly unshaved down there.

We said bye bye from the car itself .lol

How do you know he wasn't shaved if you didn't get out of the car?

He answered the door in the nuddie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

How do you know he wasn't shaved if you didn't get out of the car?

Lol u don't need a shop floor to unzip pants to show the cock .

Lol

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By *hemainintainMan
over a year ago

govan

I've taken a few for the team over the years. Turned up and people just haven't really been what was advertised. One woman had clearly used her daughter's pics....

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

How do you know he wasn't shaved if you didn't get out of the car?

Lol u don't need a shop floor to unzip pants to show the cock .

Lol "

Did you get him to stick it in the window as an audition?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yuck .

We had few . The guy had good pics but when we met him ,he came in his unwashed track suit, probably smoked and clearly unshaved down there.

We said bye bye from the car itself .lol "

Yeah was disgusting and wasn’t putting my mouth anywhere near it!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

"Yuck .

We had few . The guy had good pics but when we met him ,he came in his unwashed track suit, probably smoked and clearly unshaved down there.

We said bye bye from the car itself .lol

How do you know he wasn't shaved if you didn't get out of the car?

Xray spex

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

I can't get a fab meet in person as every guy i tried to meet me doesn't turn up and ghost me... So i just do cam meets now and have fun there... Poor pussy gets no real cock. Just vibrator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can't get a fab meet in person as every guy i tried to meet me doesn't turn up and ghost me... So i just do cam meets now and have fun there... Poor pussy gets no real cock. Just vibrator

You need to branch out and start considering tgirls babe lol x

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

How do you know he wasn't shaved if you didn't get out of the car?

Lol u don't need a shop floor to unzip pants to show the cock .

Lol

Did you get him to stick it in the window as an audition?

Window shopping

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

We "are" the fab meets from hell. Bahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can't get a fab meet in person as every guy i tried to meet me doesn't turn up and ghost me... So i just do cam meets now and have fun there... Poor pussy gets no real cock. Just vibrator

For single ladies like you , I think a club is a best way to get meets

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By *luebell888Woman
over a year ago

Glasgowish

I have had a few in my early days on here. I am now wiser.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes just chilling hun. You seem to be in a good mood today

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"I can't get a fab meet in person as every guy i tried to meet me doesn't turn up and ghost me... So i just do cam meets now and have fun there... Poor pussy gets no real cock. Just vibrator

For single ladies like you , I think a club is a best way to get meets "

Going next year.. Can't wait. Anyone recommend one for a newbie?

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By *ocomanbedsMan
over a year ago

Luton

Went to a female's place in their early 20's. Arrived seemed nice enough went to the shop before going inside to get some drinks.

On entering the flat there was a terrible smell, empty alcohol containers everywhere and I've never seen such a sticky floor. I'm sure I saw dried vomit on the wall...

Needless to say I swiftly found an excuse to exit and never look back... thought it was too good to be true

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By *otYourKind666Man
over a year ago

Horsham

My first and only couples meet..he wanted abusing as I fucked his wife and filmed it.....what they didnt mention is that he was gonna be fully decked out in his wifes underwear and heels, also wanted to wank me off in her face.....the wanking and underwear bit I found out as the lady was going down on me and he appeared on the stairs and dropped it on me there and then.....I shamefully came in her mouth very quick and got out of there. Nothing against that as I'm a each to their own type but that was my very 1st Fab meet and I was not prepared for it....not so naive now

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

york

My first fab meet with a couple, ended in their hotel room with them screaming at each other and me naked, gathering my clothes and backing into the hallway.

It got better that as I stood in that hallway an elderly couple walked round the corner and just stood staring at me. I ran away from that hotel for what felt like a good 2 miles (was probably only 200m) for fear of the police coming to arrest me for exposure.

I learned a lot about vetting people beforehand from that adventure

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My first fab meet with a couple, ended in their hotel room with them screaming at each other and me naked, gathering my clothes and backing into the hallway.

I learned a lot about vetting people beforehand from that adventure "

I shouldn't laugh......but that is tragic

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"My first fab meet with a couple, ended in their hotel room with them screaming at each other and me naked, gathering my clothes and backing into the hallway.

I learned a lot about vetting people beforehand from that adventure "

I'm sorry that happened to you and I'm sure it was a horrible experience for you, but thank you for sharing it made me laugh!

I am sorry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Went with a fb to a house for full swap, other guy went to the kitchen to get drinks and my fb followed, ab2 minutes later his wife went and had a full scale argument as he was getting his cock suked. We left asap.

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By *he_turtle_movesMan
over a year ago

york

Now that I am older and wiser I'm glad that it can bring a laugh to others.

Thank goodness I've never experienced anything like it since

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I met a couple years ago and went to their place, we were playing in their back room in full swing when the stairs door opened and their little son came down to see his mum sucking me off while her dad fucked her (I didn’t know there were children in the house).

Hopefully he was too young to be scarred for life, they told him to go back to bed and I quickly left.

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By *roxhotwifecpl4funCouple
over a year ago

goffs oak

We arranged a meet and had communicated well before hand, turned up at his house and it just didn’t feel right, realised very quickly that he had a partner and kids. Made our excuses and let with him shouting abuse at us down his driveway, he messaged us an hour to apologise and admitted he was married. He then offered to get a hotel room as he really wanted to fuck Kelly!!

If only he was honest in the first place…..

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Now that I am older and wiser I'm glad that it can bring a laugh to others.

Thank goodness I've never experienced anything like it since"

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By *y the seaCouple
over a year ago

guernsey

"I can't get a fab meet in person as every guy i tried to meet me doesn't turn up and ghost me... So i just do cam meets now and have fun there... Poor pussy gets no real cock. Just vibrator

With legs like yours I can guess what your inbox looks like after this post. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our “worst” experience isn’t even that bad and didn’t actually happen in a meet.

We decided to explore couples for a swap.

We got chatting to an awesome couple. It was all going well until the woman said “so we will be sleeping with each others partners” and I was all “yea of course” thinking she was saying “sleeping with” rather than “fucking”

Only she didn’t mean that. She asked me if I understood what she meant so I said “are you meaning snoring sleeping?”

I got a little bit upset about that lols of all the things to get upset about

Anyway trying to make everyone happy I suggested that we find a hotel with a huge bed for all of us. Found one. Then the chaos descended.

An argument with them ensued about who would sleep in which place and we were pretty silent - not knowing what to say. She then told him it was out of concern for him that she wanted to be on the end because of her insulin needs and he blew a gasket. Apparently that only happens when she swallows cum and he blew at her that she was going to swallow my bf cum and blew at her that she didn’t want to sleep next to him and that her alternative suggestion was that he couldn’t sleep next to me

We were kinda shocked … we just wanted a few hours of fun … still kinda perplexed about how it escalated

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You know when they say if you don't know a weirdo, you're the weirdo?

Well we've never had a terrible meet

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

About 10 years ago we met a couple for a drink all good so we went back to their place.Chatted about what we liked etc then went into separate rooms.He started to grab T nose will kissing her he also put presser on her neck.She managed to get into the bathroom and lock the door.It was most upset since then we have not met up in any homes or done separate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had meet with a hot guy, quickly both naked and kissing on my bed, when suddenly he stopped, stood up and started projectile vomiting everywhere. Managed to get him to bathroom leaving trail of vomit on way, and up walls..

Took me 5 loads of washings and a lot of time to clean up my house. He went home to recover from food poisoning, and I never heard from him again!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a couple of brutal meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yuck .

We had few . The guy had good pics but when we met him ,he came in his unwashed track suit, probably smoked and clearly unshaved down there.

We said bye bye from the car itself .lol

How do you know he wasn't shaved if you didn't get out of the car?

Xray spex

Great band

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had meet with a hot guy, quickly both naked and kissing on my bed, when suddenly he stopped, stood up and started projectile vomiting everywhere. Managed to get him to bathroom leaving trail of vomit on way, and up walls..

Took me 5 loads of washings and a lot of time to clean up my house. He went home to recover from food poisoning, and I never heard from him again!!"

what a way to go from a great night to one of the worst of your life

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"About 10 years ago we met a couple for a drink all good so we went back to their place.Chatted about what we liked etc then went into separate rooms.He started to grab T nose will kissing her he also put presser on her neck.She managed to get into the bathroom and lock the door.It was most upset since then we have not met up in any homes or done separate.

Sorry i don't quite follow what happened. He tried to do what??

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"My first and only couples meet..he wanted abusing as I fucked his wife and filmed it.....what they didnt mention is that he was gonna be fully decked out in his wifes underwear and heels, also wanted to wank me off in her face.....the wanking and underwear bit I found out as the lady was going down on me and he appeared on the stairs and dropped it on me there and then.....I shamefully came in her mouth very quick and got out of there. Nothing against that as I'm a each to their own type but that was my very 1st Fab meet and I was not prepared for it....not so naive now

Again i have no clue what happened there lol

I not following you at all

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"I can't get a fab meet in person as every guy i tried to meet me doesn't turn up and ghost me... So i just do cam meets now and have fun there... Poor pussy gets no real cock. Just vibrator

For single ladies like you , I think a club is a best way to get meets "

I'm too fussy. Went to clubs. Didn't find any of the men attractive. Most acted sleazy just came up and said you want to fuck.... seriously

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By *ick34Man
over a year ago

Overton

"I can't get a fab meet in person as every guy i tried to meet me doesn't turn up and ghost me... So i just do cam meets now and have fun there... Poor pussy gets no real cock. Just vibrator

well that is a great shame that I am out side your age range as I am not far from you and would definitely turn up to meet you

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By *winging Sally SeanCouple
over a year ago

Warks / Northants Border

Our third meet, being our very first ever couples meet, ended in disaster. They were a European couple, and I (Mr) naively thought the other male's attitude was down to cultural differences. I said to him, that everything should happen at the pace which both females were happy with - he was in full agreement, or so he said.

After an evening of fun and dancing at a pub, we all returned to the hotel, and they joined us in our room a short time later. Within a few minutes both females were comfortable enough to be on the bed together in their lingerie. They were chatting and giggling about the various toys each had bought. The other guy and me were sitting on the bed, fully clothed except shoes.

The females decided to try kissing each other (neither had kissed another female before). Sally then said she wanted a glass of water, I suspect the nerves making her mouth dry. I walked from the bed to the bathroom and filled the glass. I was gone for about 8 seconds. In that time, the other guy decided he should strip completely naked and position himself on the bed between the females. When I came back to the bed, I was clearly taken aback. Sally, now unsure what to do, suggested I 'catch-up', so I stripped off too. Which the other guy took as an indication to push the matter even further and rolled from the middle of the females on top of Sally. To give an idea of how quick this all happened, I was still holding the glass of water!

30 seconds later, Sally was calling it off as it was all happening too quickly! They dressed and left. His wife trying to calm him.

Next morning, we tried to break the awkwardness by suggesting they join us for breakfast. He came and sat with us, but his chair turned so he wasn't directly facing us. As Sally was eating her Full English, he commented 'I see you are okay with English sausage'. We chose to laugh it off rather than make a scene.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1 I turned up to a guy who had clearly been on the nose candy and couldn't get an erection, it ended with me sat watching him aggressively wank and then get angry start slapping it when it wouldn't work

2 a guy dickfished me and when why got into it I realised he was only about 3/4 inches long, so to be polite I just went along with it until he started to try and delay his orgasm cause it wanted the session to last longer, I ended up telling him I had an early morning and as soon as he had finished I quickly got dressed and left and blocked him as soon as I got to the car

3 the time I met someone and he was clearly very excited, tried to ram his tongue down my throat while I was still stood on the door step

was not interested in foreplay and then came after about 4/5 thrusts and then tried to cuddle me after, again made my excuses and left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Replies to stay on the forum

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By *ittlemisssassypantsCouple
over a year ago

South East Wales

"1 I turned up to a guy who had clearly been on the nose candy and couldn't get an erection, it ended with me sat watching him aggressively wank and then get angry start slapping it when it wouldn't work

3 the time I met someone and he was clearly very excited, tried to ram his tongue down my throat while I was still stood on the door step

was not interested in foreplay and then came after about 4/5 thrusts and then tried to cuddle me after, again made my excuses and left

The first one reminds me of the inbetweeners scene with him slapping it and shouting “GET BIG”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've missed out so many words but hopefully you will get the gist of what I am trying to say lmao

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By *omCoyoteMan
over a year ago

Northern England

One strange but memorable experience was quite a few years ago, with a couple I'd met on another site. The three of us had a great evening together, and they asked me if I knew of a lady who might like to join us; well I did...

I mentioned it to my young lady, and the four of us arranged to meet at their house for dinner, drinks and whatever followed.

So far, so good, they offered us their spare room to crash in - as I was over the limit to drive home, and around 02:00 - after a fun night, we went to our seperate bedrooms with our respective partners.

My lady and I dozed off in no time, but at around 04:00 I became aware of another person in bed with us. The bloke had sneaked into our room, and got into bed between the two of us. Neither of us were happy with this invasion of our privacy, and I asked him to go back to his own room.

At this point, his wife appeared at our bedroom door, screaming at him - I mean screaming at the top of her voice, and a full blown "domestic" ensued.

My partner and I rapidly got dressed, got into the car, and laughed all the way home.

The following day we received a gushing apology from the woman - asking us if we would like to meet again!

Oh and "K" if you're reading this hello.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One strange but memorable experience was quite a few years ago, with a couple I'd met on another site. The three of us had a great evening together, and they asked me if I knew of a lady who might like to join us; well I did...

I mentioned it to my young lady, and the four of us arranged to meet at their house for dinner, drinks and whatever followed.

At this point, his wife appeared at our bedroom door, screaming at him - I mean screaming at the top of her voice, and a full blown "domestic" ensued.

My partner and I rapidly got dressed, got into the car, and laughed all the way home.

The following day we received a gushing apology from the woman - asking us if we would like to meet again!

Oh and "K" if you're reading this hello. "

This is quite scary, could you imagine if she was there on her own and he did this

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By *omCoyoteMan
over a year ago

Northern England

I mentioned it to my young lady, and the four of us arranged to meet at their house for dinner, drinks and whatever followed.

At this point, his wife appeared at our bedroom door, screaming at him - I mean screaming at the top of her voice, and a full blown "domestic" ensued.

My partner and I rapidly got dressed, got into the car, and laughed all the way home.

The following day we received a gushing apology from the woman - asking us if we would like to meet again!

Oh and "K" if you're reading this hello.

This is quite scary, could you imagine if she was there on her own and he did this

Yes, I can; scary and downright creepy! We couldn't get dressed and out of there fast enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this is why we prefer to meet outdoors or at clubs!!

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By *rFetMan
over a year ago

Clacton On Sea

"I can't get a fab meet in person as every guy i tried to meet me doesn't turn up and ghost me... So i just do cam meets now and have fun there... Poor pussy gets no real cock. Just vibrator

That seems criminal, as your smoking hot and sound a lot of fun

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Only one bad meet we had so far. Met this cpl who after nagging got us to go to their house on new years eve. He had clearly been drinking and so had she but it was new years eve after all. So after keeping on to us to have a drink he suggested we stayed over. Well 2hrs passed and his mrs was clearly getting frustrated he had not made a move to ask us to play so she sat beside me and my mrs joanne sat nearer to him. His mrs lent over to kiss me and ended up with me rubbing her clit in the living room as joanne lent over abd started kissing him. At this point he nearly fell off the settee. He was more pissed than we thought. So up he got to go to loo and his mrs and mine started taking turns sucking my cock. He came back in and said lets all go to the bedroom. Wish we had left at this point to be honest

. We started fucking with out own partners then he wanted to swap so we swapped partners. All was good as his mrs orgasmed a few times and so did joanne. Then he was flying accross the room. He had pulled joannes hair so hard he ripped it out from the roots and he also bit her tit so hard he left deep teeth marks at that point joanne told him to get off her he told her no way i will so what i want to you so she pushed him flying off her. He got up and flipped hos mrs started losing it with him for being so rough. Me and him started arguing and joanne grabbed me and dragged me out the door still in my boxer shorts with rest of our clothes in our arms. She was only in her body so we dressed in the street. We were 30 miles from home and i had been drinking. We had to crash in the car. He messaged next morning asking what happened as it came to light he had been drinking on top of prescription drugs. His mrs was begging us to accept an apology but we said he was out of order so no we wont accept it. We blocked them after a few more messages off them wanting to meet us to say sorry. No apology will change the way he acted or treated my mrs. We will never meet anyone who has been drinking heavy or if we turn up and they are in that state we will just leave. The rest of our meets have been amazing to be honest john.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can’t people just stay in their own beds for sleeping?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She bent over after sucking me whilst making noises that sounded like Yoda and I was met with the view of a hairy bum crack. Black, wet hairs and some had little white/ grey tips. Then the smell of a warm musk hit me like a soggy oven glove.

Now I have a weak stomach, penis basically retracted into my body. I quickly made some idiotic excuse of not feeling well and got the f*ck out of there.

3 days later she texts:

“Do you want to come round and fuck me? I’ve shaved…”

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By *asons_CarounnCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

"I can't get a fab meet in person as every guy i tried to meet me doesn't turn up and ghost me... So i just do cam meets now and have fun there... Poor pussy gets no real cock. Just vibrator

For single ladies like you , I think a club is a best way to get meets

Going next year.. Can't wait. Anyone recommend one for a newbie? "

Townhouse on the Wirral … fantastic consent based club - specific night for ‘club’ newbies

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

"I can't get a fab meet in person as every guy i tried to meet me doesn't turn up and ghost me... So i just do cam meets now and have fun there... Poor pussy gets no real cock. Just vibrator

For single ladies like you , I think a club is a best way to get meets

Going next year.. Can't wait. Anyone recommend one for a newbie?

Townhouse on the Wirral … fantastic consent based club - specific night for ‘club’ newbies "

I tried clubs. They're not for me. I'm just old skool old fashioned when it comes to meeting men. I just didn't like the fact every man was totally sleazy or blunt with me. They just kept coming up saying " you want to fuck" put me right off clubs

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By *espectfulBusinessManMan
over a year ago

Essex and London

Was having a MMF with an ex when her daughter walked in mid spitroast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She bent over after sucking me whilst making noises that sounded like Yoda and I was met with the view of a hairy bum crack. Black, wet hairs and some had little white/ grey tips. Then the smell of a warm musk hit me like a soggy oven glove.

Now I have a weak stomach, penis basically retracted into my body. I quickly made some idiotic excuse of not feeling well and got the f*ck out of there.

3 days later she texts:

“Do you want to come round and fuck me? I’ve shaved…”

You probably should have said you prefer clean shaven if it's that much of a deal breaker

I'm never fully hair free as I wax once every 4 weeks but I always make it known, although it's never caused an issue with any of my play partners

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