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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Sometimes I get a stiffy when my jeans or pants are too tight and rub against it. Really can get awkward when I'm in a public place with a semi-stiffy and I'm trying to find a secluded area where I can reach into my pocket and try to hold it down while attempting to think unsexy thoughts. When I was a teenager I actually tried to cellotape it down, but the sensual feeling of having my cock resisting the tape just made it even stiffer. Tried reading window displays, and old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes. Anyone have any better tips to get a stiffy down fast in public?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only get stiffy nipples when it's a bit chilly. Sorry cannot help you here, OP

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"Sometimes I get a stiffy when my jeans or pants are too tight and rub against it. Really can get awkward when I'm in a public place with a semi-stiffy and I'm trying to find a secluded area where I can reach into my pocket and try to hold it down while attempting to think unsexy thoughts. When I was a teenager I actually tried to cellotape it down, but the sensual feeling of having my cock resisting the tape just made it even stiffer. Tried reading window displays, and old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes. Anyone have any better tips to get a stiffy down fast in public?

"

Tuck it under your waistband

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area


"Sometimes I get a stiffy when my jeans or pants are too tight and rub against it. Really can get awkward when I'm in a public place with a semi-stiffy and I'm trying to find a secluded area where I can reach into my pocket and try to hold it down while attempting to think unsexy thoughts. When I was a teenager I actually tried to cellotape it down, but the sensual feeling of having my cock resisting the tape just made it even stiffer. Tried reading window displays, and old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes. Anyone have any better tips to get a stiffy down fast in public?

Tuck it under your waistband "

I trap mine under my armpit

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Cover yr eyes with duct tape

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds


" Tried reading old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes.

"

What sort of old text messages ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The quickest way to get rid of a stiffy is to have a wank.

Obviously you can't do this in public....

Try rubbing yourself against a lamp post. Make sure you hide your cum face though as it will become obvious to onlookers as to what you are doing.

If anyone mentions the wet patch on your trousers just tell them you pissed yourself. It'll be a less embarrassing excuse.

Hope this helps.

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"The quickest way to get rid of a stiffy is to have a wank.

Obviously you can't do this in public....

Try rubbing yourself against a lamp post. Make sure you hide your cum face though as it will become obvious to onlookers as to what you are doing.

If anyone mentions the wet patch on your trousers just tell them you pissed yourself. It'll be a less embarrassing excuse.

Hope this helps. "

If you tuck your cock into your waistband then you can shoot over your shirt and say you spilt a drink over it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes I get a stiffy when my jeans or pants are too tight and rub against it. Really can get awkward when I'm in a public place with a semi-stiffy and I'm trying to find a secluded area where I can reach into my pocket and try to hold it down while attempting to think unsexy thoughts. When I was a teenager I actually tried to cellotape it down, but the sensual feeling of having my cock resisting the tape just made it even stiffer. Tried reading window displays, and old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes. Anyone have any better tips to get a stiffy down fast in public?

"

Have you considered tucking it under your tie. No one will notice that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just wack it with a spoon or something.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just wack it with a spoon or something."

Bend spoon

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"Sometimes I get a stiffy when my jeans or pants are too tight and rub against it. Really can get awkward when I'm in a public place with a semi-stiffy and I'm trying to find a secluded area where I can reach into my pocket and try to hold it down while attempting to think unsexy thoughts. When I was a teenager I actually tried to cellotape it down, but the sensual feeling of having my cock resisting the tape just made it even stiffer. Tried reading window displays, and old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes. Anyone have any better tips to get a stiffy down fast in public?

Have you considered tucking it under your tie. No one will notice that! "

Depends how long the tie is - are ties that long?

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester

That’s easy.

Try to think of a good looking politician.......

Instaflop.

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"That’s easy.

Try to think of a good looking politician.......

Instaflop."

I’ve got a better one - think about Brexit

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By * and M lookingCouple
over a year ago

Worcester


"That’s easy.

Try to think of a good looking politician.......

Instaflop.

I’ve got a better one - think about Brexit "

Prefer reality to fantasy

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By *avenTinaCouple
over a year ago

Southport

Just think of Diane abbot, that ought to soften it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think about mrs brown. Every part of your body will shrink!

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

Tuck it into your sock, job done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I recently had to have a testicle examination by a seriously sexy young nurse. I panicked when I walked in thought her playing with my balls in bound to wake him up. I thought about my mother in law kept him well asleep hate the mother in law lol

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Meeting the eyes of the sexy lady who is watching said stiffy does not help it go down

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Sometimes I get a stiffy when my jeans or pants are too tight and rub against it. Really can get awkward when I'm in a public place with a semi-stiffy and I'm trying to find a secluded area where I can reach into my pocket and try to hold it down while attempting to think unsexy thoughts. When I was a teenager I actually tried to cellotape it down, but the sensual feeling of having my cock resisting the tape just made it even stiffer. Tried reading window displays, and old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes. Anyone have any better tips to get a stiffy down fast in public?

"

Just avoid places where having an erection would be inappropriate.

like the vets or a funeral

Otherwise just carry on with your day and smile, after all it's just the male equivalent of camel toe and you might put a smile on a lady's face who's having a bad day

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet


"Sometimes I get a stiffy when my jeans or pants are too tight and rub against it. Really can get awkward when I'm in a public place with a semi-stiffy and I'm trying to find a secluded area where I can reach into my pocket and try to hold it down while attempting to think unsexy thoughts. When I was a teenager I actually tried to cellotape it down, but the sensual feeling of having my cock resisting the tape just made it even stiffer. Tried reading window displays, and old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes. Anyone have any better tips to get a stiffy down fast in public?

"

The sellotape made me smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Sometimes I get a stiffy when my jeans or pants are too tight and rub against it. Really can get awkward when I'm in a public place with a semi-stiffy and I'm trying to find a secluded area where I can reach into my pocket and try to hold it down while attempting to think unsexy thoughts. When I was a teenager I actually tried to cellotape it down, but the sensual feeling of having my cock resisting the tape just made it even stiffer. Tried reading window displays, and old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes. Anyone have any better tips to get a stiffy down fast in public?

Just avoid places where having an erection would be inappropriate.

like the vets or a funeral

Otherwise just carry on with your day and smile, after all it's just the male equivalent of camel toe and you might put a smile on a lady's face who's having a bad day "

It would put a smile on my face regardless of the type of day I was having

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Think of Jim's mum!

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

Have a good long wank before you leave the house should sort it. You may turn up late to everything though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Have a good long wank before you leave the house should sort it. You may turn up late to everything though."

Nah! He may have to stop somewhere every half an hour and unload the gun!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think of Jim's mum!"

Do you mean young Jimmy's mom! How is that going to help?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joined a gym recently some of the ladies in there very hot and couple of times have had to try and think of grim thoughts to calm it down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think of your old dinner lady at school the one with the tash n beard works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s because your jeans and pants are too tight, have you thought about buying ones that fit properly!

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch


"If it’s because your jeans and pants are too tight, have you thought about buying ones that fit properly!"

What kind of sick weirdo are you?

He clearly LIKES them being tight enough to give him a stiffy

*Wanders off remembering the good old days when that used to happen to me too*

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan
over a year ago

stockport wasteland


"If it’s because your jeans and pants are too tight, have you thought about buying ones that fit properly!"

Now this made me laugh hehe. OP every now and then in public have the same thing happen, I own it and walk proudly if anything I tell it to get harder unless it's in the middle where its very inappropriate then I fantasise over pensioners and that helps flop that bad boy

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull


"Sometimes I get a stiffy when my jeans or pants are too tight and rub against it. Really can get awkward when I'm in a public place with a semi-stiffy and I'm trying to find a secluded area where I can reach into my pocket and try to hold it down while attempting to think unsexy thoughts. When I was a teenager I actually tried to cellotape it down, but the sensual feeling of having my cock resisting the tape just made it even stiffer. Tried reading window displays, and old text messages which seems to do the trick sometimes. Anyone have any better tips to get a stiffy down fast in public?

"

Walk backwards so people walking towards you can't see it

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan
over a year ago

stockport wasteland

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan
over a year ago

stockport wasteland

Put a belly on so ya can't see it, can't see it don't matter

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

this happens to every male since the dawn of time. not a problem unless one has perverse flashing tendencies.

I suggest buying jeans that actually fit properly.

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By *ocogreyTV/TS
over a year ago

secret

I love to tease guys with a hardon in public

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wear good strong socks and tuck mine into one of them, usually the left one if that helps.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have been told penis is like a lizard's tail. If you chop it off, it regrow! Try that?

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate


"I have been told penis is like a lizard's tail. If you chop it off, it regrow! Try that? "

Well you do it first and tell us if it works

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