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By *UNCHBOX OP   Man
over a year ago

folkestone

I was meant to meet a couple from another site last nite at a club, and after me texting them asking where were , they text back saying the wife had been taken to hospital. I did wonder if this was true, but i thought no-one is going to lie about that. Then i logged on to the site early in the morning after getting back from club, and one of them(i assume it was the husband) was logged on to the site.

Is it me, or would someone who's wife had been taken to hospital think to log on to a swingers site?. Personally id be too worried to even think about anything like that. Anyone else had anything similar?

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By *tockingloversukCouple
over a year ago

canterbury

We had a couple that called off last minute saying that "she" was ill after we had taken lots of time to sort out domestics as they were quite a way from us.

Fair enough if it was true but a few weeks later a lovely feedback was left for them saying what a fab night they had ( They just found someone they preferred but didn`t have the balls to say it! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Maybe they have friends on here that would have wanted to have known.. Also there are times that this site shows me as on.. and I am not actually on the site..

Just logged in via my phone... or my laptop left logged online.

Cali

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am going into hospital for a 5 day stay in the next few months, I will be logging on via my phone to read the forums and keep me amused as I think I maybe very bored

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

we have had plenty of people, nto so much cancel on us, but find another meet that will probably go all the way, rather than soft swing.

we just live with it as we realise people would rather have sex with someone else rather than lots and lots of foreplay with everyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots! Mum in hosp, Dad chest pains, Car Accident, stuck in Durham (was from Leeds!) Tried to commit suicide (yeah really, but then had a verif from someone else!), taking Exes Dog to vets, Too stage managed, Your (my) Sat Nav is obviously crap, I didnt realise it was definite...just waiting for "the dog ate it" and i'll have heard it all lol

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By *tockingloversukCouple
over a year ago

canterbury

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By *tockingloversukCouple
over a year ago

canterbury


"just waiting for "the dog ate it" and i'll have heard it all lol"

We were going to send you a message but the dog ate the laptop

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By *arumcoupleCouple
over a year ago

salisbury

We had one today, Male of couple says after chatting with us for weeks.. "Oh I see you do not meet Bi or Curious males, well I have been with a man, so I guess we are not the couple for you!!"

No mention on there profile about being Bi at all......

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By *bbandflowCouple
over a year ago

South Devon

I've had a few where relatives/best friends have died. It just makes me laugh. It's like the more extreme the excuse, the more believable I should find it. And of course they are logged on, and looking at me. Bless their poor souls

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"I was meant to meet a couple from another site last nite at a club, and after me texting them asking where were , they text back saying the wife had been taken to hospital. I did wonder if this was true, but i thought no-one is going to lie about that. Then i logged on to the site early in the morning after getting back from club, and one of them(i assume it was the husband) was logged on to the site.

Is it me, or would someone who's wife had been taken to hospital think to log on to a swingers site?. Personally id be too worried to even think about anything like that. Anyone else had anything similar? "

If i were taken into hospital i could imagine kev logging on to inform friends quickly ...remember many people have good friends on sites like this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was meant to meet a couple from another site last nite at a club, and after me texting them asking where were , they text back saying the wife had been taken to hospital. I did wonder if this was true, but i thought no-one is going to lie about that. Then i logged on to the site early in the morning after getting back from club, and one of them(i assume it was the husband) was logged on to the site.

Is it me, or would someone who's wife had been taken to hospital think to log on to a swingers site?. Personally id be too worried to even think about anything like that. Anyone else had anything similar? "

i had one guy tell me his mum had died, like you i never gave it a thought he could be lying about such a thing, but as they say a good liar needs a good memory as he mailed me a couple of months later asking if i was still ionterested in meeting as he was passing thro area going to his mums 60th borthday bash

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"we have had plenty of people, nto so much cancel on us, but find another meet that will probably go all the way, rather than soft swing.

we just live with it as we realise people would rather have sex with someone else rather than lots and lots of foreplay with everyone."

*waves*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we have had plenty of people, nto so much cancel on us, but find another meet that will probably go all the way, rather than soft swing.

we just live with it as we realise people would rather have sex with someone else rather than lots and lots of foreplay with everyone.

*waves* "

can i have lots of forplay and a shag

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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh

We were in the pub waiting for a couple when I got a text of the guy saying he couldn't get a hold of Fem, she was at a party and pretty d*unk and refuing to leave , but could come on his own.

Best of it was he was weird, phoned me about 3 times during the day in the run up to the meet which made me feel a bit uneasy, but he said he just wanted to make sure we were 'genuine' even though he never spoke to J. I suppose genuine for him meant with tits and fanny!

Touch wood that's the only time we've been stood up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well to the people who receive an excuse lucky you. We arranged a meet put other people off for the meet, get everything ready ie:- alcohol their preference, drove to the venue where we had arranged to meet, then funnily enough nothing. No text - no email - nothing. Awe well their loss now blocked reported. As frustrating as it is they missed out on a brilliant night. Onwards and upwards lesson learnt....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i had one guy invite me to a party he was going to he said it would be ok as he knew the couple well whos party it was, then on the night of the party me called me to say he was sorry but i couldnt come to the party he just assumed it would be ok for him to take me but the couple told him they didnt want another woman there lol

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"We were in the pub waiting for a couple when I got a text of the guy saying he couldn't get a hold of Fem, she was at a party and pretty d*unk and refuing to leave , but could come on his own.

Best of it was he was weird, phoned me about 3 times during the day in the run up to the meet which made me feel a bit uneasy, but he said he just wanted to make sure we were 'genuine' even though he never spoke to J. I suppose genuine for him meant with tits and fanny!

Touch wood that's the only time we've been stood up. "

See anyone who phones like that we would cancel, its one of the signals that they are not going to show.

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"we have had plenty of people, nto so much cancel on us, but find another meet that will probably go all the way, rather than soft swing.

we just live with it as we realise people would rather have sex with someone else rather than lots and lots of foreplay with everyone.

*waves* "

**waves back**

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"we have had plenty of people, nto so much cancel on us, but find another meet that will probably go all the way, rather than soft swing.

we just live with it as we realise people would rather have sex with someone else rather than lots and lots of foreplay with everyone.

*waves*

can i have lots of forplay and a shag "

you know, thats something we have discussed (me having sex with another woman in front of Em )but its not something i am comfortable with as it just cannot be undone once it happens.

but if i ever give in to her, whats your number? lol

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire

we organised a meet with a couple for 7:30 at Ems.

7pm we got a phonecall asking if we full swapped (because apparently our profile isnt clear enough) and that was the end of that.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"we organised a meet with a couple for 7:30 at Ems.

7pm we got a phonecall asking if we full swapped (because apparently our profile isnt clear enough) and that was the end of that."

see thats just rude...i never understand why some people are so ull of themselves they think others should change how they play in order to please them.

If you are ever in northumberland we make a mean fry up

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"we organised a meet with a couple for 7:30 at Ems.

7pm we got a phonecall asking if we full swapped (because apparently our profile isnt clear enough) and that was the end of that.

see thats just rude...i never understand why some people are so ull of themselves they think others should change how they play in order to please them.

If you are ever in northumberland we make a mean fry up

"

thats just sealed it! lol

we will bring our own white pudding though lol

joking aside, we have had many people say to us they dont understand why we wont fuck other people.

i mean, i dont get why people with no boundaries have such a problem with those that do.....

on a further note, had a guy begging Em for a fuck, last weekend, while i was 2 feet away with his missus.

she said he asked at least 4 times.

if i had heard it wouldnt have ended well, i must admit. made me feel physically sick when she told me.

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"we organised a meet with a couple for 7:30 at Ems.

7pm we got a phonecall asking if we full swapped (because apparently our profile isnt clear enough) and that was the end of that.

see thats just rude...i never understand why some people are so ull of themselves they think others should change how they play in order to please them.

If you are ever in northumberland we make a mean fry up

thats just sealed it! lol

we will bring our own white pudding though lol

joking aside, we have had many people say to us they dont understand why we wont fuck other people.

i mean, i dont get why people with no boundaries have such a problem with those that do.....

on a further note, had a guy begging Em for a fuck, last weekend, while i was 2 feet away with his missus.

she said he asked at least 4 times.

if i had heard it wouldnt have ended well, i must admit. made me feel physically sick when she told me."

In our view you do fuck other people...thats not being offensive, we just cant get our heads around the obsession with penetration so many have. You reserve one act for each other...as is your right, some wont kiss others or do anal with them...i bet they dont get told they have to change!

Part of the reason we meet soft swing (a term i hate ) couples) is if the pressure is taken off a cock being put in a pussy then you can have such an amazing sensual time...sex to us is far more than putting it in and jiggling it about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I carnt meet iam a sheffield wensday football player. U carnt see my face. Best thing was he couldnt remember what his name was. If u going to lie at least do your home work. And look at the players names pmsl x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The best has got to be whaen they drop off the face of the earth beforehand and hide their profile!

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"we organised a meet with a couple for 7:30 at Ems.

7pm we got a phonecall asking if we full swapped (because apparently our profile isnt clear enough) and that was the end of that.

see thats just rude...i never understand why some people are so ull of themselves they think others should change how they play in order to please them.

If you are ever in northumberland we make a mean fry up

thats just sealed it! lol

we will bring our own white pudding though lol

joking aside, we have had many people say to us they dont understand why we wont fuck other people.

i mean, i dont get why people with no boundaries have such a problem with those that do.....

on a further note, had a guy begging Em for a fuck, last weekend, while i was 2 feet away with his missus.

she said he asked at least 4 times.

if i had heard it wouldnt have ended well, i must admit. made me feel physically sick when she told me.

In our view you do fuck other people...thats not being offensive, we just cant get our heads around the obsession with penetration so many have. You reserve one act for each other...as is your right, some wont kiss others or do anal with them...i bet they dont get told they have to change!

Part of the reason we meet soft swing (a term i hate ) couples) is if the pressure is taken off a cock being put in a pussy then you can have such an amazing sensual time...sex to us is far more than putting it in and jiggling it about

"

we absolutely agree with that. so much more fun to be had using different things rather than just a hole and a cock. lol

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By *ohjaneCouple
over a year ago

south staffs


"

i had one guy tell me his mum had died, like you i never gave it a thought he could be lying about such a thing, but as they say a good liar needs a good memory as he mailed me a couple of months later asking if i was still ionterested in meeting as he was passing thro area going to his mums 60th borthday bash "

@ NN

Isn't it amazing ? I had the exact same story, and the follow-up birthday bash, from a guy ! I wonder if it was the same person ? !!

Jane x

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By *emima_puddlefuckCouple
over a year ago

hexham


"we organised a meet with a couple for 7:30 at Ems.

7pm we got a phonecall asking if we full swapped (because apparently our profile isnt clear enough) and that was the end of that.

see thats just rude...i never understand why some people are so ull of themselves they think others should change how they play in order to please them.

If you are ever in northumberland we make a mean fry up

thats just sealed it! lol

we will bring our own white pudding though lol

joking aside, we have had many people say to us they dont understand why we wont fuck other people.

i mean, i dont get why people with no boundaries have such a problem with those that do.....

on a further note, had a guy begging Em for a fuck, last weekend, while i was 2 feet away with his missus.

she said he asked at least 4 times.

if i had heard it wouldnt have ended well, i must admit. made me feel physically sick when she told me.

In our view you do fuck other people...thats not being offensive, we just cant get our heads around the obsession with penetration so many have. You reserve one act for each other...as is your right, some wont kiss others or do anal with them...i bet they dont get told they have to change!

Part of the reason we meet soft swing (a term i hate ) couples) is if the pressure is taken off a cock being put in a pussy then you can have such an amazing sensual time...sex to us is far more than putting it in and jiggling it about

we absolutely agree with that. so much more fun to be had using different things rather than just a hole and a cock. lol"

so where exactly is mullinwire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"we organised a meet with a couple for 7:30 at Ems.

7pm we got a phonecall asking if we full swapped (because apparently our profile isnt clear enough) and that was the end of that.

see thats just rude...i never understand why some people are so ull of themselves they think others should change how they play in order to please them.

If you are ever in northumberland we make a mean fry up

thats just sealed it! lol

we will bring our own white pudding though lol

joking aside, we have had many people say to us they dont understand why we wont fuck other people.

i mean, i dont get why people with no boundaries have such a problem with those that do.....

on a further note, had a guy begging Em for a fuck, last weekend, while i was 2 feet away with his missus.

she said he asked at least 4 times.

if i had heard it wouldnt have ended well, i must admit. made me feel physically sick when she told me.

In our view you do fuck other people...thats not being offensive, we just cant get our heads around the obsession with penetration so many have. You reserve one act for each other...as is your right, some wont kiss others or do anal with them...i bet they dont get told they have to change!

Part of the reason we meet soft swing (a term i hate ) couples) is if the pressure is taken off a cock being put in a pussy then you can have such an amazing sensual time...sex to us is far more than putting it in and jiggling it about

I do have to agree with you; sex is far more than putting it in and jiggling it about!!

"

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By *ue care and attentionWoman
over a year ago

birmingham

I've known a guy on here for over 3 years, got talking to him on another site and he must be on Y of the alphabet of excuses why he has never turned up for a planned meet.

You may think I am naive in still talking to him but I play along waiting for the next excuse so I can have a laugh.

I do feel sorry for him as he must have no family left by now and has had the poorest of health, bird flu, swine flu, tb, liver infection, pneumonia etc and lost so many phones they phone companies must make a fortune replacing them.

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"we organised a meet with a couple for 7:30 at Ems.

7pm we got a phonecall asking if we full swapped (because apparently our profile isnt clear enough) and that was the end of that.

see thats just rude...i never understand why some people are so ull of themselves they think others should change how they play in order to please them.

If you are ever in northumberland we make a mean fry up

thats just sealed it! lol

we will bring our own white pudding though lol

joking aside, we have had many people say to us they dont understand why we wont fuck other people.

i mean, i dont get why people with no boundaries have such a problem with those that do.....

on a further note, had a guy begging Em for a fuck, last weekend, while i was 2 feet away with his missus.

she said he asked at least 4 times.

if i had heard it wouldnt have ended well, i must admit. made me feel physically sick when she told me.

In our view you do fuck other people...thats not being offensive, we just cant get our heads around the obsession with penetration so many have. You reserve one act for each other...as is your right, some wont kiss others or do anal with them...i bet they dont get told they have to change!

Part of the reason we meet soft swing (a term i hate ) couples) is if the pressure is taken off a cock being put in a pussy then you can have such an amazing sensual time...sex to us is far more than putting it in and jiggling it about

we absolutely agree with that. so much more fun to be had using different things rather than just a hole and a cock. lol

so where exactly is mullinwire "

ireland.

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By *uslaffMan
over a year ago

manchester


"

if i had heard it wouldnt have ended well, i must admit. made me feel physically sick when she told me."

Ooh sinister ! Easy tiger lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Maybe they have friends on here that would have wanted to have known.. Also there are times that this site shows me as on.. and I am not actually on the site..

Just logged in via my phone... or my laptop left logged online.

Cali "

Plus hospital visiting hours are too short and you have a lot of time at home worrying.

This site is a wonderful distraction in times of stress...;-);-);-)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was getting in my car to drive over and would you believe the door window shattered when i slammed the door".

Would have believed him (has happened to me) but messaged me on fab rather than calling. blocked!!!

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By *ovedupstillCouple
over a year ago

mullinwire


"

if i had heard it wouldnt have ended well, i must admit. made me feel physically sick when she told me.

Ooh sinister ! Easy tiger lol."

why sinister exactly?

have pre agreed limits, so when someone tries to push them why should i not mind?

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By *ridgestockCouple
over a year ago

derby

look at our thread in this forum,called stew and dumplings.....(beat that one)

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By *mf4BxJCouple
over a year ago

edinburgh


"We were in the pub waiting for a couple when I got a text of the guy saying he couldn't get a hold of Fem, she was at a party and pretty d*unk and refuing to leave , but could come on his own.

Best of it was he was weird, phoned me about 3 times during the day in the run up to the meet which made me feel a bit uneasy, but he said he just wanted to make sure we were 'genuine' even though he never spoke to J. I suppose genuine for him meant with tits and fanny!

Touch wood that's the only time we've been stood up.

See anyone who phones like that we would cancel, its one of the signals that they are not going to show."

Yeah we know that now! I felt pressured to 'prove' we were genuine but we were the ones with the verified profile.

I don't entertain that now.

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