FabSwingers.com forum: Kathy Burke comment

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ?

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By *ingdong11Man
over a year ago

southampton

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ? "

It would have to be very posh ham in a soft sub roll

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By *aling69Man
over a year ago

London

Ham and cheese only

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By *acavityMan
over a year ago

Redditch

You thought it was mayonnaise?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ? "

With or without mustard.

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

I think that quite a few would tbh, going by fab anyway. I had guys telling me I looked great and can we meet up before I had any pics on here, so what does that tell you

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By *moothdickMan
over a year ago

stoke

Ham & chilly sauce in a 6 inch sub

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By *ablo minibar123Woman
over a year ago

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ?

With or without mustard."

Always with mustard mmm

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By *anda and CatCouple
over a year ago

Talking from experience, before the age of 30 yes, probably.

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By *anTouchThisCouple
over a year ago

Aberdeen

Touching cold meat gives me the heebie jeebies, so no, not for me.

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

Excuse ignorance.... Who is Kathy Burke ??

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I think she's probably right!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know men who would.

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By *otlovefun42Couple
over a year ago

Costa Blanca Spain...

"I think that quite a few would tbh, going by fab anyway. I had guys telling me I looked great and can we meet up before I had any pics on here, so what does that tell you

You are a ham sandwich.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"Excuse ignorance.... Who is Kathy Burke ??"

Played Perry in Kevin and Perry sketch for Harry Enfield show and had the best line in the movie remake of tinker, tailor, soldier, spy.

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ?

With or without mustard.

Always with mustard mmm"

Mustard on cock, ouch.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excuse ignorance.... Who is Kathy Burke ??

Played Perry in Kevin and Perry sketch for Harry Enfield show and had the best line in the movie remake of tinker, tailor, soldier, spy."

Also in gimme gimme gimme and absolutely fabulous and comedy sketch show s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think that men have been demonised in general in recent years, and it's just another shit comment to add to the pile!

Just my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ? "

I'd rather fuck a ham sarnie than that bucket of grease. The age of man hating as mainstream is truly here.

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By *eakcoupleCouple
over a year ago

peak district

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ? "

Well, that wouldn't apply to blokes from some religions, would it?

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By *arksxMan
over a year ago

Leicester / London

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ? "

Kathy Burke is the polar opposite of what physically attracts me.

I'd still fuck her She is hilarious....

Only if she ate a ham sandwich during sex though

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

I wonder if she meant it in good humour and some on here shouldn't just jump to offence so easily

I thought she thoroughly deserved her BAFTA for nil by mouth, and loved her in This Years Love. She's a fantastic actress who can do comedy or drama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s probably true and add their own mayo!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lol don’t care love Katy What a character x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rather that than fuck Kathy Burke!

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By *irkydirkyMan
over a year ago

crewe

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ? "

So she’s basically saying that some women are as worthless as a ham sandwich? I’ll await the feminist backlash...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ?

Kathy Burke is the polar opposite of what physically attracts me.

I'd still fuck her She is hilarious....

Only if she ate a ham sandwich during sex though"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wonder if she meant it in good humour and some on here shouldn't just jump to offence so easily

I thought she thoroughly deserved her BAFTA for nil by mouth, and loved her in This Years Love. She's a fantastic actress who can do comedy or drama

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ? "

I agree with her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ? "
i dont like ham

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ?

I'd rather fuck a ham sarnie than that bucket of grease. The age of man hating as mainstream is truly here. "

You don't sound much like a woman lover

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By *lanemikeMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"Excuse ignorance.... Who is Kathy Burke ??

Played Perry in Kevin and Perry sketch for Harry Enfield show and had the best line in the movie remake of tinker, tailor, soldier, spy.

Also in gimme gimme gimme and absolutely fabulous and comedy sketch show s "

No wonder I never heard of her....

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

Philly Cheese Steak roll or my cock stays trousered

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Excuse ignorance.... Who is Kathy Burke ??

Played Perry in Kevin and Perry sketch for Harry Enfield show and had the best line in the movie remake of tinker, tailor, soldier, spy.

Also in gimme gimme gimme and absolutely fabulous and comedy sketch show s

No wonder I never heard of her...."

I think she also hosts the great British bake off after show also.

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By *ollycouple71Couple
over a year ago

manchester

"Excuse ignorance.... Who is Kathy Burke ??

Played Perry in Kevin and Perry sketch for Harry Enfield show and had the best line in the movie remake of tinker, tailor, soldier, spy.

Also in gimme gimme gimme and absolutely fabulous and comedy sketch show s

No wonder I never heard of her....

I think she also hosts the great British bake off after show also."
that's Jo brand

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Some would do anything with a silhouette as the profile pic, so maybe.

She's very smart and I admire her, for who she is and her talent. Didn't see that on TV but assume she's not said this with malice.

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ?

I'd rather fuck a ham sarnie than that bucket of grease. The age of man hating as mainstream is truly here. "

Is ‘the age of man hating as mainstream... truly here’ ? Overall in society where are men hated? Is hatred towards men more prevalent than towards women? Are men held back or damaged by this man hating? I don’t see or experience man hating in my life.

Or is man hating being everywhere a line promoted by Incels?

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

She suffered for many years with self esteem issues about how she looked. Did she have relationships with blokes thinking that because she thought she was unnatractive, they must think she is too? A person suffering from low self worth can attract a certain type of partner who really would fuck a ham sandwich (or a cucumber) as that person may also have issues about their own looks.

Whilst the media (and its a hell of a lot of women included in that) continue to dictate whats beautiful and the ideal, then this will go on ad nauseum.

At least she now nows she might not be Kate Moss but blokes can still fancy her for being her. She doesnt give a fuck anymore and thats always attractive.

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By *ohndunboyneMan
over a year ago

Dunboyne & Dublin

"Excuse ignorance.... Who is Kathy Burke ??

Played Perry in Kevin and Perry sketch for Harry Enfield show and had the best line in the movie remake of tinker, tailor, soldier, spy.

Also in gimme gimme gimme and absolutely fabulous and comedy sketch show s

No wonder I never heard of her....

I think she also hosts the great British bake off after show also.that's Jo brand"

Ah yes!

Apologies.

I prefer Jo Brand, from a comedy perspective

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

After being mistaken for a hipster on a different thread, my view is: if it is organic ham on artisan bread, wrapped in gingham wax paper, then yes!

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By *alking HeadMan
over a year ago

Bolton

"After being mistaken for a hipster on a different thread, my view is: if it is organic ham on artisan bread, wrapped in gingham wax paper, then yes!

Where was the bread sourced? Do you know the history of the pig used for the ham?

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By *r_thickdick777Man
over a year ago

Dover

Would not only fuck it I would eat it afterwards with the extra mayonnaise lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they were to hallow out a bread roll and fill it with ham that could be a good d.i.y fleshlight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She has personality, some of the most beautiful folk don’t !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ?

I'd rather fuck a ham sarnie than that bucket of grease. The age of man hating as mainstream is truly here.

Or is man hating being everywhere a line promoted by Incels? "

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By * New YorkieMan
over a year ago

Leeds

"I think that quite a few would tbh, going by fab anyway. I had guys telling me I looked great and can we meet up before I had any pics on here, so what does that tell you

But you do look great... ??

Into a more sensual sandwich, or maybe just a sensual non rushed meet with a female

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

Got to be ham from a female pig though, I'm not ghey....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did message a Ham sandwich and got no reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it'd have to be on 'Hearty Italian'

Sorry, I'm still recovering from someone further up thinking Jo Brand is funnier..

Have you seen Kevin and Perry Go Large!

"Alright Mrs Patterson, cheeky girl".

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By *amRod64Man
over a year ago

Gravesend

From M and S..deffo

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By *dventurouscouple4343Couple
over a year ago

KENT / SOUTH EAST

As long as it wasnt breaded ham, the bits get everywhere

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

"I did message a Ham sandwich and got no reply. "

Single men complaining about no one responding to their messages!

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By *oastal1968Man
over a year ago

Ascot

I'd fuck a rolling donut if I could cartwheel quick enough.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I think that quite a few would tbh, going by fab anyway. I had guys telling me I looked great and can we meet up before I had any pics on here, so what does that tell you

I think every woman has had that same experience so I'd agree, some men would fuck anyone. So would some women though.

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By *SAchickWoman
over a year ago

Hillside desolate

"I'd fuck a rolling donut if I could cartwheel quick enough. "

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By *ost SockMan
over a year ago

West Wales and Cardiff

Blimey, I imagine it was a jokey comment (possibly with an element of truth!)

Some blokes are getting a bit snowflakey about this man-hating stuff

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

Been thinking about how some respondents on here have taken offence at what was meant to be humour to make a point. I guess these are the same people who call us ‘snowflakes’ when we call out for example Jeremy Clarkson etc for misogynistic jokes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In my teenage years one mate admitted to fucking a gammon steak and another said he bore out a melon. I was like WTAF!???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if it was a choice between kathy burke and a ham sandwich would i choose to fuck the ham sandwich

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wales

After seeing the antics of many a man pissed up on nights out, i’d say she has a point.

There is always one who plays hard to get though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ? "

Judging by who has verified who on here I would say she is right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ? "

In my experience woman who say stuff like that, are the female equivalent to a guy who calls a woman a slut because she won't sleep with him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not keen on Jeremy Clarkson (bullying diva) but Kathy Burke is fantastic. I don't think there are many 'man haters' on here, but I do think that women now have a voice and express their opinions. Something men have always done unchecked. The comment was probably humorous with an element of truth. Most guys have very different needs sexually to women, and will go to great lengths to have them satisfied. This is not a sexist comment. More an observation based on experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ?

In my experience woman who say stuff like that, are the female equivalent to a guy who calls a woman a slut because she won't sleep with him"

She probably got rejected for a ham sandwich.

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

Kathy Burke has been lambasted over her looks throughout the years. How she takes on that sort of media criticism, and then fronts a programme in which she shows a lot of empathy, towards women who are trying desperately to conform to societies demands on how a woman should look, is very commendable.

Kathy always comes across as genuine and approachable to me, proud of her working class roots and to be true to herself. When the surgeon suggested how she would improve her looks

by removing her double chin, no doubt she could afford it, she happily walked away, preferring to be who she is, and not conform to anyone elses idea of beauty or being more attractive.

She also has the ability to say what she thinks, check out what she had to say about Helena Bonham Carter. So she wouldn't mince her words about Men, if she truly thought they were all single minded apes.

Thanks to Kathy women,who aren't perceived as beautiful can see that the arts are not only for the beautiful few, available for all, no matter your how you look. If you have talent, drive and intelligence, all that Kathy has in abundance, that's what you need.

The reason anytime Kathy appears in a film,play or show, I'll always tune in.

Yes I'm a massive fan of hers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not keen on Jeremy Clarkson (bullying diva) but Kathy Burke is fantastic. I don't think there are many 'man haters' on here, but I do think that women now have a voice and express their opinions. Something men have always done unchecked. The comment was probably humorous with an element of truth. Most guys have very different needs sexually to women, and will go to great lengths to have them satisfied. This is not a sexist comment. More an observation based on experience. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Kathy Burke has been lambasted over her looks throughout the years. How she takes on that sort of media criticism, and then fronts a programme in which she shows a lot of empathy, towards women who are trying desperately to conform to societies demands on how a woman should look, is very commendable.

Kathy always comes across as genuine and approachable to me, proud of her working class roots and to be true to herself. When the surgeon suggested how she would improve her looks

by removing her double chin, no doubt she could afford it, she happily walked away, preferring to be who she is, and not conform to anyone elses idea of beauty or being more attractive.

The reason anytime Kathy appears in a film,play or show, I'll always tune in.

Yes I'm a massive fan of hers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kathy always comes across as genuine and approachable to me, proud of her working class roots and to be true to herself. When the surgeon suggested how she would improve her looks

by removing her double chin, no doubt she could afford it, she happily walked away, preferring to be who she is, and not conform to anyone elses idea of beauty or being more attractive.

The reason anytime Kathy appears in a film,play or show, I'll always tune in.

Yes I'm a massive fan of hers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well said!

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

As long as the ham sandwich has low self esteem, and responds well to comments like "you're definitely my type of sandwich, I've always had a thing for them! It's coincidental that ive never actually had a relationship with one". Then she's probably right.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some would but them the male ethic is often to fuck and fuck off and emptying their balls is the primary action.

I would even go as far as to say some men would prefer the ham sandwich to some women if truth be told as its easier to bin it than make excuses to get out quick.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Some men demand ham hand carved by by vestal virgins in vegan, spelt wheat bread cooked over a fire kindled from the wood of rare tropical rain forest trees, spread with butter churned from the milk of ferrets though.

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

"Some men demand ham hand carved by by vestal virgins in vegan, spelt wheat bread cooked over a fire kindled from the wood of rare tropical rain forest trees, spread with butter churned from the milk of ferrets though. "

You've seen the menu at The Fat Duck at Bray then.....

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

You've seen the menu at The Fat Duck at Bray then....."

you're mistaking that for their sandwich constructed in the same way but with a foam of lightly smoked dolphin saliva.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only if it's Pata Negra Jamon..

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By *tingly ByronMan
over a year ago

In a town Fab forgot

You've seen the menu at The Fat Duck at Bray then.....

you're mistaking that for their sandwich constructed in the same way but with a foam of lightly smoked dolphin saliva. "

Of course, silly me.

Whaddamistatomaka.

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By *lem-H-FandangoMan
over a year ago

salisbury

Only for sandwiches that they don't mind being seen eating.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ? "

Depends on their religious beliefs.

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

Who can blame us, far less emotionally demanding, no need for all that boring foreplay, and sandwiches of any filling never ask for condoms. Bye bye fabbers I’m of to the sarnie aisle at Tesco!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After watching Kathy Burke all woman programme she made a comment in it that most blokes would fuck a ham sandwich. What do you all think ?

Depends on their religious beliefs."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who can blame us, far less emotionally demanding, no need for all that boring foreplay, and sandwiches of any filling never ask for condoms. Bye bye fabbers I’m of to the sarnie aisle at Tesco!!!"

Avoid the seeded bread. Farewell and enjoy the mayo.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Only for sandwiches that they don't mind being seen eating. "

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By *apiomanMan
over a year ago

Shipley

"Who can blame us, far less emotionally demanding, no need for all that boring foreplay, and sandwiches of any filling never ask for condoms. Bye bye fabbers I’m of to the sarnie aisle at Tesco!!!

Avoid the seeded bread. Farewell and enjoy the mayo. "

I gave up on being seeded years ago!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

Wales

Only for sandwiches that they don't mind being seen eating. "

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