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Agent Provocateur...what would you wear?

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By *ANWIDGES OP   Couple
over a year ago

DONCASTER

OK ladies i want you to imagine i'm climbing up your drain pipe with a dinner suit on (bit like James Bond)...

I smell of coconuts-Creed Virgin Island water.

Your in bed (4 poster obviously) and in my ruck sack i've got a spanking paddle, some handcuffs, big pot of lube, tin of beans and one of them We-Vibe things...

I want to know what you would be wearing for me from Agent Provocateur, i want you to swear at me when your telling me what your wearing, i want to be called 'Tiny' and i quite like 'Pathetic little man'

Oh and a few slaps to the face would do the trick (not sure if there's an icon for that)...

You can be as bossy as you like in this thread but i will warn you, push the right buttons and i might have to change gear, do a bit of big bad bossing myself...

Lets get kinky...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cendrillon

Black French embroidery finished with a wet look cire sheen for a provocative and pretty range ..... very sexy x

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"

Your in bed (4 poster obviously) and in my ruck sack i've got a spanking paddle, some handcuffs, big pot of lube, tin of beans and one of them We-Vibe things...

"

You can keep your tin of beans

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

Your in bed (4 poster obviously) and in my ruck sack i've got a spanking paddle, some handcuffs, big pot of lube, tin of beans and one of them We-Vibe things...

You can keep your tin of beans "
lol no beans i have the four poster and the pip out side window here , lol i like the yellow set on there too i may ask for that at easter , lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

A dab of their perfume n some bean juice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Agent Provocateur Maitresse perfume ...... nothing else ....

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By *ngie-babyWoman
over a year ago

huntingdonish

what .... no milk tray ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I would have insisted on an escorted trip there first so we could pick the outfit together...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well seeing as you're smelling of coconuts, i think :

a garland of flowers round my neck

two coconut halves over me chippy tits

and a long line grass skirt

hula hula baby

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By *ANWIDGES OP   Couple
over a year ago

DONCASTER


"Agent Provocateur Maitresse perfume ...... nothing else ...."

your the second person to mention this in as many days, might pop in and have a wiff, what does it smell like , flowers or food?

summet about women who smell like food that drives me crazy...

Oh and before you all start I don't mean beef burgers!

Someone should write to haribo and get them to do a fragrance...

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By *ANWIDGES OP   Couple
over a year ago

DONCASTER


"

Your in bed (4 poster obviously) and in my ruck sack i've got a spanking paddle, some handcuffs, big pot of lube, tin of beans and one of them We-Vibe things...

Can't believe how many beanists there are on this forum !

You can keep your tin of beans "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ooo i say,like this one,the only thing id be wearing is the perfume and gold flaked body balm mmmmmmmm,you would be taking in the lovely stence all the way up my body,maybe not licking as it tastes like shit !

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By *ANWIDGES OP   Couple
over a year ago

DONCASTER


"ooo i say,like this one,the only thing id be wearing is the perfume and gold flaked body balm mmmmmmmm,you would be taking in the lovely stence all the way up my body,maybe not licking as it tastes like shit ! "

Why does it taste like shit...

Have you been to a pooh party or Are you the only proper bossy boots on this forum about to give me an education in bitchness...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol im no bossy boots!! Commen knowledge....Perfume tastes like crap,my man always complains if ive sprayed near my boobs x

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By *ANWIDGES OP   Couple
over a year ago

DONCASTER


"Lol im no bossy boots!! Commen knowledge....Perfume tastes like crap,my man always complains if ive sprayed near my boobs x "

True...and it's also another reason why haribo should make perfume,totally skoffable...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm Haribo,ssshhh i want sweets now x

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By *ANWIDGES OP   Couple
over a year ago

DONCASTER


"Mmm Haribo,ssshhh i want sweets now x "

Don't get me started I'd put em right in your belly button...

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