FabSwingers.com forum: How I interpret bio’s

By *iguy39 OP Man
over a year ago

manchester

Curvy - morbidly obese

Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky

Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way

Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any positive thoughts

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By *ants cockWoman
over a year ago

lincoln

Big guy barely touches your cervix

Needs younger women = Dom who wants to be your daddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bio that contains 5 words. How is one supposed to interpret what is on offer with one sentence ?

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By *ysteryman4117Man
over a year ago

wareham

"Big guy barely touches your cervix

Needs younger women = Dom who wants to be your daddy

Well played

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Unless someone specifically asks for their profile to be critiqued or if it's relevant to the thread e.g. someone is wondering why they're not having success, please don't critique their profile or be mean about it. We want the forum to be open and friendly to newbies and everyone starts somewhere."

Don't fall for traps, even the nasty ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone who has been posting threads for over a year, is not a newbie.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Yikes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP - thanks for letting us all know how you critique profiles..... its been a real eye opener

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am a 'curvy' size 14. I am not morbidly obese

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvy - morbidly obese

Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky

Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way

Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy

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wow just wow lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

“Younger lover wanted” = old and can’t get younger lovers

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

I'm blown away by your original interpretation of profiles that nobody has ever made before. Hilarious stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bio that contains 5 words. How is one supposed to interpret what is on offer with one sentence ?"

Not generally worth the effort !

Those short profiles are always at the bottom of the list for me. How else do you work out that you might like somebody ?!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Fat shaming - bitter about Fab and not someone I want to meet.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I'm a curvy 12/14 am I morbidly obese?

Jo.Xx

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Can't accommodate - Married and playing away

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

Size 14 is not obese.

Hell, that means your hiding behind me and whilst I am chunky I am not that bad.

The way I see it is he is making me and my profile look fantastic!

(But op, if your having a bad day, step away from fab)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know those people that day there leaving and never do...maybe the OP has come up with his own way of never getting any from here ever again...well played sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know those people that day there leaving and never do...maybe the OP has come up with his own way of never getting any from here ever again...well played sir "

I said I was leaving yesterday,

you can't leave fab.. you just can't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You know those people that day there leaving and never do...maybe the OP has come up with his own way of never getting any from here ever again...well played sir

I said I was leaving yesterday,

you can't leave fab.. you just can't!

Try the OPs way then....insult the majority of the site so no one will meet you again....saying that looking at your pix it might not work!

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

"Curvy - morbidly obese

Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky

Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way

Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy

Yeah, bet you are fun at parties lol!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Decent read

Look like a melted candle yourself. Pot kettle and all that cool stuff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am I morbidly obese, OP? Tell me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh dear think someone said no thanks to the op

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvy - morbidly obese

Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky

Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way

Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy

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Nothing wrong with saying “Not Looking to sleep with half of fab” yes it’s a swinging site but it doesn’t mean we drop our standards I just wish some men would get that & not think this site is instant s*ag

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By *oney to the beeWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

So I guess those wanting a younger lover are fiddlers then??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"oh dear think someone said no thanks to the op

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it was me........ sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP has now hidden his profile...I’m guessing this thread didn’t go as he expected!

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By *Man1263Man
over a year ago

Stockport

"OP has now hidden his profile...I’m guessing this thread didn’t go as he expected!"

Does it ever?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Does the OP want a bigger spade??

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By *nlyfun3Woman
over a year ago

NEAR Berkhamsted,Herts

"OP has now hidden his profile...I’m guessing this thread didn’t go as he expected!"

Haha

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

How I interpret forum posts - utter drivel= never getting a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvy - morbidly obese

Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky

Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way

Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy

But hes profile is hidden!!!

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

Someone's not getting any pmsl

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By *otdayMan
over a year ago

Reading

Oh dear

What about;

'only meeting in clubs' - can't be arsed with all these messages and filtering out the dick heads.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Oh dear

What about;

'only meeting in clubs' - can't be arsed with all these messages and filtering out the dick heads. "

Not half wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No cuddly 14/16 here

Morbidly obese thank you and loving it.

Having a great busy time.

Who knew ? Lol

Now where’s that KFC !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh dear

What about;

'only meeting in clubs' - can't be arsed with all these messages and filtering out the dick heads. "

Oh dear!

I only meet in Clubs. I can't see what's wrong with that if it's what I want to do.

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Curvy - morbidly obese

Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky

Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way

Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy

Funny cos how I interpret

Curvy - curves in all the right places

Ample - honest

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - picky and exactly how they should be

Bubbly - great to socialise with

Just out of a relationship - a bit nervous but need some fun

Guess I’m more positive than you lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvy - morbidly obese

Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky

Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way

Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy

Funny cos how I interpret

Curvy - curves in all the right places

Ample - honest

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - picky and exactly how they should be

Bubbly - great to socialise with

Just out of a relationship - a bit nervous but need some fun

Guess I’m more positive than you lol "

Love this...well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think if he’s saying that in the chat rooms probably better off not using fab m8, hidden his profile says a lot. Eeeekkk

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

"Curvy - morbidly obese

Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky

Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way

Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy

Funny cos how I interpret

Curvy - curves in all the right places

Ample - honest

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - picky and exactly how they should be

Bubbly - great to socialise with

Just out of a relationship - a bit nervous but need some fun

Guess I’m more positive than you lol "

If I could post Leonardo DiCaprio clapping right here, I would.

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By *ollydoesWoman
over a year ago

Shangri-La

"Curvy - morbidly obese

Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky

Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way

Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy

Funny cos how I interpret

Curvy - curves in all the right places

Ample - honest

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - picky and exactly how they should be

Bubbly - great to socialise with

Just out of a relationship - a bit nervous but need some fun

Guess I’m more positive than you lol

If I could post Leonardo DiCaprio clapping right here, I would. "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvy - morbidly obese

Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky

Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way

Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy

So you’re a judgemental wanker then...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvy - morbidly obese

Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky

Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way

Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy

So you’re a judgemental wanker then... "
we all judge no need to get abusive that doesn't make it better, hes realised the error of his ways although i appreciate he hasnt apologised but has hidden profile, which is same thing

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By *carlettxWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Curvy - morbidly obese

Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky

Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way

Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy

Funny cos how I interpret

Curvy - curves in all the right places

Ample - honest

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - picky and exactly how they should be

Bubbly - great to socialise with

Just out of a relationship - a bit nervous but need some fun

Guess I’m more positive than you lol

If I could post Leonardo DiCaprio clapping right here, I would. "

Haha shall I take a small bow to the audience ?

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

"Curvy - morbidly obese

Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky

Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way

Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy

I describe myself as large ie more than curvy but we get plenty of requests by fellas & couples who despite their profiles not wanting to meet a large woman still ask & then get pissed when we say no thanks.

Don't like people's profiles no need to be rude - just pass us by.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wonder if the OP wishes he hadn’t posted now...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's not that big either but who am I to judge

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

"Wonder if the OP wishes he hadn’t posted now...

I bet he does.

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By *eeleyWoman
over a year ago

Dudley

"Curvy - morbidly obese

Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky

Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way

Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy

I am quite partial to a KFC and the world could do with abit of a shake up so really, I'm doing everyone a favour! Just call me Mother Teresa!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm 5ft 10 and 14st9

So which of your rude categories do I fall into?

Man or woman I wouldn't come Near you with a 10ft bargepole with that kind of attitude!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Curvy - morbidly obese

Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky

Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way

Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy

Don't like people's profiles no need to be rude - just pass us by. "

L you are rocking those curves and what a lovely pair of legs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if the OP wishes he hadn’t posted now...

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omg woman they look rather nice

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By *cloversCouple
over a year ago

Hull

"Curvy - morbidly obese

Ample - half a family KFC bucket away from upsetting the planets rotational axis

Not looking to sleep with half of fab - far too picky

Bubbly - daft as a brush but not in a good way

Just out of a relationship - emotionally needy

Don't like people's profiles no need to be rude - just pass us by.

L you are rocking those curves and what a lovely pair of legs."

Well thank you

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By *isnerdsCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire

"Wonder if the OP wishes he hadn’t posted now...

I bet he does."

The fact his profile is hidden says a lot. Why do people feel the need to be so nasty? I just don’t get it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if the OP wishes he hadn’t posted now...

omg woman they look rather nice

Thanks!

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey

"Wonder if the OP wishes he hadn’t posted now...

I bet he does.

The fact his profile is hidden says a lot. Why do people feel the need to be so nasty? I just don’t get it.

Hiding his profile is just cowardice.

It is however very easy to over step the mark in an attempt to be funny & perhaps that`s what the Op thought when he wrote this thread.

He should "man up " & explain himself in a bid to save his soul.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wonder if the OP wishes he hadn’t posted now...

I bet he does.

The fact his profile is hidden says a lot. Why do people feel the need to be so nasty? I just don’t get it.

Nor do I.

It makes no sense because it could affect their success on here, so why shoot yourself in the foot?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't accommodate - Married and playing away

Although possibly - has children cant play at home

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