FabSwingers.com forum: Anyone else noticed creepy guys are conveniently Masseurs

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs?

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By *isaB45Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

Nothing new, I'm afraid...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are creepy individuals in all 'walks of life'...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha! Fair play to the OP... that genuinely made me laugh! Is there an award for forum titles?

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By *unkhouser72Man
over a year ago

Gtr Manchester

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Creepers have all sorts of ways of doing it, but they're not original and most women have seen it before.

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By *udewhennudeMan
over a year ago

newport

Yoni this yoni that

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Sue loves massage evenings ....seems most guys are experts..lol..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always makes me laugh when I get the - would you like a sensual massage with nothing expected in return messages.....

Yeah ok..... NOT! Jeez if I wanted a massage - I would locate a professional that won’t potential sexually assault me at the end of it!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Always makes me laugh when I get the - would you like a sensual massage with nothing expected in return messages.....

Yeah ok..... NOT! Jeez if I wanted a massage - I would locate a professional that won’t potential sexually assault me at the end of it! "

Yup. And who has a little knowledge of anatomy and how not to hurt me, etc.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs? "

They usually use the phrase "mmmmmmmmmm" as well. I have now been slightly sick into my mouth. Why the hell did I think about this????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs? "

They also double up as photographers

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill

We’ve just had someone message us for an “oily massage”, using what, Castrol GTX

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

and what makes me giggle is men saying their a fully qualified masseuse , how can a man be a masseuse , that's a female lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Always makes me laugh when I get the - would you like a sensual massage with nothing expected in return messages.....

Yeah ok..... NOT! Jeez if I wanted a massage - I would locate a professional that won’t potential sexually assault me at the end of it! "

The nothing in return bit is totally laughable and even weirder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs?

They also double up as photographers

Burst out laughing! So true!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs?

They also double up as photographers

So true lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs? "
and professional photographers

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Jinx!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs? "
its creepy man

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By *adetMan
over a year ago

South of Ipswich

Hey a massage is a massage

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By *egs11ABCWoman
over a year ago

Aberdeen

"Hey a massage is a massage

Not if its not done properly

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By *anillaboyMan
over a year ago

london

What about the 5% that they are qualified or have knowledge about massage?

Im not gone ask none of you If you want a massage and definetly Im not showing Off but i learn i practice i took my diplom and i worked for 3 years like one back in my country, but because the earnings wasn’t so great i looked for another job.

Im sorry that this guys drag us down and Yes i manager to know 2 persons in here that from time to time( because Im missing that) i gave them massage. One verified me snd the other was a married down to earth lady that She prefered to Stay anonymus.

Once again Im sorry for everyone who had a bad experience about this.

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By *anillaboyMan
over a year ago

london

"and what makes me giggle is men saying their a fully qualified masseuse , how can a man be a masseuse , that's a female lol "

He can’t be a masseuse but definetly he can be a _asseur. The only difference is the feminine and masculine mode of the word but basically is almost the same techniq.

Apologise for my 4 yo english

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By *o_eye_deerMan
over a year ago

The South Near That London

"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs? and professional photographers

What about professional photographers, are they all _asseurs?

If so who do I get my _asseurs certificate!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs? "

Isn't creepy how some guys play the white night in shining armour?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will take a creepy one if they can sort my damn shoulder out!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ay123mailMan
over a year ago

Seaham

To be fair how much massaging ones own peen do you need to do before becoming a qualified massuer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did he also offer to fiddle with your spark plugs?

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By *rotic-TouchTV/TS
over a year ago

doncaster

"and what makes me giggle is men saying their a fully qualified masseuse , how can a man be a masseuse , that's a female lol

He can’t be a masseuse but definetly he can be a _asseur. The only difference is the feminine and masculine mode of the word but basically is almost the same techniq.

Apologise for my 4 yo english"
that's what I was implying ! Don't you think a fully qualified one would know the difference ? Id hope so lol

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By *oohoo63Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

No I’m not lol ??. ........ you work it out creepy or a _asseur lol, entries on a postcard

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By *ibblingnewtWoman
over a year ago

by the sea

Yep it’s creepy

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By *imandHerNottsCouple
over a year ago

North Notts

There are guys claiming to be amateur gynaecologists here too!!! That’s a thirst for learning though and not in the slightest bit creepy

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By *asseurMan
over a year ago

Shrewsbury England not Wales

I qualified as a _asseur in 1995, after completing a 12 month training course, which had exams during and at the end of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive seen them

Also professional photographers seems a popular job.

Ask them what camera and it's some crap from Argos and a profile full of shit pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs? and professional photographers

What about professional photographers, are they all _asseurs?

If so who do I get my _asseurs certificate!?"

My professional photographer is not a _asseur but he is very good at it . Photography and massage as in many other things lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs? "

Some of us are _asseurs! I've been studying tantra for a long time and am still learning which is why I offer the service for free - I need the practice. The massage is for the benefit of the recipient with no strings attached. I do enjoy it, of course, but it tends to spoil it if there's any expectation of some kind of favour in return. It may be unpaid right now but it is professional in style.

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

We are always looking for a new Masseur /Masseuse for Sue

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By *oodnitegirlWoman
over a year ago

Yorkshire

This title made me lol

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"Always makes me laugh when I get the - would you like a sensual massage with nothing expected in return messages.....

Yeah ok..... NOT! Jeez if I wanted a massage - I would locate a professional that won’t potential sexually assault me at the end of it! "

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

and I stay well away!

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By *sGivesWoodWoman
over a year ago

ST. AUSTELL, CORNWALL

"I qualified as a _asseur in 1995, after completing a 12 month training course, which had exams during and at the end of course. "

Did the same thing. Business studies, anatomy and physiology, Swedish massage, reflexology and aromatherapy. I don't offer happy endings as I'm not an escort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs?

They also double up as photographers

I get their offers at least once a week. But when I send them a picture from my photoshoot gallery asking if they can do better than that, they suddenly go quiet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs? "
lol a man in Darlington was imprisoned recently. Impersonated a female sports _asseur, then when the client turned up at his house claimed she was off sick, and he was the only _asseur available at that time.

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By *moothman2000Man
over a year ago

Leicestershire

Masseurs my arse... who wants a rub down with a packet of lard?

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By *urplequeenWoman
over a year ago

Fife

Funny to see this... Just had an offer in message 10 minutes ago

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By *vpamelaTV/TS
over a year ago

kinkville

"Hey a massage is a massage

Unless it comes with a happy ending.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs?

They also double up as photographers

I get their offers at least once a week. But when I send them a picture from my photoshoot gallery asking if they can do better than that, they suddenly go quiet

LOL but for correctness, wasn't offering was simply stating pro photographer context of the post and that he is a pretty good masseuse also. Given that, doesn't come on these sites offering to take pictures or massage for that matter lol.

I would like to think your photoshoot pics are good if you paid for them, no we don't want to see them. If your happy with them that's all that matters.

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By *tudiousPipWoman
over a year ago

W Yorks

"The nothing in return bit is totally laughable and even weirder. "

I guess I got lucky! My Fab _asseur keeps his clothes on (I'm hoping one day he won't, he's gorgeous!) and leaves me feeling relaxed and happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs?

They also double up as photographers

I get their offers at least once a week. But when I send them a picture from my photoshoot gallery asking if they can do better than that, they suddenly go quiet

I would like to think your photoshoot pics are good if you paid for them, no we don't want to see them. If your happy with them that's all that matters."

I didn't pay for them. I won the photoshoot. Not sure I understand what you wrote though - I'm not offering my pictures for anyone to see on here. I only reply that to those guys who say they are photographers here on fab hoping to meet me. All pictures of me are fully clothed btw.

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

Sue always likes her massages naked with her _asseur naked also ....body body and more sensual /erotic..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs?

They also double up as photographers

I get their offers at least once a week. But when I send them a picture from my photoshoot gallery asking if they can do better than that, they suddenly go quiet

I would like to think your photoshoot pics are good if you paid for them, no we don't want to see them. If your happy with them that's all that matters.

I was just saying for clarity in the context of the thread that my partner/bf is a pro photographer and is definitely not creepy or offering to take photographs just to get a meet that's all, unlike many on here.

The reason I said we didn't want to see them is i'm sure another thread, post would have slated us as pic hunters or collectors. Would never ask to see photos unless it was pre meeting.

Not sure why you mentioned they we fully clothed pic lol, I didn't ask, nor would I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs?

They also double up as photographers

I get their offers at least once a week. But when I send them a picture from my photoshoot gallery asking if they can do better than that, they suddenly go quiet

I would like to think your photoshoot pics are good if you paid for them, no we don't want to see them. If your happy with them that's all that matters.

The reason I said we didn't want to see them is i'm sure another thread, post would have slated us as pic hunters or collectors. Would never ask to see photos unless it was pre meeting.

Not sure why you mentioned they we fully clothed pic lol, I didn't ask, nor would I.

Ok. But I didn't reply to your post. Nor did I mention anything about the real photographers. All I wrote about was my experience on fab.

G'day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha so many pro _asseurs and photographers (most of whom have photos of everything but themselves).

It’s very creepy - but it must work because I noticed that massage profiles always seem to have tons of verifications. Odd.

I’ve seen a fair few handymen on here too “any women need any jobs doing? Or need a lift?”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg I only put a status about being offered so many nassages yesterday! They could all open a _asseur parlour together

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By *ewhorizonsCouple
over a year ago

Leicestershire

"Isn’t it random how the creepy guys are suddenly fully qualified _asseurs? "

There’s a lot of truth in this but you shouldn’t tar everyone with the same brush...

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By *ensual 2Couple
over a year ago

Blackpool

We have been "lucky" in selection of guys ...and gals who are good at massage .....making for erotic fun times..

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