FabSwingers.com forum: Poor hygiene

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wife and I went to a party recently and met up with a couple.

They were lovely, great personable conversation and attractive too.

We went upstairs and stripped off.

However, it had been several hours since she had been in the shower, she wanted cunnilingus but I couldn't, just couldn't. I wanted to but as soon as I got near, oh no.

Why oh why don't people realise that freshness is king? Or am I being picky?

What is the alternative?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lynx Africa

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I showered 11 hours ago, I don't think the smell of my fanny right now would kill anyone

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By *LIRTWITHUSCouple
over a year ago

Chester

"Wife and I went to a party recently and met up with a couple.

They were lovely, great personable conversation and attractive too.

We went upstairs and stripped off.

However, it had been several hours since she had been in the shower, she wanted cunnilingus but I couldn't, just couldn't. I wanted to but as soon as I got near, oh no.

Why oh why don't people realise that freshness is king? Or am I being picky?

What is the alternative?"

She may have had bv or simply not properly showered, it's a deffo no

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I showered 11 hours ago, I don't think the smell of my fanny right now would kill anyone "

Of course it wouldn't kill you but that's not the point.

It takes just a moment to freshen up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I showered 11 hours ago, I don't think the smell of my fanny right now would kill anyone

Of course it wouldn't kill you but that's not the point.

It takes just a moment to freshen up."

The point I'm making is fannies aren't supposed to smell like roses

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

"I showered 11 hours ago, I don't think the smell of my fanny right now would kill anyone

Of course it wouldn't kill you but that's not the point.

It takes just a moment to freshen up."

And did you suggest that you both had a quick freshen up to drop a polite hint , or just mention it on the forums , hoping she would read the comment and get really embarrassed ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I showered 11 hours ago, I don't think the smell of my fanny right now would kill anyone

Of course it wouldn't kill you but that's not the point.

It takes just a moment to freshen up.

The point I'm making is fannies aren't supposed to smell like roses"

But it is better if they do. We've been swinging for many years and been there so many times.

Can't stand stale pussy smell. It takes just a moment so why not freshen up?

Result? Greater fun all round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I showered 11 hours ago, I don't think the smell of my fanny right now would kill anyone

Of course it wouldn't kill you but that's not the point.

It takes just a moment to freshen up.

The point I'm making is fannies aren't supposed to smell like roses

But it is better if they do. We've been swinging for many years and been there so many times.

Can't stand stale pussy smell. It takes just a moment so why not freshen up?

Result? Greater fun all round."

I'm glad to hear your stomach has survived your many years of experience

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I showered 11 hours ago, I don't think the smell of my fanny right now would kill anyone

Of course it wouldn't kill you but that's not the point.

It takes just a moment to freshen up.

The point I'm making is fannies aren't supposed to smell like roses"

But on the other hand,they shouldn't be smelling like Billingsgate fish market!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I showered 11 hours ago, I don't think the smell of my fanny right now would kill anyone

Of course it wouldn't kill you but that's not the point.

It takes just a moment to freshen up.

And did you suggest that you both had a quick freshen up to drop a polite hint , or just mention it on the forums , hoping she would read the comment and get really embarrassed ? "

They are not on here so no.

Practically though, why? Why no thought and a moment in the bathroom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone sent me a video od them wanking yesterday with a lot of smegma under their foreskin. My eyes will never be the same. Filthy nails too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wife and I went to a party recently and met up with a couple.

They were lovely, great personable conversation and attractive too.

We went upstairs and stripped off.

However, it had been several hours since she had been in the shower, she wanted cunnilingus but I couldn't, just couldn't. I wanted to but as soon as I got near, oh no.

Why oh why don't people realise that freshness is king? Or am I being picky?

What is the alternative?"
a peg its the only way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone sent me a video od them wanking yesterday with a lot of smegma under their foreskin. My eyes will never be the same. Filthy nails too.

Yuk ! Dirty nails is defo a no no for me too

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Someone sent me a video od them wanking yesterday with a lot of smegma under their foreskin. My eyes will never be the same. Filthy nails too.

Yuk ! Dirty nails is defo a no no for me too "

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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago

Arse end of the universe

"Someone sent me a video od them wanking yesterday with a lot of smegma under their foreskin. My eyes will never be the same. Filthy nails too.

A little bit of sick just popped in my mouth reading that...going to struggle to keep my chicken pasty down

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apologies Haha

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

I had a similar experience a few years ago where I met the hotwife at home whilst hubby was at work. She smelt very nice everywhere BUT when she gushed, the taste and aroma was very unpleasant! It’s the one and only time I’ve been taken by surprise like that. As for personal hygiene as others have stated, suggest a steamy shower foreplay session.

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By *linyMan
over a year ago

Manchester/London

"Someone sent me a video od them wanking yesterday with a lot of smegma under their foreskin. My eyes will never be the same. Filthy nails too.

A little bit of sick just popped in my mouth reading that...going to struggle to keep my chicken pasty down

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"I showered 11 hours ago, I don't think the smell of my fanny right now would kill anyone

Of course it wouldn't kill you but that's not the point.

It takes just a moment to freshen up.

And did you suggest that you both had a quick freshen up to drop a polite hint , or just mention it on the forums , hoping she would read the comment and get really embarrassed ?

They are not on here so no.

Practically though, why? Why no thought and a moment in the bathroom?"

What do you mean by freshen up.. A wash?? wipe... as I am sure most ladies myself included, would have a good wipe clean when we nip to the bathroom if play is on the cards.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For years i never realised when women in films said ' I'll just go freshen up' they really meant 'Im off to wash my fanny

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By *arcolemMan
over a year ago

Killarney

I would have thought hygiene was a given at any meet regardless if it is a woman or a man.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Wife and I went to a party recently and met up with a couple.

They were lovely, great personable conversation and attractive too.

We went upstairs and stripped off.

However, it had been several hours since she had been in the shower, she wanted cunnilingus but I couldn't, just couldn't. I wanted to but as soon as I got near, oh no.

Why oh why don't people realise that freshness is king? Or am I being picky?

What is the alternative?"

How long had you been at the party? How long had it been since you showered?

Are they on here? Will they recognise them from your thread?

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By *etite HandfulWoman
over a year ago

Chester

You shouldn't be expected to do something that's unappealing to you and hygiene is important but and its a big but it could really embarrass the woman if she sees this thread and realise its about her. A lack of tact can be just as bad as poor hygiene.

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I'm not sure who is posting, the man or the lady but I'm wondering if you both nipped off to the bathroom to give your bits a quick wipe before you stripped off?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Someone sent me a video od them wanking yesterday with a lot of smegma under their foreskin. My eyes will never be the same. Filthy nails too.

A man sent me a pic like that.

I was actually lost for words. I don’t know if it was deliberate or whether he was oblivious.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Wife and I went to a party recently and met up with a couple.

They were lovely, great personable conversation and attractive too.

We went upstairs and stripped off.

However, it had been several hours since she had been in the shower, she wanted cunnilingus but I couldn't, just couldn't. I wanted to but as soon as I got near, oh no.

Why oh why don't people realise that freshness is king? Or am I being picky?

What is the alternative?"

put a peg on your nose and don't lick the crusty bits.

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By *inkycreamCouple
over a year ago

manchester

"I showered 11 hours ago, I don't think the smell of my fanny right now would kill anyone

Of course it wouldn't kill you but that's not the point.

It takes just a moment to freshen up.

The point I'm making is fannies aren't supposed to smell like roses

But it is better if they do. We've been swinging for many years and been there so many times.

Can't stand stale pussy smell. It takes just a moment so why not freshen up?

Result? Greater fun all round."

I get the feeling with this post you clearly haven’t been swinging much at all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone sent me a video od them wanking yesterday with a lot of smegma under their foreskin. My eyes will never be the same. Filthy nails too.

Yuk ! Dirty nails is defo a no no for me too "

The smegma not bother you then? (I'm joking)

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By *rontier PsychiatristMan
over a year ago

Coventry

"Wife and I went to a party recently and met up with a couple.

They were lovely, great personable conversation and attractive too.

We went upstairs and stripped off.

However, it had been several hours since she had been in the shower, she wanted cunnilingus but I couldn't, just couldn't. I wanted to but as soon as I got near, oh no.

Why oh why don't people realise that freshness is king? Or am I being picky?

What is the alternative?"

No offense but what were you expecting if you meet a couple who would have got ready hours ago. People stay fresh at different rates, we are all human. Granted I can understand if you had a problem with her freshness, some people are more bothered than others, that fair enough. Could you not have be honest with them and just say frankly but politely that you would find the experience even more fun if everyone was just out the shower fresh and suggest you all have a shower? Then no one is singled out and your all equally fresh. I mean that would be cool with me, I wouldn't be offended. Because it is just what it is, a factor of biology and nothing to be ashamed off. But then maybe that's just me. Would other people be offended if you suggested everyone took a shower first? Or is just a perfectly reasonable and practical request?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hiya everyone, just wanted your views on something. I went to a private party recently, I am single and went with a friend who is male and we usually end up playing separately. From the word go it felt like I was being pimped out by the organiser who insisted on my phone number and rang me beforehand asking very searching questions as if he was information gathering to pass on to attendees. But also, when we got there he insisted I play leaving the door open as it was more fun and in the spirit of things, and it became a peep show. Thing is, I am no prude, but as a Unicorn I have had this before with private parties, people tend to think that because you are on the list, then the list becomes a menu you are selected from without having any choice yourself. Definitely felt pressured to perform by the man taking money, as though I had been promised in advance to people. Just didn't feel like we were there for our own sakes. Has anyone else found this xx

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By *rednwilma1Couple
over a year ago

york

We were in a club on Fri night in a room with a few guys round Wilma but one of them had a real stink of BO , put us of and things finished after that, don't know which of them it was but NO NEED !!!!.... surely if your going to a club hoping for a shag you would have a good scrub down and liberal amounts of BRUT applied

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

"Hiya everyone, just wanted your views on something. I went to a private party recently, I am single and went with a friend who is male and we usually end up playing separately. From the word go it felt like I was being pimped out by the organiser who insisted on my phone number and rang me beforehand asking very searching questions as if he was information gathering to pass on to attendees. But also, when we got there he insisted I play leaving the door open as it was more fun and in the spirit of things, and it became a peep show. Thing is, I am no prude, but as a Unicorn I have had this before with private parties, people tend to think that because you are on the list, then the list becomes a menu you are selected from without having any choice yourself. Definitely felt pressured to perform by the man taking money, as though I had been promised in advance to people. Just didn't feel like we were there for our own sakes. Has anyone else found this xx"

I'd have been really uncomfortable with a few of the things you mentioned there tbh! Are you ok?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s not always a matter of freshness either. Some people’s smell is just repellent - to you!! Nature has a way of telling you that some people are not right for you to produce children with and so their smell puts you off. Others - well, you just can’t get enough of them even if they’re not that fresh.

If everyone knew that, we could have an honest chat and say, “sorry, you are no for me!” But no, people don’t want to offend and so will grin and bear it if they can.

Don’t be worried about their reaction. Think of yourself and if that means having to say “sorry but no” , just say it - in a nice way.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s not always a matter of freshness either. Some people’s smell is just repellent - to you!! Nature has a way of telling you that some people are not right for you to produce children with and so their smell puts you off. Others - well, you just can’t get enough of them even if they’re not that fresh.

If everyone knew that, we could have an honest chat and say, “sorry, you are no for me!” But no, people don’t want to offend and so will grin and bear it if they can.

Don’t be worried about their reaction. Think of yourself and if that means having to say “sorry but no” , just say it - in a nice way."

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

This is somebody's post about hygiene....it would have been better for you to post it seperately. My thoughts regarding your situation, I wouldn't attend a party where people pay for starters. You are not on the menu and should be there for your fun. If it's not fun then Stop what's going on and leave. Please don't let yourself be in that situation again.

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By *-sas-sinWoman
over a year ago

Arse end of the universe

What now...taking money???? Hell that's not on...I have been to 1 party and chose not to play and no one gave a shit...its your choice if you do or dont, your experience sounds wrong to me....and isn't what I would expect from such an event.

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By *lackFun69Man
over a year ago

East Anglia

"I showered 11 hours ago, I don't think the smell of my fanny right now would kill anyone

Of course it wouldn't kill you but that's not the point.

It takes just a moment to freshen up.

The point I'm making is fannies aren't supposed to smell like roses

But on the other hand,they shouldn't be smelling like Billingsgate fish market!

lol

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'd have left. What did you do?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be honest, because he was giving the friend I went with so much earache , it ended up that my friend felt compelled to knock on the door for it to be left open also. In the end I opened the door, and made light of it so as not to spoil the night, but myself and my friend have vowed never to go again. Left a bad taste xx thx

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over a year ago

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