FabSwingers.com forum: Fab Cliches well used on Profiles

By *athanscott8 OP Man
over a year ago

west

'A Cock to Die For'

'Don't Pass Them By'

What ones have you come across many a time?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Magic fingers

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Genuine

Can breath throught my ears

Does exactly what it says on the tin

Sick of single guys ruining it for the rest of us

Wont bite unless you want me to

The lady cums first

Sick of timewasters, genuine people only please

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By *r-MissCouple
over a year ago

Derbyshire

Can give oral for hours -seems a common one at the moment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can give oral for hours -seems a common one at the moment"
and really do very little , lol

ladys dont miss out on this man you would be mad too . lol

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

Dont bite...unless asked...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single male: "I cant get a meet"

Elusive bi fem (Im here ffs

)

Can accomodate (the back of the car/van!)

Genuine (genuing what??? human!)

Professional male (prostitute?)

Professional couple (tag-team prostitutes)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sydney University blah blah lol

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"If you don't like big women / smokers / tattoos / piercings / whatever ... then jog on"

So polite!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

best meet ever.... peeps seem to have alot of those too.

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By (user no longer on site)
Forum Mod
over a year ago

I won't let you down like all the others on here

NO SINGLE GUYS NO SINGLE GUYS NO SINGLE GUYS

PLEASE READ THE PROFILE

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rant over

(Which means: rant continues below

)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cuddly fem seeks discrete fun (well you wouldn't be seen dead with her in public lol).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And how could we forget the warnings about Sydney University!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuddly fem seeks discrete fun (well you wouldn't be seen dead with her in public lol)."

I don't have a tin hat, but feel free to borrow my cycle helmet. Thank me later.

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

"Cuddly fem seeks discrete fun (well you wouldn't be seen dead with her in public lol)."

I see we have a charmer in our midst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

untill next time .............. will see again ....... hand off ... .

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

'Time wasterers needn't bother'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Often read "Great with his tounge" lol.

What the hell is a "tounge" and where do they buy tounges from?

We've got to have one, they sound the mutts nuts!

XXXX

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

Can hold a conversation..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

12 inch cock.....unfortunately kept in the coup with the other Chickens!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heavy cummer, not sure if that is a good thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is it wrong that i'm taking notes of things to add to my profile?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just looking"

"new to this" but have been on for over a year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Heavy cummer, not sure if that is a good thing.

Means they are overweight!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""just looking"

"new to this" but have been on for over a year

Makes you wonder.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a wet pussy, that was mostly lube and spit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

talented tongue - always makes me smile that one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will try anything once..twice if I like it!

NO MEANS NO!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was a swinging site, turns out its Facebook with tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"knows what she wants and how to get it"

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By *oonytoonMan
over a year ago

derby

"Rant over

(Which means: rant continues below

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

Drink and Drug free..

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham

no limits sub...

mwahahahahahah

i have been known to mesaage ppl with this on their profiles, with suggestions...they tend to change

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Will fill in later.

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By *j188Couple
over a year ago

aberdeenshire

sounds like you have all been reading our mail !

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By *aughtyNurse999Woman
over a year ago

Fabville !!!

cannot accomodate. cannot travel lol

i can can you ?

I like the more mature fem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""If you don't like big women / smokers / tattoos / piercings / whatever ... then jog on"

So polite!

+1!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 01/04/12 21:12:03]

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By *erseypairCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

many thanks great night "you know who you are"

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

always smell good ...

happy to watch ...

orally bi but hubbys are safe ...

will add more later ...

my MSN addy is cuntgiveafeck@MSN.com

quite nervous at first but in the right company with pants off just fine...

Rugby player build but loves Gym ...

Anything else just ask...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuddly fem seeks discrete fun (well you wouldn't be seen dead with her in public lol).

I don't have a tin hat, but feel free to borrow my cycle helmet. Thank me later."

You seem to have got away with that - perhaps the cycle helmet protected you after all - as a "more than cuddly fem" I think there are many that would proud to show me off in public - dogging, clubs parties - all fair game!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional

100% genuine

Totally straight (but send a message about being bi)

Was verified on my old account

Cant upload pics because no internet on iphone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No pic on here due to nature of my job but can text you one

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

sick as a parrot

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"sick as a parrot

beautiful plumage

Wolf

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"sick as a parrot

beautiful plumage

Wolf

she loves a cockortoo

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By *evilwolfCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"sick as a parrot

beautiful plumage

Wolf

she loves a cockortoo

norwegian blues always do...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pics to follow....but only couples with pics please

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

sorry your not my type

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She squirts

What's up with femaculates ? Awful word squirt

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By *enithWoman
over a year ago

closer than you think

"bored housewife looking for fun but please no married or attached males"

"wife looking to try female fun so would love to find a bi-fem to show her the ropes"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Has a great cock and knows what to do with it" - if he didn't then being on Fab would be slightly problematic!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Professional or professionals only - usually spelled wrong.

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

Deleted old account by mistake...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NO SINGLE MEM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

will dance eroticly for cider lol

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By *uitar_antiheroMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

No hairy men

Single men will be deleted

Know how to block and not afraid to do it

Fill in later (usually a 7 month old profile)

Will as pics soon (months later no pics)

Has a great cock and knows exactly what to do with it. Hands off he's all mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WOW WOW WOW WOW WOW !

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By *inecrestMan
over a year ago

West Yorks

Treat them with respect. (Erm, shouldn't that apply to everyone?)

I regard x as a true friend.

If we want you, we will find you.(How do you know?)

The real deal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jog on

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By *kyblue2681Woman
over a year ago

manchester

"Cuddly fem seeks discrete fun (well you wouldn't be seen dead with her in public lol)."

love to know how you got away with that one. Was there actually any need in that comment!? Just makes you sound like a prat

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By *ridgestockCouple
over a year ago

derby

i am a straight single male but will meet t.v.`s

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By *venturusoMan
over a year ago

Manchester

No glove no love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No beer bellies"...

"shaven and expect the same"...

"if we wink you it means we're interested" (really?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forum clicheeeeeeee " DO BLACK MEN HAVE BIGGER COCK blah blah blah" or "DOES SIZE MATTER" bluh bluh bluh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Read my verifications (hidden verifications)

Straight profile but meets t.v's, t.s

Deleting our account due to timewasters been here 2 weeks

Cant accom at mine but do have a mates flat to use for meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i want you to abuse me have i got it wrong wen i reply ok fuck off lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy going.

After a LOOOOOONNNNNNG list of Do's and Don'ts!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

MF but only the male playing tonight , yeah ok !

Any sentence followed by "No offence", if you don't do white, black, Asian , that's your preference , don't apologise !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MF but only the male playing tonight , yeah ok !

Any sentence followed by "No offence", if you don't do white, black, Asian , that's your preference , don't apologise !

Saw this once:

No blacks or p*kis. Not being racist, Just my preference.

Wow. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"MF but only the male playing tonight , yeah ok !

Any sentence followed by "No offence", if you don't do white, black, Asian , that's your preference , don't apologise !

Saw this once:

No blacks or p*kis. Not being racist, Just my preference.

Wow. Lol "

Your right wow !

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By *athanscott8 OP Man
over a year ago

west

'Pictures don't do them justice'

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By *amschwingerzCouple
over a year ago

West

No oompah lumpas...(and was directly aimed at 'fat' people)..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just saw these 2 "are there any real people on here" and "this place is fullof fakes/wannabees" lol both profiles less than 3 weeks old xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cuddly fem seeks discrete fun (well you wouldn't be seen dead with her in public lol).

love to know how you got away with that one. Was there actually any need in that comment!? Just makes you sound like a prat "

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By *ussy-StretcherMan
over a year ago

No blacks/asians....not my ting

LMAO

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By *uyuksno1Man
over a year ago

poole

"is it wrong that i'm taking notes of things to add to my profile?"

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By *ussy-StretcherMan
over a year ago

"Rant over

(Which means: rant continues below

I LOVE YOUR STYLE BRO....LMAO

'm a tall, black, fit, straight single male who's urbane, sophisticated and knowledgeable. I'm easy going, conversational and attentive, but I would hesitate to describe myself as 'down to earth' - make of that what you will! I have a sense of humour that varies depending on the day of the week, but I assure you it's definitely there!

I love ladies of all kinds. I like talking to them and meeting up with them. Hot playmates of all colours, shapes and sizes are welcome (you know who you are!). I'm also happy to meet couples and have enjoyed doing so many times. I like sex in all kinds of ways, but always safe. Parties, hotels and clubs are my preferred meeting venues.

No passwords, angry caps or long lists of 'thou shalt nots' here! Just send me a message and let's see where we end up.

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By *AR1987Man
over a year ago

Sevenoaks

Can't believe no-one's put this yet:

"Fun couple looking for fun"

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