FabSwingers.com forum: Best first message you've received

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's the most memorable first message you have had.

Obviously not the rude and disrespectful ones.

The funny one that you won't forget

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I've had a few that said they like my humour.

It's a start. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one calling me the definition of a cunt

Kinda made my day to be honest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the most memorable first message you have had.

Obviously not the rude and disrespectful ones.

The funny one that you won't forget"

Have pm'd you op as nobody would believe me if I posted it on here

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By *objgukMan
over a year ago

Hebden Bridge

"What's the most memorable first message you have had.

Obviously not the rude and disrespectful ones.

The funny one that you won't forget

Have pm'd you op as nobody would believe me if I posted it on here

Could you PM me too.....I'd love to know

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"What's the most memorable first message you have had.

Obviously not the rude and disrespectful ones.

The funny one that you won't forget

Have pm'd you op as nobody would believe me if I posted it on here

Go on tell us.

We're intrigued now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the most memorable first message you have had.

Obviously not the rude and disrespectful ones.

The funny one that you won't forget

Have pm'd you op as nobody would believe me if I posted it on here

Go on tell us.

We're intrigued now.

When op has read it and confirmed it's a genuine message I will post it on here.

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By *bsolutebeginnersCouple
over a year ago

Planet Ork

"What's the most memorable first message you have had.

Obviously not the rude and disrespectful ones.

The funny one that you won't forget

Have pm'd you op as nobody would believe me if I posted it on here

Go on tell us.

We're intrigued now.

You’re not intrigued, you look nothing like them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the most memorable first message you have had.

Obviously not the rude and disrespectful ones.

The funny one that you won't forget"

You are not supposed to post messages received.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the most memorable first message you have had.

Obviously not the rude and disrespectful ones.

The funny one that you won't forget

Have pm'd you op as nobody would believe me if I posted it on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A simple I like what I see followed by her phone number. Been having phone sex for the last week and it's incredible.

And yes she's real not fake.

Meeting very soon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the most memorable first message you have had.

Obviously not the rude and disrespectful ones.

The funny one that you won't forget

You are not supposed to post messages received."

I don't think it's breaking any rules unless you name and shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What's the most memorable first message you have had.

Obviously not the rude and disrespectful ones.

The funny one that you won't forget

Have pm'd you op as nobody would believe me if I posted it on here

?? Oooh colour me intrigued.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"What's the most memorable first message you have had.

Obviously not the rude and disrespectful ones.

The funny one that you won't forget

Have pm'd you op as nobody would believe me if I posted it on here

Go on tell us.

We're intrigued now.

You’re not intrigued, you look nothing like them!"

My bad. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was in Egypt and was so funny as we could not understand each other.. She thought I would need a fuck and spent 5 mins trying to explain just a happy ending ..

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By *iscreet UnicornWoman
over a year ago

Windsor-ish

Just had one saying this;

"You've got a body like a spanner .... It's tightening my nuts"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's the most memorable first message you have had.

Obviously not the rude and disrespectful ones.

The funny one that you won't forget

Have pm'd you op as nobody would believe me if I posted it on here

Go on tell us.

We're intrigued now.

When op has read it and confirmed it's a genuine message I will post it on here."

Post it! Just make sure you cover his details etc so we don't end up in trouble

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just had one saying this;

"You've got a body like a spanner .... It's tightening my nuts"

This is the sort of thing I meant!

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By *oinus1961Couple
over a year ago

Huntingdon

We had one "fancy a duck". I really fancied crispy duck at the time so it was a massive disappointment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just had one saying this;

"You've got a body like a spanner .... It's tightening my nuts"

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

"What's the most memorable first message you have had.

Obviously not the rude and disrespectful ones.

The funny one that you won't forget

You are not supposed to post messages received.

I don't think it's breaking any rules unless you name and shame"

Posting the contents of a PM is against forum rules, so I will close this before anyone ends up on the naughty step.

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