FabSwingers.com forum: Best insults in films

By *uxom red OP Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

What's your favourite?

Mine is probably Ryan Reynolds in blade trinity.

Cock juggling thunder cunt!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's your favourite?

Mine is probably Ryan Reynolds in blade trinity.

Cock juggling thunder cunt!

I called someone at work that last week

Snatch- “Fuck face, I like that one Erroll. I’ll have to remember that one next time I’m climbing off your mum.”

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got to be,

Gunny hartmann,full metal jacket

Best part if you ran down the crack of your mommas ass,

But so many more in the film

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By *uxom red OP Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"What's your favourite?

Mine is probably Ryan Reynolds in blade trinity.

Cock juggling thunder cunt!

I called someone at work that last week

Snatch- “Fuck face, I like that one Erroll. I’ll have to remember that one next time I’m climbing off your mum.” "

I find myself saying it far too much at the moment.

It's now kind of an in joke with a work colleague.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ofcourse I am biased being a huge Harry Potter fan but my favourite has to be Hermione to Ron:

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon"

Can think of waaaaay too many people this applies to but it's just the perfect line

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By *uxom red OP Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Got to be,

Gunny hartmann,full metal jacket

Best part if you ran down the crack of your mommas ass,

But so many more in the film "

Good film loads of cracking insults.

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By *olden RatioWoman
over a year ago

Buckinghamshire

“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”

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By *uxom red OP Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Ofcourse I am biased being a huge Harry Potter fan but my favourite has to be Hermione to Ron:

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon"

Can think of waaaaay too many people this applies to but it's just the perfect line"

Love it. I must use it.

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By *uxom red OP Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”"

What's that from?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”"

Monty python

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By *ilth500Man
over a year ago

Merseyside

degenerate scmuck/prick... several gangster movies

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"“Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!”"

I was waiting for that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Last Picture Show: Two women arguing “I ought to slap your face”..........”well.....honey......why don’t you just kiss my ass......”

It’s the way that she says it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It looks to me like the best part of you ran down the crack of your momma’s ass and ended up as a brown stain on the mattress

Full Metal Jacket

A film I avoided watching until every recently.

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By *uxom red OP Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Some cracking insults here,

Thank you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You eyeballing me pvt? Do you like me, hell i bet you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Got to be,

Gunny hartmann,full metal jacket

Best part if you ran down the crack of your mommas ass,

But so many more in the film

Good film loads of cracking insults. "

I never saw this before I put mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snatch again

Shut up and sit down, you big, bald fuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's that good you can say it as many times as you want,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dodge ball.

Son, Your about as much use as a cock flavored lollipop!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Any film were Samual L Jackson says Mother Fucker.

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By *uxom red OP Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Got to be,

Gunny hartmann,full metal jacket

Best part if you ran down the crack of your mommas ass,

But so many more in the film

Good film loads of cracking insults.

I never saw this before I put mine

Some insults are in many films x

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By *uxom red OP Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Any film were Samual L Jackson says Mother Fucker."

A voice to die for, he can say anything and you feel it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Any film were Samual L Jackson says Mother Fucker."

'English mother fucker do you speak it' from pulp fiction, got it as an alert tone on my phone

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol

"Dodge ball.

Son, Your about as much use as a cock flavored lollipop! "

You bastard i nearly swallowed my fag

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By *uxom red OP Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Any film were Samual L Jackson says Mother Fucker.

'English mother fucker do you speak it' from pulp fiction, got it as an alert tone on my phone"

Love it

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By *uxom red OP Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

"Dodge ball.

Son, Your about as much use as a cock flavored lollipop!

You bastard i nearly swallowed my fag

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Stop smoking then!

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By *LARENCE77Man
over a year ago

Skellefteå, Sweden/Workington

Yeah I'll tell you what you can do with your eye-teeth and your job...."Quadrophenia"

Hey, laser lips. Your mother was a snowblower! "Short Cicuit"

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By *uxom red OP Couple
over a year ago

Shrewsbury

Some good insults.

Keep on going ppl

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By *asualandFeistyCouple
over a year ago

Uxbridge

Semmi:

Now let's see if you can defend yourself, you sweat from a baboon's balls.

Coming to America

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By *unkhouser72Man
over a year ago

Gtr Manchester

Crude and slow clansman, your attack was no better than that of a clumsy child

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twin town:- pretty shitty city

About Swansea

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Heres a quarter. Go downtown and have a rat gnaw that thing off your face.

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Crude and slow clansman, your attack was no better than that of a clumsy child

You mean:-

Crude and shlow clanshman. Your attack wash no better than that of a clumshy child.

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By *am4CamWoman
over a year ago

Fairy Land

Toy Story: “You’re a sad, strange little man and I pity you” - Woody to Buzz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I watched Kelly’s heroes today. 2 GI’s were hiding in a outside toilet when it was shelled by the Germans. Third Gi”Phew you two smell like a dungheap” 1st GI “kinda makes you homesick don’t it”.

Well it made me chuckle anyway.

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

"Your mother would still be a milkmaid if I hadn't squirted you into her belly"

Walder Frey, Game of Thrones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't beat the Tony Montana classic "I kill those cockroaches!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lord Farquaad: Now really, it’s rude enough being alive when no one wants you, but showing up uninvited to a wedding?

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