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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Has anyone else tried using their hoover as a wanking aid, guys on their cocks and gals on their clits? Tried it the other day and all i can say is.....wow. theres actually a lot of porn incorporating this and iv a coupme of pics of my effort on my profile, good fun, and clean lol.

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By *ifty69Man
over a year ago

north tyneside

The shark has teeth lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell no

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By *rightonfranceMan
over a year ago

brighton - chalais france

I hope you don't get double polaroid erections from domestic appliances..

Hell that's worrying.. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And that’s how he got banned from currys

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

No but I’ve seen and nursed loads of men in hospital with degloving injuries of their penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. And I don’t see how you clean cum out of it properly. - Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I’ve seen and nursed loads of men in hospital with degloving injuries of their penis. "

Do tell!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I’ve seen and nursed loads of men in hospital with degloving injuries of their penis. "

I’ve known of some interesting injuries to the penis when I worked with a doctors office. Some pretty horrific things all because they stick it places. Like once a treadmill

Quite frightful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I’ve seen and nursed loads of men in hospital with degloving injuries of their penis.

I’ve known of some interesting injuries to the penis when I worked with a doctors office. Some pretty horrific things all because they stick it places. Like once a treadmill

Quite frightful. "

just proves guys will stick it in anything...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I’ve seen and nursed loads of men in hospital with degloving injuries of their penis. "

Well that's enough internet for today.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Is this seriously a thing ??

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By *uciyassMan
over a year ago

Leeds

Dyson T7 is pretty good but suction release is a bit delayed

Dyson V8 , the pipe is too small to consume the entire length but will encompass the bell end and give you a good warble

I still would recommend Henry. He’s a good all rounder with a good capacity for any size. One word of warning should you have to release before turning off make sure you face the filter towards the curtains

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By *heoralexpertMan
over a year ago

Middlesbrough/Helmsley NY

Ffs is this seriously a question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but I’ve seen and nursed loads of men in hospital with degloving injuries of their penis.

I’ve known of some interesting injuries to the penis when I worked with a doctors office. Some pretty horrific things all because they stick it places. Like once a treadmill

Quite frightful. "

Oooooh Matron Matron......

Noel Edmonds used to have a thing on his show called the suck and blow challenge. Surprising what is allowed on Saturday night TV.

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Why were you using your Hoover in the shed not in your house ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this seriously a thing ??"

I’ve seen loads of posts about it previously! Lol one was using a goat milking machine or something once

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The whole idea sucks

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By *allySlinkyWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

Remember the advert

Nothing sucks like an Eletrolux

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Nilfisk was in my workshop lol.

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By *otwhenwetCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

Get both Henry and Hetty vacuums you got yourself a threesome and satisfy your attraction to appliances at the same time.

Answer to ops question.....not my thing

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get both Henry and Hetty vacuums you got yourself a threesome and satisfy your attraction to appliances at the same time.

Answer to ops question.....not my thing"

Lol its a wanking device.

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport


"Is this seriously a thing ??

I’ve seen loads of posts about it previously! Lol one was using a goat milking machine or something once "

That might of been mine, in which case ues part of it was originally designed as a dairy milker but this part was modified by a specialist company to be made human safe, including the addition of vacuum releif valves to keep the pressure differential safe. The rest of the system was originally designed explicity as sex toys and it does a very good job when used but is a bit noisy to run when my neighbour is in.

In case anyone is actually interested rather than just looking to be critical of male orientated toys they don't understand I will try and explain below. The dairy milker is used to provide two regulated vacuum outputs. One of these is constant and the cycles between this pressure and near ambient pressure at a user controlled frequency. These vacuum supplies are connected to a hard walled suction pulsation tube designed to fit the users penis. This tube is lined with a silicone sleave which seals to the outer tube at the top and bottom. The fixed vacuum connects to a cap section at the top of the pulsator drawing air from inside the liner and the varied pressure vacuum line connects between the liner and outer tube. This causes the liner to contract inside the pulsator tube rhythmically. The penis is then inserted from the bottom of the pulsator tube inside the silicone liner. When the system is used with a good supply of lube and the pulsator suspended correctly the whole tube slides up and down on the penis as well whilst giving the sensation of repeatedly gently squeezing it at the same time. The system can be used for sensual self pleasure but can also be used in bondage sessions as unless it is stopped after orgasm it will keep the penis sufficiently hard to keep going. The sensation of being stimulated like this during the male refractory period is quiet intense especially if the receipient is on their second, third or fourth orgasm without a break.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’ll need to make up a really good story for when you end up in A&E though, mate

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By *abcouple11Couple
over a year ago

Truro

Over 40 years ago, I spat my tea all over the lawn when someone mentioned this. Apparently there was a design with the impeller on the incoming side before the bag and "injuries were reported" - in "product liability" cases in the United States (!!)

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By *l22Man
over a year ago

dorchester

Have to agree with Scooter here, as a dairy farmer all my life I can say the milking machine with a pulsator included will cause no damage whatsoever, never seen any evidence of damage to the cows teats from any milking machine ever,,,,, and no I've never put my cock in one

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By *hoot45Man
over a year ago

Ramsgate

I’ve heard of people who suck like a Dyson but that’s ridiculous - I’d prefer another blokes mouth any day

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