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"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder " This is very true! | |||
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?...... It made me look differently at everyone for a long time. " Really? I won’t be able to look at anyone the same now lol | |||
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?...... It made me look differently at everyone for a long time. Really? I won’t be able to look at anyone the same now lol" ....makes looking at the endless cock pics we get more interesting at least. | |||
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"Not that I’m seeing many cocks but I can’t imagine the pube ridden flaccid I see in the new photos get much action " Or the ones I call “mole dick”. They frighten me. - Mrs | |||
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"Not that I’m seeing many cocks but I can’t imagine the pube ridden flaccid I see in the new photos get much action Or the ones I call “mole dick”. They frighten me. - Mrs " Oh no, am I going to have nightmares, what’s a mole dick? | |||
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?...... It made me look differently at everyone for a long time. " And apparently our lips (labia) are the same colour as our elbows. Not so attractive for some either, hey. | |||
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?...... It made me look differently at everyone for a long time. And apparently our lips (labia) are the same colour as our elbows. Not so attractive for some either, hey." My brother has scabby elbows, it does not bode well for him | |||
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"Not that I’m seeing many cocks but I can’t imagine the pube ridden flaccid I see in the new photos get much action Or the ones I call “mole dick”. They frighten me. - Mrs Oh no, am I going to have nightmares, what’s a mole dick? " I imagine it’s like a wee mouse/mole poking his head out his hairy wee bed | |||
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?...... It made me look differently at everyone for a long time. And apparently our lips (labia) are the same colour as our elbows. Not so attractive for some either, hey. My brother has scabby elbows, it does not bode well for him " If you were looking at your brothers labia I would think things arent boding well for either you lol lol. | |||
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?...... It made me look differently at everyone for a long time. And apparently our lips (labia) are the same colour as our elbows. Not so attractive for some either, hey. My brother has scabby elbows, it does not bode well for him If you were looking at your brothers labia I would think things arent boding well for either you lol lol. " I think you’d be right but I just continue through life thinking he has a flakey bellend and that he’s a tink lol | |||
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?...... It made me look differently at everyone for a long time. And apparently our lips (labia) are the same colour as our elbows. Not so attractive for some either, hey. My brother has scabby elbows, it does not bode well for him If you were looking at your brothers labia I would think things arent boding well for either you lol lol. I think you’d be right but I just continue through life thinking he has a flakey bellend and that he’s a tink lol" I'm just trying to imagine the scenario where you'd have to explain why you laugh at him for no reason at points in time because of this very conversation. | |||
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?...... It made me look differently at everyone for a long time. And apparently our lips (labia) are the same colour as our elbows. Not so attractive for some either, hey. My brother has scabby elbows, it does not bode well for him If you were looking at your brothers labia I would think things arent boding well for either you lol lol. I think you’d be right but I just continue through life thinking he has a flakey bellend and that he’s a tink lol I'm just trying to imagine the scenario where you'd have to explain why you laugh at him for no reason at points in time because of this very conversation. " It’s not uncommon for me to laugh at him though it’s all good lol | |||
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"Not that I’m seeing many cocks but I can’t imagine the pube ridden flaccid I see in the new photos get much action Or the ones I call “mole dick”. They frighten me. - Mrs Oh no, am I going to have nightmares, what’s a mole dick? " A mole dick I presume is similar to what I would call a turtle cock Not a pleasant sight my dearie but luckily I do not have one. I more of a giraffe dick | |||
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"Not that I’m seeing many cocks but I can’t imagine the pube ridden flaccid I see in the new photos get much action Or the ones I call “mole dick”. They frighten me. - Mrs Oh no, am I going to have nightmares, what’s a mole dick? " It’s a small and wrinkled one, completely hidden in an overhang of foreskin but you can see the eye lol it’s just like a mole popping up. | |||
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"Not that I’m seeing many cocks but I can’t imagine the pube ridden flaccid I see in the new photos get much action Or the ones I call “mole dick”. They frighten me. - Mrs Oh no, am I going to have nightmares, what’s a mole dick? It’s a small and wrinkled one, completely hidden in an overhang of foreskin but you can see the eye lol it’s just like a mole popping up. " Yeah someone I thought was a friend just sent me a pic. Seriously scary. | |||
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"Not that I’m seeing many cocks but I can’t imagine the pube ridden flaccid I see in the new photos get much action Or the ones I call “mole dick”. They frighten me. - Mrs Oh no, am I going to have nightmares, what’s a mole dick? It’s a small and wrinkled one, completely hidden in an overhang of foreskin but you can see the eye lol it’s just like a mole popping up. Yeah someone I thought was a friend just sent me a pic. Seriously scary." I’m sorry I giggled. But now you know. It’s best to know what’s out there. | |||
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"Omg I saw a similar thread about ladies vaginas and people were calling names for body shaming women!! Double standards as ever on here" | |||
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"Not that I’m seeing many cocks but I can’t imagine the pube ridden flaccid I see in the new photos get much action Or the ones I call “mole dick”. They frighten me. - Mrs Oh no, am I going to have nightmares, what’s a mole dick? It’s a small and wrinkled one, completely hidden in an overhang of foreskin but you can see the eye lol it’s just like a mole popping up. Yeah someone I thought was a friend just sent me a pic. Seriously scary." Omg that’s it no cake for you tonight | |||
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"Omg I saw a similar thread about ladies vaginas and people were calling names for body shaming women!! Double standards as ever on here" Fair point. I apologise. I do think that calling women loose is much much different. And if men stopped waving their cocks at me when I clearly said I didn’t want to see them I would not be an asshole. | |||
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"People keep sending me their only photo of an penis that would put my Labrador off his food. Its the fastest way onto my block list. And yet, I have seen some beautiful ones. Would telling peeps their cock is ugly stop them sending them? " We often take a little look on here to see awful cocks for a giggle. Some right minging ones (in the sense of unclean) get posted. But We’re harsh critics as K’s is fairly photogenic | |||
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"I've seen some especially ugly ones, some have spots(red base and yellow tipped ones). And found some with a really gross level of phimosis." The amount of smegma encrusted cocks we’ve seen on here would shock even the most jaded person | |||
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?...... It made me look differently at everyone for a long time. " (Revisits the pics of every black guy I know..) | |||
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?...... It made me look differently at everyone for a long time. " Well in that case my lips would be a lilac/purple colour. I'm pretty sure i'd have to be either dead or close to it to get them matching. My lips are quite pink. I havent really looked at the colour difference in flaccid and erect. I have a spectrophotometer at work, but I think I might get into trouble if I was caught sticking my cock in it. | |||
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"I think I have a average looking penis! " From what I can see, it looks ok to me. | |||
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"I don’t find any cock attractive until I like the person it belongs to. " That's a very fair point. | |||
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"People keep sending me their only photo of an penis that would put my Labrador off his food. Its the fastest way onto my block list. And yet, I have seen some beautiful ones. Would telling peeps their cock is ugly stop them sending them? " yes it wouldn't | |||
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"I actually love the look of some cocks..some are mouth watering! Lol" You are right some are. I am a good judge of penis attractiveness but am quite fussy with them, anything could put me off. | |||
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"Taking a different slant to this .what abut puss pic's from the neat and tidy to the busted sofa thoughts plse ." Start a thread about it, see how that one goes | |||
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"Not being big headed ( sorry for the pun) but I have been told my black cock is a nice looking tool " It looks lush hun xx | |||
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"Not being big headed ( sorry for the pun) but I have been told my black cock is a nice looking tool It looks lush hun xx" Thanks! Your pics are very pleasing on the eye | |||
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?...... It made me look differently at everyone for a long time. And apparently our lips (labia) are the same colour as our elbows. Not so attractive for some either, hey. My brother has scabby elbows, it does not bode well for him " Has your brother got a vagina?, wouldn't that be your sister?. | |||
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"Did you know a mans lips are the same colour as the cap of his penis?...... It made me look differently at everyone for a long time. And apparently our lips (labia) are the same colour as our elbows. Not so attractive for some either, hey. My brother has scabby elbows, it does not bode well for him If you were looking at your brothers labia I would think things arent boding well for either you lol lol. " Haha | |||
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"Beauty is in the eye of the beholder " Get it out with Optrex | |||
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"I do not show my cock anymore as its to ugly and small " Yours isn't ugly and I've seen loads that are smaller, you just need to sort out the Pune jungle you have going on | |||
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"No... because it's just your opinion, not a fact. " Not sure what the conversation was about but leaking at your profile....... Your hot fact | |||
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"To be honest as a Bi guy the cock really does have to be "in my opinion" nice. Just because it's big does not make it nice and if it isn't nice it won't be going in my mouth sorry. Luckily, me and the wife have very similar tastes in cocks so it's rare for us to squabble over one.. " That made me laugh, could imagine you squabbling over cocks instead of the washing up | |||
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"i like a cock pic as much as the next guy bit some are ugly, and some pics just make me cringe, specificly the ones where the pubic hair is longer than the cock." How would you rate mine | |||
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"i like a cock pic as much as the next guy bit some are ugly, and some pics just make me cringe, specificly the ones where the pubic hair is longer than the cock." Don’t forget the long and/or dirty nails on the guys or suspicious white attachments on the penis head. | |||
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"Rate myn be truthful guys" Not at all bad | |||
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"Rate myn be truthful guys Not at all bad " Thanks very much! | |||
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"People keep sending me their only photo of an penis that would put my Labrador off his food. Its the fastest way onto my block list. And yet, I have seen some beautiful ones. Would telling peeps their cock is ugly stop them sending them? " Haha yes I think it would | |||
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"Hot, hefty two hander!!" Three lies in one four word sentence is quite an achievement! | |||
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"Have been told mine looks angry sometimes " It’s a beauty! | |||
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"Tell me ya thoughts folks" Amazing - totally lush! | |||
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"Hot, hefty two hander!! Three lies in one four word sentence is quite an achievement! " Your piss poor comprehension skills are of no concern to me. | |||
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"Well there isn't such a thing as a handsome cock. " There is | |||
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"dick fascist. " Found my new identity, ta! | |||
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"Well there isn't such a thing as a handsome cock. " I believe there is !!! | |||
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"Well there isn't such a thing as a handsome cock. " I've seen some beautiful cocks but I've also seen some which literally make me gag...and not in a good way either... | |||
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