FabSwingers.com forum: Chat me up

By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge

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By *ora 123Man
over a year ago

Basildon

What’s a girl like you doing in a nice place like this.

Sorry only joking.

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"What’s a girl like you doing in a nice place like this.

Sorry only joking. "

Lol was a bit shit

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By *ora 123Man
over a year ago

Basildon

Yeh was a bit.

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Yeh was a bit. "

Yes but some guy out there has got have a dynamite line, maybe to scared to throw it for the copy and paste crew

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you own a chicken farm?

Because you sure know how to raise a cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your left leg was Easter, and your right leg was Christmas.... can I visit you in between the holidays?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge "
they dont work, theyre mostly corny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tell me about you... what do like... let me get to know you better

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge they dont work, theyre mostly corny"

True but every now and then a gem will shine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge they dont work, theyre mostly corny

True but every now and then a gem will shine"
yes but its an in the moment thing

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

The girls on here actually read things like this, maybe a chuckle may check you out possibilities of prizes for the winners.

Who knows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge they dont work, theyre mostly corny"

Of course they don’t! Just for humour... when the fuck would those lines ever work in a real situation?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge "

If you were my little toe, I would bang you on every bit of furniture that I own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How heavy is a polar bear?

I don’t know either but it broke the ice

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By *ike rotchticklesMan
over a year ago

oldham

Well, here I am. What were your other two wishes?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you had an hour to live.... what would you want me to do with you ..

Would you prefer me to cuff you or tie you up

If you give yourself to me... I’ll give you everything...

Can I trickle my fingers down your spine as I kiss the back of your neck ...

Sorry I’m rubbish at this! But I’m trying to participate x

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If you had an hour to live.... what would you want me to do with you ..

Would you prefer me to cuff you or tie you up

If you give yourself to me... I’ll give you everything...

Can I trickle my fingers down your spine as I kiss the back of your neck ...

Sorry I’m rubbish at this! But I’m trying to participate x"

That last chat up line is mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge "

Hi there... x

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"If you had an hour to live.... what would you want me to do with you ..

Would you prefer me to cuff you or tie you up

If you give yourself to me... I’ll give you everything...

Can I trickle my fingers down your spine as I kiss the back of your neck ...

Sorry I’m rubbish at this! But I’m trying to participate x

That last chat up line is mine

Now put your dummies back in

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"If you had an hour to live.... what would you want me to do with you ..

Would you prefer me to cuff you or tie you up

If you give yourself to me... I’ll give you everything...

Can I trickle my fingers down your spine as I kiss the back of your neck ...

Sorry I’m rubbish at this! But I’m trying to participate x

That last chat up line is mine

Now put your dummies back in "

I meant I was going to use it in the future. Not that it was already mine. A suitable line for group sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That was me just apologising for the rubbish lines lol .. but I can see how that would work

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge "

A rather confident sam strolls into a bar and takes a seat next to a stunningly attractive woman called Vik

I give you a quick glance, then casually look at my watch for a moment.

Noticing my actions, you ask, "Is your date running late?"

"No," I reply, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

Intrigued by my words you reply, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"Well you see," I say , "it uses Alpha waves to telepathically talk to me."

"Oooooh, I see," you say, "and what's it telling you now?"

"It says you're not wearing any knickers..." !!

You giggle and reply "Well Sam it must be broken because I'm afraid I'm wearing knickers!"

I tutt, tap my watch and say, "Damn thing must be an hour fast!"

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"That was me just apologising for the rubbish lines lol .. but I can see how that would work "
yeah, I know. I thought I was being witty. Apparently not.

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge

A rather confident sam strolls into a bar and takes a seat next to a stunningly attractive woman called Vik

I give you a quick glance, then casually look at my watch for a moment.

Noticing my actions, you ask, "Is your date running late?"

"No," I reply, "Q's just given me this state-of-the-art watch and I was just testing it."

Intrigued by my words you reply, "A state-of-the-art watch? What's so special about it?"

"Well you see," I say , "it uses Alpha waves to telepathically talk to me."

"Oooooh, I see," you say, "and what's it telling you now?"

"It says you're not wearing any knickers..." !!

You giggle and reply "Well Sam it must be broken because I'm afraid I'm wearing knickers!"

I tutt, tap my watch and say, "Damn thing must be an hour fast!"

Stepping up a little haha

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"That was me just apologising for the rubbish lines lol .. but I can see how that would work yeah, I know. I thought I was being witty. Apparently not. "

Well at least the two you are getting noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The girls on here actually read things like this, maybe a chuckle may check you out possibilities of prizes for the winners.

Who knows "
ahhhhh you gotta be in it to win it

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge "

Your name must be Daisy, because I have the urge to plant you right here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was me just apologising for the rubbish lines lol .. but I can see how that would work yeah, I know. I thought I was being witty. Apparently not.

Well at least the two you are getting noticed "
very true...

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Knowing my luck I'd end up stubbing my toe or whacking a table whilst walking over to you.

Hardly surprising as I'd be memorised by your beauty. X

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge "

Hi, I have a question and would like some advice please.

Girl “Sure, what’s up?”

Me: “Let’s say I see a really cute girl that I like, do I go up and talk to them or is that too direct?”

Girl: “omg, you should definitely go and talk to her!”

Me: “Oh wow that's great advice, thank you, Hi I’m Sam

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge

Hi, I have a question and would like some advice please.

Girl “Sure, what’s up?”

Me: “Let’s say I see a really cute girl that I like, do I go up and talk to them or is that too direct?”

Girl: “omg, you should definitely go and talk to her!”

Me: “Oh wow that's great advice, thank you, Hi I’m Sam"

Umm dodgy

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge

Hi, I have a question and would like some advice please.

Girl “Sure, what’s up?”

Me: “Let’s say I see a really cute girl that I like, do I go up and talk to them or is that too direct?”

Girl: “omg, you should definitely go and talk to her!”

Me: “Oh wow that's great advice, thank you, Hi I’m Sam

Umm dodgy "

Trust me that's not one of my dodgy ones

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By *anther81Man
over a year ago

Drogheda

That top is very becoming on you and if I........

I think you can guess the rest

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge "

Hi, does this handkerchief smell of chloroform ?

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

That suit is very becoming on you.

Then again I would be to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was once the recipient of a successful chat up line.

I was sitting alone at a bar some years ago eying up the girls opposite without any result. Then an attractive lady walked past and said to me “ you’ll need to throw peanuts if you want to attract their attention”.

We became friends and dated for several months.

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By *exy studMan
over a year ago

Derby

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge "
if you are willing I am able.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout

Do you believe in love at first sight, it should I walk by again?

Can you check the tag on my shirt, I believe it’s made of boyfriend material.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

I’m a mathematician and I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Was your dad a boxer? Because damn, you’re a knockout

Do you believe in love at first sight, it should I walk by again?

Can you check the tag on my shirt, I believe it’s made of boyfriend material.

Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.

I’m a mathematician and I’m pretty good with numbers. Tell you what, give me yours and watch what I can do with it

What if my dad is a boxer lol

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By *amster1210Man
over a year ago

Haslingden

Hi kinky queen from sexy Manchester x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?

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By *acktar74Man
over a year ago

leeds

Are you my new boss? Because you just gave me a raise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mates bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"My mates bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?"

Wasn’t that only fools and horses

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My mates bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Wasn’t that only fools and horses "

That one is as old as time itself

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"My mates bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Wasn’t that only fools and horses

That one is as old as time itself "

Unless you’re name is Rodney maybe not going down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mates bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Wasn’t that only fools and horses

That one is as old as time itself "

Worked last Friday

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My mates bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Wasn’t that only fools and horses

That one is as old as time itself

Worked last Friday

Well. They say the old ones are the best.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"My mates bet me that I wouldn’t be able to start a conversation with the hottest girl in the bar. Wanna buy some drinks with their money?

Wasn’t that only fools and horses

That one is as old as time itself

Unless you’re name is Rodney maybe not going down well "

Well, as it happens.......

No its not, but I got a great deal on second hand lawnmower engines - if you're interested.

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By *axo25Man
over a year ago

lightwater

Hi there sugar......

No, not you, the other lump!

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Hi there sugar......

No, not you, the other lump! "

Give you that one haha

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By *axo25Man
over a year ago

lightwater

"Hi there sugar......

No, not you, the other lump!

Give you that one haha"

Never worked yet but i’ll Keep on trying!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I asked you for sex would the ans be the same as the ans to this question ?

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

Wanna see the soles of your feet in my wing mirrors?

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By *oc30Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I was always curious to hear how you you “pronounce “ your phone number ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The worst chat up line I ever got was “Hi, I’m Bond. Uni Bond, I’m here to fill your crack” They say men don’t know how to woo a woman anymore.

Worked though, made me laugh, broke the ice, and he was gorgeous...

Viv xx

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Wanna see the soles of your feet in my wing mirrors?"

That’s bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got an atlas in my bedroom i could show you the world..

Very 80's

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By *issyfaggotfayeTV/TS
over a year ago

Bolton

"Wanna see the soles of your feet in my wing mirrors?

That’s bad"

So you don't have sex with someone the first time you meet them?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I worst one I ever heard was 'do you fancy going halves on a bastard?'

Not mine, of course, I'm too much of a gentleman for that approach.

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"I worst one I ever heard was 'do you fancy going halves on a bastard?'

Not mine, of course, I'm too much of a gentleman for that approach. "

Fail

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you like chicken, you'll love my cock, it's foul

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By *ffinfuntMan
over a year ago

liverpool

Love that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to point out that "beautiful" has U in it. But, 'quickie' has U & I together - boom, boom ??

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"If you had an hour to live.... what would you want me to do with you ..

Would you prefer me to cuff you or tie you up

If you give yourself to me... I’ll give you everything...

Can I trickle my fingers down your spine as I kiss the back of your neck ...

Sorry I’m rubbish at this! But I’m trying to participate x"

To be fair, you had me at the spine and kissing neck one

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By *hecarpmanMan
over a year ago

SUTTON

Here's 10pence, go phone your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight..... Old but still funny. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge "
show bobs and Vagene please (my Indian guys go to chat up line)

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"If you had an hour to live.... what would you want me to do with you ..

Would you prefer me to cuff you or tie you up

If you give yourself to me... I’ll give you everything...

Can I trickle my fingers down your spine as I kiss the back of your neck ...

Sorry I’m rubbish at this! But I’m trying to participate x

To be fair, you had me at the spine and kissing neck one

Now did I say you may get noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you had an hour to live.... what would you want me to do with you ..

Would you prefer me to cuff you or tie you up

If you give yourself to me... I’ll give you everything...

Can I trickle my fingers down your spine as I kiss the back of your neck ...

Sorry I’m rubbish at this! But I’m trying to participate x

To be fair, you had me at the spine and kissing neck one

Now did I say you may get noticed "
you did indeed! I just woke up, and thought I’d pop back in

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By *heFuzzMan
over a year ago

Bucks

You really remind me of my little toe...

I get the feeling I’m going to end up banging you on all the furniture...

You’re welcome, I here all week.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want to explore your body endlessly with my mouth

Let me treat you like the sexy sultry woman you are

Come upstairs and loose yourself with me

Let me show you how oral should be performed

Let my hands take care of your body so your mind can go elsewhere

Let me kiss and tease you like your the last woman on earth ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That was me just apologising for the rubbish lines lol .. but I can see how that would work yeah, I know. I thought I was being witty. Apparently not. "

Dunno haha I laughed at it

- Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't let this go to your head... but you could probably have your way with me...

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By *hezuMan
over a year ago

London

This thread mad awkward

pick up lines depend on the situation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"are you ovulating"?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

see that ladder in your hold ups is that the stairway to heaven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

tonight could be a good night if you play your cards right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you get anything for a pair in this game

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Do you want to come back to my place and watch porn on my widescreen bedroom mirror

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By *hubaysiWoman
over a year ago

Leeds

"Here's 10pence, go phone your mum and tell her you won't be home tonight..... Old but still funny. Sorry

Creepy

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge "

holy shit Batgirl your hot..

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

I know a guy who owns a hardware store he has a huge range of Mouse traps and ropes..

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"I know a guy who owns a hardware store he has a huge range of Mouse traps and ropes..

Bet he’s a kinky fucker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are those spacepants?

Because your ass is out of this world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like dragons? Because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face later

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By *azielMan
over a year ago

Midlands

"How you doin'?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you get those trousers on sale? Because they're 100% off at my place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you like dragons? Because I’ll be dragon my balls across your face later"

Smooth. Very smooth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fell my sleeve "feels sleeve" that's boyfriend material

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I seem to have lost my phone number, could I have yours

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Fell my sleeve "feels sleeve" that's boyfriend material"

Jeez that’s old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fell my sleeve "feels sleeve" that's boyfriend material

Jeez that’s old

Old but gold

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By *actileGent69Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire

"Your skirt is tucked in the back of your knickers" as she returned from the ladies... It worked very well and she couldnt take her eyes off me, but I lost the nerve lol (long time ago)

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By *gnitemybodyWoman
over a year ago

Onestepoutofthedoor

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge

If you were my little toe, I would bang you on every bit of furniture that I own

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By *actileGent69Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire

"Life has taught me what is truly precious and you stand out from the crowd, may I buy you a drink ?"

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

""Life has taught me what is truly precious and you stand out from the crowd, may I buy you a drink ?""

Dom Perignon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had a girl chat me up where she declared that she "hasn't had any sexually transmitted diseases whatsoever" waffled on about something else then declared it again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a Prosecco or 2 ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I offer you my last Rolo

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By *amueljMan
over a year ago

Dorset

Are you a parking ticket?

Cause you've got fine written all over you!

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Can I offer you my last Rolo"

Sweet talker

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

Would you like to come to the theatre.

I have front row seats for the mousetrap.

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By *everlyandersonTV/TS
over a year ago

newcastle

i know some say could i borrow a cup of sugar to break the ice ,, how about ,, could i borrow you mouse traps please ?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Friend of mine had a good one earlier today....

You have a body like a spanner...its tightening my nuts!

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Friend of mine had a good one earlier today....

You have a body like a spanner...its tightening my nuts! "

Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge "

My face is leaving in 10 mins any chance you could be on it

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge

My face is leaving in 10 mins any chance you could be on it

Quietly closing the door

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By *inkyduokentCouple
over a year ago

Swanley

Are they mouse traps on your nipples, or are you just pleased to see me?

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Are they mouse traps on your nipples, or are you just pleased to see me?

They would look better on the end of your cock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ace tits xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“ I don’t use cheesy chat up lines I’ve just lifted from google. There’s a drink of your choice behind the bar for. Enjoy”

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"“ I don’t use cheesy chat up lines I’ve just lifted from google. There’s a drink of your choice behind the bar for. Enjoy”"

Ah champagne my favourite

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over a year ago

"“ I don’t use cheesy chat up lines I’ve just lifted from google. There’s a drink of your choice behind the bar for. Enjoy”

Ah champagne my favourite "

You just set yourself up for...drum roll

“Would you like me to pop the cork for you”

Shameful.

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"“ I don’t use cheesy chat up lines I’ve just lifted from google. There’s a drink of your choice behind the bar for. Enjoy”

Ah champagne my favourite

You just set yourself up for...drum roll

“Would you like me to pop the cork for you”

Shameful. "

If you wasn’t so far away be a fabulous idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look so innocent you look so sweet as long as I have a face you’ll always have a seat.

Hey do you wana play laundry. You be the washing machine I’ll put my dirty load in you.

Bang me if I’m wrong but Is your name bob lol.

Wana have a boxing match I’ll pull my pants down and you give me some blows to the head .

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over a year ago

"“ I don’t use cheesy chat up lines I’ve just lifted from google. There’s a drink of your choice behind the bar for. Enjoy”

Ah champagne my favourite

You just set yourself up for...drum roll

“Would you like me to pop the cork for you”

Shameful.

If you wasn’t so far away be a fabulous idea "

Distance, the chagrin of so many swingers.

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"“ I don’t use cheesy chat up lines I’ve just lifted from google. There’s a drink of your choice behind the bar for. Enjoy”

Ah champagne my favourite

You just set yourself up for...drum roll

“Would you like me to pop the cork for you”

Shameful.

If you wasn’t so far away be a fabulous idea

Distance, the chagrin of so many swingers. "

Very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you have eyes and thighs that make my penis rise can i give you a surprise and show you my size it is 12" i tell you no lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gorgeous, smart, witty and sexy, this is too good to be true. But enough about me.....

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By *izou05Man
over a year ago

Argyle & Bute

Fancy going halfers on a bastard?

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Fancy going halfers on a bastard? "

Had that one not literally

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By *wingfellowMan
over a year ago

my own little sanctuary

Got any raisins?

Then I’ll have to settle for a date

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Got any raisins?

Then I’ll have to settle for a date"

That’s nuts

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By *ing_Wookie_RodeoMan
over a year ago

stockport wasteland

Hi my names Neil as in kneel down in front of ya just not spelled the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge

Hi, does this handkerchief smell of chloroform ?"

OMG hahaha!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow

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By *ikingCoolMan
over a year ago

carmarthen

Hi what great legs you have,

What time do they open,

Hi you look great,want to go to a party ,who is going,

Me and you

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

You are like Bread , I'm like Butter , so can I spread you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The word of the day is legs

Don’t you think we should spread the word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s the difference between marmalade and jam .

I can’t marmalade my dick in your bang hole

I’d like to use your thighs as ear muffs .

I don’t do fancy wines I prefer moans .

Do you have a shovel cause I’m digging that ass

Do you have pet insurance cause your pussys getting smashed tonight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

See my friend over there? He wants to know if you think i'm cute?

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Are you a shark? Because I’ve got some swimmers for you to swallow"

That’s bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I told you that you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I said you had a fantastic body... Actually I'd be lying, fancy a shag?

(Only kidding but did use the line once. I was going to say "If I said you had a fantastic body would you hold it against me" but half way through thought better of it)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Here's £1, call your husband and tell him you won't be home tonight

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By *inkycream OP Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Here's £1, call your husband and tell him you won't be home tonight "

Okay lol

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By *actileGent69Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire

"Can I offer you my last Rolo"

Lol actually did this last week, worked a treat

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Are you an aspirin because I'd like to take you every 4 to 6 hours

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By *ruebameMan
over a year ago

from the womb and tryout to get back

Excuse me are you hiring? I heard you have an opening you need filled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

if beauty was a time you are an eternity

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By *unkym34Man
over a year ago

London

I won’t beat around the bush. Well unless you have one and ask me to.

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over a year ago

"What’s the difference between marmalade and jam .

I can’t marmalade my dick in your bang hole

I’d like to use your thighs as ear muffs .

I don’t do fancy wines I prefer moans .

Do you have a shovel cause I’m digging that ass

Do you have pet insurance cause your pussys getting smashed tonight"

Christ you know them all lol...

Wine one I like though hahaha!

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By *eterthescientistMan
over a year ago

wirral

You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions?

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge

Hi, does this handkerchief smell of chloroform ?

OMG hahaha!!!

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge "

Smile if you want to sleep with me.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

"Come on guys let’s here some real chat up lines, don’t pm let the girls judge "

Hi, I've lost my phone, please could you call it to see if someone has picked it up or if it's laying somewhere near ?(I give you the number)

When it starts ringing in my pocket I smile and say thank you.

I will call or text you later to ask if you'd like to meet up for a drink as a thank you for finding my phone.

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