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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was thinking, many profiles I see with “you must have an enormous cock” what if it were flipped around and the guy said, you must have a pussy tight enough it squeaked?

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"I was thinking, many profiles I see with “you must have an enormous cock” what if it were flipped around and the guy said, you must have a pussy tight enough it squeaked? "

Mine squeaks

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I was thinking, many profiles I see with “you must have an enormous cock” what if it were flipped around and the guy said, you must have a pussy tight enough it squeaked?

Mine squeaks "

Surely it would whistle? Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was thinking, many profiles I see with “you must have an enormous cock” what if it were flipped around and the guy said, you must have a pussy tight enough it squeaked?

Mine squeaks "

I've been in some that farted

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By *aughtyDuetCouple
over a year ago

Shropshire


"I was thinking, many profiles I see with “you must have an enormous cock” what if it were flipped around and the guy said, you must have a pussy tight enough it squeaked?

Mine squeaks

Surely it would whistle? Ha ha "

How did you know it does that too?

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By *sandu2ukCouple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"I was thinking, many profiles I see with “you must have an enormous cock” what if it were flipped around and the guy said, you must have a pussy tight enough it squeaked?

Mine squeaks

Surely it would whistle? Ha ha

How did you know it does that too?"

Been watching through the window. It’s a lovely pitch that whistle. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was thinking, many profiles I see with “you must have an enormous cock” what if it were flipped around and the guy said, you must have a pussy tight enough it squeaked?

Mine squeaks "

I bet it does

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was thinking, many profiles I see with “you must have an enormous cock” what if it were flipped around and the guy said, you must have a pussy tight enough it squeaked?

Mine squeaks

I've been in some that farted"

Hmmm, a farting pussy, perhaps try going balls deep as opposed to helmet deep

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Still interested in this, good to hear a female perspective if a profile stipulated the size of your genitalia? What would your immediate thought be?

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By *uckslut and MCouple
over a year ago

Poole

Pussys change shape and size depending on arousal. NO not all big cocks fit in any pussy. Theres a limit.

Just as all cocks come in every shape and size so do pussys. Pussys have differant size outter flaps and well as shape and size of clits. Inturnal shape and size veris just as much too.

Although, several times, guy has been in me and said " oh she's tight". Thats without me gripping the cock with pussy muscles.

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By *ants cockWoman
over a year ago

lincoln


"Still interested in this, good to hear a female perspective if a profile stipulated the size of your genitalia? What would your immediate thought be? "

How to measure? What device do we use.

You guys have your sky remote lol

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By *igJandTheBlondeCouple
over a year ago

Kings Hill


"Pussys change shape and size depending on arousal. NO not all big cocks fit in any pussy. Theres a limit.

Just as all cocks come in every shape and size so do pussys. Pussys have differant size outter flaps and well as shape and size of clits. Inturnal shape and size veris just as much too.

Although, several times, guy has been in me and said " oh she's tight". Thats without me gripping the cock with pussy muscles. "

“I’ve never been in this part of pussy town before”

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey


"Still interested in this, good to hear a female perspective if a profile stipulated the size of your genitalia? What would your immediate thought be?

How to measure? What device do we use.

You guys have your sky remote lol "

Archimedes discovered a method for measuring this back in the third century.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another method of stipulating the effectiveness of one's pussy is the pink pong ball test. Ladies could stipulate on their profile the distance they can catapult said ball!

They could also put profile picks of the ball next to their vulva to demonstrate that said test has been conducted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was thinking, many profiles I see with “you must have an enormous cock” what if it were flipped around and the guy said, you must have a pussy tight enough it squeaked? "
lets face it guys dont get lots of choice loosen up

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By *ants cockWoman
over a year ago

lincoln


"Still interested in this, good to hear a female perspective if a profile stipulated the size of your genitalia? What would your immediate thought be?

How to measure? What device do we use.

You guys have your sky remote lol

Archimedes discovered a method for measuring this back in the third century."

Good luck with that one

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By *iknaknok42Man
over a year ago

limavady

I bet that none of those pussys can catch mice.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was thinking, many profiles I see with “you must have an enormous cock” what if it were flipped around and the guy said, you must have a pussy tight enough it squeaked? "

It's a bit like the 'must be over six feet' rule. Imagine posting a weight specification for women; if you're a single guy, you can rule out any slim chance you ever had of meeting anyone on here!

Really, it's just another example of how women can pick and choose, and perhaps the more shallow aspect of the site. Of course people have preferences but in the real world, personality can compensate for a lot. Size, or weight, really shouldn't be a determining factor.

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By *adame 2SwordsWoman
over a year ago

Victoria, London

struggle with anything over 6 inches, though love girth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy looking at huge cocks but taking one might be a problem

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By *urning the kinkMan
over a year ago

bristol


"Still interested in this, good to hear a female perspective if a profile stipulated the size of your genitalia? What would your immediate thought be?

How to measure? What device do we use.

You guys have your sky remote lol

Archimedes discovered a method for measuring this back in the third century."

So fill the pussy with 1litre of water

Get a dildo with a ruler on the side and measure how much comes out

Someone else will have to do the math for me

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By *eordiesCouple
over a year ago

newcastle

In the "stipulate pussy size" question you could also add more variables, such as;

Prominent Clit, easier to find than a mountain in Norfol.

Squirter, can fill a pint glass at 5 metres.

Quick Orgasm, no need to send out for sandwiches here.

But all in all, listing all the variables is pointless, let's just be happy if we get a meet that goes well and all the people end up happy.

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By *nnnikCouple
over a year ago

Walsall


"Pussys change shape and size depending on arousal. NO not all big cocks fit in any pussy. Theres a limit.

Just as all cocks come in every shape and size so do pussys. Pussys have differant size outter flaps and well as shape and size of clits. Inturnal shape and size veris just as much too.

Although, several times, guy has been in me and said " oh she's tight". Thats without me gripping the cock with pussy muscles. "

My fella loves it when I do pussy muscles, even thou he's always saying I've got a tight one, even when it's wet, it's still tight

(titch) xx

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By *rAngleseyMan
over a year ago

Anglesey


"Still interested in this, good to hear a female perspective if a profile stipulated the size of your genitalia? What would your immediate thought be?

How to measure? What device do we use.

You guys have your sky remote lol

Archimedes discovered a method for measuring this back in the third century.

So fill the pussy with 1litre of water

Get a dildo with a ruler on the side and measure how much comes out

Someone else will have to do the math for me "

(1) Fill pussy with water

(2) Drain in to a suitable measuring jug.

(3) Immerse cock or dildo in water until equal displacement is achieved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hells bells this is a dangerous thread lol! I wax womens furry purses for a living, let me tell you! They are neurotic enough about their bodies with out having to identify whether or not tjey arr a chicken nugget or a big Mac lol

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By *actileGent69Man
over a year ago

East Cheshire

Some pussies are shorter than others (vagina length). I once bruised an ex internally

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was thinking, many profiles I see with “you must have an enormous cock” what if it were flipped around and the guy said, you must have a pussy tight enough it squeaked? "

See id like it as big as possible so i could get my whole fist in there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm liking your point.

I'm pretty sure if a man's profile said 'if you can get more than 2 fingers in don't waste my time or yours' he'd be slated

Good point well made.

Claire

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By *ants cockWoman
over a year ago

lincoln


"Some pussies are shorter than others (vagina length). I once bruised an ex internally "

This is true

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"In the "stipulate pussy size" question you could also add more variables, such as;

Prominent Clit, easier to find than a mountain in Norfol.

Squirter, can fill a pint glass at 5 metres.

Quick Orgasm, no need to send out for sandwiches here.

But all in all, listing all the variables is pointless, let's just be happy if we get a meet that goes well and all the people end up happy. "

I like your thinking lol, good options there. “Now to add to my profile”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm liking your point.

I'm pretty sure if a man's profile said 'if you can get more than 2 fingers in don't waste my time or yours' he'd be slated

Good point well made.

Claire"

Thank you Claire, we almost certainly would be slated. A couple of fingers is a good measure of how excited the lady is

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Hells bells this is a dangerous thread lol! I wax womens furry purses for a living, let me tell you! They are neurotic enough about their bodies with out having to identify whether or not tjey arr a chicken nugget or a big Mac lol"

Haha, maybe a flapachino

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