FabSwingers.com forum: Sex club buffets

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you love a soft yielding quiche or a suggestive hotdog at 10.30 at night? Are a few pizza slices just the thing to keep you on peak performance for the rest of the night? Or is the idea of a finger buffet after the fingering about as appealing as a slug sandwich? Would you prefer to be fondling female thighs rather than mustard coated chicken ones?

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan
over a year ago

stockport wasteland

Mix the food and sex

gotta need some food because not everyone gets time to eat before going out due to family or work

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

Not sure what goes on in sex clubs but very much in favour of food at swingers' parties, especially if it is proper food and not pub-style "buffet".

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By *harliebluestockingsCouple
over a year ago

london

Cashews. Chocolate and bananas.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

You have to hope everyone has washed their hands though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not sure what goes on in sex clubs but very much in favour of food at swingers' parties, especially if it is proper food and not pub-style "buffet"."

Have you been to events where you get a proper ‘sit-down’ then? Not just some bbq wings and a few egg and cress?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You have to hope everyone has washed their hands though

I think that’s a pretty forlorn hope tbh. Hence my issue with fingered finger buffets..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Get in early or don’t go there..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Not sure what goes on in sex clubs but very much in favour of food at swingers' parties, especially if it is proper food and not pub-style "buffet".

Have you been to events where you get a proper ‘sit-down’ then? Not just some bbq wings and a few egg and cress?"

A regular party we used to go to had proper sit down meals, was lovely.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"You have to hope everyone has washed their hands though

I think that’s a pretty forlorn hope tbh. Hence my issue with fingered finger buffets.."

Me too

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By *kyblue1878Couple
over a year ago

Southport

Fun4two Holland, say no more. Steaks and quality food just when you need that additional energy!

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Quite off putting.

I now have a vision of dried out cheese on toothpicks, the curling edge of bread hiding the 'processed' pork bits filling, cold pizza slices revealing the hideous true appearance of their toppings*, embalmed cocktail sausages, chicken drum sticks with that seam of pink uncooked meat lying along the bone, and the partially eaten broccoli quiche slice that has been returned to serving plate.

*think Oscar Wilde's The Portrait of Dorian Gray

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

"Not sure what goes on in sex clubs but very much in favour of food at swingers' parties, especially if it is proper food and not pub-style "buffet".

Have you been to events where you get a proper ‘sit-down’ then? Not just some bbq wings and a few egg and cress?"

I have been to events where you get hot food. Homemade or catered.

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

A Buffet at a sex club gives me the heebie jeebies! Fingering a bum hole then eating a cheese sarni! Not everyone has good hygiene x

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"A Buffet at a sex club gives me the heebie jeebies! Fingering a bum hole then eating a cheese sarni! Not everyone has good hygiene x"

So right

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By *abs..Woman
over a year ago

"A Buffet at a sex club gives me the heebie jeebies! Fingering a bum hole then eating a cheese sarni! Not everyone has good hygiene x"

Exactly. I would step away from the buffet

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

We used to just rather stop at McDonald’s on the way home for the many reasons pointed out on this thread.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"We used to just rather stop at McDonald’s on the way home for the many reasons pointed out on this thread. "

Good idea, or take your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s common at clubs, always makes me smile at how quick everyone is to only practice safe sex and get on the mighty high horse about it but they’re not so fussy about hygiene when they’re launching into the bowl of hula hoops after someone who has been knuckle deep in half the club

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We used to just rather stop at McDonald’s on the way home for the many reasons pointed out on this thread.

Good idea, or take your own

Ooh yes! I could get a sizeable thermos and good few mackerel paste sarnies and a yoghurt in the lockers at Quest..

Do you think they’d mind me unwrapping in the cinema room?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It’s common at clubs, always makes me smile at how quick everyone is to only practice safe sex and get on the mighty high horse about it but they’re not so fussy about hygiene when they’re launching into the bowl of hula hoops after someone who has been knuckle deep in half the club

Yes but ....hula hoops...

If it was salt and vinegar chipsticks I’d see your point..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not very appealing at all. Would never dive into the food at a sex party

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By *ustalittleKinkWoman
over a year ago

in the shadows

I've seen people come straight out of play rooms and grab food from the buffet ..... I will pass thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

golden rule never eat the food in clubs

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Meh..... ain't died yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We plan our meals before any fun. Anything oily, spicy (obviously) or stodgy is a no go.

Last night it was calamari, hummus and penne al rusticana about 5 hours before meet.

Cant be parping mid session.

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By *tuYorksMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Avoid at all costs. It's a strange concept.

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By *he LsCouple
over a year ago

East Midlands

This thread has made us both laugh a lot

We find the idea of a buffet off putting, having a play then grab a slice of pizza not really our thing.

As others have said worry too much about hygiene

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However, probably they have been using face as well as hands!!! So is it such a problem???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have to say that the only club I have been to had a bbq and buffet and although it looked great and I was pretty hungry I just couldn’t eat anything - the couple I was with did tuck in and have survived unscathed but I wasn’t taking any chances

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By *halMan
over a year ago

North West

Lol I would much prefer to be fondling stroking a nice nylon clad thigh then munching on some chicken wings.....

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By *innie The MinxWoman
over a year ago

Under the Duvet

It's a no from me....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's a no from me....

Not even a wafer thin mint?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"We used to just rather stop at McDonald’s on the way home for the many reasons pointed out on this thread.

Good idea, or take your own

Ooh yes! I could get a sizeable thermos and good few mackerel paste sarnies and a yoghurt in the lockers at Quest..

Do you think they’d mind me unwrapping in the cinema room? "

I don't think they would , just make sure no one else touches your sarnies

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By *heshirefungirlWoman
over a year ago

ammanford

"Meh..... ain't died yet"

Was just thinking the same and I normally part take in two buffets in one night, but they again I was brought up "if you touch it,you take it" when it comes to buffets so if others have the same common sense it shouldn't be an issue

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Meh..... ain't died yet

But maybe they don't

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By *wing66Couple
over a year ago

Burton-upon-trent

Never eaten at one yet although they do smell nice sometimes. It's the hygiene that worries me. Maybe if they served it with some tongues so nobody is touching the food it would entice me.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Never eaten at one yet although they do smell nice sometimes. It's the hygiene that worries me. Maybe if they served it with some tongues so nobody is touching the food it would entice me. "

No tongues please, that's even worse!

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Funny how the buffet provided at clubs on party nights gets eaten if this represents most people's view.

Maybe the buffets I have seen are easy to pick up items or served on individual plates, and don't require hands rummaging in bowls or inspecting what's in the sarnie

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Funny how the buffet provided at clubs on party nights gets eaten if this represents most people's view.

Maybe the buffets I have seen are easy to pick up items or served on individual plates, and don't require hands rummaging in bowls or inspecting what's in the sarnie

I think generally people *are* buffet rummagers. Based on way too many buffet lunches at business meetings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

fuck eating sex club food

you never know if someone or people have touched it with manky unwashed fingers

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By *ictor and RosieCouple
over a year ago

Basingstoke

Do not double dip!! I was at Gems one night and I was feeling a bit peckish so I tucked into the carrot sticks and dipped them in the humous. The Vicar then said "Rosie, you wouldn't be dipping them if you had seen how many people have been double dipping their veg in the condiments...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Buffet at a sex club gives me the heebie jeebies! Fingering a bum hole then eating a cheese sarni! Not everyone has good hygiene x"

This

Also; the smell of hot food....

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

I've often partaken in buffets at sex clubs across the 18 years I've been going to clubs...not dead or had one dodgy issue yet

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By *heshirefungirlWoman
over a year ago

ammanford

Question for all those who don't eat the buffet for hygiene reasons

"Do you play at clubs?"

If your answer is yes

"Do you take each person you play with to the shower before you agree to play with them?"

Because you would be serprise how many people don't so much as have a wet wipe freshen up Inbetween plays let alone a shower, so maybe the buffet is the least of your worries

But in over a decade of going to clubs and parties and eating the buffet food, I've never catch anything or been made ill by the food they serve so I think your ok to have a little feed

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Dear god....you'd think swingers were all disease ridden tramps the way some of you go on!

Unclean! Unclean!

Get over yourselves.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

I`m looking at this and thinking that sometimes the buffet is probably the least of people`s worries. How many of you happily put unknown body parts into their mouths, directly or indirectly?

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"Dear god....you'd think swingers were all disease ridden tramps the way some of you go on!

Unclean! Unclean!

Get over yourselves."
oh I heard it with the bells x

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By *rank speakerMan
over a year ago

Worcester

"We used to just rather stop at McDonald’s on the way home for the many reasons pointed out on this thread. "

Last visit to a club we had a McDonald's on the way there and Burger King on the way home.(I have such class and know how to treat a girl!

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"I`m looking at this and thinking that sometimes the buffet is probably the least of people`s worries. How many of you happily put unknown body parts into their mouths, directly or indirectly?"

Lol I think best applying the 30 second rule

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By *razysexysingleWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"We used to just rather stop at McDonald’s on the way home for the many reasons pointed out on this thread. "

I was partial to a sandwich though......

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By *wisted999Man
over a year ago

North Bucks

"We used to just rather stop at McDonald’s on the way home for the many reasons pointed out on this thread.

I was partial to a sandwich though......

Ah yes. That was a vision.

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By *razysexysingleWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

"We used to just rather stop at McDonald’s on the way home for the many reasons pointed out on this thread.

I was partial to a sandwich though......

Ah yes. That was a vision.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I avoid eating from buffets, to many manky fingers been there!

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I have never eaten the buffet food at clubs. It makes me feel queasy just looking at it. And there is always a host offering it because there's always to much. I think there should be condoms in every room and a box of rubber gloves next to every buffet..

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I avoid eating from buffets, to many manky fingers been there! "

But licking/kissing where random cocks have been is fine

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Food and getting undress not good no food for us..

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By *ENGUYMan
over a year ago

Hull

From what I've seen at a supplied buffets, I wonder if, in the case of clubs, they are following Food Safety rules.

In short, food should only be on display for 4 hours maximum! After that, it is to be binned!

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By *manaWoman
over a year ago

Basingstoke

I'm not there for the food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get to the buffet first before people go upstairs lmao never know if they wash their hands,

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I avoid eating from buffets, to many manky fingers been there! "

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"I avoid eating from buffets, to many manky fingers been there!

But licking/kissing where random cocks have been is fine

No not really..

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Get to the buffet first before people go upstairs lmao never know if they wash their hands,

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Most dont...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get to the buffet first before people go upstairs lmao never know if they wash their hands,

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Most dont..."

That is so true, chatty gits

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By *aughtyLondonGuyMan
over a year ago

london

I’d rather not eat in that situation except a nice yummy pussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you love a soft yielding quiche or a suggestive hotdog at 10.30 at night? Are a few pizza slices just the thing to keep you on peak performance for the rest of the night? Or is the idea of a finger buffet after the fingering about as appealing as a slug sandwich? Would you prefer to be fondling female thighs rather than mustard coated chicken ones?"

I've been thinking about going to a club and when reading the websites though the idea of a buffet at a sex club very strange

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You have to hope everyone has washed their hands though

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

I've been thinking about going to a club and when reading the websites though the idea of a buffet at a sex club very strange "

Yes...

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"You have to hope everyone has washed their hands though

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By *eal_curves_is_backWoman
over a year ago

London

I've been thinking about going to a club and when reading the websites though the idea of a buffet at a sex club very strange "

Are there so many people who don't know the difference between a sex club and a swingers' club?

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

It’s when u see the lady who as just been bukee and had a tight mouthful, lick the spoon of the bbq sauce and put it back

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By *andL1919Couple
over a year ago

Wirral

I've had a good few chuckles about this in the past.

Answer...NO! the two can't go together. Finger food, double dipping, fish fingers and all that...just NO!

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By *ig Beautiful BabesCouple
over a year ago

London

Sorry got to laugh at this. How many of you that are procrastinating have eaten nuts/crisps from the bar in a pub? Unwashed hands after using the loo. People pick their noses and don’t wash their hands. Simple, if a host provides food then they are responsible for supplying serving utensils - that way no fingers touch the food.

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By *essica jamiesonWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

"Dear god....you'd think swingers were all disease ridden tramps the way some of you go on!

Unclean! Unclean!

Get over yourselves."
No one is stopping you from eating! & off course not all swingers are disease ridden Its the unwashed hands after been wrist deep in some manky pussy! Ehm no thanks...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to love popping into chorley services and spotting the swinger's on route lol or if staying at local hotel then morning breakfast was always fun lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we've walked out of one club because of the smell of food when put out ...right on top of heater's and it was a small club warm cold food yuk

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By *ilthy and ProudCouple
over a year ago

Stratford upon Avon

We really appreciate a feminine TS, and have some very attractive ones on our friends list. Keep it up all we love you

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

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By *awpleasureMan
over a year ago

Sutton Coldfield

"Sorry got to laugh at this. How many of you that are procrastinating have eaten nuts/crisps from the bar in a pub? Unwashed hands after using the loo. People pick their noses and don’t wash their hands. Simple, if a host provides food then they are responsible for supplying serving utensils - that way no fingers touch the food.

Yes but some people don't use the utensils and pick up food with their hands.

OP has same view as mine about buffets wherever the location.

"Get in early or not at all"

I was at a carvery recently and I saw a guy ahead of me picking up pieces of crackling, looking at them and putting them back until he found one he liked the look of.

Needless to say, I gave the crackling a swerve.

Have also observed people picking up the different bread rolls and pastries in supermarkets and not using the implements provided.

I'm not sure if it's a lack of education or pure laziness.

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

I have not had the pleasure of going to a sex club. I cannot imagine that I would want a food buffet if I am part of a body buffet. I would be too distracted and hopefully too busy to stop for dinner. Unless incorporating food into our naughty desires and play. Maybe sliding my sausage between some buns and feed someone a nice hard hot dog. Adding an extra topping to a pizza for those who do want to stop for a bite whilst we are playing. A nice warm sauce could be nice. I'd sooner be tasting what's on my fingers after all the fondling and fingering than licking cold quiche of my fingers and then no one coming near me as it had onions in it. And I would definitely be leaving the mustard coated chicken thighs alone. Female thighs are so much better. Hot enough without mustard and if treated with respect opening these will allow you to have your thighs moist and succulent and wanting me to return for a second helping.

Unless it is a naked food fight I would prefer to steer clear of Icelands cooked party snacks and enjoy the company of real people up close and personal.

My end note on this would be that if we need to go to a sex club to eat food then we are dining at the wrong restaurant!

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By *east88Couple
over a year ago

darlington

We visit them often and honestly it’s a bit of putting. It doesn’t half make the place feel like a working men’s club. That and crap music. Next they’ll be having bingo. Why can’t they seem to grasp its a sex club and it’s all about creating the right mood.

Not dancing queen and a egg mayo sandwich!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

Don't do that either

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

I wonder how many swingers clubs actually have food hygiene certificates and if the council give 1-5 stars for compliance. Imagine working for the council and being given that job.

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By *33dfulthingsMan
over a year ago

london

"I wonder how many swingers clubs actually have food hygiene certificates and if the council give 1-5 stars for compliance. Imagine working for the council and being given that job. "

I have just proposed to councils throughout the country that this needs to be a requirement and have put myself up for the task of certicating said venues. 5* all the way. As for the food, I will leave that up to the hungry mob to rate. I will be the pervert council officially who gets sacked for tasting the wrong produce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A Buffet at a sex club gives me the heebie jeebies! Fingering a bum hole then eating a cheese sarni! Not everyone has good hygiene x"

Not only members but the staff also. I'd rather eat shit of a rusty spoon (so never) than touch food in a club.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"A Buffet at a sex club gives me the heebie jeebies! Fingering a bum hole then eating a cheese sarni! Not everyone has good hygiene x

Not only members but the staff also. I'd rather eat shit of a rusty spoon (so never) than touch food in a club."

Haha

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Next they’ll be having bingo."

Sexbingo. Make it a thing.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Next they’ll be having bingo.

Sexbingo. Make it a thing. "

Watch where you're putting your dabber

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Next they’ll be having bingo.

Sexbingo. Make it a thing.

Watch where you're putting your dabber

I know where I'd like to put my danger

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Next they’ll be having bingo.

Sexbingo. Make it a thing.

Watch where you're putting your dabber

I know where I'd like to put my danger

What's your 'danger'

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By *lbinoGorillaMan
over a year ago

Redditch

"Get in early or don’t go there.."

So true of many things in life

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Next they’ll be having bingo.

Sexbingo. Make it a thing.

Watch where you're putting your dabber

I know where I'd like to put my danger

What's your 'danger'

Is it a dibber or a dobber or a dabber?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Next they’ll be having bingo.

Sexbingo. Make it a thing.

Watch where you're putting your dabber

I know where I'd like to put my danger

What's your 'danger'

Is it a dibber or a dobber or a dabber?"

Depends where you live, I guess

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Someone said they ate hummus before a meet. So far over 80 different types are being withdrawn from sale because of a salmonella scare.

I won't eat dips at parties. I can only imagine how full of contamination they are...

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

As well as promoting safe sex at sex clubs we should be promoting safer hygiene at the buffet table ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if i have been to a club i would not eat at the buffetts or the nuts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This scenario proper spins me out

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Someone said they ate hummus before a meet. So far over 80 different types are being withdrawn from sale because of a salmonella scare.

I won't eat dips at parties. I can only imagine how full of contamination they are..."

That and they’d stink of garlic.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Eating warm dips at sex clubs is risky. The longer the dips are out then the more chance of contamination. It's like a game of Russian Roulette ..

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

There’s a whole other thread here about double-dipping...

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By *i-DottyWoman
over a year ago

Norwich

This thread reminds me of a friend who went to someone’s house for a private meet, it all went a bit wrong after they done the deed as she started squealing like a banshee that he wanted to leave so quick so he hot footed it out of the door and headed to KFC. He remembered way too late he hadnt washed his hands - brought a whole new dimension to the byline ‘finger licking good’

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Dear god....you'd think swingers were all disease ridden tramps the way some of you go on!

Unclean! Unclean!

Get over yourselves. No one is stopping you from eating! & off course not all swingers are disease ridden Its the unwashed hands after been wrist deep in some manky pussy! Ehm no thanks..."

Never said anyone was stopping me. Bigger people have tried and failed in that department lol if s Dr can't tell me what to eat pious swingers aren't gonna achieve it.

Just makes me laugh is all.

Don't think everyone's disease ridden but they've all been playing with manky pussys

you are aware you're lumping yourself in that too right?!

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

"Next they’ll be having bingo.

Sexbingo. Make it a thing.

Watch where you're putting your dabber

I know where I'd like to put my danger

What's your 'danger'

Bugger, meant dabber.

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By *xtrafun4youMan
over a year ago

Dunstable

"A Buffet at a sex club gives me the heebie jeebies! Fingering a bum hole then eating a cheese sarni! Not everyone has good hygiene x"
Exactly this

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'm often selectively peckish but may prefer to miss out after anal fosters who appear for food before me or if someone fiddles around by hands with the food - which ought to carry a fine of the full buffet replacement cost. I've seen a few touch stuff to check how it feels

. Disrespectful to the club and other guests. They do low calorie consumption for a month, to get money's worth from buffet and entrance fee.

I'm generally not that interested in the food, except when the lovely staff prepare it freshly and bring it straight over. But I'm usually eating at regular meal frequency, so a drink is refreshment enough.

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By *ssex_tomMan
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Maybe ban buffets at sex clubs...

Safer sex that way

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford

"Next they’ll be having bingo.

Sexbingo. Make it a thing.

Watch where you're putting your dabber

I know where I'd like to put my danger

What's your 'danger'

Bugger, meant dabber."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We really appreciate a feminine TS, and have some very attractive ones on our friends list. Keep it up all we love you

Lovely post, wandered into wrong thread?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Like yellow snow, bar nuts are a no go.

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