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By *ung-well OP   Man
over a year ago

York

Anybody in Cyprus this week?

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By *elliNevvaMan
over a year ago

London

This is easy to solve with a simple 3 part testing regime:

Part 1: Are you in Cypress? If yes, proceed to part 2. If No proceed to part 3.

Part 2: Open door, walk out door look about while you continue to walk in random directions -if you see someone, problem solved.

Part 3: Look up number of Cypress Hotel online. Phone said number. If no reply, repeat process with a different hotel. If someone replies and you can positively prove through the Turing test that they are indeed human, then problem solved.

Part 4: If noone is found through exhaustive use of the above two tests, it can be safely assumed that there is indeed noone there.

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Cyprus or Cypress?

If youre going to take the piss out of an OP, get your spelling straight

Cyprus is a country. "Cypress" are trees - just sayin.

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By *elliNevvaMan
over a year ago

London


"Cyprus or Cypress?

If youre going to take the piss out of an OP, get your spelling straight

Cyprus is a country. "Cypress" are trees - just sayin. "

You never know -he could be sitting in a tree.

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Cyprus or Cypress?

If youre going to take the piss out of an OP, get your spelling straight

Cyprus is a country. "Cypress" are trees - just sayin.

You never know -he could be sitting in a tree."

Thats true - he could be making an 'ash of things

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By *elliNevvaMan
over a year ago

London


"Cyprus or Cypress?

If youre going to take the piss out of an OP, get your spelling straight

Cyprus is a country. "Cypress" are trees - just sayin.

You never know -he could be sitting in a tree.

Thats true - he could be making an 'ash of things "

Or maybe it's just a simple case of not being ablle to see the wood for the trees?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Maybe he's tarzan.

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Maybe hes just lying on the Beech

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By *elliNevvaMan
over a year ago

London

Ah now guys -would ya justt leaf it alone!

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

I feel a bit of a sap now

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville

Branching out to different countries.....

I'm in San Francisco!

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By *ames CharenteMan
over a year ago

South West France. Dept 17


"Branching out to different countries.....

I'm in San Francisco! "

I know someone in the USA, perhaps you have met them..

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By *utterflyandArtificeCouple
over a year ago

Trowbridge


"Branching out to different countries.....

I'm in San Francisco! "

Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?

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By *elliNevvaMan
over a year ago

London


"Branching out to different countries.....

I'm in San Francisco!

Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?"

Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Branching out to different countries.....

I'm in San Francisco!

Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?

Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi"

Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post!

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By *ames CharenteMan
over a year ago

South West France. Dept 17


"Branching out to different countries.....

I'm in San Francisco!

Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?

Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi

Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post! "

Not really, my friend lives in Oakland CA.

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Branching out to different countries.....

I'm in San Francisco!

Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?

Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi

Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post!

Not really, my friend lives in Oakland CA."

Thats treemendous!

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By *ames CharenteMan
over a year ago

South West France. Dept 17


"Branching out to different countries.....

I'm in San Francisco!

Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?

Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi

Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post!

Not really, my friend lives in Oakland CA.

Thats treemendous! "

Yes he decided to put down roots there a few years ago and his life is blooming..

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By *elliNevvaMan
over a year ago

London


"Branching out to different countries.....

I'm in San Francisco!

Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?

Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi

Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post!

Not really, my friend lives in Oakland CA.

Thats treemendous!

Yes he decided to put down roots there a few years ago and his life is blooming.."

Better watch out for that Eric feller and his Suzi then -I hear it's a chopper

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

That's un-axe-eptable!

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Anybody in Cyprus this week?"

Try this in the World Wide forum and good luck

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By *elliNevvaMan
over a year ago

London


"Anybody in Cyprus this week?

Try this in the World Wide forum and good luck

"

Is that a broad leaf species?

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"Anybody in Cyprus this week?

Try this in the World Wide forum and good luck

Is that a broad leaf species?"

Not that I'm aware of, not very good at trees, but it may help him find what he is looking for

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

But what if he's not oakay with tbat?.

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By *amissCouple
over a year ago

chelmsford


"But what if he's not oakay with tbat?.

"

Is that a tree too?

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Yes, that would be a fir assumption

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Branching out to different countries.....

I'm in San Francisco!

Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?

Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi

Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post!

Not really, my friend lives in Oakland CA.

Thats treemendous!

Yes he decided to put down roots there a few years ago and his life is blooming..

Better watch out for that Eric feller and his Suzi then -I hear it's a chopper"

Think I saw him on the BEECH

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Branching out to different countries.....

I'm in San Francisco!

Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?

Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi

Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post!

Not really, my friend lives in Oakland CA.

Thats treemendous!

Yes he decided to put down roots there a few years ago and his life is blooming..

Better watch out for that Eric feller and his Suzi then -I hear it's a chopper

Think I saw him on the BEECH "

Pffft - wayyyyy behind the times! Did that one ages ago lol.

You need birched for stealing my pun!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Branching out to different countries.....

I'm in San Francisco!

Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?

Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi

Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post!

Not really, my friend lives in Oakland CA.

Thats treemendous!

Yes he decided to put down roots there a few years ago and his life is blooming..

Better watch out for that Eric feller and his Suzi then -I hear it's a chopper

Think I saw him on the BEECH

Pffft - wayyyyy behind the times! Did that one ages ago lol.

You need birched for stealing my pun! "

Shaddap acorn dick

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"Branching out to different countries.....

I'm in San Francisco!

Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?

Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi

Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post!

Not really, my friend lives in Oakland CA.

Thats treemendous!

Yes he decided to put down roots there a few years ago and his life is blooming..

Better watch out for that Eric feller and his Suzi then -I hear it's a chopper

Think I saw him on the BEECH

Pffft - wayyyyy behind the times! Did that one ages ago lol.

You need birched for stealing my pun!

Shaddap acorn dick "

D'OH! Im pining for you now!

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Branching out to different countries.....

I'm in San Francisco!

Do you know my mate Eric, big fella, rides a Harley?

Sorry -I only know the Eric that rides a Suzi

Sorry - this has branched out to a whole different post!

Not really, my friend lives in Oakland CA.

Thats treemendous!

Yes he decided to put down roots there a few years ago and his life is blooming..

Better watch out for that Eric feller and his Suzi then -I hear it's a chopper

Think I saw him on the BEECH

Pffft - wayyyyy behind the times! Did that one ages ago lol.

You need birched for stealing my pun!

Shaddap acorn dick

D'OH! Im pining for you now! "

Ahhh that old chestnut. You wood say that!

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"[Removed by poster at 24/09/19 09:19:23]"

Pffft - the old obligatree wood joke! Thats treeson!

Lol

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By *uckfunCouple
over a year ago

North Coast


"Anybody in Cyprus this week?"

Open fab on phone, click ‘see who’s near’

Boom job done, any UK fabbers (if you have your search set to UK) close by will appear.

We’ve done it in Portugal, Fuerteventura and Tybee Island in the US. Amazing how many UK fabbers are close by when you’re abroad.

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By *anky_PankyWoman
over a year ago

Filthy Fuckeryville


"Anybody in Cyprus this week?

Open fab on phone, click ‘see who’s near’

Boom job done, any UK fabbers (if you have your search set to UK) close by will appear.

We’ve done it in Portugal, Fuerteventura and Tybee Island in the US. Amazing how many UK fabbers are close by when you’re abroad."

That varies wildly in the United States. My nearest fabbers are often hundreds of miles away.....

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By *uckfunCouple
over a year ago

North Coast

I’ll bet, Big place the States, small place Cyprus.

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast


"I’ll bet, Big place the States, small place Cyprus."

Im in n ireland - bloody nobody here! Well, plenty of guys who want to see my wood lol

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By *elshsunsWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

I’m in Wales another small place

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By *nglishCharmMan
over a year ago

Midlands

I think we should leaf him alone, I bet he's getting sycamore people having fun at just question...

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By *0something1965Man
over a year ago

Belfast

Hehehehehe

Thats as funny as Laral and Hardy

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